Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris discuss financial terrorism

[HBox]

it doesn't get more surreal than this: Mike Huckabee....... and Chuck Norris..... discuss terrorists manipulating the stock market.............. which somehow leads to Chuck Norris claiming that in exchange for China financing our debt they are allowed to drill offshore........... and would then use "slant drilling" to steal all of our oil.

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[KnoxHarrington]

That's what annoyed me about Chuck Norris becoming some sort of hipster cultural icon -- he's a crazy right-wing douchebag. Fuck him.

[underdog]

:ohmy:

[vagina envy]

Look how this self important douche sits in front of his movie posters during this interview.

[patsopinion]

Look how this self important douche sits in front of his movie posters during this interview.

chuck norris makes movies?




huh....

[Ogre]

http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/team_america/alec_baldwin-good-going-fag.jpg

[CousinDave]

This has to be a joke, its like if Obama and OJ were talking about criminal justice system reform.

Now if Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris were talking abut Lynyrd Skynyrd I'd take them seriously.

[scottinnj]

This has to be a joke, its like if Obama and OJ were talking about criminal justice system reform.

Now if Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris were talking abut Lynyrd Skynyrd I'd take them seriously.

Mike does have a band on the show. He can thump that bass, baby!

[CousinDave]

I changed my mind Chuck Norris is an expert in this field. He was in the 1986 movie, Delta Force - where he fought muslim terrorists.

[vagina envy]

I wonder what his stunt man thinks about the economy.

[torker]

The man knows how to hold a grudge.
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200708/r165820_615142.jpg

[Chuck Norris]

That's what annoyed me about Chuck Norris becoming some sort of hipster cultural icon -- he's a crazy right-wing douchebag. Fuck him.

Fuck You.

[Syd]

I can't watch it but was Jerome Kerviel's name brought up? He wasn't actually pursuing terrorism, but the effects of his manipulation were pretty widespread.

[KnoxHarrington]

Fuck You.

This would have been a good board character about 2 years ago.

[EliSnow]

I'm not sure how the described is "terrorism," but hey it would just be another overuse of the term.

[Freakshow]

This would have been a good board character about 2 years ago.

for the record this wasn't Chuck Norris' first post...

[Chuck Norris]

I was merely pointing out how hackers or anyone who was able to manipulate data could take down Wall Street.

[Chuck Norris]

This would have been a good board character about 2 years ago.
I will end you funny man.

[Zorro]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA

[Chuck Norris]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA


And don't you forget it

[scottinnj]

I like message board Chuck Norris. But how could he possibly defeat real Chuck Norris if they ever battle?

[Chuck Norris]

I like message board Chuck Norris. But how could he possibly defeat real Chuck Norris if they ever battle?

I went looking for a bar one time but couldn’t find one. I walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around me. I then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. I then yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”

[Slumbag]

I went looking for a bar one time but couldn’t find one. I walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around me. I then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. I then yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”

That really happened?

All this time I just thought it was an unfunny joke.

[Chuck Norris]

That really happened?

All this time I just thought it was an unfunny joke.

You question the validity of my story?
http://blog.bunchout.com/images/ThestorybehindBunchOut_14722/chuck_norris4.jpg

[scottinnj]

I went looking for a bar one time but couldn’t find one. I walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around me.

It took that long to build it? Damn migrant workers, they must be stopped!

But messageboard Chuck Norris, how do we end illegal immigration?