O&A listening thread for the week of 9/22/15

[DOHO@HOME]

:wacko::nono::thumbup::down::surrender::lolOH NO:flush:

[MIKEYDAKEN]

wow you know a line has been crossed when jimmy is speechless

[Hottub]

She has the shitsies.:flush:

[MIKEYDAKEN]

She has the shitsies.:flush:

god i can't wait for the comeback to this. so far we know she is a ambien sleepwalker who burns tea pots, a pyro and she has no control of her bung piece this can only get better for the listeners

[Hottub]

I hope they continue this on XM

[Edwin]

Just so messed up.

[JimmieHats]

Glad I hadn't had breakfast yet...

[futool]

Ha ha....Jill Nicoleakie
:clap::lol::thumbup::flush:
Ohhh this needs to make the Google Hot Treads list.

[Edwin]

Niban: Jill is leaky.

[Baby DEW Year]

They will talk about the breakup longer than the actual relationship lasted.

[hexy68]

that might explain why Jill travels around with 15 bags of luggage everywhere :flush:

[futool]

that might explain why Jill travels around with 15 bags of luggage everywhere :flush:

:clap::clap::clap:

[~Katja~]

love how Jimmy COMPLETELY stays out of this bashing.

While this is funny I also think it effects her very much. Given that she resorts to diet pills and plastic surgery to keep up that pretty picture of herself, I think she does not have the highest self esteem and someone publicly attacking these shortfalls will hurt her more than Ant is intending here.

[Solace666]

Hot?

[~Katja~]

Pat Duffy's niece or nephew will have to live on formula today...

[hexy68]

Ben & Jerry's (.)(.) ice cream.....whaaa!!

[red_red_red]

love how Jimmy COMPLETELY stays out of this bashing.

While this is funny I also think it effects her very much. Given that she resorts to diet pills and plastic surgery to keep up that pretty picture of herself, I think she does not have the highest self esteem and someone publicly attacking these shortfalls will hurt her more than Ant is intending here.
well the wiser person would not have held items for ransom, too damn bad

[futool]

well the wiser person would not have held items for ransom, too damn bad

Especially one how has a tendency to shit da bed...

[ToiletCrusher]

http://www.buffnet.net/~paulk/tnashow.html


check out T&A with O&A here in the buffalo.

[Freitag]

Visualizing Anthony as Woltz has been cracking me up all morning.

[RAAMONE]

http://www.buffnet.net/~paulk/tnashow.html


check out T&A with O&A here in the buffalo.

NSFW next time

[ToiletCrusher]

If they spoof R'n'F again, will David have any clue what is going on?

[Freitag]

So who's leaving the show?

It's either Derek or Sam. E-Rock was eliminated.

[Edwin]

David is living proof that religion is for the rubes.

[~Katja~]

by wine he means THIS

http://www.badgerwest.com/images/ManischewitzConcord3LTR.jpg

that's not wine in the sense of wine

[Furtherman]

Ha ha....Jill Nicoleakie

I missed it... Anthony spilled this detail in retailiation to the newspaper article?

[JPMNICK]

what did the newspaper article say?

[~Katja~]

at 26 it is up to him how strongly he wants to observe his religion. if he cares what his parents think... wow, no wonder he is a virgin.

[~Katja~]

I missed it... Anthony spilled this detail in retailiation to the newspaper article?

is there a link? I want to read it.

[IamFogHat]

at 26 it is up to him how strongly he wants to observe his religion. if he cares what his parents think... wow, no wonder he is a virgin.

We'd all be dead now if it wasn't for him.

[futool]

The article from the NY Daily News:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/09/26/2008-09-26_opie_and_anthony_host_anthony_cumia_caug.html

Lady Resin Rules

Here's the link

[KingGeno]

Article:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/09/26/2008-09-26_opie_and_anthony_host_anthony_cumia_caug.html

Jill Nicolini has a leaky butt hole.

