Sarah Palin RNC speech listening thread 9-3-08

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I can't wait ! - Waah waah waah, the press is being mean to mean, look at how good a victim ... er.. I mean VP I will be...



PS America - In case you haven't noticed I have a vagina

Let the show begin !

[Tall_James]

I hope she wears her old "Miss Congeniality" sash from the Miss Alaska pageant.

[led37zep]

I can't wait ! - Waah waah waah, the press is being mean to mean, look at how good a victim ... er.. I mean VP I will be...



PS America - In case you haven't noticed I have a vagina

Let the show begin !


You do? Lets see.

[JerseySean]

I hope she wears her old "Miss Congeniality" sash from the Miss Alaska pageant.

If Olberman sais "contraversial pick" one more time im going to fucking vomit

[TheMojoPin]

I can't wait ! - Waah waah waah, the press is being mean to mean, look at how good a victim ... er.. I mean VP I will be...



PS America - In case you haven't noticed I have a vagina

Let the show begin !

I have not seen your awesome sig pic in a long time.

[Friday]

I am watching on PBS.
Can't stand Olberman or Reilly or anyone really who will try to shove their opinions down my throat.

[epo]

If Olberman sais "contraversial pick" one more time im going to fucking vomit

She's not controversial?

And you don't have to tolerate him on PBS........

[Tall_James]

Can't stand Olberman or Reilly or anyone really who will try to shove their opinions down my throat.

Must resist urge...to make smartass comment....

[JerseySean]

She's not controversial?

And you don't have to tolerate him on PBS........

No dude he's been hitting her with smarmy slights all night. Its his cunty delivery

[epo]

If anyone saw the last speaker I must point out.......I love the irony of a Republican complaining that "Washington is broken", especially in line of them essentially running the joint since 1980.

So who broke Washington?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

You do? Lets see.
ix-ney on the od-may oat-que ideas...

[JerseySean]

If anyone saw the last speaker I must point out.......I love the irony of a Republican complaining that "Washington is broken", especially in line of them essentially running the joint since 1980.

So who broke Washington?

Dems have congress sir. and they havent done shit or come through on their promises.

[K.C.]

It would be almost impossible for this thing to not be at least passable.

All convention speeches are the most staged, orchestrated, carefully worded things that could possibly be put together.

[epo]

Over/under for the number of times Rudy sez 9/11?

[Tall_James]

So who broke Washington?

Juan Epstein?

[epo]

Dems have congress sir. and they havent done shit or come through on their promises.

Thats a two-year window my friend. Bush didn't do dick in the 6 years prior with both Houses and the Supreme Court in his pocket.

Face!

[epo]

Juan Epstein?

But he's got a note!

[Friday]

Over/under for the number of times Rudy sez 9/11?

i am making it into a drinking game :wink:

[K.C.]

i am making it into a drinking game :wink:

You'll be drunk in three minutes.

[K.C.]

I like that they cleaned up the hockey dad.

Cut off his mullet, shaved him, threw him in a suit. Except for the deer-in-headlights look he has on his face when they show him sitting next to Bristol, he's almost fits!

[epo]

i am making it into a drinking game :wink:

1 drink - POW
1 drink - 9/11
2 drinks - starting USA Chant

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Rudy = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[JerseySean]

Thats a two-year window my friend. Bush didn't do dick in the 6 years prior with both Houses and the Supreme Court in his pocket.

Face!

He had both houses for 4 years sir. FACE!

[JerseySean]

Community Organizer, haha. Again Rudy is the best attack dog we have.

[tele7]

This is just coming off as mean spirited.

[jauble]

As I've said before not voting for either party but I saw this today

http://i38.tinypic.com/21lubtz.jpg

from msnbc.

[epo]

He had both houses for 4 years sir. FACE!

Technically it was for 4.5 years because they drove Jeffords out of the GOP caucus in 2001.
FACE!

And obviously....he got jack shit done in those four years.

[johnniehardrock]

here comes 9/11 talk

[Friday]

1 drink - POW
1 drink - 9/11
2 drinks - starting USA Chant

FUCK!
I am going to be wasted....

,..... and SLAMTIME :p

[JerseySean]

This is just coming off as mean spirited.

As opposed to the classyness of the Dems talking about Bush last week.

[epo]

Community Organizer, haha. Again Rudy is the best attack dog we have.

If the Dems frame it right, that will come back to bite them in the ass.

[Dudeman]

Over/under for the number of times Rudy sez 9/11?

how about the number of time palin discusses wanting to reduce unwanted teenage pregnancies. Or is she for that.

[JerseySean]

If the Dems frame it right, that will come back to bite them in the ass.

