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GreatAmericanZero
10-09-2008, 02:53 PM
I remember this segment, it was HILARIOUS..especially when Jim started going after him. This is such a frivolous lawsuit:

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2008/10/09/2008-10-09_lawyer_sues_opie_and_anthonys_jim_norton-2.html

Lawyer sues 'Opie and Anthony's' Jim Norton for x-rated jokes

BY JOSE MARTINEZ
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Thursday, October 9th 2008, 4:12 PM
Jim Norton

Jim Norton

A lawyer who appeared on the "Opie & Anthony" show expecting intelligent debate but was instead trashed as a "dumb a------" who wants to have sex with chickens is suing the potty-mouthed comic who ripped him on the air.

Self-proclaimed anti-feminist Roy Hollander, who last year sued Columbia University over a women's studies program that "demonizes men," is firing back with a lawsuit shredding celebrity-hound funnyman Jim Norton as a phony and a loser who "wastes much of his empty life trying to revolt people."
Fallon
10-09-2008, 02:56 PM
So he's saying he doesn't fuck chickens?

This whole time I thought Jimmy was telling the truth.

Now I feel stupid.
torker
10-09-2008, 02:58 PM
He stinks and I don't like him.
Heather 8
10-09-2008, 02:59 PM
A lawyer who appeared on the "Opie & Anthony" show expecting intelligent debate

And the case is already lost for that sap.
mikeyboy
10-09-2008, 03:03 PM
And some wonder why people hate my profession.
GreatAmericanZero
10-09-2008, 03:05 PM
i just feel so sad for Jimmy because he is always so careful and does dissuade Opie from going to far from time to time. He doesn't deserve this shit...its a ridiculous lawsuit but he still has to pay for a lawyer and shit

Atleast its good that hes not suing the "Opie & Anthony" show or Sirius/XM

Hopefully he can turn it into great publicity for "Down and Dirty"
spoon
10-09-2008, 03:07 PM
And some wonder why people hate my profession.

Wait, you actually work!? :blink:
Tall_James
10-09-2008, 03:09 PM
And some wonder why people hate my profession.

I thought fat & sassy paralegals were the reason for your hatred.
GreatAmericanZero
10-09-2008, 03:16 PM
im actually feeling a huge wind of emotions right now

First off, I'm so pissed that anyone would want to hurt Jimmy. Jimmy is too much of a lovable great man. You might as well try to sue a puppy.

Second though, I truly believe that Jim is a great comic. What is a better compliment to a great comic then to be sued in a free speech issue.

It makes me prouder to be a Jim fan, but angry at this motherfucker. Seriously, as much shit as the "pests" got, i wish there was an organized group of fans right know that can fuck with this guy and make his life MISERABLE
Epschtein
10-09-2008, 03:20 PM
It's about time I say!
~Katja~
10-09-2008, 03:22 PM
i just feel so sad for Jimmy because he is always so careful and does dissuade Opie from going to far from time to time. He doesn't deserve this shit...its a ridiculous lawsuit but he still has to pay for a lawyer and shit

Atleast its good that hes not suing the "Opie & Anthony" show or Sirius/XM

Hopefully he can turn it into great publicity for "Down and Dirty"

they should offer him to settle for their citadel shares...


what a stupid lawsuit... I hate America
Tall_James
10-09-2008, 03:23 PM
Here is his website. (http://www.roydenhollander.com/)

Here's his email. RDHHH@YAHOO.COM

Ask him why he's doing this.
GreatAmericanZero
10-09-2008, 03:26 PM
i DO remember from the segment that at one point he hangs up and then calls back. If he was so offended why would he call back?

ugggh...i'm so angry at this and i have no stakes. I just have manlove for Jimmy and I hate that anyone would want to hurt him
~Katja~
10-09-2008, 03:29 PM
Here is his website. (http://www.roydenhollander.com/)

Here's his email. RDHHH@YAHOO.COM

Ask him why he's doing this.

serious mails only!

GAZ, I feel your pain. I don't think the guy has a chance to win this though
weekapaugjz
10-09-2008, 03:30 PM
This guy is a crybaby.
MacVittie
10-09-2008, 03:30 PM
I'm sure this will just intensify the affection that Jim already has for lawyers.
Marc with a c
10-09-2008, 03:31 PM
Wait, you actually work!? :blink:

I was going to say what does this have to do with babysitting?
weekapaugjz
10-09-2008, 03:31 PM
serious mails only!

