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GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:00 PM
allright, the debate is an hour away. Lets discuss it in real time (and some of us more "fun" .netters will drink during it)

heres a fun little drinking game


drink when

when either candidate starts to speak after being asked a question
either candidate says the word "change"

drink twice when

the word "afghanistan" or "iraq" is mentioned
President Bush's name is mentioned
McCain uses the term "Liberal"
the word "experience" is said
a candidate mentions their wife's name (michelle or cindy)
either candidate refers to the moderator by name
the candidates talk to eachother

take a shot if

Ted Kennedy dies during debate
a candidate swears
either candidate vomits and/or faints
a candidate breaks into tears
a candidate shits their pants noticeably
sarah palin is referred to as a "cunt"
Obama is called a "nigger"
McCain is called a "Cracka ass crack" or "a honky motherfucker"

JPMNICK
09-26-2008, 04:02 PM
what time does it start?

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:05 PM
what time does it start?

in an hour, 9pm EST

im opening up my first "Samuel Adams Cream Stout" now.

which network channel should i watch this on? I have all the network channels in HD

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 04:05 PM
gaz.. you MUST include the "saying Jim" rule. Leaher is the mod for the debate... his name is bound to be used during the nite

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:06 PM
gaz.. you MUST include the "saying Jim" rule. Leher is the d=mod for the debate... his name is bound to be used during the nite

i did include it..drink twice

i just said moderator's name instead of Jim's

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 04:08 PM
oh ok... i missed it then :o

ive got some sam adams summer ale cooling in the fridge and im throwing in some octoberfest in the fridge just in case.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:09 PM
oh ok... i missed it then :o

ive got some sam adams summer ale cooling in the fridge and im throwing in some octoberfest in the fridge just in case.

i got 2 6-packs of "Sam Adams Cream Stout" (which is the closest beer i've had to Guiness on tap in bottle form) a 6 pack of "Jack's pumpkin spice ale" and a 6 pack of some kinda amber beer with a fire engine on it that was on sale at the supermarket

right now i have on "are you smarter than a fifth grader" so i can lose all of my intelligence self-esteem before it begins

King Hippos Bandaid
09-26-2008, 04:12 PM
oooh getting my bacardi and diet ready

~Katja~
09-26-2008, 04:12 PM
i got 2 6-packs of "Sam Adams Cream Stout" (which is the closest beer i've had to Guiness on tap in bottle form) a 6 pack of "Jack's pumpkin spice ale" and a 6 pack of some kinda amber beer with a fire engine on it that was on sale at the supermarket

right now i have on "are you smarter than a fifth grader" so i can lose all of my intelligence self-esteem before it begins

I have a bottle of Tito's vodka, but since it looks like there won't be any shots tonight I guess I will just go out instead ;D

biozombie
09-26-2008, 04:13 PM
Good plan, GAZ. I've got a 6 pack of Tecate on standby.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:13 PM
I have a bottle of Tito's vodka, but since it looks like there won't be any shots tonight I guess I will just go out instead ;D

i have a bottle of titos vodka in my freezer too! I drank a quarter of it with sunny D and vomited. i'm sure ill drink the rest one day

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:26 PM
i think having a "get drunk" thread during the presidential debate is the most American thing to ever happen

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 04:32 PM
oooh getting my bacardi and diet ready

so the two pounds of deep fried bacon are just a snack?


seriously, why bother with diet at this point? accept your fate big man

~Katja~
09-26-2008, 04:33 PM
i think having a "get drunk" thread during the presidential debate is the most American thing to ever happen

it bridges the gap between blue and white collars

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 04:35 PM
i think having a "get drunk" thread during the presidential debate is the most American thing to ever happen

that and george will writing today that sarah palin can do the right thing for the gop and withdraw her nomination. hockey cunts for exodus!!!

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:36 PM
it bridges the gap between blue and white collars

wow, katja knows this country better than the people who were born here

King Hippos Bandaid
09-26-2008, 04:37 PM
so the two pounds of deep fried bacon are just a snack?


seriously, why bother with diet at this point? accept your fate big man

I have lost 65 lbs in the last 2 years, almost at 200 lbs

I am mad i am drinking soda, i usually drink water

but my weekend Alcholism always kicks in

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:37 PM
that and george will writing today that sarah palin can do the right thing for the gop and withdraw her nomination. hockey cunts for exodus!!!

looks like George Will is George Won't..when it comes to voting for McCain!

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 04:37 PM
ba dum tish...

