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angrymissy
08-28-2008, 07:15 AM
And promptly vomited. It passed the sniff test, so I decided to take a sip to be sure. Instant vomit. Is there anything worse? I'm retching right now just thinking about it.

Dougie Brootal
08-28-2008, 07:16 AM
haha


thats disgusting. what did it taste like??

Furtherman
08-28-2008, 07:17 AM
Expiration date?

RAAMONE
08-28-2008, 07:18 AM
the only thing worse than that is when eating chicken and biting into that gristly chewey piece...instant vomit for me

JPMNICK
08-28-2008, 07:19 AM
should have watered it down 1st

JPMNICK
08-28-2008, 07:19 AM
the only thing worse than that is when eating chicken and biting into that gristly chewey piece...instant vomit for me

yea a lot of girls throw up from that.

angrymissy
08-28-2008, 07:24 AM
Expiration date?

8/24. I thought I could edge a few more days out of it. It wasn't chunky or anything. BARF. nasty.

KatPw
08-28-2008, 07:29 AM
And promptly vomited. It passed the sniff test, so I decided to take a sip to be sure. Instant vomit. Is there anything worse? I'm retching right now just thinking about it.

That sucks. I hate when the sniff test is not accurate. Spoiled chocolate milk is especially deceiving. I have been buying the hormone free "organic" milk, and I swear it stays fresher longer.

RhinoinMN
08-28-2008, 07:33 AM
the only thing worse than that is when eating chicken and biting into that gristly chewey piece...instant vomit for me

meh. When the chicken looks cooked and it is raw. That is vomit worthy.

Flea_Man
08-28-2008, 07:38 AM
When I was in high school, my buddies and I would drink rotten milk, throw up, and video tape the hilarity. I wish youtube was around 5 years ago.

Knowledged_one
08-28-2008, 07:38 AM
Watering down juice and now drinking milk past the expiration date, whats next toilet water for the dog?

I never drink milk past the expiration, i dont even drink it if its a day before the expiration better to be safe then vomiting

angrymissy
08-28-2008, 07:44 AM
Watering down juice and now drinking milk past the expiration date, whats next toilet water for the dog?

I never drink milk past the expiration, i dont even drink it if its a day before the expiration better to be safe then vomiting

Doggeh gets filtered water from the fridge :) I actually don't drink milk, but needed it for coffee. My laziness got the best of me, I didn't want to go out for milk, and I paid dearly for it.

A.J.
08-28-2008, 07:46 AM
Vomiting it out immediately is probably better than the other option.

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff226/FatboySlimmed/diarrhea.jpg

RAAMONE
08-28-2008, 07:48 AM
Watering down juice and now drinking milk past the expiration date, whats next toilet water for the dog?

I never drink milk past the expiration, i dont even drink it if its a day before the expiration better to be safe then vomiting

i used to work for a guy that owned a dairy farm...he said milk is normally good 10 after the date expires...they have to set it way before just to be safe though

i've went maybe 3 or 4 days past but thats about it

KnoxHarrington
08-28-2008, 07:50 AM
i used to work for a guy that owned a dairy farm...he said milk is normally good 10 after the date expires...they have to set it way before just to be safe though

i've went maybe 3 or 4 days past but thats about it

Yeah, that's my understanding...if it's just soured, you're probably going to be OK. It's just nasty tasting.

Dre
08-28-2008, 07:57 AM
I've never been unfortunate enough to drink rotten milk, I can't even bear the smell, it makes me almost puke. But, a long time ago, when I was a kid, my mom grabbed a carton out of the fridge, and it passed the smell test like yours Missy, and took a big gulp of it, and promptly did the same thing. She couldn't drink milk for a WHILE afterward.

sink
08-28-2008, 08:05 AM
I thought this thread was going to be about meatstick finally blowing his wad.

walking joint
08-28-2008, 08:08 AM
poop
vomit
snot..especially a hard one...or a long runny one
a chunk of ear wax

all seem worse then rotten milk

Fezticle98
08-28-2008, 08:12 AM
When I was in high school, my buddies and I would drink rotten milk, throw up, and video tape the hilarity. I wish youtube was around 5 years ago.

That's such a lie. You didn't have buddies in high school.

Wait, aren't you still in high school?

