I'm Fat

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I live for Bacon

I live for Ribs

I live for Sushi

I live for Steak

normally

now I eat cold cuts, grilled chicken and salads and will not eat food when I see how much calories are in them, if I eat bad at all, i know I will balloon up, damn pear shape genes

I am a man for god sake

who else is stuck eating sub par food because they are always counting calories, due to bad metabolism or just a heath freak

I am gonna assume that you are all already homos

[DarkHippie]

what is wrong with sushi and steak?

[Marc with a c]

man, you must be able to count really high.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

what is wrong with sushi and steak?


nothing, I have no self control, if i eat good food, I overeat hence Sushi, I usually do all u can eats


so hard for a glutton like myself to count calories

[TheMojoPin]

Just let out your inner Caligula.

[drjoek]

Im a Calorie Counting Homo.....
Wasn't it a thread title like this that lead Gvac to leave the board ?

[TheMojoPin]

Im a Calorie Counting Homo.....
Wasn't it a thread title like this that lead Gvac to leave the board ?

Good point.

Fixed for accuracy.

[Marc with a c]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

+5 for mojo

[drjoek]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

+5 for mojo

What i get nothing for pointing it out?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mojo I hate you


but damn funny

[Marc with a c]

What i get nothing for pointing it out?

nope

[TheGameHHH]

why dont you start planning a weekly diet incorporated with an exercise regiment? then give yourself a day off each week to be able to enjoy the things you are trying to cut back on

[TheMojoPin]

Mojo I hate you


but damn funny

I admire your willpower, Hippo.

Stare at your loose skin with pride.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

why dont you start planning a weekly diet incorporated with an exercise regiment? then give yourself a day off each week to be able to enjoy the things you are trying to cut back on

I play ball 3-5 times a week

but i know its getting darker earlier soon


I wish I had a treadmill, damn apartment, Its hard for me to jog alone, and after a 12-9 shift at work


I know what I gotta do, but just wish I had the skinny gene, fucking skinny slobs eat twice as much, don't work out and don't gain a pound

[Sue_Bender]

I live for Bacon

I live for Ribs

I live for Sushi

I live for Steak

normally

now I eat cold cuts, grilled chicken and salads and will not eat food when I see how much calories are in them, if I eat bad at all, i know I will balloon up, damn pear shape genes

I am a man for god sake

who else is stuck eating sub par food because they are always counting calories, due to bad metabolism or just a heath freak

I am gonna assume that you are all already homos

You're a delicious homo.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

What do you drink usually Hippo? If it involves A) alcohol (beer) or B) soda, cut it out of your diet. Poland Spring water (or whatever brand u want! it's just fucking water!@!) does the trick for me... unless ur allergic to plastic things.

Anyway I'll let you guys all bash on him again. Harry Helpful is outta this train wreck

[Foster]

Changing your eating habits really sucks at first, but it does get easier.
Especially after the weight starts coming off.
I don't recommend having a "cheat day" or anything like that, it just makes it
harder to eat right the next day.

[TjM]

What do you drink usually Hippo? If it involves A) alcohol (beer) , cut it out of your diet.

Fuck that :furious:[

[EliSnow]

What do you drink usually Hippo? If it involves A) alcohol (beer) or B) soda, cut it out of your diet.

I think he drinks bacon fat.

[A.J.]

I know what I gotta do, but just wish I had the skinny gene, fucking skinny slobs eat twice as much, don't work out and don't gain a pound

It's a curse, believe me.

[StupidGirlllll]

[QUOTE=I"M FAT King Hippos Bandaid;1838245]


Now ask about the plant!

[sailor]

I play ball 3-5 times a week

but i know its getting darker earlier soon


I wish I had a treadmill, damn apartment, Its hard for me to jog alone, and after a 12-9 shift at work


I know what I gotta do, but just wish I had the skinny gene, fucking skinny slobs eat twice as much, don't work out and don't gain a pound

you left it out, but are you slow or deceptively fast?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

What do you drink usually Hippo? If it involves A) alcohol (beer) or B) soda, cut it out of your diet. Poland Spring water (or whatever brand u want! it's just fucking water!@!) does the trick for me... unless ur allergic to plastic things.

Anyway I'll let you guys all bash on him again. Harry Helpful is outta this train wreck


water and only water during the day

alcohol once a week, its bacardi and diet

[Marc with a c]

i just realized my joke make zero sense now.

[RhinoinMN]

i just realized my joke make zero sense now.

It still does. I laughed.

who else is stuck eating sub par food because they are always counting calories

[drjoek]

i just realized my joke make zero sense now.

Tough luck for those losers who log off. Stay here constantly, its funnier.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

It still does. I laughed.

does marc really need help

he was questioning himself, that was enuff for me

[foodcourtdruide]

nothing, I have no self control, if i eat good food, I overeat hence Sushi, I usually do all u can eats


so hard for a glutton like myself to count calories

Do you go to the all you can eat place on Hylan? I forget the name, but they have a Spicy Girl roll that is amazing.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Do you go to the all you can eat place on Hylan? I forget the name, but they have a Spicy Girl roll that is amazing.

