Japan Hates Mikeyboy

[Reynolds]

Female Japanese member of SpreadTheIris wrote this today:

I think Spandyman sounded nice, I prefer him to CRAZE now. Are there any pics of either of those creeps around?

In my Japanese office, the most popular guests are:

Blowhard
Franklin
Paul O
Big A
Stalker Patty

we don't like :


Mafia Life Chris
Mikeyboy
Al Dukes
Anthony Cumia
Opie
Elvis Mitchell

Hi Mafia Life Chris,

We don't like you on the air cause your voice is hard for Japanese people to understand.
We didn't like Elvis Mitchell cause he was fucking boring. I forgot, we also like that woman who talks about movies. I forgot her name but she's some type of film snob reviewer, Oh, we also love Gail O that we can hear sometimes. We can't get XM in Japan so we have to download it and play it via mp3 in our office of 12 people.

[OGC]

Female Japanese member of SpreadTheIris wrote this today:


looking at the lists I get the idea that her Japanese/English dictionary has mixed up the words popular/don't like

[Reynolds]

looking at the lists I get the idea that her Japanese/English dictionary has mixed up the words popular/don't like

Japan = Earth 2 ?

[Friday]

so MLC's voice is too hard to understand, yet they have no problem comprehending the vocal stylings of Big A?

how curious....

[Foster]

so MLC's voice is too hard to understand, yet they have no problem comprehending the vocal stylings of Big A?

how curious....

he speaks slow, so its easy to translate

[AKA]

Ok...I've now updated the Mikeyboy List

Grey Hoody
Matty Fridays
Jeffrey Maier
The Barber
Japan

[Foster]

Ok...I've now updated the Mikeyboy List

Grey Hoody
Matty Fridays
Jeffrey Maier
The Barber
Japan

thats only 127,433,498 people, not really that bad

[Reynolds]

Hi Mafia Life Chris,

We don't like you on the air cause your voice is hard for Japanese people to understand.
We didn't like Elvis Mitchell cause he was fucking boring. I forgot, we also like that woman who talks about movies. I forgot her name but she's some type of film snob reviewer, Oh, we also love Gail O that we can hear sometimes. We can't get XM in Japan so we have to download it and play it via mp3 in our office of 12 people.

Apparently, "White Noise" is big over there.

[Death Metal Moe]

No one cares what Japan wants or likes.

Fuck 'em.

[Chigworthy]

No one cares what Japan wants or likes.

Fuck 'em.

What about Japanese death metal?:
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[GreatAmericanZero]

No one cares what SpreadtheIris wants or likes.

Fuck 'em.

fixed it for you

[Reynolds]

fixed it for you

Ouch, that hurts... Ill go back into hiding.

[oldladyfacepuncher]

I got your back mikeyboy. Post this as your reply:

ore no chinpo tabenasai.

Translation: Thank you very much for your kind and considerate words. You honor me. I will work hard in the future to became a more honorable radio personality. Long live the Emperor.



The only one on that list that makes sense is Franklin, because he talks slow, clearly, and never uses slang or idioms. No way can they follow blowhard, understand Big A, or refrain form disemboweling themselves when Patti is on.

[reillyluck]

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Japanese Pussy.

[HBox]

What about Japanese death metal?:
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Best get out of my WAAAAAY
Pendulum is swinging back the other WAAAAAY

[mikeyboy]

I'm going to go smash my Wii.

[Snoogans]

they love Uncle Jesse is Japan too.

[Don Stugots]

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Japanese Pussy.

\ /

japanese eyes.

[yojimbo7248]

Before this morning, I didn't know that SpreadTheIris existed. I saw this thread and thought, cool, some posters from the Land of the Rising Sun on STI so I signed up. I have been looking it over a bit and there are some really angry people on it. Did I just catch it on a bad morning? Could someone describe SpreadTheIris a bit? I am fully expecting some biased responses but how would you describe the differences between ronfez.net and spreadtheiris? Even when there are serious disagreements about religion or politics, everyone on ronfez.net stays fairly civil. Sure there are some serious pricks on ronfez.net but based on what I have read, there seems to be a lighter tone here. Am I being fair in thinking there are more assholes in STI?
I don't even know what a wackbag is so I am saving that for another day.

[Kevin]

I didn't know Gvac has become the prime minister of Japan. No wonder he never posts anymore.

