The Shelter

[PerryWinkle]

Who dosent like black bare tit? I just wanted to illustrate how akward it was.

just checking. does your chick still work for her?

[PerryWinkle]

wine takes a while to appreciate... lots of tastings and you will find you love it.


Teach me, or don't teach me. I don't care either way



Did that work WMT? I'm trying the asshole approach

[paulisded]

wine takes a while to appreciate... lots of tastings and you will find you love it


I have always hated wine, much to the chagrin of my good friend Traci, who was always trying to get me to try various types. Just give me some Canadian whiskey with either Coke or Mt. Dew and I'm happy.

When I went to Cincy to see Radiohead with Gaz and the Jandreas, though, I had a little and sort of liked it. The owner of my neighborhood liquor store loves me, so I started having her help me pick out some bottles. I liked the majority of what she chose, and then Traci visited a couple of weeks ago with her two favorites. Now I'm buying a bottle every few days, primarily reds from either Italy or Argentina. On election night I just had to pick an American, but that didn't work out so well.

So, since you're a white wine fan, tell me what I should try out.

[~Katja~]

no, I love red wine primarily. White wines are for the summer if at all, but I like dry ones, so a pinot grigio or a Sauvignion Blanc works for me.

what did you chose for election day?

[~Katja~]

Teach me, or don't teach me. I don't care either way



Did that work WMT? I'm trying the asshole approach

we all should take Tom up on his tasting trip offer... would be fun and you can learn to love wine

[paulisded]

no, I love red wine primarily. White wines are for the summer if at all, but I like dry ones, so a pinot grigio or a Sauvignion Blanc works for me.

what did you chose for election day?

If you would have asked me yesterday, I could have answered as lazy Scott had not yet thrown the bottle away.

[west milly Tom]

just checking. does your chick still work for her?

Yep

[~Katja~]

ok guys, heading to bed... have a good night you all...






not YOU, perry











(see WMT... I can play that game too ;) )

[west milly Tom]

Teach me, or don't teach me. I don't care either way



Did that work WMT? I'm trying the asshole approach


Should have played it cool and not answered at all, you look too jumpy. :king:

[paulisded]

ok guys, heading to bed... have a good night you all...


not YOU, perry


(see WMT... I can play that game too ;) )

Goodnight, beautiful.

[west milly Tom]

ok guys, heading to bed... have a good night you all...






not YOU, perry











(see WMT... I can play that game too ;) )



Dosent work if you have a vagina cause we already know you can't not care.

I'm going to bed too. Night all.

[boosterp]

they say Cincinnati has the highest german population in the united states. the oktoberfest in downtown cincinnati was way fun

If I remember right (I am only 3rd generation so I get all the updates) somewhere in Penn has the highest per capita, followed by Duluth MN, then New Braunfels here in Texas.

no, I love red wine primarily. White wines are for the summer if at all, but I like dry ones, so a pinot grigio or a Sauvignion Blanc works for me.
what did you chose for election day?

I eat a lot of chicken and fish so much of my 18 or so bottles are white wines. I have bottles ranging from $120 to $14.

[west milly Tom]

we all should take Tom up on his tasting trip offer... would be fun and you can learn to love wine

Also...any time, for real. November is a good month for it. Let me know.

[boosterp]

Also...any time, for real. November is a good month for it. Let me know.

Where do I need to fly to? :drunk:

[PerryWinkle]

we all should take Tom up on his tasting trip offer... would be fun and you can learn to love wine

I can see right through this. "we all"- i know exactly what that means. it means WMT advice is working

[PerryWinkle]

Yep

are you going to close the deal at the company x-mas party?

[PerryWinkle]

enough post whoring for me tonight



good night everyone :bye:

[BlackSpider]

I'm here...:king:

[west milly Tom]

I'm here...:king:

Morning Spidey. :bye:

[disneyspy]

Morning Spidey. :bye:

mornin WMT:bye:

[west milly Tom]

mornin WMT:bye:

Morning DS.

Fucking Dennis Leary killed me this morning.

[disneyspy]

ugh,more snow overnite,and the plows arent runnin yet,had to use my truck to pull a buddy out of the ditch last night.glad i did cuz wine talk is so...
speakin of which i hope the gay calls me soon to work for him,paid in cash rules
on my 2nd cup of coffee,wheres my buddays?

[west milly Tom]

ugh,more snow overnite,and the plows arent runnin yet,had to use my truck to pull a buddy out of the ditch last night.glad i did cuz wine talk is so...
speakin of which i hope the gay calls me soon to work for him,paid in cash rules
on my 2nd cup of coffee,wheres my buddays?



Wine talk is so...boring. If you're sober. :)

[Misteriosa]

morning...

another nite of not sleeping. this shit is getting old. fast.

[west milly Tom]

morning...

another nite of not sleeping. this shit is getting old. fast.


That really sucks a fat one. I hope
Your day dosent get you down.

[disneyspy]

im goin to avoid talkin to what er face

[Misteriosa]

That really sucks a fat one. I hope
Your day dosent get you down.

walking in this constant cloud of confusion stinks. i havent slept right in about 3 weeks or so. :down:

[disneyspy]

is it possible to take naps misti?20 mins of nappy time keeps me fresh when im real busy

[Misteriosa]

no place to nap here :(

my work frowns upon things like fair worker treatment and compensation for services rendered, etc.