[ToiletCrusher]

patty should just say she is a jew

[red_red_red]

at 26 it is up to him how strongly he wants to observe his religion. if he cares what his parents think... wow, no wonder he is a virgin.
he's like a child, for someone who lives in NYC, he sounds like he doesn't get out much, it's all about being a jew for him

[ToiletCrusher]

Patty + David = most literal and least funny conversation ever.

[Lady Resin]

he's like a child, for someone who lives in NYC, he sounds like he doesn't get out much, it's all about being a jew for him

He actually lives in West Orange NJ. There are alot of Jews in that town.

[KingGeno]

Betcha Patti's crotch looks like a high school play curtain. Just a complete mess of blarg.

[Friday]

He actually lives in West Orange NJ. There are alot of Jews in that town.

They have a fantastic JCC in West Orange.

and when you do a show there, you don't have performances on Fridays.

I <3 jews!

[Furtherman]

Before it's removed from her Wikipedia page:

On May 20, 2008 she began dating shock jock and fellow Long Islander Anthony Cumia of the Opie and Anthony Show, though it appears that the relationship has ended as of August of 2008 due to his infidelity.

She currently is in a relationship with Hedge Fund Manager and owner Joseph Di Virgilio an expert in alternative energy and natural resources. It remains yet to be seen, when this relation ends, what she will steal and hold for ransom, and what will be destroyed.

Jill is seemingly unstable, going through Mr. Cumia's Amex statements looking for possible moments of infidelity. In addition, she took Mr. Cumia's Escalade, EZ-Pass and laptop (assumedly belonging to Mr. Cumia) and held the last two items for 'ransom'.

While retrieving her items from Mr. Cumia's home, Ms. Nicoline had a Fatal Attraction moment when she took Mr. Cumia's lady-friend's items and burnt them in his fancy new firepit.

In order to retrieve HIS items that were STOLEN by Ms. Nicolini, Mr. Cumia had to pay $1,000 in what amounts to extortion money to pay for Ms. Nicolini's dry cleaning and camera that SHE lost while at his home.She also can fix the oil problem with her ass.

She uses a fat blocking drug , which causes her anus to leak fat all over Mr. Cumia's bed, resembling an upside down pizza

[BrodieBanky]

"Stuck in the Middle With You"


WRONG!!!!!

[~Katja~]

Before it's removed from her Wikipedia page:

save the screen shot!

[~Katja~]

oh man

[edit] U.S. Oil Crisis
Republicans are currently debating whether or not to drill her anus in order to alleviate the current oil crisis in the U.S. It's estimated that if this natural resource were tapped, it could meet the country's oil demands for at least 27 years. Perhaps more than that.

[futool]

save the screen shot!

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4664/scr9346587tb0.jpg

[futool]

Wow Steve, You better check yourself fool.

[El Mudo]

At the age of 24, Nicolini won the title of Miss Long Island 2002. When the contest organizers discovered that she had posed for Playboy (under the name "Jill Nicoleaky" in their Fall 2001 College Girls Special Edition), not only did she have to relinquish her crown, she was also rendered ineligible to compete in the Miss New York pageant.


that just made me laugh out loud

[futool]

The Wiki page is fucking hysterical & getting updated by the second.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/7176/scr9588485qs2.jpg

[~Katja~]

I am screen capping it as well... there are changes by the minute... hilarious
FACE

[El Mudo]

She uses a fat blocking drug which causes her anus to leak fat all over Mr. Cumia's bed, resembling an upside down pizza. Her cunt must smell like a Burger King grease dumpster.

Jill has breast implants that are described to feel like a bald cap full of gravy from a driveway.

Ron and Fez Noon to 3

Box o' wine, 3 rights make a left, I wanna go home.

2 girls for every boy!!!!! Fruncckusss!!

