I threw sneakers at my ceiling!

[Friday]

I have always had older neighbors in the upstairs apartment since I moved here 6 years ago.

NOW.... there is a family with a young pre-teen boy and a teenage girl.

As far as I can tell they spend part of the time here and part time with their dad.
And they have Rock Band.... which makes me jealous but also makes for a lot of stomping.
But I am easygoing and am not here very much anyway so I never complain.

I don't even complain about the fact that the front door is constantly unlocked .... which bothers me to no end.

But I am losing it when it comes to the noise on weeknights when I am usually in bed by 11 or Midnight at the latest.
Whenever the teenager is over, there is always stomping, awful music, or yelling coming from her room. I could care less up until 11:30 but have some damn respect.
Your parents can't afford a real house so you NEED to learn to be polite!!!

Apparently not. So tonight i started throwing my sneakers at the ceiling as a passive aggressive signal to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
And it was oddly gratifying.
I think I will do it more often

And the next time I have sex in here... it's going to be SO MOTHERFUCKING LOUD.

Stupid teenagers.

[jennysmurf]

You go girl!! Kids today and their music and marijuana and high-top sneakers....

[PapaBear]

You should get a tennis ball, and make a game of it! As for the sex thing... A girl and I once got a room after bar hopping. Almost every room in town was full because it was prom night. When we finally found a room, we had the loudest sex imaginable. Headboard slamming and all. We wanted to show those kids how it's done!

[torker]

There are footprints on my ceiling
I can't help this fucked up feeling

[weekapaugjz]

just start throwing your cats and you're one step closer to this...

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f68/hcpr/simpsons_CrazyCatLady.jpg

[PapaBear]

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[Ritalin]

Throwing your sneakers at the ceiling isn't exactly passive aggressive.

And if you need someone to do some loud fucking with, well, let me know. My wife is probably going to say no, but I'm just trying to help you out.

[torker]

http://www.1976design.com/blog/images/494a.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Throwing your sneakers at the ceiling isn't exactly passive aggressive.

And if you need someone to do some loud fucking with, well, let me know. My wife is probably going to say no, but I'm just trying to help you out.

Your first offer of sex took alot longer than I thought it would. Who had 12 minutes? Whomever it was earns themselves a bag of Snausages.

[Fallon]

Hey look, they snuck into your apartment.

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[Judge Smails]

http://poopthis.net/thumbs/pictures/ceilingcat.jpg

Ceiling Cat
is not pleased with your offerings.

[jennysmurf]

http://poopthis.net/thumbs/pictures/ceilingcat.jpg

Ceiling Cat
is not pleased with your offerings.

:clap::lol::clap:

[Ritalin]

Throwing your sneakers at the ceiling isn't exactly passive aggressive.

And if you need someone to do some loud fucking with, well, let me know. My wife is probably going to say no, but I'm just trying to help you out.

Your first offer of sex took alot longer than I thought it would. Who had 12 minutes? Whomever it was earns themselves a bag of Snausages.

Well, it's like slow pitch softball. You gotta take a swing.

I wouldn't have sex with her anyway. She's a filthy Packers fan.

[jennysmurf]

Well, it's like slow pitch softball. You gotta take a swing.

I wouldn't have sex with her anyway. She's a filthy Packers fan.

OOOOOOOOO! You're lucky she's offline! Them's fightin' words!

[Friday]

Well, it's like slow pitch softball. You gotta take a swing.

I wouldn't have sex with her anyway. She's a filthy Packers fan.

no worries, love.
i can't seem to remember anything about you other than your terrible teeth!

:bye:

[PapaBear]

Damn! Friday's like a freakin' cheetah! You think you're safe, them BAM.

[ahhdurr]

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:29 BOOBIES!

Hate neighbor noise.

Next maybe get a really long drill bit and start coming up through their floor... they'll be tiptoeing.

[Ritalin]

no worries, love.
i can't seem to remember anything about you other than your terrible teeth!

:bye:

My teeth? Well, ok.

(I hate fighting with Friday. There's no winning.

Well, that's not completely true. The Bears will win against the Packers.

Twice)

[ANC]

See the tough part is that they're teenagers that don't live there fulltime. I had a problem with my neighbors upstairs.. I would hear their bed squeaking when they bang. This was louder than anything since both of them are on the hefty side. I would blast the TV, punch the ceiling, and nothing worked. When it really got to me I went upstairs when the chick came home from work and asked her if her husband could maybe tighten the bed frame because quote "I hear everything that goes on up there". I think that really creeped her out, because since then I haven't heard a peep. I'll take being looked at as the creep downstairs if it means I can get some shuteye.