[Tall_James]

Japan Hates Mikeyboy

I call "BULLSHIT"!

This was a very popular television sitcom in Japan...

http://www.brutallo.com/ohmikey4web.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

What about Japanese death metal?:
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HOLY FUCKING HELL! What IS this shit?!?!?!

That is NOT Japanese Death Metal. Here is some Vomit Remnants. We played with these guys back in like 2001 or 2003 at the Ohio Deathfest. These fucking guys rocked HARD.

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RIP Metal Brothers. Wish the band was still around.

[Death Metal Moe]

An album cut (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4btEa6Hfkk)

Just found a Vomit Remnants album cut. It's a Youtube video with just their logo and a track off their CD. Much better quality, they creator wouldn't allow embeding for some reason.

[Doogie]

Reading this list reminds me that we dropped too few atomic bombs on this nation...

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Makes sense. Why would Japan like American Idol and that's Mikey's favourite show?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Reynolds, are you the new Flea, propagating shitty threads from your own home board here?

She posted on STI. Mikey's a member of STI. If we care what goes on at STI, we'd look over there.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Before this morning, I didn't know that SpreadTheIris existed. I saw this thread and thought, cool, some posters from the Land of the Rising Sun on STI so I signed up. I have been looking it over a bit and there are some really angry people on it. Did I just catch it on a bad morning? Could someone describe SpreadTheIris a bit? I am fully expecting some biased responses but how would you describe the differences between ronfez.net and spreadtheiris? Even when there are serious disagreements about religion or politics, everyone on ronfez.net stays fairly civil. Sure there are some serious pricks on ronfez.net but based on what I have read, there seems to be a lighter tone here. Am I being fair in thinking there are more assholes in STI?
I don't even know what a wackbag is so I am saving that for another day.

How well a messageboard is run all depends on the strength of its owners and mods. That's all you need to know about the differences between RF.net and other boards.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'd be willing to bet that this Japanese Member's IP address resolves to a comcast server somewhere in North Jersey.

[mikeyboy]

Reynolds, are you the new Flea, propagating shitty threads from your own home board here?

She posted on STI. Mikey's a member of STI. If we care what goes on at STI, we'd look over there.

Ugh.

Seriously.

Ugh.

Again.

Ugh.

Reynolds is a member of good standing here, and has been for quite some time. I honestly think he posted it here because he thought it was kind of funny and not to start inter-board shit.

Ugh.

This really has nothing to do with STI or its owners. That chip on your shoulder is humongous.

[Don Stugots]

http://www.alamedainfo.com/One_Log_House_Redwood_Tree.jpg

he built a house out of it.

heeheeheehee

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ugh.

Seriously.

Ugh.

Again.

Ugh.

Reynolds is a member of good standing here, and has been for quite some time. I honestly think he posted it here because he thought it was kind of funny and not to start inter-board shit.

Ugh.

This really has nothing to do with STI or its owners. That chip on your shoulder is humongous.

It's not inter-board shit. It's like telling a joke about something that happened to people you don't know about.

We don't know who the original user is, and considering STI was the home of Paige, the validity is immediately called into question.

Look, the only board where you can discuss other threads on other sites is really FTB. Otherwise, why should WE care?

This is an inside joke about YOU and users of STI who AREN'T here.

Not an interboard shit, just annoyed because this is a shitty thread. I can't voice my displeasure about it like others do here? Give me a break.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Seriously, Mikey - if I posted a thread here about a thread on MLChris at FTB and funny stuff happening between Freddy and Sink, it's the same goddamn thing.

[RhinoinMN]

Ugh.

Seriously.

Ugh.

Again.

Ugh.

Reynolds is a member of good standing here, and has been for quite some time. I honestly think he posted it here because he thought it was kind of funny and not to start inter-board shit.

Ugh.

This really has nothing to do with STI or its owners. That chip on your shoulder is humongous.


Are you crotchety because Japan hates you?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm more fucking pissed that this thread has gone on for this long and not one fucking Mr. Sparkle reference yet.

[Don Stugots]

It's not inter-board shit. It's like telling a joke about something that happened to people you don't know about.

We don't know who the original user is, and considering STI was the home of Paige, the validity is immediately called into question.

Look, the only board where you can discuss other threads on other sites is really FTB. Otherwise, why should WE care?