[disneyspy]

no place to nap here :(

my work frowns upon things like fair worker treatment and compensation for services rendered, etc.

those damn catholics

[Misteriosa]

srsly. :down:

[red_red_red]

is she gone??? she scares me... I had to go hide :hiding:
riiiight...one of your breasts weighs more than me :laugh:

I think she has some mental issues. :)
correct...even more so now since i'm off the anti psychotics

Everytime I hit the thread up there's always violence and sexyness, I don't know weather to be turned on or scared.
be scared straight :D

I am just always worried I am the next on her black list.... finding myself beaten and raped in my basement one day... reeking of zaxby's chicken fingers in inappropriate places... :help:
those places are not inappropriate

and lives in a 3 story trailer
:laugh: imma fancy fancy thousandaire

I prefer the nudes method.
you need to let me know when you get on pal talk

Double-wide?
see post about being a thousandaire

as of today i know where the red lives
goin to the country,gonna eat alot of peaches
eat or be eaten....that's my motto

some food place, i think. I guess it's the place where red gets chicken fingers to rape Katja with.
you'll pass it when get off of 75, ask izombie66..apparently i hang out there

the spy went down to georgia
he was lookin for some zaxbys to steal
he was in a bind cuz she had a big behind
but he was willin to make a deal

when along came the red
bakin her fingers and they was mighty hot
she jumped up on her oven
and said "spy lemme tell ya what"

"now i know yure goin to florida
and that might be fine fo yankee folk
but ill push this pie against your thigh
cuz i think my mentals is broke"

the spy gave her a look in her crazed eye
and knew that he'd be raped
so he just smiled and said goodbye"
and got the hell away from that crazy ape

to be played on red's beat up banjo
:laugh: it's been awhile since i've been serenaded

hey redredred you could never beat me up because u r a girl. i could kill u. i work on recycleing trucks and lift heavy things all day.
oh a garbage man...or do you call yourself a recycling technician?

them are fighting words. this westley doesn't take shit, or spelling lessons, from anyone
:laugh: i guess he's the exception to the rule of everything i learned, i learned in kindergarten

[red_red_red]

i have some good beer related news....i can now get Yuengling in GA...i have to drive to the southern ATL burbs, but dammit, i can get it now! :)

[disneyspy]

MORNIN RED :bye: the most shockin post i read from yesterday is that gaz likes wimmen

[red_red_red]

MORNIN RED :bye: the most shockin post i read from yesterday is that gaz likes wimmen
that's only cuz he lives in hicksville now...when he goes back up norf, he'll be full on gay again

[PerryWinkle]

good morning y'all :bye:

I put the "y'all" in there for red

[Misteriosa]

i think im gonna put myself on a benadryl regimen to try and get back to normal sleep patterns :(

[PerryWinkle]

i think im gonna put myself on a benadryl regimen to try and get back to normal sleep patterns :(

that sounds like a solid plan

[red_red_red]

good morning y'all :bye:

I put the "y'all" in there for red
:wub: sweet....lose some teeth and you can look like me too

[PerryWinkle]

:wub: sweet....lose some teeth and you can look like me too

did you lose those teeth "naturally" or did you get lippy with beerman too many times

[red_red_red]

i think im gonna put myself on a benadryl regimen to try and get back to normal sleep patterns :(
:( i feel yer pain, i have horrific bouts with insomnia sometimes, i have locked myself out of the house and left my purse in the cart @ wal mart while not sleeping, it's the worst

[Misteriosa]

did you lose those teeth "naturally" or did you get lippy with beerman too many times

i would guess naturally. she didnt do the dishes, so naturally, she had to be corrrrrected :tongue:

[red_red_red]

did you lose those teeth "naturally" or did you get lippy with beerman too many times
:laugh: i'm so glad he doesn't come on .net, i think his feelings would be hurt

[PerryWinkle]

i would guess naturally. she didnt do the dishes, so naturally, she had to be corrrrrected :tongue:

Dishes? I'm figured they used paper plates for everything

[red_red_red]

i would guess naturally. she didnt do the dishes, so naturally, she had to be corrrrrected :tongue:
a painful lesson indeed....crumbs on the counter is a no no too

[Misteriosa]

paper plates? arent you a fancy man. i thought her "dishes" were empty butter tubs and tin cans.

[red_red_red]

Dishes? I'm figured they used paper plates for everything
:lol::lol::lol::lol: ding ding ding...we have a winner!!!! that is a true story

[PerryWinkle]

:lol::lol::lol::lol: ding ding ding...we have a winner!!!! that is a true story

:clap: I won:clap:

[red_red_red]

paper plates? arent you a fancy man. i thought her "dishes" were empty butter tubs and tin cans.
i have the kids shoplift paper plates, it cuts down on my workload

[disneyspy]

Dishes? I'm figured they used paper plates for everything

paper plates and plasticware rule,i only wash coffee cups,got 5 in my sink now...

[red_red_red]

:clap: I won:clap:
my true redneck side has been outted...oddly i feel no shame

[red_red_red]

:clap: i finally went over 1000...now i feel the urge to go crap all over that thread about post counts...does that sort of behavior get you banned around here?

[disneyspy]

misti and i are pointin and gigglin at red right now,1000? n00be

[Misteriosa]

well i think the only rule we have to stick to in the shelter is the no nsfw pics. everything else is fiar game.

[red_red_red]

misti and i are pointin and gigglin at red right now,1000? n00be
wait til i dose you and pull yer panties down....i'll be the one pointin and laffin then mister

[red_red_red]

well i think the only rule we have to stick to in the shelter is the no nsfw pics. everything else is fiar game.
should we start a rumor about Katja?

