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mikeyboy
10-07-2008, 09:47 AM
I thank Opie for delivering both of my children and for single-handedly keeping the Yankees from winning a World Series since 2000.

IMSlacker
10-07-2008, 09:49 AM
I want to thank Opie for restoring power to 2.1 million homes in Houston after hurricane Ike.

RAAMONE
10-07-2008, 09:50 AM
i thank opie for coming over yesterday and cleaning up some spilled coffee

Furtherman
10-07-2008, 09:50 AM
I'd like to thank Opie for building me my pinebox race car that won me the pinebox derby.

King Hippos Bandaid
10-07-2008, 09:51 AM
I want to thank Opie for the leftover $20 in the ATM the other day

Furtherman
10-07-2008, 09:53 AM
I'd like to thank Opie for taking a lead pipe to Hosp's knee and therefore giving us that wonderful Fred from Brooklyn call today.

DOHO@HOME
10-07-2008, 09:56 AM
I want to thank opie for hitting the winning run last night in Boston and then getting back in enough time to do his two radio shows.:lol:
And oh yeh getting rid of Lilly so we don't have to hear her again until jockober 2009.:thumbup:

robot artist
10-07-2008, 10:05 AM
Seriously, I thank Opie for partnering up and bringing Anthony into the world of radio - truly one of the funniest and most talented people alive.

ANC
10-07-2008, 10:05 AM
I want to thank Opie for teaching me the true meaning of Christmas.

~Katja~
10-07-2008, 10:06 AM
I thank Opie for singing I've been looking for Freedom and bringing down the wall so I could come to the US... I also thank him for introducing the Euro and making sure it will stand high against the Dollar.

midwestjeff
10-07-2008, 10:16 AM
I would like to thank Opie for 202 being an XL channel.

DOHO@HOME
10-07-2008, 10:17 AM
i would like to blame Opie for the blacks and thank him for the wall street crash.

Tall_James
10-07-2008, 10:24 AM
I want to thank Opie for that thing back in 1997 that, for the record, never happened.

Freakshow
10-07-2008, 10:24 AM
I thank Opie for Mikeyboy.

Marc with a c
10-07-2008, 10:24 AM
big things

StupidGirlllll
10-07-2008, 10:26 AM
I would like to thank Opie for getting this bitch another job so we do not have to hear her anymore. Thank You again Opie...

Hottub
10-07-2008, 10:27 AM
Opie. Thank you for dying for our sins.

JPMNICK
10-07-2008, 10:28 AM
for all the great radio shows he rescued from terrestrial radio and gave golden tickets too. 202 is awesome now with 24/7 live content.

Jughead
10-07-2008, 10:29 AM
I would like to thank Opie for teaching me how to sell Volkswagen Vans...:smile:

Dougie Brootal
10-07-2008, 10:31 AM
id like to thank opie for hooking up that threesome for me.

King Hippos Bandaid
10-07-2008, 10:43 AM
thanks Opie for injecting me with the O & A virus which has spread across America and now parts of South America

boobieman
10-07-2008, 10:43 AM
Thank go....I mean Thank Opie that R&F are on an XL channel.


SSSSEYEYEYAAAAAA

Furtherman
10-07-2008, 10:45 AM
thanks Opie for injecting me with the O & A virus which has spread across America and now parts of South Hippo

You can get a cream for that.

midwestjeff
10-07-2008, 10:49 AM
You can get a cream for that.

Yeah, thanks to Opie.

Lady Resin
10-07-2008, 10:51 AM
I thank Opie for the air we breath.

CofyCrakCocaine
10-07-2008, 10:54 AM
I'd like to thank Opie for the good harvest we have this year

ibanez23
10-07-2008, 11:03 AM
Thank you for the homeless shopping spree.Sneakers are hard to come by.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:08 AM
I would like to thank Opie for the 85 billion dollar loan to AIG AND for pushing the bailout through.

ahhdurr
10-07-2008, 11:11 AM
Thank you Opie for rainbows.