Fezticle98
08-28-2008, 08:17 AM
And promptly vomited. It passed the sniff test, so I decided to take a sip to be sure. Instant vomit. Is there anything worse? I'm retching right now just thinking about it.

Did it start to come out your nose, but get stuck?

angrymissy
08-28-2008, 08:20 AM
Did it start to come out your nose, but get stuck?

It happened to me again with pizza a few days ago :(

Knowledged_one
08-28-2008, 08:21 AM
I thought this thread was going to be about meatstick finally blowing his wad.

did you really, i mean really seriously, if so you may be retarded

sink
08-28-2008, 08:26 AM
did you really, i mean really seriously, if so you may be retarded



Missy got it, that's all that counted.

FUNKMAN
08-28-2008, 08:42 AM
" don't drink the milk "

" why? "

" it's spolied "

pass it on

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3092/2393244219_607b7e4aaa.jpg?v=0

mikeyboy
08-28-2008, 08:42 AM
did you really, i mean really seriously, if so you may be retarded

Maybe you shouldn't critique if you have no idea what is being said.

Dougie Brootal
08-28-2008, 08:43 AM
Maybe you shouldn't critique if you have no idea what is being said.

DAYYYYYUUMMMM!!!

Knowledged_one
08-28-2008, 08:48 AM
Maybe you shouldn't critique if you have no idea what is being said.

Oh sorry im not "cool" enough for some inside joke, arent i just embarrased beyond belief you really showed me didnt you

mikeyboy
08-28-2008, 08:50 AM
Oh sorry im not "cool" enough for some inside joke, arent i just embarrased beyond belief you really showed me didnt you


I'm not taking any credit. You made yourself look like an idiot on your own.

Dougie Brootal
08-28-2008, 08:51 AM
Oh sorry im not "cool" enough for some inside joke, arent i just embarrased beyond belief you really showed me didnt you

OH SHIT, SON!!!!

I'm not taking any credit. You made yourself look like an idiot on your own.



:popcorn:

FUNKMAN
08-28-2008, 08:51 AM
when i was a kid i remember throwing up after mixing pieces of hot dogs(that i put too much salt on) and chocolate milk... i still get queezy thinking about it

Dougie Brootal
08-28-2008, 08:53 AM
when i was a kid i remember throwing up after mixing pieces of hot dogs(that i put too much salt on) and chocolate milk... i still get queezy thinking about it

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!

A.J.
08-28-2008, 08:53 AM
when i was a kid i remember throwing up after mixing pieces of hot dogs(that i put too much salt on) and chocolate milk... i still get queezy thinking about it

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!

Subliminal Grand Funk messages.

FUNKMAN
08-28-2008, 08:55 AM
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!

i was a little kid DAYYYYYUUMMMMIT!!! :smile:

ahhdurr
08-28-2008, 08:56 AM
That sucks. I hate when the sniff test is not accurate. Spoiled chocolate milk is especially deceiving. I have been buying the hormone free "organic" milk, and I swear it stays fresher longer.

agreed. Organic skim is the best- thing - goin' and you know something's up with regular milk b/c the skim is all nasty and watery - organic skim is pretty good - like light whole milk.

And promptly vomited. It passed the sniff test, so I decided to take a sip to be sure. Instant vomit. Is there anything worse? I'm retching right now just thinking about it.

What did you do? Pour yourself a double and slam it? :blink: You gotta ease into some milk testing.:tongue:

when i was a kid i remember throwing up after mixing pieces of hot dogs(that i put too much salt on) and chocolate milk... i still get queezy thinking about it

Too much salt? Probably.

Knowledged_one
08-28-2008, 08:59 AM
I'm not taking any credit. You made yourself look like an idiot on your own.

Oh an idiot in your eyes im crushed with depression with your opinion of me and the people involved in some inside joke. I mean i may just need to kill myself because Mikeyboy doesnt value what i have to say i mean you are just the supreme master of this place and i know how much it gets under your skin to hear other people criticize the show but you sure can dish it out such a double standard

sink
08-28-2008, 09:01 AM
Oh an idiot in your eyes im crushed with depression with your opinion of me and the people involved in some inside joke. I mean i may just need to kill myself because Mikeyboy doesnt value what i have to say i mean you are just the supreme master of this place and i know how much it gets under your skin to hear other people criticize the show but you sure can dish it out such a double standard

You are a sensitive little fella, huh?