[PerryWinkle]

should we start a rumor about Katja?

what do you have in mind?

[disneyspy]

should we start a rumor about Katja?

who?

[red_red_red]

what do you have in mind?

i hear she has a third nip
who?
you know, ol third nip girl

[~Katja~]

Also...any time, for real. November is a good month for it. Let me know.
November is almost over

I can see right through this. "we all"- i know exactly what that means. it means WMT advice is working
by all I mean Misti... Hats... and any old fba degenerates that might like wine...

Morning DS.

Fucking Dennis Leary killed me this morning.
he was great... and Anthony shut up for a while which was awesome

morning...

another nite of not sleeping. this shit is getting old. fast.
I feel ya, though I gave Lukas zyrtec last night and voila, he slept through

should we start a rumor about Katja?
oh yeah???

who?

be nice Mr. spy!



and good morning buddays!

[PerryWinkle]

i hear she has a third nip

you know, ol third nip girl

no she doesn't, i know :smoke:







How is that for a rumor starter?

[red_red_red]

no she doesn't, i know :smoke:







How is that for a rumor starter?
o0o0o0o i likee

[red_red_red]

oh misti lady...i sent you goodies yesterday via priority mail :thumbup:

[west milly Tom]

my true redneck side has been outted...oddly i feel no shame


Morning red. Nice to read you. :bye:

[west milly Tom]

no she doesn't, i know :smoke:







How is that for a rumor starter?



See now you've got it. Start telling people you already hit it.

[west milly Tom]

oh misti lady...i sent you goodies yesterday via priority mail :thumbup:

I hope by Misti you mean WMT.

Fixed

[red_red_red]

Morning red. Nice to read you. :bye:
:laugh: i'm about to be explain the joke guy ....morning Tom, what's good in jersey today? wait...there's sumthin wrong with that sentence

[red_red_red]

I hope by Musti you mean WMT.
:lol: he's tryin to tell ya sumthin, Musti

[west milly Tom]

:laugh: i'm about to be explain the joke guy ....morning Tom, what's good in jersey today? wait...there's sumthin wrong with that sentence


Ballin' out her in Hoboken today. How's the dirty south this fine morning?

[west milly Tom]

:lol: he's tryin to tell ya sumthin, Musti
BlackBerry types Musty every time I want to type Misti.

[Misteriosa]

oh misti lady...i sent you goodies yesterday via priority mail :thumbup:
yay! :clap: i saw something that i want to get you. i would just need certain... information. my cameras dont pan out to the name of your street :o
:lol: he's tryin to tell ya sumthin, Musti

that mother fucker.... and ive been nice to him too...

[JimmieHats]

hiya :bye:

[red_red_red]

Ballin' out her in Hoboken today. How's the dirty south this fine morning?
cold as fuck and there's a sick toddler with a shit diaper cryin @ my feet, so same ol same ol :D i need one of those bubble thingys to live in, or perhaps i should look into boarding school

[red_red_red]

yay! :clap: i saw something that i want to get you. i would just need certain... information. my cameras dont pan out to the name of your street :o


that mother fucker.... and ive been nice to him too...
o0o0o i haven't googled my house for a long time, i hope they updated it and you can see my purty yard, i installed new rusty cars and a few terlets

hiya :bye:
:wub: now the sexay is here

[west milly Tom]

yay! :clap: i saw something that i want to get you. i would just need certain... information. my cameras dont pan out to the name of your street :o


that mother fucker.... and ive been nice to him too...



Nice? I was the only hit w/o theme music at the softball game, and you kicked me in the knee cap. If hate to see mean. :)

[west milly Tom]

I spell worse than Wesley

[~Katja~]

morning Hats... what is going on with you? you barely ever post anymore

[west milly Tom]

What up hats?

[dryerdoor]

Hats was here?

[disneyspy]

who?

[red_red_red]

who?
way to get your post count up

[red_red_red]

have fun guys.....i'm out :bye:

[disneyspy]

way to get your post count up

have fun guys.....i'm out :bye:

:bye:

[JimmieHats]

morning Hats... what is going on with you? you barely ever post anymore
hi. new phone is nicer, but harder to post on. plus life in general is keeping me pretty busy. soorey.
Hats was here?
hi immyyyyyyyy
What up hats?
hiya tom. whats good, boss?
who?
i get jokes.

[west milly Tom]

hi. new phone is nicer, but harder to post on. plus life in general is keeping me pretty busy. soorey.

hi immyyyyyyyy

hiya tom. whats good, boss?

i get jokes.



Everythings good man. Howd the recording session go?

[~Katja~]

yeah, where is that cd you recorded???

[disneyspy]

when can i order that cd online?
yes im gonna pop my cherry for hats' cd

[red_red_red]

when can i order that cd online?
yes im gonna pop my cherry for hats' cd
your butt cherry? he said he's keep us posted bout the cd...am i the only one that reads his posts? :dry:

[red_red_red]

I spell worse than Wesley
who?