No it wont. Stop it. He was a douchy little community organizer while McCain was a POW and a Congressman. Community organizer is an inner city term. Im sure they'll win the Bronx

[epo]

No it wont. Stop it. He was a douchy little community organizer while McCain was a POW and a Congressman. Community organizer is an inner city term. Im sure they'll win the Bronx

McCain was a POW? I didn't know that!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Did he say McCain holding you children in his hands? - Ehew, gross


pervert

[JerseySean]

McCain was a POW? I didn't know that!

Rudy is KILLING

[Dudeman]

No it wont. Stop it. He was a douchy little editor of the Harvard Law Review and community organizer while McCain was a POW and a Congressman. Community organizer is an inner city term. Im sure they'll win the Bronx

fixed it for you

[johnniehardrock]

How does being a pow make you a presidental candidate. I was talking with a one legged homeless guy outside the Hard Rock the other day. He was a pow lets make him president

[brettmojo]

No it wont. Stop it. He was a douchy little community organizer while McCain was a POW and a Congressman. Community organizer is an inner city term. Im sure they'll win the Bronx
POW = quitter.

I love how everything Guliani said that the Dems would do is what the Republicans have done already.

[dino_electropolis]

watching this is truly frightening.....a bunch of entitled white folk chanting USA at the prospect of future wars.....


fkn morons.

[tele7]

Did he mention Bin Laden yet?

[Friday]

POW = SLAMTIME.

fixed.

[epo]

Rudy is KILLING

Rudy is classic "red meat" at a convention. No different than Al Gore or Ted Kennedy really.

[JerseySean]

How does being a pow make you a presidental candidate. I was talking with a one legged homeless guy outside the Hard Rock the other day. He was a pow lets make him president

It shows character, especially what McCain faced. Id take POW over community organizer. Congressman over State Senator, US Senator with a PROVEN RECORD of passing legislation against........1 little do nothing Lugar bill.

[Tall_James]

I was talking with a one legged homeless guy outside the Hard Rock the other day.

You sure it wasn't Heather Mills trying to get in to take some Beatles memorabilia from the restaurant?

[dino_electropolis]

whitewash the facts that led up to this unjust war with stats about the surge....

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[jauble]

You sure it wasn't Heather Mills trying to get in to take some Beatles memorabilia from the restaurant?

Thanks TJ, if this is going to get serious than I am out.

[brettmojo]

How does being a pow make you a presidental candidate.
The same way being the wife of a president does apparently.

[Friday]

Rudy is classic "red meat" at a convention. No different than Al Gore or Ted Kennedy really.

oh totally... he is a STAR. and a Speaker.... he has something most of these hayseed politicians will never have. That is star power. He can get almost any room riled up.
I was a huge fan of Guiliani in NY.... I admit it.
My dad was too. He was, and is, a speaker of the people.... but he is not on the ticket.
And the ticket is what I have to go on.

No dog and pony show is going to change the issues or the way McCain and Palin will respond to them.

[AKA]

Did he mention Bin Laden yet?

Yes - and that Bin Laden is voting for Obama.

[JerseySean]

whitewash the facts that led up to this unjust war with stats about the surge....

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Angry Left Guy

[epo]

I just heard another USA Chant......Friday best be drinking!

[epo]

I love the "most popular" stuff about Palin. I'd be really popular too if I just mailed everybody in my state $1200.

[dino_electropolis]

Giuliani is a whore.....


my fav quote so far : "as an attorney, i realized that when the facts dont work, you have to change them."


Uhm, yeah, thats an ethical violation we learn in the first month of law school.


This speech isnt about McCain, but about Guliani's next presidential bid.....if McCain wins, look for these same sentiments out of his mouth when he is runnin against him in 2012

[dino_electropolis]

INFORMED Left Guy


Fixed it for ya...

[AKA]

Rudy is ready for prime time, but his angry side is coming out, the way Bob Doles use to, but man is he snarky.

And, at 24 minutes now, hasn't this gone on too long?? Geeez.

Huckabee gave a great speech, but it looked like it bored the room.

[JerseySean]

Giuliani is a whore.....


my fav quote so far : "as an attorney, i realized that when the facts dont work, you have to change them."


Uhm, yeah, thats an ethical violation we learn in the first month of law school.


This speech isnt about McCain, but about Guliani's next presidential bid.....if McCain wins, look for these same sentiments out of his mouth when he is runnin against him in 2012

Again, angry left guy

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Is it just me or does Rudy's head look elongated like the creature from Alien?


Where's Ripley?

[brettmojo]

Watching this convention is like watching a bunch of old guys yelling at the kids to get off the lawns.