Heather 8
10-07-2008, 11:15 AM
Thank Opie for our little miracle who was conceived about a year ago. :wub:

Dougie Brootal
10-07-2008, 11:16 AM
thanks opie for inventing the internet.


also thank you opie for creating alcohol.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:17 AM
thank you Opie for ending the famine in Ireland.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:18 AM
Thank you Opie for creating the transcontinental railroad.

Hottub
10-07-2008, 11:18 AM
I want to thank Opie for Big-Ass 203!:thumbup:

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:19 AM
I want to thank Opie for Big-Ass 203!:thumbup:

So would I.

I would like to thank Opie for Hottub.

Dougie Brootal
10-07-2008, 11:19 AM
i want to thank opie for getting rid of dinosaurs.

9poundplanet
10-07-2008, 11:20 AM
phoking phenominal...now for the o & a replay

midwestjeff
10-07-2008, 11:21 AM
I want to thank Opie for being a friend
and for travelling around the world and back again.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:21 AM
I would like to thank Opie for creating USA for Africa.

Recyclerz
10-07-2008, 11:24 AM
for all the great radio shows he rescued from terrestrial radio and gave golden tickets too. 202 is awesome now with 24/7 live content.

Quality over quantity, my friend. :wink:


I'd like to thank Opie falettinme be mice elf agin

TheGameHHH
10-07-2008, 11:24 AM
I would like to thank Opie for the Big Bang, without which existance would not be possible.

ralphbxny
10-07-2008, 11:24 AM
Thank you Opie for Splitting the Atom!

KingGeno
10-07-2008, 11:25 AM
I thank Opie for standing up for the right of every man to wear sweatpants with death crotch smell in public. I sniff loud and proud every morning for this man.

He also makes a mean meatloaf...something us .netters can appreciate. He fuckin' cooks for you.....FOR YOU!

ralphbxny
10-07-2008, 11:25 AM
I would like to thank Opie for creating USA for Africa.

Dd you know Opie Sang in the We are the world Video?

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:25 AM
Quality over quantity, my friend. :wink:

i disagree and agree to a point.


Thank you Opie for creating man in your likeness.

Bob Weir
10-07-2008, 11:26 AM
I would like to thank Opie for teaching me how to be a rockstar.

I would also like to thank him for putting an end to Phishy Whatevers.

ravn816
10-07-2008, 11:26 AM
I want to thank Opie for being a friend
and for travelling around the world and back again.

DAMNIT!!! Beat me to it by less than 5 minutes. :annoyed:

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:26 AM
Dd you know Opie Sang in the We are the world Video?

He also wrote and coordinated it. Thank you Opie.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:27 AM
Thank you Opie for giving us The Greatest TV Champion of all time, Tully Blanchard.

Heather 8
10-07-2008, 11:28 AM
Thank you Opie for giving us The Greatest TV Champion of all time, Tully Blanchard.

I thank Opie for providing background filler for the more important Four Horsemen.

ralphbxny
10-07-2008, 11:28 AM
Opie Created Hip Hop and Metal on consecutive days then rested....so he could create Cable TV and ESPN and ESPN 2 and USA TODAY!

ralphbxny
10-07-2008, 11:29 AM
Thank you Opie for giving us The Greatest TV Champion of all time, Tully Blanchard.

Your going to make me Cry...Bless that man!!!

Heather 8
10-07-2008, 11:30 AM
Thank you Opie for creating man in your likeness.

Actually, I wouldn't go that far.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Cindy_Sheehan_at_White_House.jpg

JPMNICK
10-07-2008, 11:30 AM
Thank you opie for the Olympics, they would be nothing without you

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:30 AM
Your going to make me Cry...Bless that man!!!

Also, thank you Opie for creating the Four Horsemen.

Dougie Brootal
10-07-2008, 11:33 AM
thank you opie for creating the world bank.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:34 AM
thank you Opie for making me PB&J when i was kid and had a cold.

midwestjeff
10-07-2008, 11:35 AM
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6513/alaniszk0.jpg

ChimneyFish
10-07-2008, 11:36 AM
I would like to thank Opie for mashed potatoes.
Which are delicious.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mashedpotatoes-1.jpg

JPMNICK
10-07-2008, 11:42 AM
Opie deserves thanks for discovering Godsmack

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:42 AM
Thank you Opie for giving us Skinny Fat Ass Sexy Nick.