Knowledged_one
08-28-2008, 09:05 AM
You are a sensitive little fella, huh?

sensitive not in the least

and calling someone little fella huh, does that make you feel good about yourself to try to emulate people?

Dougie Brootal
08-28-2008, 09:06 AM
Oh an idiot in your eyes im crushed with depression with your opinion of me and the people involved in some inside joke. I mean i may just need to kill myself because Mikeyboy doesnt value what i have to say i mean you are just the supreme master of this place and i know how much it gets under your skin to hear other people criticize the show but you sure can dish it out such a double standard

http://www.e-tennis.org/images/fastmovin.jpg

angrymissy
08-28-2008, 09:11 AM
I didn't realize my milk thread would cause such controversy!

mikeyboy
08-28-2008, 09:22 AM
Oh an idiot in your eyes im crushed with depression with your opinion of me and the people involved in some inside joke. I mean i may just need to kill myself because Mikeyboy doesnt value what i have to say i mean you are just the supreme master of this place and i know how much it gets under your skin to hear other people criticize the show but you sure can dish it out such a double standard

Accidentally deleted my own post. Stupid mobile skin.

Well, that really sent you into a tirade, huh?

I understand it's your gimmick to indescriminately be a dick to new people, but maybe you might want to make sense or have a reason for it.

Also, I can give a shit less if you criticize the show, but as a person who hasn't really heard the show for 5 years, I think it's silly that you criticize things you haven't even heard.

Dougie Brootal
08-28-2008, 09:23 AM
Accidentally deleted my own post. Stupid mobile skin.

Well, that really sent you into a tirade, huh?

I understand it's your gimmick to indescriminately be a dick to new people, but maybe you might want to make sense or have a reason for it.

Also, I can give a shit less if you criticize the show, but as a person who hasn't really heard the show for 5 years, I think it's silly that you criticize things you haven't even heard.

http://www.allsportsdeals.com/_Sports_Deals_/images/dept/Tennis.jpg

IMSlacker
08-28-2008, 09:24 AM
I didn't realize my milk thread would cause such controversy!

Never drink milk again!

razorboy
08-28-2008, 09:28 AM
sensitive not in the least

and calling someone little fella huh, does that make you feel good about yourself to try to emulate people?

Emasculate?

Knowledged_one
08-28-2008, 09:30 AM
Accidentally deleted my own post. Stupid mobile skin.

Well, that really sent you into a tirade, huh?

I understand it's your gimmick to indescriminately be a dick to new people, but maybe you might want to make sense or have a reason for it.

Also, I can give a shit less if you criticize the show, but as a person who hasn't really heard the show for 5 years, I think it's silly that you criticize things you haven't even heard.

Must be nice to be ignorant of things, since i have XM through my phone and have listened to the show a good deal over the last 4 months or so. The show is a shadow of what it is, Dave is a complete hack, the jumping on the pile of Earl is retarded, there is no Fez participation. The show has zippy luster to it. The show is just really not that funny and the fact that the show needs alcohol to make it better is a shame in and of itself.

And im hardly a dick to all new people nor is it my gimmick (i think that belongs to Tenbats and i am no Tenbats), but i do express my opinon to just about everyone here, and i think that the new people who come here and just try to schtick it up and be the shock poster guys are horrible and i let them know that as its my opinion of them. If you dont want people to express their opinions you just let me know

And its hardly a tirade the fact is you do give a shit when the show gets criticized as any time Dave gets criticized you are there like a big brother to jump to his defense, even when people pose a hypothetical the same as you do when someone makes fun of sheepy, its simple fact that is what you do

Dougie Brootal
08-28-2008, 09:34 AM
Must be nice to be ignorant of things, since i have XM through my phone and have listened to the show a good deal over the last 4 months or so. The show is a shadow of what it is, Dave is a complete hack, the jumping on the pile of Earl is retarded, there is no Fez participation. The show has zippy luster to it. The show is just really not that funny and the fact that the show needs alcohol to make it better is a shame in and of itself.