[disneyspy]

your butt cherry? he said he's keep us posted bout the cd...am i the only one that reads his posts? :dry:

ha you said posted

[red_red_red]

ha you said posted
i'm hitting the report button...reason: post whoring

[disneyspy]

i'm hitting the report button...reason: post whoring

well whaddaya expect?my 1st message board i spent in the listenin thread and mantown,i thought everyone posted about nuthin

[red_red_red]

well whaddaya expect?my 1st message board i spent in the listenin thread and mantown,i thought everyone posted about nuthin
i still do, my opinions don't matter on the internet, just like in real life ;)

[red_red_red]

ugh...i ran out of disposable gloves, i had to touch meat...i NEVER touch meat!!!











no, really....i had to slice up some raw chicken sans gloves....how disgusting

[~Katja~]

ugh...i ran out of disposable gloves, i had to touch meat...i NEVER touch meat!!!











no, really....i had to slice up some raw chicken sans gloves....how disgusting


did you touch the chicken butt?

[red_red_red]

did you touch the chicken butt?
yes, and i mighta "accidentally" had finger slip in it's vag .....wait...i see what you are doing there, you german porn freak

[disneyspy]

chickens have vages?
why was i told of this before

[PerryWinkle]

was that chicken the family pet last week?

[disneyspy]

was that chicken the family pet last week?


ya cuz the dog got it for the 4th of july BBQ

[west milly Tom]

ya cuz the dog got it for the 4th of july BBQ


Good ol pet killing joke never fails.

[PerryWinkle]

i'm not a big fan of dead dog jokes disneyspy:nono:

[west milly Tom]

X 2

[disneyspy]

i'm not a big fan of dead dog jokes disneyspy:nono:

IM AN IDIOT!
i ban me from this thread for the rest of the day

[PerryWinkle]

IM AN IDIOT!
i ban me from this thread for the rest of the day

you get a pass, this time. but that is a sensitive subject for me and my good friend WMT.

[west milly Tom]

Definitely too soon for me.

[PerryWinkle]

i'm going to vote for westley, if i can find that thread again, just because of Spy's poor sense of humor

[west milly Tom]

i'm going to vote for westley, if i can find that thread again, just because of Spy's poor sense of humor

Cut him a little slack. Lol

[~Katja~]

Good ol pet killing joke never fails.

i'm not a big fan of dead dog jokes disneyspy:nono:

never say never





is this day over yet? I want to be home so badly... not even sure what to do for dinner tonight.

[PerryWinkle]

never say never





is this day over yet? I want to be home so badly... not even sure what to do for dinner tonight.

Hey WMT, do you see what she is doing here?

[west milly Tom]

Hey WMT, do you see what she is doing here?



I see what shes 'trying' to do.

[~Katja~]

huh? I didn't get this one...

[PerryWinkle]

I understand it. (nice edit WMT)



Hey Katja, are you thinking home cooked, takeout or do you want to go out and get something?

[~Katja~]

no, I was wondering what I should make for the kiddo... and not having to stand in the kitchen for hours... yet being good enough for him to eat... it just so happens that healthy food is not his favorite while at home.

[PerryWinkle]

I see I swung and missed again.


this chick is a tough one WMT

[~Katja~]

I see I swung and missed again.


this chick is a tough one WMT

you've only played hard to get for less than a day... what do ya expect...lol

[Misteriosa]

i got here an hour before the office mate and she left here an hour ago.

what.

the.

fuck.

something is going on. her work is being steadily passed off to me and im pulling longer hours with less pay. :glurps:

[PerryWinkle]

you've only played hard to get for less than a day... what do ya expect...lol

i wasn't talking about you. I was talking about this other chick, yeah that's right, another chick that Tom and I were talking about earlier.

[PerryWinkle]

i got here an hour before the office mate and she left here an hour ago.

what.

the.

fuck.

something is going on. her work is being steadily passed off to me and im pulling longer hours with less pay. :glurps:

so what you are saying, is if something happened to this "office mate", you wouldn't be upset. Consider it taken care of.

[west milly Tom]

I see I swung and missed again.


this chick is a tough one WMT

You're not following the game plan.

[~Katja~]

You're not following the game plan.

you need to be a better teacher :D

[~Katja~]

so what you are saying, is if something happened to this "office mate", you wouldn't be upset. Consider it taken care of.

nice

[west milly Tom]

i wasn't talking about you. I was talking about this other chick, yeah that's right, another chick that Tom and I were talking about earlier.

Yea, a way hotter chick.

[~Katja~]

Yea, a way hotter chick.

that's an easy thing to do.. just walk outside and look to the left and then to the right... and there are hundreds.

[PerryWinkle]

nice

If anyone asks, you know nothing. and i might have some stuff for you to hide for me later

[west milly Tom]

you need to be a better teacher :D


He only reading @ 6th grade level right now, but he's learning quick.

[PerryWinkle]

that's an easy thing to do.. just walk outside and look to the left and then to the right... and there are hundreds.

not true. I just did that and all I saw was a tree and then my neighbor Mike with a mullet

[west milly Tom]

that's an easy thing to do.. just walk outside and look to the left and then to the right... and there are hundreds.

Don't bite PW its a trick.

[~Katja~]

If anyone asks, you know nothing. and i might have some stuff for you to hide for me later

nice try... ;)








heading home now buddays!

[PerryWinkle]

He only reading @ 6th grade level right now, but he's learning quick.

that's perfect, because that means I can help my girlfriends with their homework

[PerryWinkle]

Don't bite PW its a trick.

dammit I bit

[west milly Tom]

not true. I just did that and all I saw was a tree and then my neighbor Mike with a mullet

Get a picture of the mullet, I don't know that there's anything funnier. Extra points is you can get him to take a picture with you.

[PerryWinkle]

Get a picture of the mullet, I don't know that there's anything funnier. Extra points is you can get him to take a picture with you.

let me see what i can do.