Red Apple or Fortune Hawaii or Sake One

I know all 3 all u can eats on Hylan

u see I have to control my calories

[foodcourtdruide]

Red Apple or Fortune Hawaii or Sake One

I know all 3 all u can eats on Hylan

u see I have to control my calories

lol, the place I'm thinking of is Sake One. Really good all you can eat place with friendly service.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

lol, the place I'm thinking of is Sake One. Really good all you can eat place with friendly service.

agreed

19.95 for 6-8 Rolls depending on my mood

gr8 deal , good service and taste , but they are a lil light on the fish and heavy on the rice


but I am going to enjoy a Grilled Chicken Salad with a Raspberry Vinaigrette because I can't be gluttonous

[foodcourtdruide]

agreed

19.95 for 6-8 Rolls depending on my mood

gr8 deal , good service and taste , but they are a lil light on the fish and heavy on the rice


but I am going to enjoy a Grilled Chicken Salad with a Raspberry Vinaigrette because I can't be gluttonous

Have you ever gone to the YMCA on Richmond Ave? My wife and I have been going for the past 6 months or so and we absolutely love it. It's the best gym I've ever gone too by far.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Have you ever gone to the YMCA on Richmond Ave? My wife and I have been going for the past 6 months or so and we absolutely love it. It's the best gym I've ever gone too by far.

gr8 gym, played Ball there in a league last year, but it costs $$, I like the new JCC and the LA Fitness , but I cant afford to throw that $$ away yet

once I'm moved into a house I will allow myself more luxuries

[TheGameHHH]

I play ball 3-5 times a week

but i know its getting darker earlier soon


I wish I had a treadmill, damn apartment, Its hard for me to jog alone, and after a 12-9 shift at work


I know what I gotta do, but just wish I had the skinny gene, fucking skinny slobs eat twice as much, don't work out and don't gain a pound

if it was easy for people to lose weight through exercise then everybody would do it. of course its hard to exercise with only yourself as motivation but if you're committed to wanting to lose weight then you have to do it. look, you can always come up with a million reasons to not do things, just don't complain while you're coming up with reasons to not do anything about it. yes gyms cost money, but again if you truly want to lose weight you'll spend the dough. why not spend it on a gym instead of ribs? ya dig?

[ahhdurr]

I wish I had a treadmill, damn apartment, Its hard for me to jog alone, and after a 12-9 shift at work




Just make sure you excercise on the days you don't want to and drink plenty of tap water :wink:

My treadmill is in the basement covered in dust - I keep it rather than selling b/c you tend to get a response like this as your only serious offer from a craigslist ad... and I'm sure people take it:

"Hi - I saw your treadmill ad and I'd like to offer you $100 for it. I don't mean to insult you with my offer but I'm just looking for a great deal... blah blah blah"

I'd rather drag it out into the street and set it on fire than sell it to that motherfucker.

So two things:

1. if you invest in a treadmill - pick on the suckers who've truly used theirs 5 or so times and then decided to sell.
2. I agree with Triple H - it's always mental ... but on the other hand, I never really felt like I was in control of my life enough to make good healthy choices and implement them until I was settled, married in a house, with a basement and a gym membership... so maybe I'm full of shit.

Good luck ... you'll get there somehow.

[sailor]

would you consider $101?

[DarkHippie]

Weight Training. It increases your resting metabolism, which has a larger effect on weight loss. Higher metabolism= skinny gene

[ahhdurr]

would you consider $101?

sold - you drive a hard bargain mister.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

$100 is nice, damn, I am gonna add some jogging to my routine, is it better to jog Am before work, or PM after work

just to let you people know

the title of this thread was "Im a Calorie Counting Homo"

but unfortunately we live in a post Gvac World and the title was changed to feed the ego of that non show watching, doors hating cubs fan Mojo


The thread should state I'm Big Boned, if anything

[Friday]

just to let you people know

the title of this thread was "Im a Calorie Counting Homo"

but unfortunately we live in a post Gvac World and the title was changed to feed the ego of that non show watching, doors hating cubs fan Mojo


The thread should state I'm Big Boned, if anything

this news upsets me.
i'm thinking of starting a petition.

[RhinoinMN]

$100 is nice, damn, I am gonna add some jogging to my routine, is it better to jog Am before work, or PM after work

just to let you people know

the title of this thread was "Im a Calorie Counting Homo"

but unfortunately we live in a post Gvac World and the title was changed to feed the ego of that non show watching, doors hating cubs fan Mojo


The thread should state I'm Big Boned, if anything

WWRS.

[ANC]

When I decided it was time to lose weight a few years back I went low carb. Now I just eat healthy, but I eat good food.

The few starting points that really make you see the weight come down are:


Drink water or seltzer instead of diet soda (a lot of sodium that will blow you up)
Drink your coffee/tea without sugar (it's rough at first, but now I find it too sweet if there even one spoon of it in there)
Avoid overly salty food (will make you retain water)
Try to cut down on carbs, but don't eliminate them altogether. Try to have whole grains when hitting the carbs.

[lleeder]

now I eat cold cuts, grilled chicken and salads and will not eat food when I see how much calories are in them, if I eat bad at all, i know I will balloon up, damn pear shape genes

Cold cuts aren't good for you.
I play ball 3-5 times a week

but i know its getting darker earlier soon


Is that code for black guys will be around so I have to stop playing?

[sailor]

but unfortunately we live in a post Gvac World and the title was changed to feed the ego of that non show watching, doors hating cubs fan Mojo


why would he stare at his radio?

[TheMojoPin]

why would he stare at his radio?

Easy. He was winded after that last post and was dizzy when he got to that part. Let him recover.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

So... are you still fat?

[hedges]

I think he drinks bacon fat.

Not too late to switch to gravy.

[drjoek]

Bump

Is this wrong ?

[Marc with a c]

Bump

Is this wrong ?

nope. i saw him saturday.

[FezsAssistant]

I'm fat, too. Just gained 10 pounds after losing 30. Damn it.
Besides the 10, I still have a long way to go.