And im hardly a dick to all new people nor is it my gimmick (i think that belongs to Tenbats and i am no Tenbats), but i do express my opinon to just about everyone here, and i think that the new people who come here and just try to schtick it up and be the shock poster guys are horrible and i let them know that as its my opinion of them. If you dont want people to express their opinions you just let me know

And its hardly a tirade the fact is you do give a shit when the show gets criticized as any time Dave gets criticized you are there like a big brother to jump to his defense, even when people pose a hypothetical the same as you do when someone makes fun of sheepy, its simple fact that is what you do


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/57/200946541_85d51dff3c.jpg?v=0

mikeyboy
08-28-2008, 09:37 AM
Must be nice to be ignorant of things, since i have XM through my phone and have listened to the show a good deal over the last 4 months or so. The show is a shadow of what it is, Dave is a complete hack, the jumping on the pile of Earl is retarded, there is no Fez participation. The show has zippy luster to it. The show is just really not that funny and the fact that the show needs alcohol to make it better is a shame in and of itself.

And im hardly a dick to all new people nor is it my gimmick (i think that belongs to Tenbats and i am no Tenbats), but i do express my opinon to just about everyone here, and i think that the new people who come here and just try to schtick it up and be the shock poster guys are horrible and i let them know that as its my opinion of them. If you dont want people to express their opinions you just let me know

And its hardly a tirade the fact is you do give a shit when the show gets criticized as any time Dave gets criticized you are there like a big brother to jump to his defense, even when people pose a hypothetical the same as you do when someone makes fun of sheepy, its simple fact that is what you do

I'm not the one who brought up the show here. You did. Is this still about that "hypothetical" thread that I thought was dumb? I had to think what it was that was bothering you. Other than that one instance when I criticized a thread you started, nearly every time I have chastised you it's because you've been a dick to other people on this site, usually without reason, and drifting onto the areas of personal attack. In the simplest terms possible...

Sometimes you're a complete asshole to people on this board. Don't.

Dougie Brootal
08-28-2008, 09:39 AM
I'm not the one who brought up the show here. You did. Is this still about that "hypothetical" thread that I thought was dumb? I had to think what it was that was bothering you. Other than that one instance when I criticized a thread you started, nearly every time I have chastised you it's because you've been a dick to other people on this site, usually without reason, and drifting onto the areas of personal attack. In the simplest terms possible...

Sometimes you're a complete asshole to people on this board. Don't.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/66/194788272_3dde6f83e4.jpg?v=0

A.J.
08-28-2008, 09:39 AM
I didn't realize my milk thread would cause such controversy!

If Missy hadn't had rotten milk, none of this would ever have happened.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/macthulhu/buncobusters03.jpg

mikeyboy
08-28-2008, 09:40 AM
http://www.e-tennis.org/images/fastmovin.jpg

http://www.allsportsdeals.com/_Sports_Deals_/images/dept/Tennis.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/57/200946541_85d51dff3c.jpg?v=0

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/66/194788272_3dde6f83e4.jpg?v=0

I'm ready to ban someone, and it isn't KO.

Dougie Brootal
08-28-2008, 09:43 AM
I'm ready to ban someone, and it isn't KO.

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2006/20060803/spr7.jpg

:flush:




(i was running out of tennis pics anyway.)

Knowledged_one
08-28-2008, 09:44 AM
I'm not the one who brought up the show here. You did. Is this still about that "hypothetical" thread that I thought was dumb? I had to think what it was that was bothering you. Other than that one instance when I criticized a thread you started, nearly every time I have chastised you it's because you've been a dick to other people on this site, usually without reason, and drifting onto the areas of personal attack. In the simplest terms possible...

Sometimes you're a complete asshole to people on this board. Don't.

actually im not the one that brought up the show you did by saying i havent listened for five years which as i have said before is not true the first two times you said it in reference to me when you didnt like it. And maybe you should review the listening threads into my reference to listening to the show to see my active participation on this lately. I was using the hypothetical thread as an example it was just the top one off of the top of my head. And asking a hypothetical question and then saying its dumb is hardly being unbiased in the least as i was curious about it. Believe me i hardly think about what is said on these boards when my work day is over.