[west milly Tom]

dammit I bit


She's a crafty one. :)

[PerryWinkle]

She's a crafty one. :)

she tricks me everytime. those fucking germans are sneeky

[west milly Tom]

she tricks me everytime. those fucking germans are sneeky

And hot. Wait what?

[PerryWinkle]

And hot. Wait what?

pull it together. you need to be strong as my teacher

[west milly Tom]

pull it together. you need to be strong as my teacher


You're right, what was I thinking? Yea screw her.

[disneyspy]

You're right, what was I thinking? Yea screw her.

TAG IN"OK"TAG OUT

[PerryWinkle]

You're right, what was I thinking? Yea screw her.

You not getting any better with your advice.

[PerryWinkle]

TAG IN"OK"TAG OUT

hey spy's back :bye: I thought you were banning yourself

[disneyspy]

BAN OFF"im not that strong when it comes to geeky messageboard quips to hot german women"BAN ON

[west milly Tom]

hey spy's back :bye: I thought you were banning yourself

The honors system failed.

[BlackSpider]

I'm here...:king:

[west milly Tom]

BAN OFF"im not that strong when it comes to geeky messageboard quips to hot german women"BAN ON

You sure aint.

[west milly Tom]

I'm here...:king:

Hiya Spidey. :bye:

[BlackSpider]

Hiya Spidey. :bye:

Hi WMT...

[PerryWinkle]

Hey look who's here. Some of the best guys on .net and spy too

[BlackSpider]

Hey look who's here. Some of the best guys on .net and spy too

Oh SUNAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP P P P P ...!!!

[PerryWinkle]

that's how i roll

[~Katja~]

Oh SUNAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP P P P P ...!!!

look at you with your 212 posts in just a few days... took you a year to get to 1000

[BlackSpider]

that's how i roll

Word to your moms.
Perry's droppin' bombs.

-comin' atcha with the rhymes that he choose,
with the ones and the twos.
Ya know he's not a fan-a-da
people up in Canada...

[BlackSpider]

look at you with your 212 posts in just a few days... took you a year to get to 1000

ssshhhhh you'll hurt Perry's feelins'

I'm shy...
It takes me a while until I come out of my shell...

[jennysmurf]

look at you with your 212 posts in just a few days... took you a year to get to 1000

That's my fault--he challenged me. Then the post-whoring commenced. It just got out of control so quickly!!!! :glurps:

[~Katja~]

Word to your moms.
Perry's droppin' bombs.

-comin' atcha with the rhymes that he choose,
with the ones and the twos.
Ya know he's not a fan-a-da
people up in Canada...

http://www.atomsmotion.com/uploads/crazed.mp3

[jennysmurf]

ssshhhhh you'll hurt Perry's feelins'

I'm shy...
It takes me a while until I come out of my shell...

whatever.

[~Katja~]

That's my fault--he challenged me. Then the post-whoring commenced. It just got out of control so quickly!!!! :glurps:

men and challenges by a chick... it brings out the worst in them ;)

[disneyspy]

whatever.

BAN OFF":lol: FACED!"BAN ON

[jennysmurf]

men and challenges by a chick... it brings out the worst in them ;)

I would feel much better about it if I were the one winning. I just have to admit that he's the better whore.:wink:

[BlackSpider]

That's my fault--he challenged me. Then the post-whoring commenced. It just got out of control so quickly!!!! :glurps:


men and challenges by a chick... it brings out the worst in them ;)

I guess not only do women hear what they wanna hear,
They also read what they wanna read.

My attack on Canada got me to 1,000.
And the D.S. / Westley general elections got me the rest of the way...

[jennysmurf]

I guess not only do women hear what they wanna hear,
They also read what they wanna read.

My attack on Canada got me to 1,000.
And the D.S. / Westley general elections got me the rest of the way...

Yeah, yeah, sure sure. It had nothing to do with you mentioning how close we were in post count. Or how great it was to be a super poster.....wait a minute...it was all me wasn't it! Oh curse you, spider, curse you!!!!:wallbash:

[PerryWinkle]

Word to your moms.
Perry's droppin' bombs.

-comin' atcha with the rhymes that he choose,
with the ones and the twos.
Ya know he's not a fan-a-da
people up in Canada...

you might actually be better than crazed. even though he does it freestyle

[BlackSpider]

Yeah, yeah, sure sure. It had nothing to do with you mentioning how close we were in post count. Or how great it was to be a super poster.....wait a minute...it was all me wasn't it! Oh curse you, spider, curse you!!!!:wallbash:

Why does it always end with a woman saying that to me,
or writing it in blood on my walls...?

you might actually be better than crazed. even though he does it freestyle


I was thinking that after I posted it. I should've made up more words,
and made less sense.
by the way, that was freestyle...

[PerryWinkle]

I guess not only do women hear what they wanna hear,
They also read what they wanna read.

My attack on Canada got me to 1,000.
And the D.S. / Westley general elections got me the rest of the way...

And to give my good friend spider some credit, those were probably the best two threads going for the past week. short lived yes, but great while they lasted

[PerryWinkle]

Why does it always end with a woman saying that to me,
or writing it in blood on my walls...?