This is an inside joke about YOU and users of STI who AREN'T here.

Not an interboard shit, just annoyed because this is a shitty thread. I can't voice my displeasure about it like others do here? Give me a break.

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[mikeyboy]

It's not inter-board shit. It's like telling a joke about something that happened to people you don't know about.

We don't know who the original user is, and considering STI was the home of Paige, the validity is immediately called into question.

Look, the only board where you can discuss other threads on other sites is really FTB. Otherwise, why should WE care?

This is an inside joke about YOU and users of STI who AREN'T here.

Not an interboard shit, just annoyed because this is a shitty thread. I can't voice my displeasure about it like others do here? Give me a break.

Forgive me if I don't choose the creator of the "Unbreakable/Train Wreck" thread as the arbiter of shitty threads. As to whether it's an inside joke, I think the premise posted here is pretty clear. Someone who is Japanese (although I personally always assumed that person was a character) who speaks for a group of Japanese people doesn't like me. That's not inside. That's the joke.

Your unbridled anger towards STI and it's owners has gotten so ridiculous that it's humorous.

[Don Stugots]

Forgive me if I don't choose the creator of the "Unbreakable/Train Wreck" thread as the arbiter of shitty threads. As to whether it's an inside joke, I think the premise posted here is pretty clear. Someone who is Japanese (although I personally always assumed that person was a character) who speaks for a group of Japanese people doesn't like me. That's not inside. That's the joke.

Your unbridled anger towards STI and it's owners has gotten so ridiculous that it's humorous.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/h/hughmorrus/11.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

Forgive me if I don't choose the creator of the "Unbreakable/Train Wreck" thread as the arbiter of shitty threads.



It takes an author of a shitty thread to understand the essence of shitty threads.

As to whether it's an inside joke, I think the premise posted here is pretty clear. Someone who is Japanese (although I personally always assumed that person was a character) who speaks for a group of Japanese people doesn't like me. That's not inside. That's the joke.


Perhaps "inside joke" isn't the term I'm looking for, but it's definitely a "you had to be there" type joke.


Your unbridled anger towards STI and it's owners has gotten so ridiculous that it's humorous.

What anger? I'm trying to save his party.

[Don Stugots]

It takes an author of a shitty thread to understand the essence of shitty threads.



Perhaps "inside joke" isn't the term I'm looking for, but it's definitely a "you had to be there" type joke.



What anger? I'm trying to save his party.

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[RhinoinMN]

Not an interboard shit, just annoyed because this is a shitty thread. I can't voice my displeasure about it like others do here? Give me a break.

The fact that you call this a shitty thread empowers it even more. Maybe the majority of the other members thought it was shitty too and decided not to post in it.

Now there is drama created about it causing members to give it a good look. You kind of ruined your cause.

Personally I could give a shit what Japan thinks of mikeyboy. I could give a shit what mikeyboy's wife thinks of mikeyboy. I do like watching mikeyboy get annoyed though. Ron does too. He writes about it in his blog.

[Tenbatsuzen]

The fact that you call this a shitty thread empowers it even more. Maybe the majority of the other members thought it was shitty too and decided not to post in it.

Now there is drama created about it causing members to give it a good look. You kind of ruined your cause.

Personally I could give a shit what Japan thinks of mikeyboy. I could give a shit what mikeyboy's wife thinks of mikeyboy. I do like watching mikeyboy get annoyed though. Ron does too. He writes about it in his blog.

Well said, I was just looking for a cheap FTB plug.

[A.J.]

I'm more fucking pissed that this thread has gone on for this long and not one fucking Mr. Sparkle reference yet.

"Hello chief, let's talk, why not?"

[mikeyboy]

Well said, I was just looking for a cheap FTB plug.

They don't want it. Don't go and get yourself deleted again.

[Foster]

I'm more fucking pissed that this thread has gone on for this long and not one fucking Mr. Sparkle reference yet.

hey...remember that Mr. Sparkle episode of the Simpsons?:unsure:

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[Hottub]

From an Algerian guy on Whackbag:


Mikeyboy is cool.
:wink:

[Reynolds]

Reynolds, are you the new Flea, propagating shitty threads from your own home board here?

She posted on STI. Mikey's a member of STI. If we care what goes on at Spread the Iris, we'd look over there.

