I pulled down my pants and exposed myself to a 13 year old girl

[Judge Smails]

Yep . . . I'm back and I figured it was time for another mod quote.

So, we had a backyard pool party at my house a few weeks ago. After everyone left I was putting away things and cleaning up the backyard when I noticed my wife leisurely sitting at the kitchen table having some tea and watching tv - all while I'm breaking my balls working outside. So, since I had imbibed some spirits at the day's festivities, and since I'm generally insane anyway, I decided to run up to the deck where I dropped trou and pressed my ass against the sliding glass door and gave Mrs. Smails a nice view of where the sun don't shine.

Now mind you it was about 8 o'clock and the sun was going down already. I did look around and didn't see anyone in the adjacent yard. Apparently I was mistaken.

Last night my wife was speaking to the neighbor at cheereleading practice. Her daughter cheers for the same Pop Warner team that my son and daughter belong to. So, she mentions how her daughter saw me mooning a few weeks ago. She apparently laughed it off, but by bringing it up the implication was clear: "Make sure your husband doesn't do it again." Obviously my wife was mortified and boy did I ever get an earful last night.

The kid must have been hiding in the bushes or something because I definitely looked to make sure the coast was clear. She couldn't have seen too much. I only pulled down the back of my pants for a few seconds. Also, from the angle of her backyard the most she would have seen was some side cheek action.

Does this make me a bad person?

[A.J.]

"But I wasn't going to do anything -- I swear!"

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[Snoogans]

Yep . . . I'm back and I figured it was time for another mod quote.

So, we had a backyard pool party at my house a few weeks ago. After everyone left I was putting away things and cleaning up the backyard when I noticed my wife leisurely sitting at the kitchen table having some tea and watching tv - all while I'm breaking my balls working outside. So, since I had imbibed some spirits at the day's festivities, and since I'm generally insane anyway, I decided to run up to the deck where I dropped trou and pressed my ass against the sliding glass door and gave Mrs. Smails a nice view of where the sun don't shine.

Now mind you it was about 8 o'clock and the sun was going down already. I did look around and didn't see anyone in the adjacent yard. Apparently I was mistaken.

Last night my wife was speaking to the neighbor at cheereleading practice. Her daughter cheers for the same Pop Warner team that my son and daughter belong to. So, she mentions how her daughter saw me mooning a few weeks ago. She apparently laughed it off, but by bringing it up the implication was clear: "Make sure your husband doesn't do it again." Obviously my wife was mortified and boy did I ever get an earful last night.

The kid must have been hiding in the bushes or something because I definitely looked to make sure the coast was clear. She couldn't have seen too much. I only pulled down the back of my pants for a few seconds. Also, from the angle of her backyard the most she would have seen was some side cheek action.

Does this make me a bad person?

you should go onto that bitch's deck and put your ass cheeks on her window. Fuck her. Its your fuckin yard and if you wanna pull your ass out you can

[weekapaugjz]

Was your penis chaffed?

[zildjian361]

Snoogans your my dude. in a wierd way:smoke::drunk:

[Chigworthy]

Might as well dust this off:
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[AngelAmy]

have her tell her daughter to mind her own fucking business and to stop spying on you

[bigredd]

Do you have a fence? Not that it matters either way but she'd better keep her fuckin eyes outa my back yard. If I'm back porch drinkin on a Friday night and she's pearing into my back yard she'll more than likely see a grown man taking a piss at the side of my house.

When she's sixteen you can tell the mother "I saw your daughter sunbathing in the bacj yard last weekend....they grow up quick huh?"

[Snoogans]

Do you have a fence? Not that it matters either way but she'd better keep her fuckin eyes outa my back yard. If I'm back porch drinkin on a Friday night and she's pearing into my back yard she'll more than likely see a grown man taking a piss at the side of my house.

When she's sixteen you can tell the mother "I saw your daughter sunbathing in the bacj yard last weekend....they grow up quick huh?"

if you really want it to have the right effect, you shoulda said this 3 years ago

[bigredd]

if you really want it to have the right effect, you shoulda said this 3 years ago

There's no such thing as too late when calling your neighbor's daughter a whore.

[Marc with a c]

please don' leave us again

[IMSlacker]

Does this make me a bad person?

I don't care if you tea-bagged the little tramp. I'm just glad you're back.

[drjoek]

Any one that can say they didn't miss Judge Smails is a liar.

[RoseBlood]

You like to throw ass play out there.. Judge Smails is baaacckkk!!! Oh Happy Day!!! :clap:

I (we've) missed you sooooooo much!!! This is the best day of my life!!! :thumbup:

[EddieMoscone]

13? She's probably seen a lot more than ass at this point.

[DolaMight]

classic judge freakin pigtails

[Willmore]

That's perverted !!!


If you're exposing yourself to a 13 year old girl, the least you can do is show some balls. A girl's gotta know that all balls are ugly, so that when she seems them for the first time she doesn't run out of the room screaming and laughing at the same time .... or did that only happen to me.

[TheMojoPin]

I think it's only fair you take up a collection for the inevitable therapy bills she's gonna pile up down the line thanks to this.

[Hottub]

Smails comes back.
It's a pinch hit in the botom of the ninth...


Walk off homer!!!!!:thumbup:

Seeya!

[sr71blackbird]

Isn't it always amazing how you never hear a man complain about seeing a womans ass. Or a 13 year old girl ass for that matter.

[bobrobot]

I see absolutely NO PROBLEM w/ yer behavior whatsoever!!!

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Be brave, be strong, and most of all.. Be proud to be an ass...




































































































flasher!!!

[Chigworthy]

Isn't it always amazing seeing a 13 year old ass?

Condensed for succinctness.

[Willmore]

Condensed for succinctness.

Isn't it always amazing seeing a 13 year old boy's ass?


Expanded for clarity.

[CruelCircus]

The move is to invite 10-20 board members to all moon your neighbor at the same time, and then again periodically through out the night.

[sr71blackbird]

We should all get together and do this on your lawn towards your neighbors house!

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