Dougie Brootal
10-07-2008, 11:43 AM
thank you opie for giving me those nice leather jackets you got for cheap on ebay.

Dougie Brootal
10-07-2008, 11:44 AM
thank you opie for pimping out my myspace.

drjoek
10-07-2008, 11:52 AM
Thank you for Happy Days,Apollo 13 and DiVinci Code

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 11:53 AM
Thank you Opie for making Jackie Gleason The Great One.

ChimneyFish
10-07-2008, 11:54 AM
I would like to thank Opie for "Bringing Sexy Back".

Dougie Brootal
10-07-2008, 12:03 PM
thank you opie for burger king onion ring sauce.

earlsgmaclit
10-07-2008, 12:05 PM
I'd like to thank Opie for showing Earl how to finger and lick me

SinA
10-07-2008, 12:06 PM
I thank Opie for the food we are about to receive. Amen.

Dougie Brootal
10-07-2008, 12:06 PM
thank you opie for coming up with child labor laws.

Friday
10-07-2008, 12:07 PM
i would like to thank Opie for my kitties, wine, and my bewbies.

Dougie Brootal
10-07-2008, 12:08 PM
i would also like to thank opie for fridays bewbies.

earlsgmaclit
10-07-2008, 12:09 PM
I'd like to thank Opie for creating light

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 12:10 PM
i would like to thank Opie for my kitties, wine, and my bewbies.

i would also like to thank opie for fridays bewbies.

I would like to thank Opie for Friday's juicy rack.

Dougie Brootal
10-07-2008, 12:12 PM
IM FROM HIPPO:
I would like to thank Opie for T.G.I. Friday's juicy rack of bbq ribs.

disneyspy
10-07-2008, 12:23 PM
the andy griffith show

JPMNICK
10-07-2008, 12:30 PM
thanks for girl scout cookies

Rockvillejoe
10-07-2008, 12:30 PM
for girls with big boobs and small vaginas. especially the asian ones.

EliSnow
10-07-2008, 12:35 PM
Thanks Opie for making me think he cares about my life.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 12:44 PM
Thank you Opie for being Opie.

zman
10-07-2008, 12:56 PM
I thank Opie for not being on the R&F show otherwise it would suck.

earlsgmaclit
10-07-2008, 01:02 PM
I WANNA THANK OPIE FOR FREEING THE SLAVES.....NO WAIT I TAKE THAT BACK:clap:

EliSnow
10-07-2008, 01:29 PM
Thanks to Opie for making it even harder to have anal sex in church.

JPMNICK
10-07-2008, 01:30 PM
thanks opie for destroying 102.7

Jughead
10-07-2008, 01:30 PM
I Thank Opie for Golden Tickets...Oh And the word Fuck-O..

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 01:32 PM
I want to thank Opie for leading our forces against the Germans and the Japs.

Hottub
10-07-2008, 01:33 PM
Less talk, more ROCK!

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 01:33 PM
Thank you Opie for making new Lilly cute and fun.

JPMNICK
10-07-2008, 01:37 PM
i'd like to thank Gregg Hughes for making Opie

EliSnow
10-07-2008, 02:58 PM
Thank you Opie for your insightful comments on Bravo's Ultimate Super Heroes and Villains.

Dougie Brootal
10-07-2008, 03:09 PM
id like to thank opie for creating and maintaining this messageboard.































and for updating the file library.

Heather 8
10-07-2008, 03:13 PM
thanks for girl scout cookies

And Girl Scout Cookie ice cream.

torker
10-07-2008, 03:13 PM
Thank you for ripping me off. Hoo hoo.

EliSnow
10-07-2008, 03:21 PM
What should we thank Opie for? I have three letters for you:



X-F-L

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 03:30 PM
Thank you Opie for helping me to get my BA.

EliSnow
10-07-2008, 03:31 PM
Opie,

Thank you for reuniting Public Enemy for that one magic night.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 03:33 PM
Opie thank you for beer.