I like turtles

Whats wrong with the Whore we got....she leak pretty good!!!...Whats the name of some of dem other whores.....Jennifer....melinda

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNN..... t

:clap:

[~Katja~]

her wiki page needs pictures

[JimmieHats]

Anyone know who the FBA chick with her bf was?

[~Katja~]

Anyone know who the FBA chick with her bf was?

I asked the same... especially since it's a couple??
did dirty joe make it back to NY?

[hexy68]

this is boring jimmy...move on :wallbash:

[ralphbxny]

These fights alway sidetrack the show.

[~Katja~]

starting to feel a bit bad for her
http://i33.tinypic.com/24298p4.jpg

[futool]

starting to feel a bit bad for her
http://i33.tinypic.com/24298p4.jpg

Aww don't feel too bad. They are already gone.

[~Katja~]

This article cites many Opie and Anthony Show references and sources. Please help improve this article by adding show related jokes from unreliable sources. Unverifiable material may be read on-air.

haha- wiki is going wild

[Baby DEW Year]

Aww don't feel too bad. They are already gone.

They edited and removed all of the nasty stuff in the nicknames and the relationship story, but the US oil crisis stuff about drilling her anus is still there.

[KingGeno]

They edited and removed all of the nasty stuff in the nicknames and the relationship story, but the US oil crisis stuff about drilling her anus is still there.

It will pop-up again. Keeps going and coming back.

[~Katja~]

this made me LOL

EAST SIDE DAVE just threw shit in the Wikipedia servers causing temporary loss of Wikipedia data. Please wait while we mop up. [edit] External links

[ralphbxny]

They just shut down Jill's Wiki page and it reads...

EAST SIDE DAVE just threw shit in the Wikipedia servers causing temporary loss of Wikipedia data. Please wait while we mop up.

[JPMNICK]

double post, see below

[JPMNICK]

Whats wrong with the Whore we got....she leak pretty good!!!...Whats the name of some of dem other whores.....Jennifer....melinda

who ever posted that made me fucking laugh so hard at work i am embarrassed

[~Katja~]

jill left a message???
Still in disbelief that he's bragging about how cool it was to have this 20yr old in his bedroom meanwhile I left only to come back I mean I was practically living there. But it taught me a lessen and I sure I deserve so much better and karma will come around!

Please don't believe all the things that he says on the air though like this am I was so disgusted..yes keith came over to give me $1 but for what? For the $429 camera that he was replacing that got stolen form his house and $600 worth of dry cleaning form this place in NYC which he made me bring my clothes to, 3 months ago! So it has nothing to do with me trying to get money from him! It's just what he was supposed to do until I caught him cheating! I am not into his money and never have been trust me! I never asked for or received anything but well love (hahah so I thought) dinners and he did take me clothes shopping 2x :)

Oh and as for the burning of the clothes..keith was there and thought it was brilliant! LOL I only did this because when I came to his house (the day after the party) I wanted to clean out my stuff my cats all this I had to get in my car and well I found all of her clothes in his closet. She was a 20yr old fan who is friends with Danny from Canada..yes skanky as hell with pink hair spider tattoo and face piercings but who ever upgrades when they cheat lol..anyways he admitted he was keeping her stuff there and the nights I wasn't over she was for those 3 weeks! YEP! When I caught her in the closet she admitted that it wasn't the first time they had sex (Aug 16th) it was ongoing for 3 weeks prior! I had some intuitive feelings something wasnt't right and confronted him. He blamed it on the fact he was stressed and taking xanax cause of his contract negotiations..and well I continued to believe him! :( And btw there was no ashes. of this girls' grandfather in her bags I went through it all, please your grandfather lived in canada for god sake! That's just part of his bit!

Anyways on to the future and over with the past..I really appreciate this email.

Have a great day!!!

Jill :)

[NewYorkDragons80]

I missed it... Anthony spilled this detail in retailiation to the newspaper article?

If I was as hyper-sensitive about airing personal shit as Anthony is, I'd be REALLY careful about letting that genie out of the bottle.