[JerseySean]

Rudy is ready for prime time, but his angry side is coming out, the way Bob Doles use to, but man is he snarky.

And, at 24 minutes now, hasn't this gone on too long?? Geeez.

Huckabee gave a great speech, but it looked like it bored the room.

I dont think hes coming off angry, maybe to snide though

[johnniehardrock]

rudy should have talked like this during the primarys he might have garnered a few votes

[epo]

Rudy is ready for prime time, but his angry side is coming out, the way Bob Doles use to, but man is he snarky.

And, at 24 minutes now, hasn't this gone on too long?? Geeez.

Huckabee gave a great speech, but it looked like it bored the room.

Palin speaks at 35 past the hour. They are trying to have Rudy fill as much as possible to shorten up the news channel talking heads.

[dino_electropolis]

Again, angry left guy

Way to contribute

[Friday]

I just heard another USA Chant......Friday best be drinking!

that was just one guy!!!!


oh.... ok..... :tongue:

[Dudeman]

:wallbash::help::blink::wacko:Gulliani is talking about parenting?????????????????

[AKA]

Man, this GOP convention really seems like a sick scene out of JESUS CAMP. The only thing missing is Joel Osteen and his teeth.

[dino_electropolis]

Palin speaks at 35 past the hour. They are trying to have Rudy fill as much as possible to shorten up the news channel talking heads.

They need filler? how about reading off the name of the soldiers who died in iraq....you know, the one whose caskets our administration has banned from being shown on tv.

[JerseySean]

Man, this GOP convention really seems like a sick scene out of JESUS CAMP. The only thing missing is Joel Osteen and his teeth.

Yes because the Dem convention was so cool right?

[AKA]

Palin speaks at 35 past the hour. They are trying to have Rudy fill as much as possible to shorten up the news channel talking heads.

Yeah, I figured as much - but it did go way too long - kept hitting the same notes. Maybe it worked, tho.

[FunkyDrummer]

I wish he gave the speech like this...
http://www.moonofalabama.org/images/giuliani2.jpg

[dino_electropolis]

ooh fah....she is a sexy lil number though, isnt she....

[lleeder]

Her face is way less red than Rudy's.

[JerseySean]

They need filler? how about reading off the name of the soldiers who died in iraq....you know, the one whose caskets our administration has banned from being shown on tv.

FREE MUMIA!

[brettmojo]

I bet that guy that knocked up the daughter is wishing he was slapping the puck around right now... And by puck I mean the pussy of some other chick who knew how to take a pill.

[Ritalin]

You can't get too worked up about anything they say tonight. Hell it's their convention, they get to say whatever they want. That's the whole point.

(if it weren't on TV they'd be telling n-----r jokes)

[brettmojo]

Yes because the Dem convention was so cool right?
It was the coolest!

[dino_electropolis]

Look at all this FABRICATED adoration.....so silly.

Really? Do ya REALLY love HER that much?

The woman you never even heard of until a week ago.

Really?

[dino_electropolis]

FREE MUMIA!

Nah, fuck mumia, and fuck you too....i dont support clowns.

[dino_electropolis]

I bet that guy that knocked up the daughter is wishing he was slapping the puck around right now... And by puck I mean the pussy of some other chick who knew how to take a pill.

HA

[Friday]

well, at least she isn't wearing a banana clip tonight.

epo... what is the drinking game for this one???

[JerseySean]

Look at all this FABRICATED adoration.....so silly.

Really? Do ya REALLY love HER that much?

The woman you never even heard of until a week ago.

Really?

Yes the Republican base loves her dude that wasnt fake

[brettmojo]

John S. McCain.

The "S" stands for "Surrendered to Charlie."

[K.C.]

well, at least she isn't wearing a banana clip tonight.

epo... what is the drinking game for this one???


Ummm...drink as fast as possible to kill the thought that this Stepford Wife could be two months and a stroke away from being President?

[dino_electropolis]

Yes the Republican base loves her dude that wasnt fake

You mean like that old broad with the Pin on her lapel that has Palin's pic and the words "the HOTTEST VP"


riiiiiiiiight.

[epo]

well, at least she isn't wearing a banana clip tonight.

epo... what is the drinking game for this one???

"Up in Alaska" - 1 drink
Leadership - 1 drink
Reform - 1 drink

Ooooooooooooooooooo and Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - SLAMTIME!

[JerseySean]

John S. McCain.

The "S" stands for "Surrendered to Charlie."

Better than Hussein

[dino_electropolis]

"Up in Alaska" - 1 drink
Leadership - 1 drink
Reform - 1 drink

Ooooooooooooooooooo and Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - SLAMTIME!

