Playing matchmaker

[Don Stugots]

i don't know what it is about setting people up on dates that makes me so happy inside. is it wrong to fix two people up that you know?

[Drunky McBetidont]

and your website looks great. ;)

http://aussiematchmaker.com/Dating/GayMatchMaker.com.au/GayMatchMaker.com.au.gif

[Tall_James]

i don't know what it is about setting people up on dates that makes me so happy inside. is it wrong to fix two people up that you know?

It is if their wives and husbands don't know about it.

[britneypablo]

hook my up, i am back on the prowl

[zildjian361]

hook my up, i am back on the prowl
hook ME up nc no wonder :laugh:come up to nj i"ll hook ya up:innocent::smoke::drunk:

[Recyclerz]

i don't know what it is about setting people up on dates that makes me so happy inside. is it wrong to fix two people up that you know?

Did you score well on "Pimp" on your career aptitude tests back in school? :wink:

[spoon]

and your website looks great. ;)

http://aussiematchmaker.com/Dating/GayMatchMaker.com.au/GayMatchMaker.com.au.gif


See you're confused, he's not a gay match maker per say, but gay for what he does/claims here.

You were REALLY close though! Nice effort you old school fuckhead.

[JerseyRich]

Over the years I have been involved in matching many of my friends and my chicks' friends...


It never works out and always makes people uncomfortable.

On that note...

Hook a brother up!:bye:

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I've never matched any of my friends with another. Not a single one. Every person I had them meet up with fucking hated the other.

[lleeder]

Over the years I have been involved in matching many of my friends and my chick..


It never works out and always makes people uncomfortable.


Isn't that more the case?

[jennysmurf]

If it works out badly, you could lose two friends. Or, if it works out well, you still lose two friends cause they become a "couple" and disappear off the face of the earth. Bitter? Me? No!

[JerseyRich]

Isn't that more the case?

All of sudden you decided to be a comedian?

:tongue:

[JustJon]

i don't know what it is about setting people up on dates that makes me so happy inside. is it wrong to fix two people up that you know?

What's Ella's number? :wink:

[Jughead]

I am 2 for 2...well over 12 years...Both married and are still that way...

[reillyluck]

if it doesnt work out, does the couple get a refund?

[FUNKMAN]

tried it once with a buddy of mine and a wife's co-worker friend... attractive, nice woman (very pretty, nice sized breasts) the one thing was her butt was 'slightly' and i mean 'slightly' flat. i'm sure when she bent over it was really nice and shapely...

anyway

but my friend turned into a schizoid. we were jamming and this woman came over to meet my friend. my friend was nice, gave her a kiss on the cheek, talked a little here and there but I could see he was slightly uncomfortable. I guess it could put pressure on someone when they are 'fixed' up and meeting for the first time in front of a bunch of people

not sure how many days after the meet at the jam but I'm on the phone with my friend and he was fucking pissed off at me and he says " what do you think I'm only good enough for a girl with a flat ass? "

i would say in more cases than not it's not a good idea to fix people up... it could be handled in a 'roundabout' way, just inviting people together with no expectations and if they make it happen then it's better for everyone

[angelinad128]

i don't know what it is about setting people up on dates that makes me so happy inside. is it wrong to fix two people up that you know?

was this meant for me?! LOL

[A.J.]

I guess I'm an unintentional matchmaker. Every woman that has dumped me or that I broke up with has gone on to marry the next guy that she dated.

[angelinad128]

I guess I'm an unintentional matchmaker. Every woman that has dumped me or that I broke up with has gone on to marry the next guy that she dated.

Really? Then we have to meet!
:lol:

[A.J.]

I hope I haven't lost my touch!

Or do I?

[KingGeno]

I never trust a female friend of mine setting me up with a female friend of hers. I once was told that this chick I was meeting looked like Halle Berry. She ended up looking like Chuck Berry.

[JerseyRich]

I never trust a female friend of mine setting me up with a female friend of hers. I once was told that this chick I was meeting looked like Halle Berry. She ended up looking like Chuck Berry.

I'm starvin...We got any berries?

[JPMNICK]

i like playing match game

[reillyluck]

i like playing with Matches.

[JPMNICK]

i like matching with players

[AngelAmy]

I guess I'm an unintentional matchmaker. Every woman that has dumped me or that I broke up with has gone on to marry the next guy that she dated.

i swear i saw that on a movie once.

oh it was that awful dane cook movie with jessica alba!

[A.J.]

i swear i saw that on a movie once.

oh it was that awful dane cook movie with jessica alba!

Really? Shit -- I could have made millions for selling my story!

[reillyluck]

match maker match maker make me a match. find me a find. catch me a catch!

[spoon]

match maker match maker make me a match. find me a find. catch me a catch!

Hey, I'm good at this game in a different, more literal way.

http://www.monkeydungeon.com/images/halloween-straight-jacket.jpg


:wink:

[reillyluck]

Hey, I'm good at this game in a different, more literal way.

http://www.monkeydungeon.com/images/halloween-straight-jacket.jpg

stop being such a fucking tease.

[spoon]

stop being such a fucking tease.

Jesus that was quick!

Let's hope it's not catchy! We don't need bleach puddles all over.

[reillyluck]

Jesus that was quick!

Let's hope it's not catchy!

xoxoxoxo

[spoon]

RL, destroyer of the quick edit!

* Now I'm doing it just for fun!

gheyyyyyyyyy

[spoon]

Ha! Beat you that time!

[reillyluck]

Ha! Beat you that time!

did ya?

[spoon]

Mother fucker!

[reillyluck]

Mother fucker!

:wub:

[spoon]

Better?

http://www.frightcatalog.com/i/360x360/1109128.jpg

[reillyluck]

Better?

http://www.frightcatalog.com/i/360x360/1109128.jpg

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.

it's all about the hat, yo.

[ChrisTheCop]

match maker match maker make me a match. find me a find. catch me a catch!

lightin up already?

[spoon]

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.

it's all about the hat, yo.

I know that's what I noticed.

:wacko:

[spoon]

lightin up already?

Funk-esque

:thumbdown:

[Fallon]

Really? Shit -- I could have made millions for selling my story!

Follow the penguin!

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7193/jessicaalbapantiesgifgl9.gif

[reillyluck]

lightin up already?

make me?

[reillyluck]

Follow the penguin!

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7193/jessicaalbapantiesgifgl9.gif

Leave Jon out of this!

[razorboy]

Follow the penguin!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c297/razorboy_/EOtjvq2g.jpg