King Hippos Bandaid
10-07-2008, 03:35 PM
thanks Opie recently for freeing my mornings from 6-10

I can get sleep when off on weekdays

Killatrees420
10-07-2008, 04:01 PM
I thank Opie for the kind buds I smoke every day...Thanks Ope

Foster
10-07-2008, 04:03 PM
i want to thank opie for teaching us if you're not happy with your job
go find a new one

BlackSpider
10-07-2008, 04:10 PM
I wanna thank Opie for teaching me to play Bass...
- Thanks Opie...

Heather 8
10-07-2008, 04:13 PM
I want to thank Opie for giving me the best day of my life.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 04:14 PM
I want to thank Opie for Jack Jack's meaty thighs.

mikeyboy
10-07-2008, 04:14 PM
I want to thank Opie for giving me the best day of my life.

Opie knocked up Heather?

King Hippos Bandaid
10-07-2008, 04:15 PM
Opie knocked up Heather?

she didn't say best 4 minutes of her life

so I assume no

Bellyfullasnot
10-07-2008, 04:27 PM
I thank Opie for the delicious cake and Timberland boot combo.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 04:35 PM
thank you Opie the ron and ron show.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 04:40 PM
For HLA!

http://i34.tinypic.com/68ey2o.jpg

RaysFever
10-07-2008, 04:59 PM
Thanks to Opie for recognizing how great Fez was early on, and making him a cohost!! Opie rules

KidNothing
10-07-2008, 05:01 PM
i wanna thank Opie for creating this 100 calorie popcorn im about to enjoy.

DrDrew319
10-07-2008, 05:06 PM
I would like to thank Opie for deciding that Pluto was, in fact, not a planet

RaysFever
10-07-2008, 05:12 PM
I'd like to thank Opie for being a hero, I heard he once found a cell phone. He didn't just leave it there, he dialed a number on it, and it got returned, like a hero. Thanks, Opie, for being a hero!

KidNothing
10-07-2008, 05:18 PM
i wanna thank Opie for Xbox Live

JPMNICK
10-07-2008, 05:36 PM
thanks for closing down FBA so we have new hot chicks here

roefmLI
10-07-2008, 05:50 PM
I would like to thank Opie for establishing the village of Huntington.

torker
10-07-2008, 05:51 PM
Thank you Opie
Thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment

Freakshow
10-07-2008, 06:08 PM
I would like to thank Opie for deciding that Pluto was, in fact, not a planet

Can't say I agree with Opie, but since He said so, there must be some reason that is not clear to me why Pluto is, in fact, not a planet.

Caseyelan
10-07-2008, 06:08 PM
I would like to thank opie for the cute little gap dresses he gave us for Julianna.
I would also like to thank him for always being very sweet to me.

oh yeah, thanks for teaching me how to grow the biggest pumpkin at the state fair!!!
I HOPE TO RIBBON THIS YEAR!

sailor
10-07-2008, 06:37 PM
thank you opie for helping me get the dido reference.

Don Stugots
10-07-2008, 06:49 PM
thanks for closing down FBA so we have new hot chicks here

x2

Marc with a c
10-07-2008, 07:15 PM
i'd like to thank ron bennington for working on an XL channel

Sue_Bender
10-07-2008, 07:16 PM
I would like to thank Opie for always bringing the funny.

Marc with a c
10-07-2008, 07:17 PM
wha?

opie hughes?

Doogie
10-07-2008, 07:27 PM
I thank Opie for teaching us all to laugh and love again.

biozombie
10-07-2008, 07:27 PM
Thanks for designing the Spruce Goose, the largest flying boat ever created.

ahhdurr
10-07-2008, 08:14 PM
I want to also thank Opie for suggesting the crowd that cheers "block that kick" around the middle of Revolution 9. That made for an interesting experience once in college.

STC-Dub
10-07-2008, 08:38 PM
The Internet

torker
10-07-2008, 09:03 PM
Thank you for your guileless smile.

Sue_Bender
10-07-2008, 09:32 PM
I want to also thank Opie for suggesting the crowd that cheers "block that kick" around the middle of Revolution 9. That made for an interesting experience once in college.

Good one. However, that was Danny.

ralphbxny
10-08-2008, 03:31 AM
Also, thank you Opie for creating the Four Horsemen.

DAMN YOU I'M Tearing UP!!!