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:38 PM
I have lost 65 lbs in the last 2 years, almost at 200 lbs

I am mad i am drinking soda, i usually drink water

but my weekend Alcholism always kicks in

i believe that if you eat right during the week, anyone can then do whatever they wont to their bodies on the weekends. But the hardest thing is eating right again come Monday

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:39 PM
i'm watching this 20/20 special now before the debate and they are doing portraits of the candidates...Obama worked in the South Side of Chicago..that has to be as dangerous as Vietnam. And that motherfucker didn't get caught! FACE!

King Hippos Bandaid
09-26-2008, 04:39 PM
i believe that if you eat right during the week, anyone can then do whatever they wont to their bodies on the weekends. But the hardest thing is eating right again come Monday

I usually have bad Sundays, Im tired from the drinking plus football, I tend to eat extra

just added another 2 hour Basketball rental to try and curb this


I get to wear my Air hippos twice a week now

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:40 PM
I usually have bad Sundays, Im tired from the drinking plus football, I tend to eat extra

just added another 2 hour Basketball rental to try and curb this


I get to wear my Air hippos twice a week now

i discovered that chickpeas and ketchup taste like cold french fries

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 04:42 PM
ew...

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:44 PM
i find McCain's POW stories really Hanoi-ing (get it, like "annoying")

King Hippos Bandaid
09-26-2008, 04:44 PM
i discovered that chickpeas and ketchup taste like cold french fries


Randy loves chick peas, he tells me to eat them


I gotta give em a try


I eat a lot of sunflower seeds, am told they are healthy, but they are very fattening

thejives
09-26-2008, 04:45 PM
Hey. We don't even need to have a debate.

John McCain put out ads this morning saying he already won (http://blogs.reuters.com/trail08/2008/09/26/mccain-to-attend-debate-web-ad-claims-victory-already/).

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 04:46 PM
I have lost 65 lbs in the last 2 years, almost at 200 lbs

I am mad i am drinking soda, i usually drink water

but my weekend Alcholism always kicks in

budday, i was just bustin balls. i loves me some hippo and brother randy. long live the twins. :)

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:48 PM
I eat a lot of sunflower seeds, am told they are healthy, but they are very fattening

sunflower seeds are good to eat cuz it takes a while to eat a small portion, so u end up not eating that much but getting full (cuz you feel full before you've eaten too much)

But if you buy those sunflower seeds were the hard stuff is already removed and you can eat handfuls at a time..thats pretty unhealthy

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 04:51 PM
if mccain's inflated cheek springs a leak i say we all get naked and drink a gallon of vinegar. any takers?:drunk:

King Hippos Bandaid
09-26-2008, 04:51 PM
sunflower seeds are good to eat cuz it takes a while to eat a small portion, so u end up not eating that much but getting full (cuz you feel full before you've eaten too much)

But if you buy those sunflower seeds were the hard stuff is already removed and you can eat handfuls at a time..thats pretty unhealthy


gotta have them Davids or Planters in the Shell

its cheating if u buy them out of the shell

plus they lose the roasted taste

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 04:51 PM
9 mins to go.......

Friday
09-26-2008, 04:51 PM
i am playing too.
but i will also be watching the Mets game so I may just end up drinking more by default. *sigh*

ok. going to pour another vodka/cran.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:57 PM
so close. so exciting!

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 04:57 PM
better get my beer out :)

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 04:58 PM
better get my beer out :)

yeah hurry up. jeez

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:00 PM
here is a last minute link to another game version....

http://davethenovelist.wordpress.com/2008/09/25/presidential-debate-drinking-game/

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:01 PM
here is a last minute link to another game version....

http://davethenovelist.wordpress.com/2008/09/25/presidential-debate-drinking-game/

i didnt click the link but mine is better. FACE!

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:02 PM
i panicked cuz i couldnt find my can opener :o

but i made it just in time :clap:

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:02 PM
better get my boobs out :)

fucking american hero you are

biozombie
09-26-2008, 05:03 PM
"Senators...why so cheap, why so gay?"

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:03 PM
if mccain raises his arms above his shoulders i am going to drink my own piss.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:04 PM
jim!! drink!!

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:04 PM
"Senators...why so cheap, why so gay?"

that would indeed be the best.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:05 PM
Obama with the "We have to win the financial crisis. instead of losing" Brilliant

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:05 PM
please let obama wiggle those ears. please.

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:05 PM
I like that they do get to speak directly to each other.

If I'm Obama, I'm gonna try as hard as I can -- without being obvious -- to piss McCain off and get him to snap.

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:05 PM
i want a golden parachute.

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:06 PM
i want a golden parachute.

Yeah, my last severance package was a box to pack up my shit in.

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:07 PM
mccain is a cheater ...going for the sympathy nod with the Ted Kennedy deathwatch!