CONDOMS- Keg Stand

[brettmojo]

SEPT. 11th mention!!! :drunk:

[epo]

USA USA USA

It's so weird.

[K.C.]

Here comes the family exploitation.

I didn't hear Biden talking about his kid's service...or McCain...

I guess family is only on the table when it's convenient.

[FunkyDrummer]

"Up in Alaska" - 1 drink
Leadership - 1 drink
Reform - 1 drink

Ooooooooooooooooooo and Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - SLAMTIME!

Hockey - 1 drink

[dino_electropolis]

"Perfectly" = retarded?

[JerseySean]

Is that a flag of israel on her collar

[lleeder]

We don't know her but we'll cheer anyway.

He'll deploy September 11th, seems convenient.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

same ups and downs.. yeah Bristol been goin up and down

[scottinnj]

Stop with the family. Tell me how you're gonna handle Putin. Or Achmajinedad.

[JPMNICK]

this pregnant chick has a massive rack

[JerseySean]

Here comes the family exploitation.

I didn't hear Biden talking about his kid's service...or McCain...

I guess family is only on the table when it's convenient.

Biden totally did.

[K.C.]

In all honesty....this is fucked up.

She sounds like some dopey broad who shows pictures of her children and talks your ear off in the Supermarket.

What the FUCK does ANY of this have to do with government?????????

[dino_electropolis]

I love this boyfriend/fiance guy.....he's just some reg joe dealin with all this spotlight, probably wishin he was anywhere else right now.


When the McCain/Palin ticket fails, what is the over-under on this kid divorcin?

3 months?

[Friday]

"Up in Alaska" - 1 drink
Leadership - 1 drink
Reform - 1 drink

Ooooooooooooooooooo and Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - SLAMTIME!

epo is the best election year drinking game coordinator EVER!!


i cannot explain the difference between the viewing thread here and the thread over at WB.
it's like .... fez and pussy. lol

[brettmojo]

"Perfectly" = retarded?
She's going for the full retard vote.

Don't know if it's quite a good strategy. If they had a problem with hanging chads in Florida imagine the turmoil caused by people chewing on the voting lever.

[scottinnj]

Is that a flag of israel on her collar

Alaskan flag. Seems she still has a bit of secessionist in her.

[JPMNICK]

In all honesty....this is fucked up.

She sounds like some dopey broad who shows pictures of her children and talks your ear off in the Supermarket.

What the FUCK does ANY of this have to do with government?????????



wow that made me laugh fucking hard

[tele7]

C'mon...get to your pets already!

[AKA]

Here comes the family exploitation.

I didn't hear Biden talking about his kid's service...or McCain...


I was thinking the same fucking thing.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Wow, when was the last time you heard the word haberdascher used in a speach?

[dino_electropolis]

Sorry, but i cant take a world leader seriously when, as she speaks, all i think about is what her sex face is like.

[scottinnj]

She sounds like she is from Buffalo, NY-not Washitytown, AL.

Hockey! DRINK!!!

[Friday]

I love this boyfriend/fiance guy.....he's just some reg joe dealin with all this spotlight, probably wishin he was anywhere else right now


you can tell he is miserable.
being forced to marry.
they are probably both miserable on the inside.
i feel for those kids.
having to suffer because of her moms devotion to career ....

[FunkyDrummer]

She's going for the full retard vote.

Don't know if it's quite a good strategy. If they had a problem with hanging chads in Florida imagine the turmoil caused by people chewing on the voting lever.

Never go full retard...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/downey3_468x300.jpg

[AKA]

I HATE HER FUCKING VOICE!

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-18850794.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B75122A01-9A4B-47A4-90EB-CFE8BF398CA9%7D

[K.C.]

Holy Shit, SHUT UP!!!!




Just say anything.....anything....ONE thing about government..

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Ewwwh Piper totally licked her hand and then brushed Trigs head...

[dino_electropolis]

Did she just say Lipstick?


A fkn war is about to break out in Georgia/Russia, and she mentions lipstick?


Go make me a sandwhich.

[epo]

Danger! Danger!

This community organizer bashing is NOT going to work.

[brettmojo]

Sorry, but i cant take a world leader seriously when, as she speaks, all i think about is what her sex face is like.
http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/2/polar-bear-face_4135.jpg

[jauble]

Sorry, but i cant take a world leader seriously when, as she speaks, all i think about is what her sex face is like.

There is a Hillary joke in there somewhere.

[K.C.]

Ewwwh Piper totally licked her hand and then brushed Trigs head...

