View Full Version : I watch shitty movies from the begining to the end
jauble
09-02-2008, 10:12 PM
I started watching the movie hitman. I finished it. I watch garbage movies because I cant turn them off. I really watch movies from the begining to the end and I hate that.
Slumbag
09-02-2008, 10:16 PM
I say it all the time, some times a shitty movie is better than a good movie.
Especially if a lot of people are over, and especially if your drinking. They really just set you up to say funny shit.
I can't count on both hands how many times I put on a terrible movie, just to give me and my friends something to point and laugh at.
Judge Smails
09-02-2008, 10:19 PM
Well you are in luck because "Here Come the Munsters" just started on HBO Family
jauble
09-02-2008, 10:20 PM
god damn netflix
weekapaugjz
09-02-2008, 10:24 PM
i usually try to watch a movie through to see how it ends, but there are a handful i just have to shut off. the last one i did was the black dahlia, what a borefest.
and if i didn't pay over 20 bucks for indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal shitbox for me and my chick, i would have walked outta that as well.
jonyrotn
09-02-2008, 10:51 PM
That's good Jaubs..I'm way too fast with the remote and because of that bad habit most of the time someone asks me if I've seen such and such a movie, I more often then no have to say, "I've just seen bits and pieces"..So your bad habit makes you a better conversationalist and mine makes me a douche..
ChrisTheCop
09-02-2008, 11:13 PM
I was watching the god awful movie Succubus, about a month ago.
It was late, and I was halfway through. I had already decided it sucked and I couldnt care less what happens, but I actually TIVO'd it, assuming I'd watch the rest the next day.
1 month later, after numerous opportunities to delete it from Tivo, I watched the end tonight.
Garey Busey (2007 Busey) is in this, and that was a high point.
But yeah, I must have some Jauble Gene because I felt I had invested time in it, so I should watch the end. No matter how painful it would be.
I DO NOT recommend this movie!
LaBoob
09-03-2008, 05:01 AM
I LOOOOVE shitty sci-fi movies... I love to predict who's going to die and what's going to happen next. I do think they involve a little bit of imagination from the viewer also... and they're so hilariously stupid sometimes... and deliciously awkward.
Marc with a c
09-03-2008, 05:10 AM
one time i was over an hour later to a bar thaen i wanted to be because i was watching point break.
Kris10
09-03-2008, 05:38 AM
You're better than I am! My collection of shitty movies include Disney films. Ugh.
ahhdurr
09-03-2008, 05:43 AM
I challenge you to watch this movie from start to end. "Conversations With Other Women" ... unwatchable peice of shit. I happened across it yesterday.
drjoek
09-03-2008, 05:46 AM
Back in the days before DVD's (it really wasn't THAT long ago) I rented Pearl Harbor to watch with my wife. It came on 2 VCR tapes, (its a long movie). So I pop one in and we begin to watch it I assume its being told partly through flashbacks, about an hour and change in, the credits roll. We had watched the second half of the shitty movie. So we popped the first half in and caught the rest of the beginning of the thing.
It was so bad that it really didn't make any difference at all.
dryerdoor
09-03-2008, 05:53 AM
Me and my girlfriend love watching bad movies. And our favorite bad movie ever has to be 'Rock n'' Roll Nightmare'. It's so bad, it's good.
At an old farmhouse, a family mysteriously dissapears at the hands of evil. Years later, hair metal band The Tritons comes to the farmhouse, whose barn now features a 24-track recording studio. Lead singer John Triton gets the band to perform their first night in the farmhouse after dinner, and weird little beasties suddenly appear, and strange things start to happen. Band members (and their tag along girlfriends) begin to act strangely and vanish one by one. Soon, only John Triton remains, and he holds a secret. Finally, the evil shows itself and a battle between heaven and hell ensues
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093873/
And here's a battle scene. Thor vs. Satan:
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Freakshow
09-03-2008, 06:19 AM
Already a thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72622&highlight=mansquito)
TooLowBrow
09-03-2008, 06:35 AM
i like bad movies, so ill sit through them. but i watched 'what happens in vegas' and i wish i had turned it off
Freitag
09-03-2008, 07:38 AM
I have an admission to make.