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:07 PM
im playing three drinking games at once... i better throw some more beers in the freezer

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 05:07 PM
Answer the question, you old fucker.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:07 PM
when obama and mccain start talking - 1 drink each

shake hands - 2 drinks

obama mentioned bush - 2 drinks

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:07 PM
mccain is a cheater ...going for the sympathy nod with the Ted Kennedy deathwatch!

And then pulling the "I can't believe I have to come down here for this instead of being up in Washington saving the world" card.

biozombie
09-26-2008, 05:07 PM
wall street, main street, wall street, main street...

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:08 PM
i want a golden shower.

kinky... :wub:

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:08 PM
Obama has a deep masculine voice....mccain sounds sickly

cougarjake13
09-26-2008, 05:08 PM
did anyone else hear the crickets playing when mc cain started talking about ted kennedy ??

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:08 PM
Answer the question, you old fucker.

thank you... i thought the beer was kicking in already :p

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:09 PM
did anyone else hear the crickets playing when mc cain started talking about ted kennedy ??

Well, to be fair, the audience is specifically forbidden from making any sort of noise as the debate is going on.

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:10 PM
ok.
the 'audience reaction meter' on CNN is hilarious.

the audience was told NOT to react at all. but to be completely silent.

newsy wackadoos.

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:10 PM
speaking of ted kennedy... i am getting some pudding cups ready for the after party

biozombie
09-26-2008, 05:10 PM
thanks for seeing that train wreck coming & not doing shit about it...

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:11 PM
did anyone else hear the crickets playing when mc cain started talking about ted kennedy ??

i was talking to a friend of mine about this..if Ted Kennedy died it would help Obama

Remember in 04 before the election Reagan died, and the RNC was all "Reagan nostalgia". That helped Bush in a big big way i believe

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:11 PM
the wall street/main street rule would have had us getting our stomachs pumped by now :p

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:12 PM
ohh cbs feed went to the split screen. my favorite for debates. the other guys facial expressions are so great in these things.

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:13 PM
speaking of jill nicolini... i am getting some pudding cups ready for the after party

sorry
it had to be done

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:13 PM
im watching ABC

economy is boring talk. they need to talk about something sexier

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:14 PM
america is the best importer of cocaine, hands down
the best producer of marijuana, hands down
the best exporter of cash, hands down

mcain gets 1 point

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 05:15 PM
I thought that this was a debate. They both agree on everything. Goddamn this system is fucked.



I may have started a little early. I'm surly now.:drunk:

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:15 PM
so far it seems like 2 people agreeing with eachother

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:16 PM
I thought that this was a debate. They both agree on everything. Goddamn this system is fucked.



I may have started a little early. I'm surly now.:drunk:

wow we said the same thing, both at 8:15. HIGH FIVE!

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:16 PM
:lol:sorry
it had to be done

:lol::lol:
burn those sheets

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 05:16 PM
McCain made a funny.

biozombie
09-26-2008, 05:16 PM
fuck yeah, i got a pen too, motherfucker! :drunk:

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:17 PM
I may have started a little early. I'm surly now.:drunk:

it can't be helped, darlin. for you are a Met fan.


and why does McCain's top lip not move when he speaks?
that's totally freaking me out, maaaan....

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:17 PM
God, I hate when some Republican blasts a relatively cheap science project when they continued to push the war that's rapidly approaches a trillion dollars in cost.

$3 million to study bears? That would fund the Iraq war for, what, 5 minutes?

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:17 PM
Tax the rich! FUCK ANTHONY CUMIA!

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:18 PM
Tax the rich! FUCK ANTHONY CUMIA!

yeah!! http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/highfive2.gif

biozombie
09-26-2008, 05:19 PM
h8rz!

cougarjake13
09-26-2008, 05:19 PM
i have obama ahead on all 3 cards after round 3


hows bout you ???

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:20 PM
ok ok ok... did anyone else find it HILARIOUS that mccain mentioned not being "miss congeniality"

(i found it funny cuz palin said she was voted that in her last pageant)

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 05:20 PM
and why does McCain's top lip not move when he speaks?


He's like a geriatric Tobey Maguire.

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:20 PM
the whole topic of taxes is a mute point. taxes are a fact of american life and nobody cuts them for private citixens, nobody raises them for private citizens. it is as stupid of a platform as overturning roe v. wade. mute point and bullshit politics

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:21 PM
see, you talk about earmarks and porkbarrell..i think the average american doesnt know whats going on. you say "ill cut taxes for 95% of ya niggas"..thats makes sense to me.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:22 PM
the whole topic of taxes is a mute point. taxes are a fact of american life and nobody cuts them for private citixens, nobody raises them for private citizens. it is as stupid of a platform as overturning roe v. wade. mute point and bullshit politics

i think you mean moot, sweetie http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/mysmilie_2617.gif

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 05:22 PM
it can't be helped, darlin. for you are a Met fan.


and why does McCain's top lip not move when he speaks?
that's totally freaking me out, maaaan....
I did give up on the game tonight. Chipper is IMing me results as it goes.