What the hell is he doing there?

http://www.s9.com/images/portraits/24009_Piper-Roddy.jpg

[BoondockSaint]

you can tell he is miserable.
being forced to marry.
they are probably both miserable on the inside.
i feel for those kids.
having to suffer because of her moms devotion to career ....

Remember two days ago when they were supposed to be off limits and now Johnston is involved in photo ops? He looks real comfortable.

[dino_electropolis]

Never go full retard...
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/downey3_468x300.jpg

how was that movie?

[AKA]

BTW - it was leaked earlier that the full speech was written by a top McCain guy, with a LONG history as a "Washington Insider."

Phooooey

She has given us no reason why she can be President, except that (a) she has a family, (b) her son is going to Iraq, (c) she is a victim of the Washington Media Elite, (d) she has a "special" baby, (e) 9/11, (f) her husband didn't shave and (g) she's a darn spunky lady.

[DIRTY_MEX]

she is horrible

[lleeder]

Why did that chick get booted?

[Ritalin]

I'm finding it impossible to take this chick seriously.

[dino_electropolis]

There is a Hillary joke in there somewhere.

well, i did say her sex face, so......

[epo]

I can't imagine what Joe Biden is thinking right now......

October 2 is probably all the man can think about.

[Dudeman]

Ewwwh Piper totally licked her hand and then brushed Trigs head...

I glad someone finally pointed that out.

[FunkyDrummer]

how was that movie?

Eh... Downey and Cruise are the only worthy parts...

[Friday]

Danger! Danger!

This community organizer bashing is NOT going to work.

did they just escort someone out?

you should make some good ideas for the drinking game tomorrow :)

[scottinnj]

Danger! Danger!

This community organizer bashing is NOT going to work.

Ehhhh, I'm not so sure. I'm old enough to just have missed the Chicago riots at the DNC convention. That "community organizer" term is going straight to those who watched that debacle on CBS news.

Find a way to challenge it epo. It's a codeword that brings up a lot of memories for a lot of voters.

[dino_electropolis]

Eh... Downey and Cruise are the only worthy parts...

how bout on DVD with a funky bag of goodness?

[AKA]

Seriously???

When has Obama and Biden actually come to Washington to "mingle"?

Seriously?????

Wow...this is just hideous.

[Ritalin]

"It's the la"

[ralphbxny]

I want her to say ..You dont know you may have been told...I can verify Eskimo dick is mighty cold.

[HBox]

Oh wow, she's still going to try and push this reformer shtick.

And as a comment simply on her manner of speaking, I feel she is speaking in a way as if she were speaking to children.

[brettmojo]

Should the people of Alaska have to pay for her legal defense in the state's investigation of Trooper Gate Miss Governor?

[dino_electropolis]

Wow, she put it on Ebay....

well, if they do win, at least someone will be able to check McCain's email

[Ritalin]

"the powr of ve-toe"

[K.C.]

Oh wow, she's still going to try and push this reformer shtick.

And as a comment simply on her manner of speaking, I feel she is speaking in a way as if she were speaking to children.

I said this to one of my buddies earlier, but I'll say it again.

Watching this makes me feel like I owe $8.25 in late fees at the Wilmington Public Library.

[jauble]

Ok Im done, watched about as much of the dnc. I think those that really get into these things are the WWE's prime targets.

[Tall_James]

Where do lesbian Eskimos go to drink?

A Klondyke Bar.

[KnoxHarrington]

"the powr of ve-toe"

A power she used to slash more than $2 million from the budget of a program providing services for teenage mothers?

Yeah, fuck those sluts for not having rich parents.

[Ritalin]

How can she use that bridge to nowhere line?

It's simple fact that she wanted it, and congress told them no.

[HBox]

YOU DID NOT SAY NO THANKS TO THE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE YOU FUCKING LIAR!

[epo]

Yea....she "fought" against earmarks....but hired a lobbyist for Wasila, which drew in $27 Million in earmarks.

I love bullshit.

[ralphbxny]

Oh wow, she's still going to try and push this reformer shtick.

And as a comment simply on her manner of speaking, I feel she is speaking in a way as if she were speaking to children.

agreed...I feel like she is going to start showing me pics of her and the fam on vacation.

[AKA]

Oh wow, she's still going to try and push this reformer shtick.

She's the reformer - McCain is the maverick. They are America's favorite sassy duo.

And as a comment simply on her manner of speaking, I feel she is speaking in a way as if she were speaking to children.

She is.

[DIRTY_MEX]

so far she has said nothing and she sounds like the pregnant cop from the movie "Fargo"

[HBox]

I got here in the middle of her family roll call. I'm assuming I missed nothing?

