Longest no-cum spell

[sr71blackbird]

What was the longest period of time you went without having the Big O?

I just realized it has almost been a week and will that spell will end very shortly

[KingGeno]

Legitimate person to person Big O, or internet porn blurka blurka Big O?

[Chimee]

About 20 minutes.

[Hottub]

Almost a month.

[~Katja~]

you are a chick??? I always thought guys can't control it for that long... it just happens whether they want it or not

[HBox]

From my birth until the first time I masterbated.

[badorties]

From my birth until the first time I masterbated.

pretty much that's it

i had abdominal surgery two years ago, and it was probably a good 10-14 days

[Drunky McBetidont]

when i was 22 i decided to try celibacy for 2 months. no sex or masturbation. i had a calendar and counted down the days. i shot a load that nearly hit the ceiling when it was over and have never tried abstinence since. now that i am in my 14th year of marriage and their are two kids running around the house i tend to only ejaculate about twice a week and it is most often directed in my wife's general vicinity.

[Chigworthy]

when i was 22 i decided to try celibacy for 2 months. no sex or masturbation. i had a calendar and counted down the days. i shot a load that nearly hit the ceiling when it was over and have never tried abstinence since. now that i am in my 14th year of marriage and their are two kids running around the house i tend to only ejaculate about twice a week and it is most often directed in my wife's general vicinity.

Straight Edge?

[Slumbag]

50 days. Not joking.
50 fucking days.
To quote the late great Bill Hicks, when I did "It was like a wax dart shooting out of my dick".

[commish13]

Probably a week and a half, but it wasn't an intentional thing. I know I've definitely gone at least 6 days on vacation before (and that was at like the height of my young masturbation career), and the first night back at home was unbelievable.

But yeah, it's probably more than a week but under two weeks. Eventually I think I'm gonna give it a try and see how long I can go, because I know that recently I didn't whack it for like 5 days and didn't even realize it until masturbation came up in a conversation and I was like "shit, you just gave me something to do when this is over with". And that was nice.

And this entire post was boring. Move on without me.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

pretty much that's it

i had abdominal surgery two years ago, and it was probably a good 10-14 days

Shit I dunno if I'd be able to do that. They could surgically remove my hands and I'd just start barrel rolling in the hospital bed and see what happens.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Straight Edge?

actually it was my last year in philosophy as an undergraduate and i wanted to see if lao tsu was onto something. fucking taoists and the tao te ching messing with me. i should have studied hindu and learned the kama sutra. wasted youth.

http://www.e-junkie.com/ej/media/content/1267.jpg

[Contra]

Since I started masterbating, maybe three or four days. Vacations never stopped me.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

back to back cruises with co worker and no fiancee (wife)

I shared a room with him and did not feel comfy j/o ing

16 days


during week 2, was very close to cheating, but did not

[weekapaugjz]

Since discovering the joys of jacking at a young age, the longest was a week during a youth leadership camp. I didn't want to jack with anyone else in the room.

[TheMojoPin]

11 days. I thought I was blasting out vital organs when I finally did.

[Grim Tim]

My cousin talked openly about an experiment in which he would exert such control over his carnal instincts that he would empty himself of sexual thought and refused to masturbate.

Citing a disconcerting pressure between his hips and a close call with a dream starring Kimmy Gibbler, his streak ended (or began, I suppose) at four months.

[A.J.]

I'm saving my precious bodily fluids so I won't lose my essence.

[oldladyfacepuncher]

Umm, did I just read 19 posts of guys talking about jacking off?

[biggestmexi]

13 seconds

[Misteriosa]

i didnt have sex til i was 19, but im not gonna count that... the longest ive gone without since then was 3 mos.

it was horrible...

[Knowledged_one]

2 weeks while my body adjusted to Paxil

[drjoek]

Pretty funny line on The Office last night by Michael Scott. " I went 28 years without having sex then another 7 after that"

[ahhdurr]

One time - I made a bet with my friends that I could go for 40 days with no sexual activity of any kind.

Wackiness ensued.

[SatCam]

havent jacked it since monday:down:

[GreatAmericanZero]

i did a week recently but then my power went out and it was the only thing entertaining to do (and boy did i make up for that)

I doubt its my longest, I'm sure when i started college and i lived in a dorm room i lasted a long time

[Bossanova]

This thread is filled with insanity. For shame!