[RAAMONE]

this is the longest O&A listening thread i've ever seen

[~Katja~]

this guy must be Nostradamus

http://i37.tinypic.com/esvyat.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

If I was as hyper-sensitive about airing personal shit as Anthony is, I'd be REALLY careful about letting that genie out of the bottle.

I'd first try to remember if Jill took a pic of me showing off my Nazi memorabilia.

[Furtherman]

this is the longest O&A listening thread i've ever seen

This is the funniest XM show they've had in a long time.

[Freitag]

Isn't it bad for someone with a weak heart to take Xanax?

[~Katja~]

I'd first try to remember if Jill took a pic of me showing off my Nazi memorabilia.

if she did it probably vanished with the camera drowning in the pool and later disappearing.

if they were smart they would have taken the memory card out right away...

[MIKEYDAKEN]

this guy must be Nostradamus

http://i37.tinypic.com/esvyat.jpg

come on a blind man could have seen it coming. the o&a hardcores love beating on people jokes and things. it makes us feel better

[MIKEYDAKEN]

Isn't it bad for someone with a weak heart to take Xanax?

if that is the case he should not be fucking 20 year olds either.

[~Katja~]

come on a blind man could have seen it coming. the o&a hardcores love beating on people jokes and things. it makes us feel better

sorry, I should have added this ;) or this :bye:

[ralphbxny]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/a-1971-soul-dance.jpg


:smoke:

[JPMNICK]

this ass leak thing has me so gnarled i might only eat 1/2 my lunch today

[Lady Resin]

this ass leak thing has me so gnarled i might only eat 1/2 my lunch today

It's going to be awhile before I eat pizza again. :unsure:

[DolaMight]

It's going to be awhile before I eat pizza again. :unsure:

Not me, I'm still getting pizza tonight as planned.


Question: How did Rush and Malloy ever find out about this? How did they find out? How?

[~Katja~]

I actually think it would be a hilarious prank to spike someones meal or drink with those Alli pills... imagine them waking up in a puddle of shit?



seriously though, when you know about the side effect of that pill and have experienced it before, why not wear some sort of protection (like a pad or something) on those nights.

[DolaMight]

seriously though, when you know about the side effect of that pill and have experienced it before, why not wear some sort of protection (like a pad or something) on those nights.

Jill looks like the type who has to wear a thong no matter what the occasion. Unless...does Depends make thongs?

[~Katja~]

Jill looks like the type who has to wear a thong no matter what the occasion. Unless...does Depends make thongs?

well, there are thong panty liners, but when you have ass leakage you have no choice but keep your panties on... boyshorts or something...



* and I do know you were being sarcastic

[ralphbxny]

This morning I was Watching WB11 and I have to agree with Ant...they are taking shots at him.

[Freitag]

Ant steped on Jim's line, but it was brilliant:

"You dealt with a border skirmish with thermonuclear weapons."

[~Katja~]

breast size has nothing to do with the amount of milk being produced.

Is it weird that if I was still nursing I totally would have donated milk for this bit?

[Lady Resin]

This morning I was Watching WB11 and I have to agree with Ant...they are taking shots at him.


I had it on also but on mute. As Ant spilled (no pun intended) I kept turning around to watch Jill's expression. I'm sure somebody at the studio was listening. I can't wait to read the NY papers over the weekend.

[Friday]

again... sitting at my desk laughing like a maniac over here.

everyone else but one person has gone for the day and he came over to ask what is the matter with me because apparently a person randomly cracking up at their desk is not normal behaviour.... lolol.

:lol:

[Manster72]

HoooHooo. Jill is ripping off no filter Paul.

Had Master Po made the exchange and not Keith the cop would he have kicked her like Dave?

[ralphbxny]

again... sitting at my desk laughing like a maniac over here.

everyone else but one person has gone for the day and he came over to ask what is the matter with me because apparently a person randomly cracking up at their desk is not normal behaviour.... lolol.