[AKA]

YOU DID NOT SAY NO THANKS TO THE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE YOU FUCKING LIAR!

quoting for truth....

[JerseySean]

Yea....she "fought" against earmarks....but hired a lobbyist for Wasila, which drew in $27 Million in earmarks.

I love bullshit.

Those wrent earmarks, all of those came in a appropriations bill. There is aq difference

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Oh wow, she's still going to try and push this reformer shtick.

And as a comment simply on her manner of speaking, I feel she is speaking in a way as if she were speaking to children.
Yeah, I am totally getting that 6th grade Social Studies teacher vibe... and I forgot to do my essay and now she's bitchin at me...

[Tall_James]

A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire.
So the man said, "Did you blow a seal?"
And the Eskimo responded "No. That's just frost on my mustache."

[Ritalin]

Yea....she "fought" against earmarks....but hired a lobbyist for Wasila, which drew in $27 Million in earmarks.

I love bullshit.

3 of her earmarks actually found their way onto McCain's list of wasteful pork. Of course, nobody thought to cross check that list.

[dino_electropolis]

Alaska population = 670,053
Chicago population= 9,157,450

US Census.


Keep belittling Obama's status as a "community leader" when the community has more people than your entire fkn state!

[FunkyDrummer]

did they just escort someone out?

you should make some good ideas for the drinking game tomorrow :)

Vietnam - 1 drink
Iraq - 1 drink
Tina Fey - 1 drink
George Bush - 2 fingers down the throat

[epo]

so far she has said nothing and she sounds like the pregnant cop from the movie "Fargo"

It's McCain-Gunderson 08'

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[brettmojo]

I got here in the middle of her family roll call. I'm assuming I missed nothing?
Just her pulling up to the convention center in her minivan.

[Ritalin]

sol-r

[AKA]

Look who studied a map!

http://www.ispor.org/HTARoadMaps/images/world_map.gif

I'm convinced!

She's awesome.

[JerseySean]

Alaska population = 670,053
Chicago population= 9,157,450

US Census.


Keep belittling Obama's status as a "community leader" when the community has more people than your entire fkn state!

Obamas leg district is 140,000 people dude, not the entire city. he wasnt mayor

[HBox]

This is astounding. She said drilling could solve our problems DAYS AGO!

[Tall_James]

Just her pulling up to the convention center in her minivan.

FUNNY!!!!!! 25 pts for that one.

[IamFogHat]

Despite some occasional good (lies) points, she is bombing worse than Mencia at a Rogen show. She is a horrible public speaker.

[DIRTY_MEX]

this fucking "bridge to nowhere" is bullshit and these fake Repubs are cheering like they know what it was. they never heard of Palin 5 days ago and the "bridge to nowhere".

[epo]

She's gonna try to pitbull Obama?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[Ritalin]

Seriously, this chick isn't qualified to tie Obama's shoes.

It's game over.

[scottinnj]

Despite some occasional good (lies) points, she is bombing worse than Mencia at a Rogen show. She is a horrible public speaker.

Nice reference, beaner.

[AKA]

This is also a man who ran a major, multi-million dollar campaign that didn't lose money or go bankrupt - unlike McCan't.

[tele7]

Is admiral Stockdale still alive?

[IamFogHat]

Is there an honest republican who hasn't been continuously cringing for the last hour?

[HBox]

Well well well enjoy debating Biden now.

[Tall_James]

Is admiral Stockdale still alive?

Miss Admiral Stockdale.

[JerseySean]

This speech is playing well in middle America and amongst women. there will be a 3-4 point change in the gallup tracking tomorrow. You guys are living in an echo chamber here.

[Ritalin]

She knows nothing about Iraq

She can't even read this passage well off the telepromter.

Show the knocked up daughter again.

[scottinnj]

This is also a man who ran a major, multi-million dollar campaign that didn't lose money or go bankrupt - unlike McCan't.

But McCain is the nominee, the surge worked! Right?

[epo]

Seriously though....all they are doing with this woman is red-meating her. It's a ridiculous way to position your Vice Presidential pick.

BTW - She just referenced terrorists seeking nukes.....Um, ma'am...you may wanna read the Luger-Obama Nuclear Proliferation Act.

[brettmojo]

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[Friday]

this chick isn't qualified to be in Dorothy Gale's shoes.

click click click ... there's noplace like home.... noplace like home....

this is freshman drivel.
sad to say... but it is.

i can't wait for the debates.

[scottinnj]

Show the knocked up daughter again.

perv

[Ritalin]

Booooooo!

