Linda Stender...

[topless_mike]

has an ass like a fender.

just needed to get that off my chest.

[JerseyRich]

I hear she's been on a bender.


Oh Linda Stender. Such a spender.

[ChrisTheCop]

If she divorces Richard,

She'll be an Ex-Stender.

[mikeyboy]

Her face looks like it came out of a blender.

[RAAMONE]

she plays a fender

[drjoek]

she plays a fender

In a band with Sue_Bender

[ChrisTheCop]

which post will be the thread ender?

[dino_electropolis]

I HATE those dumb commercials.....

She should just put out an ad that says "My name is Linda Stender, and my name rhymes with Spender. Genius."

[JerseyRich]

which post will be the thread ender?

Is it true she prefers the frozen bagel named Lender?

[RAAMONE]

In a band with Sue_Bender

the pretenders?

[IMSlacker]

In a band with Sue_Bender

They do a great version of "Love Me Tender".

[JerseyRich]

Hippo would love this video...Watch the Fat Render! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMX7OI66Rsg)

[ChrisTheCop]

The letter I wrote her came back "return to sender".:annoyed:

[terry-c]

If she was getting smacked, I wouldn't even defend her

[RAAMONE]

doug prefers which gender?

[ChrisTheCop]

If she was getting smacked, I wouldn't even defend her

but would you take her to the doctor so that he could mend her?

[JerseyRich]

I wonder if she likes Jamiroquai? Gotta love the bass player: Stuart Zender

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[DOHO@HOME]

She's now known as a marriage mender:blink:
Her old man has been on a call girl bender and all that ho wanted was a big daddy lender.:thumbup:

[mikeyboy]

Her face will never be on legal tender.

[ANC]

Has a myspace where people can befriend her.

[topless_mike]

her snatch smells, but i didnt want to offend her.

[ChrisTheCop]

Her face will never be on legal tender.


But if it happened, you could spend her.

[ANC]

"Linda Stender is really.....doh!"

http://stickandballguy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/homer-doh.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Her online store has an item for $14.95.

Linda Stender's Suspenders!

http://jetcomx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/suspenders.jpg

[dino_electropolis]

Love Davey Red...let it be known!

[ChrisTheCop]

Love Davey Red...let it be known!

uh oh... we need a thread amender.

[JerseyRich]

Love Davey Red...let it be known!

Who does? Linda Stender?

[terry-c]

her snatch smells, but i didnt want to offend her.

Was she clothed while blowing the vendor?

Or, ass up and naked in all her splendor? oops

[ANC]

Love Davey Red...let it be known!

And thar be the thread ender....

[DOHO@HOME]

thank you ANC-ENDER

[HBox]

Linda Stender! Dig This Blender!
Rainbow suspenders! Linda Stender!

WE SURRENDER!

SPEEEEEENNNNNNDD some dough at table three!

[topless_mike]

mommy's alright... daddy's alright.. they both just seem a little weird...

linda stender... surrender...but dont give yourself awayyyyy

[ChrisTheCop]

Linda Stender, beware her agender.

[ozzie]

Linda Stender, coulda been a contender.

[Tall_James]

Let me buy you a coffee. You take it with milk and a Splenda?

[TheMojoPin]

Her favorite film is Glen or Glender.*
























































*Some idiot from Boston said it.

[Tall_James]

Some idiot from Boston said it.

No I didn't.

[JerseyRich]

No I didn't.

Silly. You're not SOME idiot. You're THE idiot.



Linda Stender....oh so tender.

[topless_mike]

oh that linda stender...
boyhowdy i'd love to bend her................





ova here now...

[JerseySean]

oh that linda stender...
boyhowdy i'd love to bend her................





ova here now...

ewww