I can't stop eating shit

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I seem to have the culinary variety of Al Dukes. I constantly order this fucking noodle dish from a local Thai restaurant and every time I eat it, it smells like a fucking locker room and after a few bites the real nasty after-taste starts to settle in. By the time I'm no longer hungry, the stench is unbearable and I have to throw the food into the trash can because there is no container that can prevent this shit from stinking up the freezer.

Yet whenever I don't feel like cooking dinner and it happens to be garbage night, I go to this goddamn joint and buy the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING EVERY TIME. I always starve myself so I can enjoy the first several bites, but it always ends with me hating the food and wanting to yack up whatever I've ingested.

Oh and it's spicy so it's not too pleasant when it's bathroom time the next day either.

What am I, fucking stupid?

[SatCam]

Sounds like you just hate yourself a lot


Me and my friends went to this Chinese place once, got some wonton soup, my friend pointed out the broth smelled like piss. It did. Of course I finished the soup and only went back one more time since

[TooLowBrow]

Sounds like you just hate yourself a lot


Me and my friends went to this Chinese place once, got some wonton soup, my friend pointed out the broth smelled like piss. It did. Of course I finished the soup and only went back one more time since

me chinese
me play joke
me put pee pee
in your
... wonton soup?!?

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[joethebartender]

me chinese
me play joke
me put pee pee
in your
... wonton soup?!?


me Chinese
me play prank
I just pissed in food
for Yank.

[Slumbag]

I seem to have the culinary variety of Al Dukes.

If you keep eating shit, it sounds like you have the culinary variety of ESD.






:sad:boo.

[ahhdurr]

Bad noodle soup experience as a child? Replaying the trauma in your adult life? I'm thinking this all went down in a locker room. Sorry for the pun.

I have some brownies and lemonade for soup like that.

[IamFogHat]

For breakfast?
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