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GaryWyze
12-19-2001, 12:08 AM
<font color=purple>
....not a person was posting,
not even the king of the horde.

The R&F Babies,
were nestled away,
safe with Al Dukes,
who some say is gay.

There laid Nurse Mira, Missy, and Sweet Melissa,
Gwen & Lisa were talking to TooCute,
as CrazyClare got ready to kiss her.

FrenchBread was smoking,
IceCreamGirl was so cool,
this pajama party was slamming,
Ron & Fez rule!

Bananas were swallowed,
bottles were spinning,
when group orgasms are faked,
we all end up winning.

But just in the midst,
of this sexy scene,
you wouldn't believe,
who came through the call screen

He said his name was Nick,
and he was calling from up North,
he had a big night ahead,
but he just couldn't set forth.

He was very worried,
that he'd miss some of the show,
you see, hard-ons are rare,
where it's thirty below.

The babies, perplexed,
didn't know what to do,
should they keep on going,
until santa was, ahhhh, through?

Their question was answered,
as loud laughter grew,
peeking behind the lesbian couch,
they busted Joe Poo.

Yeah, Joe was just having,
a wee bit of fun,
and he fooled the whole room,
well, all except one.

For while all this was happening,
and the gang was otherwise occupied,
someone had paid a visit,
and left gifts far and wide.

There were mountains of boxes,
some big and some small,
who, they all wondered,
emptied out the mall?

That's when they heard,
what would cause a collective grin,
as a hearty voice bellowed out,
<b>"Big Ass Card Holder 1224 Checkin' in!"

"The show is great, guys,
the best through and through,
Merry X-mas, Happy New Year,
and may all your dreams come true!!"</b>

Wishing you all the happiest of holidays..... ENJOY & BE WELL!!!!</font>

armymad
12-19-2001, 01:36 AM
i give this a 8 ;)


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Gwen
12-19-2001, 03:54 AM
Lol, nice work. That was pretty darn funny if i say so myself. Plus your writing is purple which is a-ok with me. =)

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Sheeplovr
12-19-2001, 10:32 AM
why was clare trying to kiss too cute?

number 333 its the way to be
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-19-2001, 10:49 AM
Uh oh, I was dreading when this day would come.

Son, we need to talk.

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RF Godfather
12-19-2001, 11:24 AM
Not bad at all. I give it a 5!

J/K, nice job Garee!

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GaryWyze
12-19-2001, 12:28 PM
<font color=red><i>why was clare trying to kiss too cute?</i>

Because "Melissa" rhymes wth "Kiss Her." And besides, wouldn't you? ;-)

Sheeplovr
12-19-2001, 12:39 PM
ma ma im so confused :(



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ag
12-19-2001, 01:28 PM
very nice work I give it a 10!

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GaryWyze
12-24-2001, 07:20 PM
<font color=purple>To the top, because, well, 'tis the night before x-mas, darn it!!!

Hope you're all having a great time. I'm here celebrating with friends.... pretty good episode, too.

It's the one where Chandler gets a peek at Rachel's boobs and Phoebe is dating the psychiatrist who everybody hates.

Anyway, here's hoping Santa does right by you all! Have a good one!!!</font>



This message was edited by GaryGatorade on 12-24-01 @ 11:30 PM

Dirtybird11
12-24-2001, 07:50 PM
im crying. that was beautiful =)

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TooCute
12-24-2001, 07:55 PM
woo. cute :)



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Big Jim
12-26-2001, 12:17 AM
QUALITY!!!! A+ ON THAT ONE BUDDY...

Happy Holidays from myself and all of us at 'NSYNC<img src = "http://publish.hometown.aol.com/jimandbryan/myhomepage/jimsigpic2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US"> Thanks MANdrew for this pic
SEEEEEYUH!!
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