[A.J.]

And the next time I have sex in here... it's going to be SO MOTHERFUCKING LOUD.

You can't have sex. You're not married.

[~Katja~]

I always wondered if my neighbors could hear my loud sex...they never threw sneakers but they do smile and smirk sometimes :D

[KatPw]

I have always had older neighbors in the upstairs apartment since I moved here 6 years ago.

NOW.... there is a family with a young pre-teen boy and a teenage girl.

As far as I can tell they spend part of the time here and part time with their dad.
And they have Rock Band.... which makes me jealous but also makes for a lot of stomping.
But I am easygoing and am not here very much anyway so I never complain.

I don't even complain about the fact that the front door is constantly unlocked .... which bothers me to no end.

But I am losing it when it comes to the noise on weeknights when I am usually in bed by 11 or Midnight at the latest.
Whenever the teenager is over, there is always stomping, awful music, or yelling coming from her room. I could care less up until 11:30 but have some damn respect.
Your parents can't afford a real house so you NEED to learn to be polite!!!

Apparently not. So tonight i started throwing my sneakers at the ceiling as a passive aggressive signal to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
And it was oddly gratifying.
I think I will do it more often

And the next time I have sex in here... it's going to be SO MOTHERFUCKING LOUD.

Stupid teenagers.

Have you spoken to the parents? They may not be aware how loud the kids are (parents usually develop the ability to block out all noise caused by their crotchfruit). Be nice about it, just explain that you are cool with the kids doing what they want before 11pm, but after that it has to stop. If that doesn't work, take it to the landlord. Perhaps the landlord can put in some type of noise dampener between you and the people above (if they do not have carpeting or area rugs, these should be used by them since they absorb and dampen sound). Also, find out what the laws/ordinances pertaining to noise are in your area, in case you have to point out that this is a quality of life issue.

[Gmann]

And the next time I have sex in here... it's going to be SO MOTHERFUCKING LOUD.

Stupid teenagers.


YEAH!!!
We'll show them!!! :tongue:

[ANC]

YEAH!!!
We'll show them!!! :tongue:

:lol:

[El Mudo]

I have always had older neighbors in the upstairs apartment since I moved here 6 years ago.

NOW.... there is a family with a young pre-teen boy and a teenage girl.

As far as I can tell they spend part of the time here and part time with their dad.
And they have Rock Band.... which makes me jealous but also makes for a lot of stomping.
But I am easygoing and am not here very much anyway so I never complain.

I don't even complain about the fact that the front door is constantly unlocked .... which bothers me to no end.

But I am losing it when it comes to the noise on weeknights when I am usually in bed by 11 or Midnight at the latest.
Whenever the teenager is over, there is always stomping, awful music, or yelling coming from her room. I could care less up until 11:30 but have some damn respect.
Your parents can't afford a real house so you NEED to learn to be polite!!!

Apparently not. So tonight i started throwing my sneakers at the ceiling as a passive aggressive signal to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
And it was oddly gratifying.
I think I will do it more often

And the next time I have sex in here... it's going to be SO MOTHERFUCKING LOUD.

Stupid teenagers.


Can I volunteer? :tongue:


Ill even put on Red Wings underpants and a Steve Yzerman jersey

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

In college I hated my downstairs neighbors. The floors were tile so sometimes at 3am I'd constantly drop a quarter on the floor.

Years ago I had a roommate. I walked into her room and noticed a Converse sneaker footprint on my ceiling. when I asked her why it was there she said it must have always been there. WTF??

I'd get a broom handle. Throwing sneakers sounds like too much work. :tongue:

[Dougie Brootal]

And the next time I have sex in here... it's going to be SO MOTHERFUCKING LOUD.



do you have paltalk?:devil2:

[Furtherman]

And the next time I have sex in here... it's going to be SO MOTHERFUCKING LOUD.

Stupid teenagers.

You'll just give the kid sounds to jack by. Hmmm. Sounds To Jack BY CD.. only $19.95.

[EddieMoscone]

And the next time I have sex in here... it's going to be SO MOTHERFUCKING LOUD.

If you don't want to wait for your next session, the least I can do is bring over my playstation and Guitar Hero.

[Fezticle98]

Some dude leaned up against the pole that I was holding on to in the metro yesterday. I gave him a thumb poke in the back so he would stop leaning his sweaty back against my hand.

Yes, I am aware that my story sounds gay.