:lol:

Because I do that so often and I am never in my office, so they just think I am a weido anywhere I go.

[Lady Resin]

$20,000 for a backyard party?:ohmy:

[SP1!]

I thought anthony dumping this chick was dumb at the time but he held out longer than I would have, but still the chick hes banging during that time is skanky.

I have however flipped on my opinion, if I was in anthony's shoes it would be easier just to screw women than to have a relationship, especially if shes what there is to choose from up there.

But I do think hes wrong, shes not really an upgrade, unless you are looking for an escort to the Aryan rally.

[Lady Resin]

It sounds like Jimmy is sitting the corner in the fetal postion rocking back and forth waiting for a bowl of spaghetti hit the wall.

[MisterSmith]

Not me, I'm still getting pizza tonight as planned.


Question: How did Rush and Malloy ever find out about this? How did they find out? How?

Anthony talked about it a lot on the radio, so it was probably pretty easy for Rush & Malloy to find out about it.

[Lady Resin]

Whoa this is so uncomfortable hearing it the second time. But even funnier.

[SP1!]

Anthony talked about it a lot on the radio, so it was probably pretty easy for Rush & Malloy to find out about it.

Who is rush and malloy?

[Lady Resin]

Who is rush and malloy?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/rush_molloy/index.html

[Furtherman]

Jimmy: "Fuck the Sabbath, you're 26!" :lol:

[Lady Resin]

Catholics aren't suppose to eat meat on Friday's during Lent. Safood does rock though. :thumbup:

[DolaMight]

Anthony talked about it a lot on the radio, so it was probably pretty easy for Rush & Malloy to find out about it.

Who doesn't love literal Mister Smith. Can I have your autograph?

[Sloppy2nds]

This is the reason Jimmy can't keep a relationship longer than 6 months.

[MisterSmith]

Who doesn't love literal Mister Smith. Can I have your autograph?

:laugh: Thank you, I was really hoping somebody would get that.

[MisterSmith]

IMO Steve is a complete retard. He is just not an effective EP because he doesn't pay attention to what the talent wants and doesn't get what makes a good live show. They barely do any regular production pieces anyway.

I would much rather have a better live show than some crappy sweeper or "I hate women" production piece. :wallbash:

[Sloppy2nds]

IMO Steve is a complete retard. He is just not an effective EP because he doesn't pay attention to what the talent wants and doesn't get what makes a good live show. They barely do any regular production pieces anyway.

I would much rather have a better live show than some crappy sweeper or "I hate women" production piece. :wallbash:

C'mon, the talent isn't happy unless they're bitching about the staff. Jimmy is relentless, sometimes you just gotta walk away.

[Heather 8]

C'mon, the talent isn't happy...

Coulda stopped right there.

[chili]

IMO Steve is a complete retard. He is just not an effective EP because he doesn't pay attention to what the talent wants and doesn't get what makes a good live show. They barely do any regular production pieces anyway.

I would much rather have a better live show than some crappy sweeper or "I hate women" production piece. :wallbash:

I know that it's just part of the show to bash the fuck out of Steve, and I know Ron is half joking when he makes fun of the O&A staff, but it really does seem like they have a power vacuum away from the mics. They have a shitton of staff and nothing gets done. Part of the reason is nobody respects the leadership - Steve, but also because Steve is an ineffective leader by and large.

[Sue_Bender]

I know that it's just part of the show to bash the fuck out of Steve, and I know Ron is half joking when he makes fun of the O&A staff, but it really does seem like they have a power vacuum away from the mics. They have a shitton of staff and nothing gets done. Part of the reason is nobody respects the leadership - Steve, but also because Steve is an ineffective leader by and large.


Large, indeed.

[hunnerbun]

Large, indeed.

Looking in the mirror again Sue?

[Sue_Bender]

Looking in the mirror again Sue?

I guess I'm literally an "easy target".


Witty stuff, Bung Baby.