And, McCain can't move his top lip for the same reason he can't raise his arms or turn his head to address Obama.


His withering body is gradually being replaced by cybernetics.

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:22 PM
I'd love to see a Senator defend earmarks thusly: "Fuck yeah I got my state some earmarks! They created jobs in my state, and gave it good new things that help the people of my state! If I'm from Arizona, I'd ask McCain, 'Why the fuck didn't you get us some earmarks?'"

The attack on "pork-barrel" spending is bullshit when so much of the budget is blown on an idiotic war and, soon, on a bailout for greedy-ass Wall Street assholes.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:23 PM
I did give up on the game tonight. Chipper is IMing me results as it goes.

And, McCain can't move his top lip for the same reason he can't raise his arms or turn his head to address Obama.


His withering body is gradually being replaced by cybernetics.

:lol:

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:24 PM
i think you mean moot, sweetie http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/mysmilie_2617.gif

so blackout is closer than i thought. :)

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 05:24 PM
How long before McCain just explodes and says something inappropriate?

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:25 PM
How long before McCain just explodes and says something inappropriate?

that would be great... steam comes out his ears and he drop rolls onto the floor screaming, "fuck you charlie!! you didnt get me before1! you cant get me again!!"

then he rips out jim leaher's heart out and eats it

biozombie
09-26-2008, 05:25 PM
when do they get to the part where they ask about taking away Anthony's guns?

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:26 PM
this is a FACE-ing contest. who can out-FACE eachother?

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:26 PM
I'd love to see a Senator defend earmarks thusly: "Fuck yeah I got my state some earmarks! They created jobs in my state, and gave it good new things that help the people of my state! If I'm from Arizona, I'd ask McCain, 'Why the fuck didn't you get us some earmarks?'"

The attack on "pork-barrel" spending is bullshit when so much of the budget is blown on an idiotic war and, soon, on a bailout for greedy-ass Wall Street assholes.

you are secretly wishing epo was here, aren't you?

:p

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:27 PM
It's just obvious that McCain despises Obama.

Obama's holding his shit together, McCain's fidgeting and laughing disdainfully.

Obama is cleaning his clock so far.

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:27 PM
when do they get to the part where they ask about taking away Anthony's guns?

that's about as moot a point as Roe vs Wade.
Anthony just brings it up to have a 'valid' reason not to vote for the colored guy.

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:27 PM
you are secretly wishing epo was here, aren't you?

:p
Aren't we all? He's so dreamy.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:28 PM
obama seems to be the only one putting out ideas instead of just pointing and blaming people... i like this graceful way that obama is wiping the floor with mccain.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:29 PM
Aren't we all? He's so dreamy.

:wub:

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:29 PM
at least they both agree that George W. sucked a bag of dicks

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:29 PM
Oh by the way, check this out: http://www.electiontaxes.com/

According to this, I pay significantly more taxes under McCain's plan than Obama's.

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:29 PM
Aren't we all? He's so dreamy.

where is that dreamboat?

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:30 PM
at least they both agree that George W. sucked a bag of dicks

thats a truism at this point...

biozombie
09-26-2008, 05:31 PM
haha, Friday, now I'm thinking about Ron's Biden bit. "Me & a colored guy from work..."

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:31 PM
Oh by the way, check this out: http://www.electiontaxes.com/

According to this, I pay significantly more taxes under McCain's plan than Obama's.

i do too!

*high five*

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:31 PM
haha, Friday, now I'm thinking about Ron's Biden bit. "Me & a colored guy from work..."

I'd totally vote for Ronnie Biden!

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:32 PM
at least they both agree that George W. sucked a bag of dicks

i wish i had been in line for the glory hole. i got fucked and didn't even get a reach around these last eight years:wallbash::furious:

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:32 PM
sheesh... i pay a lot more under mccain... no thanks...

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 05:33 PM
I do like how McCain said Obama had "the most liberal voting record" in the Senate.

I mean that's quite an accomplishment over people like Bernie Sanders. A self-avowed socialist. Or Russ Feingold.

sr71blackbird
09-26-2008, 05:33 PM
I am finding that Mccain is not really well prepared and is not answering the questions well and is instead digging into Obama and Obama is coming across better. I am a little surprised.

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:34 PM
where is that dreamboat?

Brewers game.
I already have texted pictures of the cubs goat and life size sausages gathered at home plate. lol

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:34 PM
I am finding that Mccain is not really well prepared and is not answering the questions well and is instead digging into Obama and Obama is coming across better. I am a little surprised.