[dino_electropolis]

Obamas leg district is 140,000 people dude, not the entire city. he wasnt mayor

Yeah, who needs rights?


Its not like our country was founded on the principles codified in these "rights"

this cunt would use the constitution as a tampon.....

beat it already.

[scottinnj]

this chick isn't qualified to be in Dorothy Gale's shoes.

And you're the expert on shoes! WHEEEE!:clap:

[Ritalin]

perv

Hey, I'm fucking bored, man.

I don't think this chick is very good looking.

[HBox]

Death tax? DEATH TAX?

They are really reaching back for talking points.

[AKA]

I'm sorry - did I turn the channel to the 1988 convention?

This 20+ year old red meat is completely moot when you look at what Clinton did, and then into what Bush did the last 8.

[epo]

This speech is playing well in middle America and amongst women. there will be a 3-4 point change in the gallup tracking tomorrow. You guys are living in an echo chamber here.

If it was Kay Bailey Hutchinson delivering this speech with some meat.....you MIGHT have a point.

[scottinnj]

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I was thinking the same thing.

[brettmojo]

Show the knocked up daughter again.
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1539/cornholioe0mt5.gif

[Ritalin]

She hired a lobbyist as mayor.

She's Bush with bangs.

[jauble]

Alaska population = 670,053
Chicago population= 9,157,450

US Census.


Keep belittling Obama's status as a "community leader" when the community has more people than your entire fkn state!

This is astounding. She said drilling could solve our problems DAYS AGO!

this fucking "bridge to nowhere" is bullshit and these fake Repubs are cheering like they know what it was. they never heard of Palin 5 days ago and the "bridge to nowhere".

Seriously, this chick isn't qualified to tie Obama's shoes.

It's game over.

This is also a man who ran a major, multi-million dollar campaign that didn't lose money or go bankrupt - unlike McCan't.

Is there an honest republican who hasn't been continuously cringing for the last hour?


I imagine you all sitting around (with soul patches) and sipping lattes.


I know its not funny but....




(fuck me) boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[HBox]

McCAIN's CAMPAIGN IS FULL OF FORMER LOBBYISTS!

This woman is shameless liar.

[JerseySean]

If it was Kay Bailey Hutchinson delivering this speech with some meat.....you MIGHT have a point.

I love how the Dems act like well we would be fine if it was Hutchison. right

[scottinnj]

She hired a lobbyist as mayor.

She's Bush but bangable.

Fixed.

[dino_electropolis]

Ra RA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!


America, Fuck YEAH

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[AKA]

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Cowboy/maverick-standup.JPG

[FunkyDrummer]

She hired a lobbyist as mayor.

She's Bush with bangs.

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/7000/GEORGE-BUSH-NETHERLANDS--7259.jpg

[brettmojo]

He Fought And Failed!!! He Was A Guest At The Bamboo Hilton!!!

[DIRTY_MEX]

her speech blows and she has no flow to it. the crowd doesn't know when to clap

[scottinnj]

Fought for me?

As a vet I take offense at that, because he voted against the new VA funding bill.

[epo]

There it is.....

Vote McCain or Die!

[Tall_James]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/X/G/2/sarah-pain-monopoly.jpg

[Ritalin]

couldn't pronounce Hanoi

[ralphbxny]

She knows nothing about Iraq

She can't even read this passage well off the telepromter.

Show the knocked up daughter again.

I had to watch with no volume and pause the DVR on her!

[Ritalin]

You know what they're saying when they say "community organizer", right?

[AKA]

I told my dad (who is a Republican fully "in the tank" for this ticket), that if the GOP win, the McCain gets all the credit for this choice, but I really don't think he will get the blame if they loose - it will be her.

[dino_electropolis]

her speech blows and she has no flow to it. the crowd doesn't know when to clap

I agree....something unsettling about the prospect of a VP who takes loads on the chin....

[jauble]

couldn't pronounce Hanoi

In eskimo that sounds like cunt so she has to be careful.

[epo]

Is that 3 POW references in the last minute?

[brettmojo]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/X/G/2/sarah-pain-monopoly.jpg
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[scottinnj]

You know what they're saying when they say "community organizer", right?

Go back to what I posted to epo. Hey epo, did you see that?

[Friday]

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Cowboy/maverick-standup.JPG

MAverick was 5 years ago.
he no longer exists in politics.

[DIRTY_MEX]

she is fucking terrible at public speaking

[Ritalin]

I agree....something unsettling about the prospect of a VP who takes loads on the chin....

That chick does not give blowjobs. You can tell just looking at her.

[ralphbxny]

Fought for me?

As a vet I take offense at that, because he voted against the new VA funding bill.