So if you're name was brought up on another board, you wouldn't want to know about it? It was far from a plug, if it was, what would the selling point be? "Hey we've got Asians"? If the words "Spread The Iris" didn't appear in the post you'd have no problem with it, but no doubt someone would ask me where I got the information.

[Don Stugots]

STI, we got chinks.

[Foster]

STI, we got chinks.

I think you mean Japs

[Don Stugots]

I think you mean Japs

what's the difference?

[Foster]

what's the difference?

a body of water, a different culture, and a lot of dislike

[Don Stugots]

a body of water, a different culture, and a lot of dislike

shhh, dont ruin the joke with truths.

[AngryAsianGuy]

You people crazy. Mikeyboy bigger than Cheap Trick at Budokan over here. We love him.

[lleeder]

yet they have no problem comprehending the vocal stylings of Big A?

how curious....

They relate to his problems with the english language.

[Death Metal Moe]

You people crazy. Mikeyboy bigger than Cheap Trick at Budokan over here. We love him.

I nominate AngryAsianGuy as best board character of 2008.

[Foster]

You people crazy. Mikeyboy bigger than Cheap Trick at Budokan over here. We love him.

AngryAsianGuy has a chinese accent

[AngryAsianGuy]

AngryAsianGuy has a chinese accent

You get that from the printed word? Silly American.

[AngryAsianGuy]

I nominate AngryAsianGuy as best board character of 2008.

Domo Arigato Moe. We in Japan think your board's "Aaron Rodgers" is top tuna though!

[Tall_James]

We in Japan think your board's "Aaron Rodgers" is top tuna though!

Yeah, he's pretty awesome. :wub:

[AKA]

Spoon?

[biozombie]

why so angly?

[RhinoinMN]

why so angly?

OOF!

[Sinestro]

Spoon?


No chopstick.

[sink]

Who is Mikeyboy?

[Friday]

Who is sink?

[RoseBlood]

You people crazy. Mikeyboy bigger than Cheap Trick at Budokan over here. We love him.

I nominate AngryAsianGuy as best board character of 2008.

AngryAsianGuy has a chinese accent


I call shenanigans! :annoyed:

A real Asian guy would never have been able to say "Love" so perfectly.

[Friday]

I call shenanigans! :annoyed:

A real Asian guy would never have been able to say "Love" so perfectly.

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[Flea_Man]

I think mikeyboy is a pretty cool guy. eh runs this site and doesnt afraid of anything.

[AngryAsianGuy]

I think mikeyboy is a pretty cool guy. eh runs this site and doesnt afraid of anything.

We hate Flea_Man.

[DiabloSammich]

AngryAsianGuy for mod.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I've changed my mind. With additional of AAG, this thread has now become salvageable.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

We hate Flea_Man.


its thoughts like this that should bridge the gap between us and China

[Foster]

its thoughts like this that should bridge the gap between us and China

even though he sounds chinese, AngryAsianGuy is supposed to be from Japan

[Death Metal Moe]

Domo Arigato Moe. We in Japan think your board's "Aaron Rodgers" is top tuna though!

That is quite all right sir. You honor us with your posts.

I can see why your people find him A #1. He's dreamy.

http://www.allanstanglin.com/wp-content/uploads/11-30aaronrodgers.jpg

He has the looks and skill of a true Samurai of the gridiron.

[Death Metal Moe]

We hate Flea_Man.

And you demonstrate the keen wisdom your people have become world renowned for.

[sarsbusdriver]

AAG You Rule.

Best character out of Osaka since Mr. Fuji


You people crazy. Mikeyboy bigger than Cheap Trick at Budokan over here. We love him.

[AngryAsianGuy]

Female Japanese member of SpreadTheIris wrote this today

Was it FrenchBreadSushi? She crazy.

[Death Metal Moe]

Dude. When you Goggled "Angry Asian" why didn't you use this one instead?

http://www.clubfuji.com/Ash/angry%20asian.jpg

[AngryAsianGuy]

Dude. When you Goggled "Angry Asian" why didn't you use this one instead?

http://www.clubfuji.com/Ash/angry%20asian.jpg

I'm not that angry.

[RhinoinMN]

I'm not that angry.

don't you mean "angwy"?

[Gmann]

Originally Posted by AKA
Spoon?



No chopstick.


This cracked me up

[Westley]

did it? lolol