Obama looks more, well, Presidential.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:34 PM
I do like how McCain said Obama had "the most liberal voting record" in the Senate.

I mean that's quite an accomplishment over people like Bernie Sanders. A self-avowed socialist. Or Russ Feingold.

but they said the same shit about Kerry in 04! they say that shit about every dem

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:35 PM
i feel like mccain gets flustered when lehrer presses him with follow up questions...

cougarjake13
09-26-2008, 05:35 PM
mcain looks like a muppet

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 05:35 PM
As a republican, I hate that I'm going to vote for Obama. He really is just the lesser of two evils.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:36 PM
mcain looks like a muppet

http://www.bear-town.com/images/for_journal/from-the-balcony.jpg

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 05:36 PM
Go get him McCain!!

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:36 PM
Here's what drives me crazy about the "Socialized medicine!" scare tactic: you ever worked with an insurance company? How is that so much better?

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:38 PM
"orgy of spending"


FACE!

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 05:38 PM
Exactly. Obama faced him on that.

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 05:38 PM
Stop cutting McCain off Obama. Let grandpa speak.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:38 PM
i am dying to leave my job... the only thing that keeps me there is the insurance. and the coverage i get there is not that great, but going without it is worse.

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:38 PM
2nd Miss Congeniality reference.
hmm...

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:39 PM
http://backinasecond.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/1-mccain_bush_hug1.jpg

"Maverick of the Senate"

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:39 PM
he said "maverick"!!

SOCIAL WATERFALL!!!

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:39 PM
gotta run to get a new beer... keep a tab on the rules...

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 05:40 PM
Can someone, anyone explain to me what "Winning in Iraq" would encompass?

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 05:40 PM
http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/top_gun_maverick_tom_cruise_suited.jpg

I change my mind. I'm voting for the maverick.

biozombie
09-26-2008, 05:41 PM
there goes beer #2...

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 05:43 PM
http://backinasecond.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/1-mccain_bush_hug1.jpg



Looks like a retard tent revival.

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 05:43 PM
I think they need to turn up the thermostat in that room. Obama's lips look purple.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:44 PM
seriously, all i had to eat today was a yogurt at 10 am, half an english muffin with peanut butter when i came home from work and a few pieces of free supermarket cheese with toothpicks inbetween. im getting fucked up !

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:45 PM
seriously, all i had to eat today was a yogurt at 10 am, half an english muffin with peanut butter when i came home from work and a few pieces of free supermarket cheese with toothpicks inbetween. im getting fucked up !

i think i had a little more than you... i grabbed some crackers to fend off some damage

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 05:46 PM
What does winning mean?

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:46 PM
Bragging about the surge working is like setting the house on fire when I'm smoking in bed, then managing to regroup and go get a fire extinguisher to put it out after it's burned down half the house.

Yeah, the "surge" worked in reducing violence. But it was our ridiculous, stupid idea to invade the fucking country that caused that violence we had to stop.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:46 PM
Obama is owning McCain like McCain's ancestors owned Obama's ancestors

torker
09-26-2008, 05:46 PM
ya stuttering prick ya

biozombie
09-26-2008, 05:47 PM
I haven't had a drink in about a month before today...
Obama's facing McCain like crazy here.

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 05:47 PM
What does winning mean?

We won. We got Saddam.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:47 PM
wow... obama sounded disgusted with mccain when he said "thats not true"

and lmao gaz :hysterical:

biozombie
09-26-2008, 05:47 PM
Obama is owning McCain like McCain's ancestors owned Obama's ancestors

hahahah, that's brutal!

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:49 PM
Afghanistan mentions... drink drink drink!!

torker
09-26-2008, 05:49 PM
Jim Lehrer looks like a million bucks.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:50 PM
Jim Lehrer looks like a million bucks.

i thought a buck three eighty

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:50 PM
Jim Lehrer looks like a million bucks.

im so glad they picked him... he's a pbs journalist... i feel that it keeps him honest

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 05:50 PM
We won. We got Saddam.

What the fuck does Saddam have to do with anything?

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 05:50 PM
if mccain doesn't stop lying obama will bust him out for shitting the bed

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:51 PM
if mccain doesn't stop lying obama will bust him out for shitting the bed

with an oily discharge?

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:52 PM
with an oily discharge?

Linger Loidgaolihadglkasrlkahsdlkrhalks;rjhr

biozombie
09-26-2008, 05:52 PM
fuck pockyystan.

Snoogans
09-26-2008, 05:53 PM
ive been watching sports, who is winning the debate

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 05:53 PM
Fuck Iran and South Korea.



We're going into Pakistan, baby!