Thank You Opie for making sure my Girlfriend isnt pregnant!!!

sailor
10-08-2008, 03:41 AM
for that v.

ScottFromGA
10-08-2008, 04:53 AM
I wanna thank Opie for this Financial Crisis!!


THANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKS OPIE.....:furious:

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
10-08-2008, 05:01 AM
I'de like to thank Opie for inventing the wheel.

Servo
10-08-2008, 05:59 AM
For blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet.

earlsgmaclit
10-08-2008, 07:51 AM
I want to thank Opie for global warming and starvation

earlsgmaclit
10-08-2008, 07:52 AM
I would also like to Thank Opie for teaching Earl how to use a dildo

Dougie Brootal
10-08-2008, 07:59 AM
thank you opie for cyyyyfyyyy threads!

Freakshow
10-08-2008, 08:00 AM
thanks opie for giving the world Maynard.

Dougie Brootal
10-08-2008, 08:02 AM
thanks opie for giving the world Maynard.

J. Keenan? or G. Krebbs?

Sloppy2nds
10-08-2008, 08:50 AM
I'd like to thank Opie for dandruff, toe jam and belly lint.

KC2OSO
10-08-2008, 10:34 AM
Belly lint?

I'd like to thank Opie for Naval Jelly and for teaching me how to play kickball.

Don Stugots
10-08-2008, 10:37 AM
Party Hats!

Dougie Brootal
10-08-2008, 10:38 AM
id like to thank opie for facebook and myspace.

IMSlacker
10-08-2008, 10:39 AM
I'd like to thank Opie for rainbows, sunsets and puffy puffy clouds.

King Hippos Bandaid
10-08-2008, 10:42 AM
I would like to thank Opie for letting the US borrow $700 Billion to bail us out of financial disaster

KC2OSO
10-08-2008, 10:43 AM
Thanks for the memories!

red_red_red
10-08-2008, 10:45 AM
I would like to thank sir opie for penning these fine lyrics:
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Little jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow wheneer they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee.

Don Stugots
10-08-2008, 10:53 AM
Thank you Opie for making the Giants win the Super Bowl thus ruining the perfect season for the Pats. Fuck em.

earlsgmaclit
10-09-2008, 07:57 AM
I'd like to Thank Opie for Making the METS Choke again

Dougie Brootal
10-09-2008, 08:00 AM
thank you opie for fixing my fax machine.

EliSnow
10-09-2008, 08:42 AM
I'm hoping the day comes soon when Fez is able to thank Opie for getting him out of this funk and being by his side.

Rockvillejoe
10-09-2008, 10:10 AM
i want to thank opie for extending the ron and fez show to 5 hours a day, and giving them their own channel, and running their show on an endless loop 24 hours a day.

earlsgmaclit
10-09-2008, 11:42 AM
I 'd like to thank opie for mangled dead little pretty kittens

Heather 8
10-09-2008, 12:40 PM
I thank Opie for finally filling up my tank for under $3 a gallon. Thanks Opie and sweet baby Yimi!

Dougie Brootal
10-09-2008, 02:04 PM
thanks for gvac, opie.

Friday
10-09-2008, 03:29 PM
thank you for making it hockey season, opeeee!!

twotoes
10-10-2008, 11:01 AM
I'd like to not thank Opie for the 2 inches of snow I woke up to in Montana this morning. Dumb shit!:nono:

oldladyfacepuncher
10-10-2008, 11:08 AM
I'd like to not thank Opie for the 2 inches of snow I woke up to in Montana this morning. Dumb shit!:nono:

If you're already bitching in October, you might want to relocate.

Whiskeyportal
10-10-2008, 11:19 AM
I'd like to not thank Opie for the 2 inches of snow I woke up to in Montana this morning. Dumb shit!:nono:

If you're in Missoula you have nothing to be bitching about

ScottFromGA
10-10-2008, 02:59 PM
I wanna thank OPIE for giving me the stomach flu, you insufferable cunt!

vagina envy
10-12-2008, 03:49 PM
I want to thank Opie for bacon. that shit's good.

albo60s
10-12-2008, 07:33 PM
Thanks Opie, for back scratchers.