Agreed! After seeing my uncle who is bed ridden in a VA hospital...he should be ashamed of himself.

[JerseySean]

this cunt would use the constitution as a tampon.....

beat it already.

You guys have gone off the deep end now. Adding a lot here

[AKA]

I am looking forward to the McCain/Obama debates. I think the VP ones will be built up and end up being much ado about nothing.

[Friday]

Is that 3 POW references in the last minute?

i best get drinkin!!!! :p

[dino_electropolis]

That chick does not give blowjobs. You can tell just looking at her.

oh, but in my mind she does! ooh fah!

[HBox]

This is painfully slow. I feel like we are nowhere near the end.

Thankfully I was wrong. God that was tedious.

[brettmojo]

We need a guy that got the shit beat outta' him by our nation's enemies... K.

[DIRTY_MEX]

and she can't even read off the tele-prom

[TheMojoPin]

This has to be an elaborate farce.

[Ritalin]

In eskimo that sounds like cunt so she has to be careful.

If that's true I want to kick this chick in the hanoi

[razorboy]

Disagreeing with her on nearly every relevant issue, and seriously doubting her credentials aside, wooden delivery and vanilla speech at best. Entirely underwhelming.

[epo]

Go back to what I posted to epo. Hey epo, did you see that?

Codewords......

[AKA]

she is fucking terrible at public speaking

BUT SHEEEEEE'S A REFORMER AND A HOCKEY MOM!

[dino_electropolis]

You guys have gone off the deep end now. Adding a lot here

Go read your Constitution buddy, then, when your ready, i'll engage you in a serious debate.

Until then, tit and dick jokes.

[epo]

This has to be an elaborate farce.

I honestly thought she'd HAVE to be better than this.

[K.C.]

I take back what I said earlier about how it's almost impossible for one of these speeches to be bad.

[DIRTY_MEX]

BUT SHEEEEEE'S A REFORMER AND A HOCKEY MOM!

she can reform these nuts!!!!!

[AKA]

Disagreeing with her on nearly every relevant issue, and seriously doubting her credentials aside, wooden delivery and vanilla speech at best. Entirely underwhelming.

Tell that to the hockey moms and the retarded infants.

http://blog.blacknight.com/images/thumbs-up.jpg

[HBox]

Why do i have a feeling the talking heads even outside Fox will love it? I don't think that was well delivered at all.

[K.C.]

Yay!

Hockey dad and preggers Bristol on stage!

They look so natural...


...oh wait, hockey dad's making a break for it...stop him before he reaches the doors!

[Ritalin]

I can't believe they sent that hockey player up there with the daughter like they were the young marrieds.

Republicans believe in nothing.

[brettmojo]

3-1 the middle daughter is knocked up by November... Takers?

[DIRTY_MEX]

this is bad for the Republicans and for America

[dino_electropolis]

SMOKIN lil body on that daughter....my vote is starting to sway.

Wait, thats not my vote....

[K.C.]

Wow Republicans are fucked up.

Why did they bring a corpse on stage to worship it?

[Ritalin]

Codewords......

See, me and Epo and Scott, we know these people.

[AKA]

I'm wonder what her old pal, Pat Buchanan thought?

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/pat%20buchanan.jpg

[epo]

Wow John McCain broke tradition and came out on Wednesday to be the vice presidential nominee...and he's got a mic!

What a maverick! Where does he come up with these maverick-type ideas? :wallbash:

[TheMojoPin]

This is insanity.

Please tell me I can wake up from all this.

[HBox]

I just read they were passing around the new baby like a prop all night. Is that true?

And way to rip off Obama McCain.

[JerseySean]

I take back what I said earlier about how it's almost impossible for one of these speeches to be bad.
You guys are all looking at this through incredibly jaded eyes with no understanding of how that will be perceived by the average voter. She proved herself to be tough, American dream, 21st century woman. It wasnt an earth shattering speech, but it was good, not great. Solid start for her

[dino_electropolis]

yuch.


Douche CHILLS

[scottinnj]

Codewords......

Yes, but IMO with voters 50-60 years old, effective.

I'm telling you this because you seem to have a way to get this to the Obama camp.

Dude, you have to get them to fight back on this one. I automatically call up the DNC convention of 1968 when I hear "Chicago Organizer" or "Daley Political Machine"

[Fez4PrezN2008]

SMOKIN lil body on that daughter....my vote is starting to sway.

Wait, thats not my vote....
Well you have to give her the props for the only VP candidate that you'd like to get a little mother-daugher action on

[DIRTY_MEX]

McCain looks creepy with Palin. its like hunging your great great grandfather