Thats what you get for letting them live

I was thinking that after I posted it. I should've made up more words,
and made less sense.
by the way, that was freestyle...

you be the shit than man

[BlackSpider]

And to give my good friend spider some credit, those were probably the best two threads going for the past week. short lived yes, but great while they lasted

That ds/westley one was epic for me. my threads usually run for 3 posts...
You deserve half the credit for the Canada attack.
Once you saw me taking on a country by myself, you jumped in with both feet..
Give yourself a round of applause...:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[PerryWinkle]

That ds/westley one was epic for me. my threads usually run for 3 posts...
You deserve half the credit for the Canada attack.
Once you saw me taking on a country by myself, you jumped in with both feet..
Give yourself a round of applause...:clap::clap::clap::clap:

I just couldn't stand back and watch you fight a 3rd rate country by yourself. I had to help out.

[biozombie]

I just looked at my globe & there's just a big empty space between America and the North Pole now.

[PerryWinkle]

I just looked at my globe & there's just a big empty space between America and the North Pole now.

that spider is a real go-getter. he doesn't have an ounce of quit in him


edit: the funniest thing is you said I looked at my globe. who actually owns their own globe?

[~Katja~]

that spider is a real go-getter. he doesn't have an ounce of quit in him


edit: the funniest thing is you said I looked at my globe. who actually owns their own globe?

I used to have one growing up... it's still at my mom's house

[biozombie]

ah, yeah, i don't actually own a globe. I almost bought a big one in Philly's Chinatown last year, but opted for a large bag of dope instead.

[PerryWinkle]

I used to have one growing up... it's still at my mom's house

Yeah but the german ones were incorrect. They just showed everything as Germany

[PerryWinkle]

ah, yeah, i don't actually own a globe. I almost bought a big one in Philly's Chinatown last year, but opted for a large bag of dope instead.

we all have to make tough choices in life

[BlackSpider]

Yeah but the german ones were incorrect. They just showed everything as Germany

You kill me...:lol:

[PerryWinkle]

You kill me...:lol:

you're too kind:happy:

[paulisded]

Hi.

[~Katja~]

Yeah but the german ones were incorrect. They just showed everything as Germany

Deutsches Reich to be more exact.

[PerryWinkle]

Hi.

good evening

[BlackSpider]

Deutsches Reich to be more exact.

more exact,
but less funny...

[PerryWinkle]

Deutsches Reich to be more exact.

quit it with that sexy talk

[PerryWinkle]

more exact,
but less funny...

i really like this spider guy, he's good people

[BlackSpider]

i really like this spider guy, he's good people

Bro-mance is in the air...

[PerryWinkle]

Bro-mance is in the air...

No, i think someone just hit a skunk and that is what you're smelling

[paulisded]

good evening

Soooooooooooo, what's going on?

[PerryWinkle]

Soooooooooooo, what's going on?

there is a great discussion on sweet potatoes going on in another thread. and we're(i'm) hitting on katja when we (I) can

[BlackSpider]

And I think Disneyspy is mad at me...




and I'm also back to making 3 post threads...

[PerryWinkle]

And I think Disneyspy is mad at me...




and I'm also back to making 3 post threads...

i think he's mad at me too. i yelled at him for making a dead dog joke and I didn't care for it too much. I don't joke about dogs, kids yes, dogs no

[paulisded]

there is a great discussion on sweet potatoes going on in another thread. and we're(i'm) hitting on katja when we (I) can

In other words, another typical night. I think Katja's tired of my (lack of) charm.

[PerryWinkle]

In other words, another typical night. I think Katja's tired of my (lack of) charm.

don't worry, after my showing, you'll sound like shakespeare

[~Katja~]

i really like this spider guy, he's good people

Bro-mance is in the air...

aren't you two glad I introduced you to each other in that dark alley behind the bar?

call me cupid.

[~Katja~]

In other words, another typical night. I think Katja's tired of my (lack of) charm.

hi Scott. Your charm is as charming as ever.
:wub:

[PerryWinkle]

aren't you two glad I introduced you to each other in that dark alley behind the bar?

call me cupid.

i don't remember it happening that way

[BlackSpider]

i don't remember it happening that way

No, it was definately near the way-to-high urinals...

[~Katja~]

No, it was definately near the way-to-high urinals...

Easton has tall people...

[paulisded]

hi Scott. Your charm is as charming as ever.
:wub:

Awwwwwwwwww! <3 you!

[disneyspy]

hi Scott. Your charm is as charming as ever.
:wub:

BAN OFF "and its a shame" BAN ON

[PerryWinkle]

No, it was definately near the way-to-high urinals...

thats how i remember it too

[BlackSpider]

Awwwwwwwwww! <3 you!

In other words, another typical night. I think Katja's tired of my (lack of) charm.

hi Scott. Your charm is as charming as ever.
:wub:

I miss Katja's old boyfriend...
what was his name again...?

[~Katja~]

thats how i remember it too

so it was love at first high cock...

[BlackSpider]

so it was love at first high cock...

Thank God this is an XL thread.
what were you doing at the urinals again ?
I forget...

[disneyspy]

BAN OFF "im around but i banned myself from the shelter for makin a tastless dog joke to PW & WMT" BAN ON

[BlackSpider]

BAN OFF "im around but i banned myself from the shelter for makin a tastless dog joke to PW & WMT" BAN ON

I guess me putting my dog to sleep in August doesn't count...

[~Katja~]

there is no boyfriend. that word is banned in my house.