Not only did I watch "Mansquito" on Sci-fi beginning to end... I also realized that it doesn't deserve the rep it gets on the internet.
It's not as bad as people say. Yes, it's a bad movie and a ripoff of "The Fly", but it's a servicable B-movie and certainly better than other DTV and B-movie drek that gets pumped out.
Plus, Musetta Vander looked ridiculously good - until she turned into Mansquito.
KingModem
09-03-2008, 07:43 AM
i like bad movies, so ill sit through them. but i watched 'what happens in vegas' and i wish i had turned it off
God. What an awesome horrible movie. I had no idea they were going to end up together!:wallbash:
JimBeam
09-03-2008, 07:45 AM
I have very realrey, if ever, not finished a movie once I started it.
I love horror movies so in my life I've sat through MANY a terrible movie and I think I'm a better person for it.
I have Fear.net on Comcast and they show a lot of cool horror movies but the only problem is they put these lame commercial type things in th middle.
I watched " Be Kind Rewind " the other day, and I had high hopes for it, but boy did it suck.
My wife, who watches some of the worst movies and TV shows ever ( she loves those Lifetime movies so that says a lot about her credibility ), bailed after the first 20 minutes.
I didn't think I could get that screwed w/ a flick that had both Jack Black and Mos Def.
grlNIN
09-03-2008, 07:49 AM
Last night i watch "The Devil Wears Prada" so bad but as a girl it was fun to see all the clothes.
Still, terrible.
JimBeam
09-03-2008, 07:55 AM
I was watching some foreign flick with subittles the other night.
Probably on IFC.
I think it was called " Adam's Apples ".
It seemed somewhat interesting so I watched about an hour of it although I didn't see the beginning or the end.
Have to go back and catch those another time.
I only recognized one guy.
The star was the bad guy from the remake of Casino Royale.
Dougie Brootal
09-03-2008, 07:56 AM
I watch shitty movies from the begining to the end
pffft! thats nothin, i buy em on dvd!
special 2 disc editions!!!
I OWN DATE MOVIE!!!!
DATE MOVIE!!!!!!!!
ChrisTheCop
09-03-2008, 08:00 AM
Last night i watch "The Devil Wears Prada" so bad but as a girl it was fun to see all the clothes.
Still, terrible.
I too watched that one afternoon.
I kept asking myself, "why do chicks like this movie?" And yet, there I was, at the end. Still watching.
RAAMONE
09-03-2008, 08:03 AM
me too...feel free to merge if you want
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69769&highlight=horribly+good+movies
Freitag
09-03-2008, 08:04 AM
DATE MOVIE!!!!!!!!
Mitigating factor - Alyson Hannigan. If it was "Meet the Spartans" or "Disaster Movie", then we'd have an issue.
dryerdoor
09-03-2008, 08:05 AM
Alyson Hannigan is so damn hot.
KingModem
09-03-2008, 08:05 AM
I own "The Langoliers", the two-part Stephen King book-made-into-movie. Dear Jesus is that a bad movie that I love watching every so often.
Dougie Brootal
09-03-2008, 08:06 AM
Mitigating factor - Alyson Hannigan. If it was "Meet the Spartans" or "Disaster Movie", then we'd have an issue.
Alyson Hannigan is so damn hot.
yeah thats why i got it.:unsure:
dryerdoor
09-03-2008, 08:07 AM
I own "The Langoliers", the two-part Stephen King book-made-into-movie. Dear Jesus is that a bad movie that I love watching every so often.
Is that the one with Balki from Perfect Strangers?
dryerdoor
09-03-2008, 08:07 AM
yeah thats why i got it.:unsure:
I own the Buffy box set just for Willow.
Very sad.
JimBeam
09-03-2008, 08:11 AM
Langoliers is the one w/ Bronson Pinchot/Balki.