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 05:53 PM
McCain is whipping Obama like Charlie.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:53 PM
clutch the pearls!!! did he just say leaving pakistan was a mistake?!

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:53 PM
white people are so scared, of black people


oh wait, mccain said "blow the TRIGGER"....trigger

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 05:54 PM
ive been watching sports, who is winning the debate
Not the Mets.

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 05:54 PM
McCain was actually Alexander The Great's friend too.

torker
09-26-2008, 05:54 PM
Tallybon?

HBox
09-26-2008, 05:55 PM
15 minutes ago McCain said we need to cut foreign aid because it's going to countries that hate us and possibly to terrorist groups. He just said now he's not prepared to cut aid to Pakistan.

cougarjake13
09-26-2008, 05:55 PM
ive been watching sports, who is winning the debate

george w bush

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 05:55 PM
McCain is whipping Obama like Charlie.

Oh, I get it now. You're here for comic relief.

All clear now.

Friday
09-26-2008, 05:55 PM
ive been watching sports, who is winning the debate

Philly.

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 05:56 PM
"Coming from you, who's talked about extinction for North Korea and sung songs about bombing Iran..."

BA DAH BOOM

PHACE

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 05:57 PM
I think Obama finally gave up on trying to eye McCain. He just started to look over, but stoppped himself.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 05:58 PM
McCain was actually Alexander The Great's friend too.

werd? i heard maccain was trading alexander's secrets to darius of persia

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 05:59 PM
He's going to flash the bracelet.

K.C.
09-26-2008, 05:59 PM
I think Obama won on the early economic stuff.

I think McCain successfully painted Obama into a corner on Iraq, and won that issue (despite my full disagreement with him on it).

I think Obama is winning on Afghanistan.


Not sure about Pakistan, because I"m not sure the general populace has ever expressed an opinion on Pakistan.

It is kind of interesting that Obama is to the right of McCain on Pakistan, though.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 05:59 PM
Obama def is more confident

he has the 'tude!

biozombie
09-26-2008, 06:00 PM
this bracelet story sounds like something the greaseman made up.

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 06:00 PM
They;re both wearing bracets!!!

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 06:01 PM
Obama: Ive got a bracelet too..

that was awesome... hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

biozombie
09-26-2008, 06:01 PM
Obama def is more confident

he has the 'tude!
heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy, he's got that PMA.

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 06:01 PM
this bracelet story sounds like something the greaseman made up.

Waddle doodle, McCain looks bonnnnne drrrrrry

Slingin Lead

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 06:01 PM
Oh, I get it now. You're here for comic relief.

FUBAR.

fixed

booster11373
09-26-2008, 06:01 PM
We are having another Presidential election didnt we just have one 4 years ago?

HBox
09-26-2008, 06:02 PM
OK. Fuck you both for this dueling bracelet bullshit. We get it, you both love the troops and they both love you.

cougarjake13
09-26-2008, 06:02 PM
haha

obama says tal e ban


it sounds funny

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 06:02 PM
McCain is just looking like a mean old bastard. He's barely holding that temper in check.

I sense a major gaffe coming.

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 06:02 PM
McCain got a record. It's going to come up.

booster11373
09-26-2008, 06:03 PM
McCain is gay for Gen. Patraues

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 06:03 PM
anyone else still playing?

am i the only one just plowing thru beers at this point?

cougarjake13
09-26-2008, 06:03 PM
We are having another Presidential election didnt we just have one 4 years ago?

yeh it didnt work

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 06:03 PM
Obama def is more confident

he has the 'tude!
Agreed, Obama definitely carries himself better, but that's how he got to where he is. He's at this point because of a couple of charismatic speeches.

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 06:04 PM
Iran got WMDs and is going to kill the Jews.

biozombie
09-26-2008, 06:04 PM
anyone else still playing?

am i the only one just plowing thru beers at this point?

I can't play games, I'm just drinking...and making rice pudding. I think I put too much cinnamon in there.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 06:04 PM
McCain brought up the holocaust? Fuck that guy

Friday
09-26-2008, 06:04 PM
McCain is just looking like a mean old bastard. He's barely holding that temper in check.

I sense a major gaffe coming.

he really is trying so hard to keep his emotions in check.
all of that smiling shown on the split screen is such a classic cover for someone who cannot keep their anger under wraps convincingly.

anyone else still playing?

am i the only one just plowing thru beers at this point?

i am drinking vodka. :bye:

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 06:04 PM
http://http://www.comixconnection.com/uploaded_images/The_League_of_Extraordinary_Gentlemen_1280x1024-732828.jpg

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 06:05 PM
lets see mccain do this !!!


http://www-personal.arts.usyd.edu.au/sterobrt/hsty3080/StudentWebSites/Nixon%20Obits/nixon5

Friday
09-26-2008, 06:05 PM
I can't play games, I'm just drinking...and making rice pudding. I think I put too much cinnamon in there.

i fucking LOVE rice pudding.

i'm coming over.

booster11373
09-26-2008, 06:05 PM
A league of Democracies?