[TheMojoPin]

I doubt its my longest, I'm sure when i started college and i lived in a dorm room i lasted a long time

That's when my longest was, too. Those 11 days were some of the most stressful in my life, largely due to the drought.

Poor Sara.

[britneypablo]

i take it back i take it back i am so sorry for your problems hope they clear up soon!

[TheMojoPin]

its been almost a month without a man....i have been a sappy sack of shit about it so I havent even been horny which it totally unlike me, but i think im just stressed with work and that dude was just in the right place at the right time to begin with....i assume this dry spell will continue for a long time as that I am stayin single till i am with someone i can be with for a long time (like finding The One...or that fairytale ending type thing)

this time is def the longest its been since the beginning of time

I'm willing to concede that you're not a dude if you're willing to concede what you just posted about doesn't even come close to what the rest of us have been talking about.

I have zero sympathy for a woman who isn't getting any.

[WampusCrandle]

went from jan. 1st to almost mid feb. - my friends and i tried it after we saw "the Contest" episode. ..... i dont like knowing my friends masturbatory schedule.

[britneypablo]

i take it back i take it back i am so sorry for your problems hope they clear up soon!

[TheMojoPin]

maybe i am confused but arent we discussing when the last orgasm was....and considering i havent gotten any and i am too "depressed" to masturbate then i am sayin this is the longest i have gone without either which means i havent gotten to girl-cum am i wrong still? if i am wrong then i am wrong and i admit it!

This is Ronfez.net: it's clearly dudes talking about other dudes jizzing, as per usual.

And even so, it's still not the same. Not even close. A woman going any period of time without sex or orgasm or whatever is a fucking cake walk compared to a guy doing the same.

[britneypablo]

This is Ronfez.net: it's clearly dudes talking about other dudes jizzing, as per usual.

And even so, it's still not the same. Not even close. A woman going any period of time without sex or orgasm or whatever is a fucking cake walk compared to a guy doing the same.

ok fair enough....but im not used to this so i figured it sucked almost as bad

[ahhdurr]

i havent gotten to girl-cum am i wrong still? if i am wrong then i am wrong and i admit it!

Use "girl - cum" in reference to yourself again and no one will care. in fact that whole post was about the fact that you used girl-cum in a sentence.

[britneypablo]

im wrong im wrong im wrong im sorry you are all going through no cum spells i hope you dont explode in a wet dream by accident GEEZ!

[TheMojoPin]

DO YOU SEE?!?!

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE BLUE BALLS THE WARRIOR?!?!?






















Gaaaaaaaaah!

[britneypablo]

my feelings are thoroughly hurt I HOPE YOUR HAPPY! :(

[ahhdurr]

im wrong im wrong im wrong im sorry you are all going through no cum spells i hope you dont explode in a wet dream by accident GEEZ!

(that doesn't say girl-cum)

[sr71blackbird]

After I made my post my dry spell ended. Now its been less than 24 rs and I feel like I am going to pop unless I do it again!

[GreatAmericanZero]

its weird, its like..the longer you go without cumming, the better it feels when you cum, but it feels so good that you just want to cum as soon as possible

its a vicious cycle

[cougarjake13]

3 weeks b/c i felt i was jacking too much

[chili]

As long as I can remember the longest I've gone without jacking or sex was about 4 days. I remember when I lived in a foreign student dorm in St. Petersburg, Russia sharing a bathroom with about 8 other people and we'd pass around some cheap porn mag with a Silvia Saint photospread just to get off. Then we discovered the strip club Golden Dolls on Nevsky Prospekt where you could basically get the stippers to do whatever you wanted for a price. Everything was listed on a "crazy menu" as they called it. Good times.

[MacVittie]

Probably about 3 months.

[yojimbo7248]

If I don't cum in two day or three, I get blue balls that are seriously uncomfortable. If I need to, I can fight through it and then it is OK. If I can get past that blue balls stage, it is so great when I do come. I also find I am more in control of my sex drive at that 2 to 3 week after last come stage. I don't have that same urge to jack immediately if I get turned on by a woman and I don't think about sex as much. I have never gone beyond three weeks so i don't know what that uncharted territory is like.