[Ritalin]

Some dude leaned up against the pole that I was holding on to in the metro yesterday. I gave him a thumb poke in the back so he would stop leaning his sweaty back against my hand.

Yes, I am aware that my story sounds gay.

and cranky.

[SatCam]

you should really be doing something loud early in the morning, when they're sleeping. doing it when they're awake wont make much of a difference

[Doogie]

I always wondered if my neighbors could hear my loud sex...they never threw sneakers but they do smile and smirk sometimes :D

Was it the landlord?? If so he might have a camera in there, just enjoying the show.

[Friday]

you should really be doing something loud early in the morning, when they're sleeping. doing it when they're awake wont make much of a difference

i believe i see some time on my treadmill in the future.... at 6am on Monday morning.

good idear!

[patsopinion]

And the next time I have sex in here... it's going to be SO MOTHERFUCKING LOUD.


you kneed some help with that?

[Gmann]

you should really be doing something loud early in the morning, when they're sleeping. doing it when they're awake wont make much of a difference

My landlord lives on the floor below me. Her kids are spoiled spoiled SPOILED brats. All they do is cry and scream and throw temper tantrums. They fight on the stairs, have screaming contests, shit like that. So whenever I get the chance and I KNOW its like nap time or something for them I put my iPod into the surround sound and ITS ALL SLAYER BABY!!!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

My landlord lives on the floor below me. Her kids are spoiled spoiled SPOILED brats. All they do is cry and scream and throw temper tantrums. They fight on the stairs, have screaming contests, shit like that. So whenever I get the chance and I KNOW its like nap time or something for them I put my iPod into the surround sound and ITS ALL SLAYER BABY!!!!!

slayer is great neighbor punishing music! you should try cradle of filth and children of bodom too.:thumbup:

[brettmojo]

I have a bullhorn... Just sayin'.

[El Mudo]

slayer is great neighbor punishing music! you should try cradle of filth and children of bodom too.:thumbup:



Go with pure bluegrass....its loud, screechy (thanks to the fiddle) and it'll have the added bonus of getting you pumped up and dancing around, plus its got a heavy bass

[disneyspy]

knock three times on the ceiling if you wahant meeee
twice on my pipe,boomp boomp, if the answer is noho


a shot gun blast works too

[Devo37]

i had a neighbor at my old place who played (poorly) the cello, or stand-up bass or something like that. i saw him wheeling the thing around once. the instrument case looked like a 7' tall iron maiden on wheels.

god, it was terrible when he practiced. it sounded like he was strangling a baritone, tone-deaf, off-beat cat. i used to blast the hardest hardcore techno i had for about a half hour every time he would start his sh!t.

thankfully, he moved after a few months. i like to think i had something to do with it.


good luck, Friday! if all else fails, an anonymous call to the cops about a "drug & prostitution ring" running out of that apt. couldn't hurt...

[patsopinion]

good luck, Friday! if all else fails, an anonymous call to the cops about a "drug & prostitution ring" running out of that apt. couldn't hurt...



"i thought i smelled someone cooking meth"

[tele7]

i had a neighbor at my old place who played (poorly) the cello, or stand-up bass or something like that. i saw him wheeling the thing around once. the instrument case looked like a 7' tall iron maiden on wheels.

god, it was terrible when he practiced. it sounded like he was strangling a baritone, tone-deaf, off-beat cat. i used to blast the hardest hardcore techno i had for about a half hour every time he would start his sh!t.

thankfully, he moved after a few months. i like to think i had something to do with it.


good luck, Friday! if all else fails, an anonymous call to the cops about a "drug & prostitution ring" running out of that apt. couldn't hurt...



Reminds me of the movie Electric Dreams from the 80's

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Had a similar experience in my last place, but replace cello with snoring. The bedroom layout in the complex was headboard to headboard w/paper thin walls. Just fucking brutal. It kept me up many a night. One night I took a large book and just slammed it against the wall. The next day his wife knocked on the door and said "did you hear an explosion last night?"

[red_red_red]

slayer is great neighbor punishing music! you should try cradle of filth and children of bodom too.:thumbup:
yeah but most teens love Slayer, mine does...how bout some good old fashioned church hymns? :laugh:

[red_red_red]

i have neighbors who are extremely loud too, and when i'm trying to relax and admire my landscaping with a cold beer, they always come out and start hollering in their hillbilly cunt voices. My sound system outside took a lightning hit, so until i repair it, i pull my car up to my patio and blast Slipknot, they go running for cover :D

[TheMojoPin]

I have this neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called "Rock Band." I hear him blasting it from his apartment, and the so called playing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks. Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise?