[red_red_red]

chickens have vages?
why was i told of this before
perhaps you didn't go to a good school?

was that chicken the family pet last week?
chicken and pet NEVER go in the same sentence.

ya cuz the dog got it for the 4th of july BBQ
you r so dis invited....food snob!!!

i'm not a big fan of dead dog jokes disneyspy:nono:
i wish i had recorded the discussion that went on @ my house tonight, we were talkin the sports.....bout Vick

X 2
when DS visits me, i'll be sure to give him good ol catholic guilt

IM AN IDIOT!
i ban me from this thread for the rest of the day
i never thought i'd see the day

you get a pass, this time. but that is a sensitive subject for me and my good friend WMT.
just you 2? WTF?

Definitely too soon for me.
oh the stories i could tell you :(

no, I was wondering what I should make for the kiddo... and not having to stand in the kitchen for hours... yet being good enough for him to eat... it just so happens that healthy food is not his favorite while at home.
mac and cheese? errrrrrrrrr mac and jews.....my bad

He only reading @ 6th grade level right now, but he's learning quick.
i got the most fucked up paper last week from Katlyn's middle school, she's reading @ a college grade level and they want her to do better...she is 12

she tricks me everytime. those fucking germans are sneeky
and evil...just sayin

And hot. Wait what?
hot cuz they stand too close to ovens?

Hi.
:) i miss our talks

Easton has tall people...
she means white

[red_red_red]

there is no boyfriend. that word is banned in my house.
try the words fuck buddday :)

[red_red_red]

hey denny? i forgot to tell you that you are welcome to get some ZZZZZZZZ's here if ya need em, and i'll be cooking so gimme some ideas as to what you want to dine on :) it doesn't matter when you get here, you will eat and you will like it :D

[~Katja~]

try the words fuck buddday :)

now that sounds more like it :D

[~Katja~]

hey denny? i forgot to tell you that you are welcome to get some ZZZZZZZZ's here if ya need em, and i'll be cooking so gimme some ideas as to what you want to dine on :) it doesn't matter when you get here, you will eat and you will like it :D

he is a good guest... only complaint is he leaves the toilet seat up :bye:


hehe

[red_red_red]

now that sounds more like it :D
semantics....it's all the rage











:laugh: you know i kid, where's that hugging smiley? :wub:

[disneyspy]

hey denny? i forgot to tell you that you are welcome to get some ZZZZZZZZ's here if ya need em, and i'll be cooking so gimme some ideas as to what you want to dine on :) it doesn't matter when you get here, you will eat and you will like it :D

BAN OFF "hmmm that sounds cool,will 9PM be ok?" BAN ON

[red_red_red]

he is a good guest... only complaint is he leaves the toilet seat up :bye:


hehe
who doesn't? stop acting like you don't have a penis!!!!!!!!!!

[~Katja~]

who doesn't? stop acting like you don't have a penis!!!!!!!!!!











occasionally... he leaves with the fuck buddy when business is done ;)

[red_red_red]

BAN OFF "hmmm that sounds cool,will 9PM be ok?" BAN ON
anytime is good, you are practically a family member now :thumbup: i'll get a duplicate key

[red_red_red]

occasionally... he leaves with the fuck buddy when business is done ;)
so he poops and leaves? sounds like every male i know

[disneyspy]

BAN OFF "i figger it'll take me 16 hours to get there,red tell katja i said sorry about the toilet seat." BAN ON

[red_red_red]

BAN OFF "i figger it'll take me 16 hours to get there,red tell katja i said sorry about the toilet seat." BAN ON
katja? he's sorry bout yer seat....we don't care when you get here, just get here safely :) and you can leave seats up here, in fact, it's encouraged....i see katpw on ispy i and miss her terribly

[BlackSpider]

IM AN IDIOT!
i ban me from this thread for the rest of the day

TAG IN"OK"TAG OUT

BAN OFF"im not that strong when it comes to geeky messageboard quips to hot german women"BAN ON

BAN OFF":lol: FACED!"BAN ON

BAN OFF "and its a shame" BAN ON

BAN OFF "im around but i banned myself from the shelter for makin a tastless dog joke to PW & WMT" BAN ON

BAN OFF "hmmm that sounds cool,will 9PM be ok?" BAN ON

BAN OFF "i figger it'll take me 16 hours to get there,red tell katja i said sorry about the toilet seat." BAN ON



I'm starting to think you're not taking this ban seriously...

[red_red_red]

<~~~~~~~~~~i have issues with this: http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74486 , who raised this mamby bamby? holy muttha fuckin shit, do young ppl live thru hard times anymore or just whine? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[red_red_red]

I'm starting to think you're not taking this ban seriously...
he's a chatty kathy, did ya see his post count?

[~Katja~]

so he poops and leaves? sounds like every male i know
no, he better take his shit elsewhere

BAN OFF "i figger it'll take me 16 hours to get there,red tell katja i said sorry about the toilet seat." BAN ON
silly man, you know I am kidding

I'm starting to think you're not taking this ban seriously...

you think??? I know he will punish himself hard for it later

[paulisded]

I guess me putting my dog to sleep in August doesn't count...

Well, mine may be following real soon.

[~Katja~]

<~~~~~~~~~~i have issues with this: http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74486 , who raised this mamby bamby? holy muttha fuckin shit, do young ppl live thru hard times anymore or just whine? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

don't blame him... he is a young boy with little life experience... in 10 years from now he may be a bit wiser...

it seems to be a theme with all the youngins, they whine and have fake depression and stuff... there are at least 3 on here I could name

[PerryWinkle]

for a guys who's banned, he sure is posting alot in here

[paulisded]

:) i miss our talks



Awwww, me too!