GAZ, I feel your pain. I don't think the guy has a chance to win this though

Boo. Inbox full of cocks!
Contra
10-09-2008, 03:32 PM
He must be destroyed.
~Katja~
10-09-2008, 03:33 PM
I was going to say what does this have to do with babysitting?

sitting toddlers is more rewarding than dealing with lawyers... I say he could compare stupid dudes like this one with screaming and kicking children that don't get their will
brettmojo
10-09-2008, 03:40 PM
It'll get thrown out. Then Jimmy should counter-sue for legal fees.
Friday
10-09-2008, 03:43 PM
And some wonder why people hate my profession.

i have a lawyer threatening to sue my boss over a measly $500 security deposit.
when he calls i have such a desire to give him a Jimmy-style talking to for being such a penny counting scrooge ... but i like my job so i refrain.
Mullenax
10-09-2008, 03:45 PM
He definitely is an ass. Didn't he try to challenge Jimi to a picking-up-girl's-phone-numbers-contest at one point? Isn't he the old guy in the hip-hop dance class?
GreatAmericanZero
10-09-2008, 03:52 PM
He definitely is an ass. Didn't he try to challenge Jimi to a picking-up-girl's-phone-numbers-contest at one point? Isn't he the old guy in the hip-hop dance class?

yep thats him!


I hope the segment is available for everyone to hear..it would be great publicity

the segment started out boring, for 15mins they seriously interviewed this clown. Then Norton turned. You can feel it..the moment Norton realizes what an asshole this guy is

Then the rest of the segment was Norton explaining to the guy what an asshole he was..and what started as a boring segment ended up being one of the funniest segments they've done in months. I was laughing so hard i was tearing up with Norton just giving this guy a verbal beating...this guy was such an embarrassing tool. Norton's genuine anger at this fool was so funny (the segment reminded me of when they interviewed the kid who did the "loose change" documentary and Norton turning on him)
Mullenax
10-09-2008, 03:59 PM
Oooohoooh ooh, that was a good one. I'd love to hear this idiot try to brag to Jim again.
Mullenax
10-09-2008, 04:00 PM
OH YEAH and he refused to tell Opie how old he was, when it was so obvious he's pushin 60.
GreatAmericanZero
10-09-2008, 04:06 PM
OH YEAH and he refused to tell Opie how old he was, when it was so obvious he's pushin 60.

yeah it was hilarious...Anthony going into detail about what a creep this old fuck must look like at the hip-hop dance class. He compared him to the old people in "Saturday Night Fever" dancing to "disco duck"
paulisded
10-09-2008, 04:09 PM
yep thats him!


I hope the segment is available for everyone to hear..it would be great publicity

the segment started out boring, for 15mins they seriously interviewed this clown. Then Norton turned. You can feel it..the moment Norton realizes what an asshole this guy is

Then the rest of the segment was Norton explaining to the guy what an asshole he was..and what started as a boring segment ended up being one of the funniest segments they've done in months. I was laughing so hard i was tearing up with Norton just giving this guy a verbal beating...this guy was such an embarrassing tool. Norton's genuine anger at this fool was so funny (the segment reminded me of when they interviewed the kid who did the "loose change" documentary and Norton turning on him)

It was a great interview. You could just feel Jimmy's rage growing and growing before he exploded. This idea that a collecting phone numbers contest would prove anything was ridiculous.
JerseySean
10-09-2008, 04:12 PM
And some wonder why people hate my profession.

I agree. I am considering going to law school, but I cant stand douches who use it to screw people. Now I dont know if this suit can be viewed as legit in a court, but at the end of the day, Jimmy is gonna be out 20k in legal fees for nothing.
Don Stugots
10-09-2008, 04:41 PM
I hope jimmy learns a lesson from this.
GreatAmericanZero
10-09-2008, 04:57 PM
It was a great interview. You could just feel Jimmy's rage growing and growing before he exploded. This idea that a collecting phone numbers contest would prove anything was ridiculous.

the "turn" still makes me laugh to this day. Cuz you know its from Jimmy's own genuine rage. It was his patience completely dissapearing and becoming full out Jimmy

I don't think he even "Ramone"-ed the guy. He was just being honest and funny to the guy. it was great

I hope jimmy learns a lesson from this.

i hope the lawsuit is thrown out and all Jimmy learns is that he can get away with this stuff and is even more brutal towards assholes
MisterSmith
10-09-2008, 05:05 PM
And some wonder why people hate my profession.