A League of Justice?

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 06:05 PM
Iran is full of Replublicans

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 06:05 PM
anyone else still playing?

am i the only one just plowing thru beers at this point?
Despite my moniker, I'm keeping up with wine. It's a relatively light debate though. Despite their earlier agreements, it's been quite contentious, and they've actually been discussing relevant topics rather than just spewing drinkable rhetoric.

biozombie
09-26-2008, 06:06 PM
i fucking LOVE rice pudding.

i'm coming over.

New Mexico is pretty far from New Jersey, but there's plenty for everyone!

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 06:07 PM
i am drinking vodka. :bye:

i am drinking my own piss. soon to switch t omy own vomit. this is horrible. give me 1992 back, please.:glurps:

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 06:08 PM
like all drinking games, i played for 2 mins and then just started downing beers on my lonesome. but thats the beauty of it all, no?

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 06:08 PM
I thought Russia was a democracy. A joke democracy, but still a democracy.

Snoogans
09-26-2008, 06:08 PM
anyone else still playing?

am i the only one just plowing thru beers at this point?

tune into the mets game. It RULES right now. Also this looaville UConn game is pretty sick.

FUCK DEBATES THAT ARENT ABOUT SPORTS

cougarjake13
09-26-2008, 06:08 PM
why dont we just assassinate adinawackjob while he's here ???

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 06:09 PM
i fucking LOVE rice pudding.

i'm coming over.

we all love ted kennedy, he was jfk and rfk's brother for godsake.

biozombie
09-26-2008, 06:09 PM
I have never missed the Clinton Administration so much...

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 06:09 PM
Despite my moniker, I'm keeping up with wine. It's a relatively light debate though. Despite their earlier agreements, it's been quite contentious, and they've actually been discussing relevant topics rather than just spewing drinkable rhetoric.

ive adjusted the rules a bit since things arent going as they usually do (thankfully)

mentioning a country gets you two pulls off a beer. when mccain stutters, take a pull etc.

mccain is wrecking me

HBox
09-26-2008, 06:09 PM
I think Obama helping him pronounce Ahmedinjad might have doubled McCain's rage.

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 06:10 PM
You know what's funnier than the fact McCain can't say Ahmaddinejad. The fact that Ahmadinejad is harmless.

The man can say what he wants. He does not control the military there. Idiot.

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 06:10 PM
ive adjusted the rules a bit since things arent going as they usually do (thankfully)

mentioning a country gets you two pulls off a beer. when mccain stutters, take a pull etc.

mccain is wrecking me

my new rules seem to be, everytime theres a new post in this thread i drink

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 06:10 PM
I loved how McCain snickered at Obama saying that Abjeaefiean-whatever is not the most powerful man in Iran -- when that's absolutely true. The Ayatollah runs things. Not him.

Friday
09-26-2008, 06:10 PM
tune into the mets game. It RULES right now.

:annoyed:

Snoogans
09-26-2008, 06:11 PM
sorry friday, but you are the dicks who brought in heilman

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 06:11 PM
my new rules seem to be, everytime theres a new post in this thread i drink

sheeeeeeeeiiiit.... i thimk i may change my rules too :p

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 06:11 PM
I think Obama helping him pronounce Ahmedinjad might have doubled McCain's rage.

anyone that can pronounce Ahmedinjad would kick my ass at scrabble.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 06:12 PM
:annoyed:

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/mysmilie_2617.gif

Snoogans
09-26-2008, 06:12 PM
sheeeeeeeeiiiit.... i thimk i may change my rules too :p

i havent seen one second of the debate, but im riveted by this thread

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 06:12 PM
McCain has already beat on the rostrum once. Keep it up. I hope he fucking snaps like a geriatric Frankenstein's monster.

cougarjake13
09-26-2008, 06:13 PM
thread is better than the debate

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 06:13 PM
i want one of those snazzy debate water glasses too :o

cougarjake13
09-26-2008, 06:13 PM
who cares about the fucking table !!!

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 06:14 PM
North Koreans are taller than South Koreans.

BeerBandit
09-26-2008, 06:14 PM
3 inches taller?


Is that true?

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 06:14 PM
sheeeeeeeeiiiit.... i thimk i may change my rules too :p

seriously, chat, everytime you refresh the page, take a gulp of your bottle for every new post there is. thats all you need my friend

booster11373
09-26-2008, 06:14 PM
People know that Isreal has nukes right?