And as far as being mean to new people yeah i bust balls but i would say that generally the perception of the new people from FBA towards me has been nothing but great from them. Like i said the guy made some inside joke to amuse missy that i didnt get well just cut my head off, i have no problem with sink whatsoever i dont even know him

and if you can give me an example of the people i am personally attacking who would it be Tenbats because hes such a prick at pretty much all times to new people and if you dont believe me go check the FBA shelter thread to see his responses to the new people

And other then BDC i dont know of anyone i have been a complete asshole to

RAAMONE
08-28-2008, 09:45 AM
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2006/20060803/spr7.jpg

:flush:




(i was running out of tennis pics anyway.)

hahahahaha

angrymissy
08-28-2008, 09:45 AM
I'm ready to ban someone, and it isn't KO.

Might I suggest Flea_Man? I bet that would make EVERYONE HAPPY! :)

ahhdurr
08-28-2008, 09:48 AM
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2006/20060803/spr7.jpg

:flush:




(i was running out of tennis pics anyway.)

I <3 You I just thought you should know.

:lol::lol::lol::clap:

ahhdurr
08-28-2008, 09:51 AM
I'm ready to ban someone, and it isn't KO.

Post sequence of the Year... and the award goes to....

OUR OWN EAST SIDE DOUG GRASSO!

Dougie Brootal
08-28-2008, 09:53 AM
I <3 You I just thought you should know.

Post sequence of the Year... and the award goes to....

OUR OWN EAST SIDE DOUG GRASSO!

both going in the sig!!

ahhdurr
08-28-2008, 12:54 PM
Maybe Missy drinks rotten milk more often... this was fun.

angrymissy
08-28-2008, 01:01 PM
I didn't throw the milk away yet.

Lil oc
08-28-2008, 01:06 PM
I didn't throw the milk away yet.

Saving it for Jeff?

Hottub
08-28-2008, 01:07 PM
Good God. Why not?

Look at the trouble that milk has started.

brettmojo
08-28-2008, 01:09 PM
I didn't throw the milk away yet.

Saving it for Jeff?
A new reaction video maybe?

angrymissy
08-28-2008, 01:11 PM
Saving it for Jeff?

MIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CAN I HAVE SOME TEA WITH MILK????

OF COURSE! :)

Doctor Z
08-28-2008, 01:13 PM
I drank rotten milk once, not too long ago actually. Only a sip though, so I didn't actually vomit, but it induced a few awful gags. I just stomached it and drank a bunch of water.

KatPw
08-28-2008, 01:15 PM
MIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CAN I HAVE SOME TEA WITH MILK????

OF COURSE! :)

He'll learn to make his own tea pretty quick that way.

SatCam
08-28-2008, 02:49 PM
sounds like the milk we sell at my store:devil2:

Phil_Nubbs
08-28-2008, 02:54 PM
should have watered it down 1st

:lol:

Devo37
08-28-2008, 03:01 PM
sour milk is one of the worst tastes in the world!!! plus, it coats every surface of your mouth and tongue, so you can't even get rid of it right away.

ahhdurr
08-28-2008, 03:49 PM
I didn't throw the milk away yet.

Give it to your neighbor as a present.

Tenbatsuzen
08-28-2008, 04:30 PM
I'm not taking any credit. You made yourself look like an idiot on your own.

Fridays Non-Clappy Clappy Hands for Mikey.

Tenbatsuzen
08-28-2008, 04:32 PM
and if you can give me an example of the people i am personally attacking who would it be Tenbats because hes such a prick at pretty much all times to new people and if you dont believe me go check the FBA shelter thread to see his responses to the new people

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! You are a goddamn liar.

If anything, I have been VERY personable to all the FBA people. The only two I've had issues with are Flea because he's Flea and Dre because he was being a douche about hardcore fans.

If anything, I was being very nice and even WELCOMING to FBA people.

sink
08-29-2008, 04:57 AM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! You are a goddamn liar.

If anything, I have been VERY personable to all the FBA people. The only two I've had issues with are Flea because he's Flea and Dre because he was being a douche about hardcore fans.

If anything, I was being very nice and even WELCOMING to FBA people.


I think your a sweetheart

Fallon
08-29-2008, 05:18 AM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! You are a goddamn liar.

If anything, I have been VERY personable to all the FBA people. The only two I've had issues with are Flea because he's Flea and Dre because he was being a douche about hardcore fans.

If anything, I was being very nice and even WELCOMING to FBA people.

You were mean to Michael Cole though.

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