[Dougie Brootal]

I have this neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called "Rock Band." I hear him blasting it from his apartment, and the so called playing cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks. Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAYBE
THE
DINGO
ATE
YOUR
ROCK
BAND!





i know its fucked up, but im posting from a ps3!

[Friday]

tonight i sang church music and musical theatre ballads for an hour and a half at full volume hoping it would irritate THEM.

the yelling and throwing of things upstairs is getting out of hand.
remind me, if i ever have a child, to give it away for the years in between age 13 and 18.

[BlackSpider]

tonight i sang church music and musical theatre ballads for an hour and a half at full volume hoping it would irritate THEM.

the yelling and throwing of things upstairs is getting out of hand.
remind me, if i ever have a child, to give it away for the years in between age 13 and 18.

I'll take it...

[disneyspy]

tonight i sang church music and musical theatre ballads for an hour and a half at full volume hoping it would irritate THEM.

the yelling and throwing of things upstairs is getting out of hand.
remind me, if i ever have a child, to give it away for the years in between age 13 and 18.

if i had a neighbor that sang as good as you i'd make alot of noise just to hear you sing for an hour,then i'd crank up da kid rock

[disneyspy]

I'll take it...

hey! thats perry's bit!

[~Katja~]

hey! thats perry's bit!

nah, that's out of his preferred age range

[disneyspy]

nah, that's out of his preferred age range

:lol::lol::lol: my bad

[drusilla]

Hey look, they snuck into your apartment.

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i always think of chandler with the broom whenever i hear my upstairs neighbors getting too loud. it doesn't really bother us because we're usually awake when they are making all that noise, but it is pretty excessive. i think they are actually having a party right now up there. i think they are retarded college kids who don't realize that they are being too loud. i can hear the younger one banging his grumpy italian girlfriend over the guestroom all the time. very squeaky bed. i dont think i'm ever going to complain about anything unless it's keeping my boyfriend from getting sleep. luckily though when its time for him to go to bed he can just pass out & i sleep with ear plugs. & i think they are fantasy football people cause on sundays they go completely insane. oooh i think they were just pre-gaming it before going to another party cause the music just stopped & loud voices were just in the hallway.


i've always had elderly upstairs neighbors too, so at my old place in queens when the couple upstairs had a baby i barely got any sleep. the baby would scream & cry all day long cause the wife was afraid of her own shadow & never leaves the apartment. now that the kid is running around he just darts from one side of the apartment to the other like there's a track up there. & they were awesome enough to have another kid just when the first one stopped crying all day. makes it for an awesome visit to moms.

[sr71blackbird]

http://www.alamy.com/thumbs/6/%7B3E810010-BE03-4A0F-A859-EEB0AF21E23B%7D/A2EX3B.jpg

[Friday]

the landlord patched the hole in my ceiling tonight(plumbing issue ... the hole made the noise even worse).
hopefully this will muffle the noise so that i don't have to hear the goings-on of the typical dysfunctional white-trash family quite as clearly anymore.

[~Katja~]

the landlord patched the hole in my ceiling tonight(plumbing issue ... the hole made the noise even worse).
hopefully this will muffle the noise so that i don't have to hear the goings-on of the typical dysfunctional white-trash family quite as clearly anymore.

was that hole in your bathroom above your shower??? in that case you should check the www for incriminating videos

[disneyspy]

was that hole in your bathroom above your shower??? in that case you should check the www for incriminating videos

i saw that video when i was researchin that side titt link you posted.go to www.fridee singin in the shower naked.com to view

[~Katja~]

i saw that video when i was researchin that side titt link you posted.go to www.fridee singin in the shower naked.com to view

way to put your creep on :D

[disneyspy]

way to put your creep on :D

ive been readin spiders posts

[disneyspy]

and i woulda never found that site w/o your help,thx
did you know there were 22 woman in TC lookin to have sex with me,there was even nekkid pix,woulda signed up but none of em were in their 30s

[BlackSpider]

i saw that video when i was researchin that side titt link you posted.go to www.fridee singin in the shower naked.com to view

That link is down, is there another???

way to put your creep on :D

ive been readin spiders posts


Hayyyyy !!!

[~Katja~]

and i woulda never found that site w/o your help,thx
did you know there were 22 woman in TC lookin to have sex with me,there was even nekkid pix,woulda signed up but none of em were in their 30s

don't knock a cougar until you've tried one

[disneyspy]

deal

[topless_mike]

i <3 friday.