K.C.
09-26-2008, 06:14 PM
I have never missed the Clinton Administration so much...

x2.





Obama's winning the Iran issue, although McCain will score major points in Florida because of the very blunt good/evil tact between Israel and Iran.

Friday
09-26-2008, 06:15 PM
i want one of those snazzy debate water glasses too :o

i still want a golden parachute.

booster11373
09-26-2008, 06:15 PM
North Koreans are taller than South Koreans.

And 10x fatter

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 06:15 PM
Name dropper.

biozombie
09-26-2008, 06:15 PM
North Koreans are taller than South Koreans.

what the shit was that about?

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 06:16 PM
seriously, chat, everytime you refresh the page, take a gulp of your bottle for every new post there is. thats all you need my friend

i run the ispy on the side... should i drink for every new post on the site? hmmm...

K.C.
09-26-2008, 06:16 PM
People know that Isreal has nukes right?

Assuming people know anything is assuming too much.

Watch some of the stupid focus groups on the cable networks after this.

It'll make you cry.

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 06:17 PM
what the shit was that about?

North Korea's next!!!

KnoxHarrington
09-26-2008, 06:17 PM
Oh John:

Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger said the U.S. should negotiate directly with Iran over its nuclear program and other bilateral issues.

"One should be prepared to negotiate, and I think we should be prepared to negotiate about Iran," Kissinger, who brokered the end of the 1973 Yom Kippur war and peace talks with the North Vietnamese, said in an interview with Bloomberg Television. Asked whether he meant the U.S. should hold direct talks, Kissinger, 84, responded: "Yes, I think we should."

There has been no response so far from Iran, he said.

"I've been in semi-private, totally private talks with Iranians," he said. "They've had put before them approaches that with a little flexibility on their part would, in my view, surely lead to negotiations." He didn't elaborate on who was engaged in the talks.

http://deseretnews.com/article/content/mobile/1,5620,695261802,00.html?printView=true

GreatAmericanZero
09-26-2008, 06:17 PM
i run the ispy on the side... should i drink for every new post on the site? hmmm...

if you have the balls

if you choose to be a girly-girl. thats your choice

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 06:17 PM
yo... everything from the eighties is making a comeback... neon, skinny jeans, acid wash, and the cold war :o

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 06:17 PM
i still want a golden shower

call me :bye:

YourAmishDaddy
09-26-2008, 06:17 PM
And this is where Obama is full of shit. Russia was provoked. And Georgia invaded South Ossetia first.

Just utter bullshit.

Snoogans
09-26-2008, 06:18 PM
PLEASE TELL ME OBAMA IS GONNA WIN


please

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 06:18 PM
i run the ispy on the side... should i drink for every new post on the site? hmmm...

i'll put you down for my liver if you do :)

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 06:18 PM
if you have the balls

if you choose to be a girly-girl. thats your choice

umm... did you forget who you are talking to?

its on!!

biozombie
09-26-2008, 06:19 PM
yo... everything from the eighties is making a comeback... neon, skinny jeans, acid wash, and the cold war :o

If only Black Flag & Wall Of Voodoo reuinite & tour...

Friday
09-26-2008, 06:19 PM
PLEASE TELL ME OBAMA IS GONNA WIN


please

Obama is going to win.

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 06:19 PM
Can we get a listing of the friends Obama and McCain have mentioned during the debate.

Snoogans
09-26-2008, 06:20 PM
if you have the balls

if you choose to be a girly-girl. thats your choice

you guys are doing this game drinking Girly Girl beer? YOU ARE THE BEST

brettmojo
09-26-2008, 06:20 PM
And this is where Obama is full of shit. Russia was provoked. And Georgia invaded South Ossetia first.

Just utter bullshit.
No one cares.

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 06:20 PM
McCain is winning this one.

Misteriosa
09-26-2008, 06:21 PM
you guys are doing this game drinking Girly Girl beer? YOU ARE THE BEST

yeah... i guess summer ale and octoberfest are girly girl :o

but i like them.... so there!! :p

Sinestro
09-26-2008, 06:21 PM
Did they explain what the difference was between a strategy and a tactic???

Friday
09-26-2008, 06:21 PM
McCain is winning this one.

is he?

HBox
09-26-2008, 06:21 PM
And this is where Obama is full of shit. Russia was provoked. And Georgia invaded South Ossetia first.

Just utter bullshit.

You aren't going to get anything better from John "We all are Georgians" McCain.

Drunky McBetidont
09-26-2008, 06:21 PM
is mccain actually taking about an arms race? he knows he is at a huge disadvantage in any arm competition, right? fucking gimp

booster11373
09-26-2008, 06:21 PM
McCain have a crystal ball under the podium?