Oh, c'mon. Nobody wonders why they hate your profession. :laugh:
Servo
10-09-2008, 05:09 PM
The phrase "failure to state a cause of action" comes to mind. Yeesh, what a fuckin' asshole.
GreatAmericanZero
10-09-2008, 05:15 PM
i wanna hear HTG's perspective. Shes smart and lawyer-y and knows about free speech
underdog
10-09-2008, 05:19 PM
And some wonder why people hate my profession.

No one wonders.
PapaBear
10-09-2008, 05:23 PM
How does a person who sues someone, because his feelings got hurt, ever get laid again? By a woman, that is.
Servo
10-09-2008, 05:35 PM
My favorite part of the article -

The comedian, who made a cameo in "Spiderman," has been a co-host of the raunchy morning radio show since 2002, and is known for irritating guests by screaming on the air.

:lol:
ahhdurr
10-09-2008, 06:38 PM
And some wonder why people hate my profession.

I thoroughly enjoy a potty-mouthed comic. Don't let the man get you down Mikey.
Slumbag
10-09-2008, 06:39 PM
Here is his website. (http://www.roydenhollander.com/)

Here's his email. RDHHH@YAHOO.COM

Ask him why he's doing this.

Boo. Inbox full of cocks!

Don't want to be the wet blanket or anything, and I don't think the dude has the best case, but that may not be the best idea.


It's too bad he's such a dick. That was fantastic radio. Classic Jim Norton.
KnoxHarrington
10-09-2008, 07:09 PM
Not only does this douche have zero chance of winning, if I'm Jimmy I'm asking the judge to make him pay for my defense.

It's a nuisance suit, plain and simple. Most judges are not amused by those.
weekapaugjz
10-09-2008, 07:16 PM
Don't want to be the wet blanket or anything, and I don't think the dude has the best case, but that may not be the best idea.


It's too bad he's such a dick. That was fantastic radio. Classic Jim Norton.

hey look! it's literal slumbag!
KnoxHarrington
10-09-2008, 07:33 PM
But seriously: isn't this guy a total pussy for someone who claims to be fighting feminist doctrine turning men into wimps?

"Oh no, a comedian said mean things to me on the radio! I'm suing!"

Man up, nancy.
Doctor Z
10-09-2008, 07:35 PM
Anybody have the segment that this is from? I'd love to hear it.
JPMNICK
10-09-2008, 08:42 PM
will jimmy have to pay for the lawyer for this?

I would love to be in court when they played the phone call
PapaBear
10-09-2008, 09:24 PM
will jimmy have to pay for the lawyer for this?

I would love to be in court when they played the phone call
If XM is stand up, they'll pay for the lawyer. At least I think they will. When I was a bartender, the owner paid for my lawyer when I was accused of assault for bouncing someone.
scottinnj
10-09-2008, 09:57 PM
If XM is stand up, they'll pay for the lawyer.


I'm sure they're looking forward to vigorously defending Jimmy with all the compliments he heaps on the legal wing of XM.
CofyCrakCocaine
10-10-2008, 01:31 AM
Just read this thread. Bottom line, this guy who's suing sucks (duh). I don't expect the court to grant him much favour considering his track record of attempted law suits against women's studies.... He's a fucking yutz, a goddamn moron, and if he don't like it, tough shit, he's not getting anybody's money (tho Jimmy's lawyers will).

Is it legal to say this guy's a fucking asshole who obviously has way too much time on his hands and wants attention? I'm sure he'd love to hear that everyone thinks he's a shit-toucher. Fucking bitch-ass shit.

Sorry if that's excessive but I'm drunk and somewhat high right now and don't give a shit. Censor me in the morning if ya need to.
ChimneyFish
10-10-2008, 05:11 AM
I hope jimmy learns a lesson from this.

When a pansy challenges you to "a duel", do the rest of us a favor and shoot him in his waste-of-oxygen face????
SP1!
10-10-2008, 06:29 AM
Jimmy should send him a fruit basket for all the free publicity down and dirty is going to get if this story goes national, I guess hes so far over on the douche side he just wants to go full-on douche since there is no way back now.
TjM
10-15-2008, 03:51 AM
He definitely is an ass. Didn't he try to challenge Jimi to a picking-up-girl's-phone-numbers-contest at one point? Isn't he the old guy in the hip-hop dance class?

He also challenged him to a duel in South America
TjM
10-15-2008, 03:55 AM
He is a witty guy though :dry:

"This guy has such a foul mouth, I'm beginning to think he uses his tongue to clean up toilets,"
Tenbatsuzen
10-15-2008, 05:13 AM
I would pay a million dollars if he gave his deposition as Frank the Frowner.
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