I actually had to suffer through " the Devil Weatrs Prada " on my hineymoon cruise.
They only showed like 5 movies in rotation so it was either that or watch the channel showing the course of the boat.
In hindsight ......
Actually I did get stuck watching bits of it again at times on cable.
Actually made me dislike Adrian Greiner a little bit less.
He gained points that he had lost from Entourage.
grlNIN
09-03-2008, 08:12 AM
I too watched that one afternoon.
I kept asking myself, "why do chicks like this movie?" And yet, there I was, at the end. Still watching.
I wasn't even pissed at the end that i had wasted however long the movie runs but that the ending was so poorly executed.
It made no fucking sense to me but dammit i wanted her brown leather moto jacket.
Thebazile78
09-03-2008, 09:56 AM
Last night i watch "The Devil Wears Prada" so bad but as a girl it was fun to see all the clothes.
Still, terrible.
I too watched that one afternoon.
I kept asking myself, "why do chicks like this movie?" And yet, there I was, at the end. Still watching.
It should have been a lot better than it was. I love Anne Hathaway, but even she couldn't save it.
Oh, and Patricia Fields needs to re-examine what "fashion" means. Her costumes were dreadful.
JimBeam
09-03-2008, 09:58 AM
I would stab Meryl Streep on the street if I ever saw her just because that charcter annoyed me so much.
I guess in a way that's good acting but I' still like to crush her larynx.
jauble
09-03-2008, 03:31 PM
Doesn't get it
me too...feel free to merge if you want
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69769&highlight=horribly+good+movies
Gets it
I too watched that one afternoon.
I kept asking myself, "why do chicks like this movie?" And yet, there I was, at the end. Still watching.
This is not a thread about the movie itself, its that I cant turn it off or walk away from the TV.
Tenbatsuzen
09-03-2008, 04:44 PM
I own "The Langoliers", the two-part Stephen King book-made-into-movie. Dear Jesus is that a bad movie that I love watching every so often.
"The daisies! I want to tell them about the daisies!"
Seriously, the only good thing about that movie was Chapman. He had two awesome roles - that and Dr. Arcane - and you never heard from him.
Jughead
09-03-2008, 04:46 PM
Doesn't get it
Gets it
This is not a thread about the movie itself, its that I cant turn it off or walk away from the TV.
I Hope I get it....But I can't turn off Independence day..If already mentioned ...Sorry..Juggy...:bye:
cougarjake13
09-03-2008, 06:24 PM
eight below
i watched the first part of the movie
up to the part where they fly away in the helicopter and leave the dogs tied up
i dvr'd the rest and still havent finished it
its been there almost 2 months
Thebazile78
09-04-2008, 07:51 AM
I Hope I get it....But I can't turn off Independence day..If already mentioned ...Sorry..Juggy...:bye:
Maybe I'm the only person here who genuinely ENJOYS Independence Day.
I know it's really bad and there are TONS of plot-holes, but I really, genuinely, love that movie.
If Bill Pullman ever ran for President, I would totally vote for him. (Unless, of course, his politics turned out to be completely unpalatable. Because then I'd have to vote for Sean Penn. And I simply can't take Sean Penn seriously.)
Dougie Brootal
09-04-2008, 07:57 AM
Maybe I'm the only person here who genuinely ENJOYS Independence Day.
I know it's really bad and there are TONS of plot-holes, but I really, genuinely, love that movie.
If Bill Pullman ever ran for President, I would totally vote for him. (Unless, of course, his politics turned out to be completely unpalatable. Because then I'd have to vote for Sean Penn. And I simply can't take Sean Penn seriously.)
"Welcome ta Earf!"
http://www.cigarsinmovies.com/images/screencaps/will-smith-independence-day.gif
:lol::lol::lol:
ElBoberino
09-04-2008, 07:58 AM
I used to watch Chain Reaction and The Long Kiss Goodnight a lot from start to finish. I thought they were good. And I have Scary Movie 1, 2, and 3 and I have to say that I kinda like them and will definitely watch them through. Although the parody movies now, I just can't take. There's no creativity in them like the Wayans bros used to do.