[PerryWinkle]

don't blame him... he is a young boy with little life experience... in 10 years from now he may be a bit wiser...

it seems to be a theme with all the youngins, they whine and have fake depression and stuff... there are at least 3 on here I could name

who are you talking about?

[paulisded]

there is no boyfriend. that word is banned in my house.

I don't live by no stinking titles. Call me what you like!
































Ok, just call me. :D

[red_red_red]

Well, mine may be following real soon.
:( it's the shits, there is no way else to put it.

[paulisded]

:( it's the shits, there is no way else to put it.

No, I mean the put to sleep part.

[disneyspy]

BAN ON "of corse im takin it serius,dont you see me usin the ban off&on? and i'm tryin to go a whole day without postin to whatserface cuz my missin her isnt goin away like its supposed to.had a chicka ask me for my digits today and i wasnt even excited about it,i just went thru the motions at the wendy drive thru and gave em to her,thanks for closin that thread,fuckin snowed all fuckin day here and theyre callin for snow the next 5 days and we wont even get up to freezin in those days,bullshit" BAN ON

[red_red_red]

don't blame him... he is a young boy with little life experience... in 10 years from now he may be a bit wiser...

it seems to be a theme with all the youngins, they whine and have fake depression and stuff... there are at least 3 on here I could name
i call total bullshit, alex's b/f went off to college in the fall and she didn't carry on like that. my point being is that we ALL talked about him leaving, as soon as he got accepted. i really hate ppl who don't talk with their kids.

[red_red_red]

No, I mean the put to sleep part.
plz splain? i thought we were talking pets? i am up too late, i had an emergency load of laundry to do, lucky me, right?

[~Katja~]

who are you talking about?

u are too old to fall into that category

[red_red_red]

BAN ON "of corse im takin it serius,dont you see me usin the ban off&on? and i'm tryin to go a whole day without postin to whatserface cuz my missin her isnt goin away like its supposed to.had a chicka ask me for my digits today and i wasnt even excited about it,i just went thru the motions at the wendy drive thru and gave em to her,thanks for closin that thread,fuckin snowed all fuckin day here and theyre callin for snow the next 5 days and we wont even get up to freezin in those days,bullshit" BAN ON
someday you will splain this post...you never told me what i was cookin fer ya, whatcha got a hankerin fer?

[disneyspy]

BAN OFF "whatever im not picky,whatever leftovers you got left from your sunday games will be cool" BAN ON

[paulisded]

plz splain? i thought we were talking pets? i am up too late, i had an emergency load of laundry to do, lucky me, right?

My dog is old. I'm not sure exactly how old, though. I got him when he was four, but I can't remember if my son was 8,9, or 10 at the time. My kid is now 20, so the dog is at least 14. He's still pretty energetic, but his bladder and kidneys are ruining my life. At the groomers yesterday, he pissed 3 times while being trimmed. Every day, I'm mopping up piss in the kitchen, and cleaning up poop way too often. I'm calling the vet in the next day or so, and I don't think the news will be good.

[paulisded]

:( it's the shits, there is no way else to put it.

Oh, and I read this post wrong. Sorry.

[disneyspy]

IM FEEL LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT,sorry to hear about your dog scot,im outta hear,g'nite

[~Katja~]

good nite spy!

[PerryWinkle]

u are too old to fall into that category

good to hear. i was hoping i wasn't sounding like that kind of douche

[PerryWinkle]

IM FEEL LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT,sorry to hear about your dog scot,im outta hear,g'nite

good night spy. just remember your banning is over tomorrow, so you can post all you want then :tongue:

[red_red_red]

BAN OFF "whatever im not picky,whatever leftovers you got left from your sunday games will be cool" BAN ON
:laugh: as if ppl here eat leftovers

[~Katja~]

good to hear. i was hoping i wasn't sounding like that kind of douche

you only talk about young people... haven't seen ya whine like them yet

[red_red_red]

My dog is old. I'm not sure exactly how old, though. I got him when he was four, but I can't remember if my son was 8,9, or 10 at the time. My kid is now 20, so the dog is at least 14. He's still pretty energetic, but his bladder and kidneys are ruining my life. At the groomers yesterday, he pissed 3 times while being trimmed. Every day, I'm mopping up piss in the kitchen, and cleaning up poop way too often. I'm calling the vet in the next day or so, and I don't think the news will be good.
i have no words of wisdom :( it's just awful...:hugs:

[PerryWinkle]

you only talk about young people... haven't seen ya whine like them yet

i never whine and if i ever start, just yell at me

[~Katja~]

what happened to your new bit... now you want to be punished by me???
the tables have turned... haven't they ;)

[~Katja~]

well, I am outta here, good night boys and girls:sleep:

[PerryWinkle]

what happened to your new bit... now you want to be punished by me???
the tables have turned... haven't they ;)

i like a little variation. it keeps it exciting


good night sweetie, I talk to you tomorrow :wub:

[BlackSpider]

Hey guys and gals.
Check out the hot new thread: http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1963272#post1963272
It's the coolest dadio. Has a poll and everything.
Vote for prop #3. It's the only sane choice.
Vote early, and vote often. hrumph, humph, hrumph...

[west milly Tom]

good night spy. just remember your banning is over tomorrow, so you can post all you want then :tongue:


I don't have any say in this?

[west milly Tom]

Morning .net'ers

[PerryWinkle]

I don't have any say in this?

you're right, i should of consulted with you before making that statement