Thebazile78
09-04-2008, 08:00 AM
"Welcome ta Earf!"
http://www.cigarsinmovies.com/images/screencaps/will-smith-independence-day.gif
:lol::lol::lol:
E-zac'ly.
I love the jingoism.
I love the caricatures.
I love the plot holes that make me feel superior.
Freitag
09-04-2008, 08:37 AM
E-zac'ly.
I love the jingoism.
I love the caricatures.
I love the plot holes that make me feel superior.
9/11 killed "fun" disaster movies.
ElBoberino
09-04-2008, 08:38 AM
9/11 killed "fun" disaster movies.
wait.....
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/05/30/disaster-movie-poster.jpg
Thebazile78
09-04-2008, 08:47 AM
9/11 killed "fun" disaster movies.
Nevermind.
You're trying to be funny.
Freitag
09-04-2008, 08:55 AM
Nevermind.
You're trying to be funny.
No, I'm not. Think about it - the late 90's had some great popcorn disaster movies. Independence Day, Armageddon, etc. Even Twister. Not "deep" movies, but fun popcorn flicks.
What have we had since 9/11?
"Day After Tomorrow" - not fun. "The Core" - horrific. "War of the Worlds" - AWFUL. Poseidon - Crap. Don't even get me started on "Sunshine".
To have a perfect "fun" disaster popcorn movie, you need two very good, charismatic leads. ID4 had Smith, Pullman, and Goldblum. Armageddon has Willis, Affleck, and to a lesser degrees, everyone else.
Thebazile78
09-04-2008, 09:39 AM
No, I'm not. Think about it - the late 90's had some great popcorn disaster movies. Independence Day, Armageddon, etc. Even Twister. Not "deep" movies, but fun popcorn flicks.
What have we had since 9/11?
"Day After Tomorrow" - not fun. "The Core" - horrific. "War of the Worlds" - AWFUL. Poseidon - Crap. Don't even get me started on "Sunshine".
To have a perfect "fun" disaster popcorn movie, you need two very good, charismatic leads. ID4 had Smith, Pullman, and Goldblum. Armageddon has Willis, Affleck, and to a lesser degrees, everyone else.
I started to get offended about you making light of 9/11.
I don't disagree ... I mean, it's not fun anymore to blow up the Empire State Building or explode the hell out of the White House and Capitol Building when you know that, in real life, the Twin Towers REALLY did fall down and the Pentagon was REALLY hit by an airplane.
The fear of that actually happening is more palpable because it actually DID happen.
But, on the flip side, you have all these zombie movies and wishful thinking movies (not exactly romantic comedies, which would be good, but they're not exactly full-on dramas either ... like No Reservations. That was almost good, but it didn't quite get there) and parody movies ... but nothing genuinely bombastic or jingoistic.
Even the films that should be full of hot air are blowing colder. It stinks.
Which is part of the reason I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE Independence Day.
There's not much like it.
Poseidon was a REMAKE. Of a less-than-spectacular movie, but the original was watchable because it had Red Buttons, Shelley Winters and Ernest Borgnine in the supporting roles ... and starred Gene Hackman. I love Gene Hackman. Much like any film featuring Steve Martin, I will watch any POS movie that Gene Hackman is in.
Gene Hackman saved The Poseidon Adventure.
I'm sorry, but Kurt Russell is no Gene Hackman.
War of the Worlds was also a remake of sorts. The story has been a novel, an infamous radio broadcast, a film, a TV series and a remake. It's a frightening concept, but I think Spielberg took it too seriously.
Plus, it had Tom Cruise in it.
He's changed, man. If he could be the same Tom Cruise who gave us Legend, Risky Business or Top Gun, perhaps he would have saved it. But, no. He's changed, man. He "got old."
The other movies ... meh. They didn't look even remotely compelling.
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