Should I???

[Dougie Brootal]

okay so my chick doesnt get home till around midnight cuz of her job, and i have a nice bottle of bourbon. my question for you, o great oracle of people ive never met but still know everything about me, should i start drinking now?

[Don Stugots]

okay so my chick doesnt get home till around midnight cuz of her job, and i have a nice bottle of bourbon. my question for you, o great oracle of people ive never met but still know everything about me, should i start drinking now?

NO. you have been drinking too much lately and have been depressed.

[drjoek]

don't make ya bad person

[biggestmexi]

just 'bate.

[Dougie Brootal]

NO. you have been drinking too much lately and have been depressed.

have you been talking to my chick?:annoyed:

[Don Stugots]

have you been talking to my chick?:annoyed:

no horse's ass, i have been reading your posts and your facebook messages. cut the shit with the drinking or i am driving down there to straighten you out.

[mikeyboy]

no horse's ass, i have been reading your posts and your facebook messages. cut the shit with the drinking or i am driving down there to straighten you out.

If you get there by midnight, you can be there for the threesome.

[ahhdurr]

is it sippin' whiskey?

[Dougie Brootal]

no horse's ass, i have been reading your posts and your facebook messages. cut the shit with the drinking or i am driving down there to straighten you out.

what facebook messages?

[Marc with a c]

i am driving down there to straighten you out.

that seems counter productive

[Don Stugots]

If you get there by midnight, you can be there for the threesome.

true but me with one hot chick and one pretty fag is not my idea of a threesome.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

way too early you freaking lush , show some self control

[Don Stugots]

what facebook messages?

from two weeks ago.

[Dougie Brootal]

is it sippin' whiskey?

yes. its rich and velvety

[Don Stugots]

way too early you freaking lush , show some self control

see, even hippo thinks you should chill and he is a fucking lush.

[ahhdurr]

yes. its rich and velvety

I suggest a compromise:

One tumbler - and just sip that sippin' hhhwiskey.

[Dougie Brootal]

from two weeks ago.

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeah... but im better now.

[epo]

just 'bate.

If you find a way to use both hands, you might finally get that elusive three-way.

[Dougie Brootal]

way too early you freaking lush , show some self control

from two weeks ago.

i started this thread for people to agree with me!

[topless_mike]

nothing screams "winner" like drinking by yourself on a friday nite.
even in MD

[Dougie Brootal]

nothing screams "winner" like drinking by yourself on a friday nite.
even in MD

i have a cat ya know...

[ahhdurr]

Put on some Miles and get surfin on Craigslist for a pair of strong hands and a husky voice before you make your decision...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I drink once a week at most

calling me a lush is libel Mr Stugots

[mikeyboy]

I drink once a week at most

calling me a lush is libel Mr Stugots

I'll give you my card.

[Aggie]

Nope, it's way to early for liquor. If you want to start now drink beer, otherwise you'll be passed out by 8 and your chick will be pissed when she wants to get some.

Now, if it was a joint, I'd say go for it and can I get some of that!

[Dougie Brootal]

Put on some Miles and get surfin on Craigslist for a pair of strong hands and a husky voice before you make your decision...

well my neighbor has strong hands and..... nevermind...:unsure:

[ahhdurr]

well my neighbor has strong hands and..... nevermind...:unsure:

not at all. go on. we're all friends here.

[Ritalin]

I say drink.

You could get drunk, pass out, wake up and shower before your chick ever gets home. Like nothing ever happened.

[Dougie Brootal]

I say drink.

You could get drunk, pass out, wake up and shower before your chick ever gets home. Like nothing ever happened.

i like the way you think!

[sailor]

drink all you want. don't let these bastards tell you what to do!

[Knowledged_one]

Take a percocet instead

all the effects of alcohol but without the hangover feeling

[Dougie Brootal]

Take a percocet instead

all the effects of alcohol but without the hangover feeling

got any to share?

[jonyrotn]

just 'bate.Yes, master..

Listen Doug, as long as you're not gonna need popsicle sticks and duct tape to guarantee your chick has a decent evening, I'd start boozing now..Actually I would have started on my way to work but I'm trying to find happiness at the bottom of a bottle.. :drunk:
Plus it's already midnight in Asia and we all know how you wanna roll with the Asians.. :thumbup:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

we don't want Doug to add pills to his porn alchohol and tranny addictions

[red_red_red]

who asks permission to have a drink? man up!!! http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/red_red_red36/smileys/the7855497.gif

[Dougie Brootal]

Yes, master..

Listen Doug, as long as you're not gonna need popsicle sticks and duct tape to guarantee your chick has a decent evening, I'd start boozing now..Actually I would have started on my way to work but I'm trying to find happiness at the bottom of a bottle.. :drunk:
Plus it's already midnight in Asia and we all know how you wanna roll with the Asians.. :thumbup:

you are fuckin hysterical man!:lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

who asks permission to have a drink? man up!!! http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q66/red_red_red36/smileys/the7855497.gif

not permission... advice .

[Dougie Brootal]

cat just pissed in the laundy basket, that does it...




EAST SIDE DOUG GRASSO IS POURIN' A STIFF ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[biggestmexi]

cat just pissed in the laundy basket, that does it...




EAST SIDE DOUG GRASSO IS POURIN' A STIFF ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good you took my advice with the stiffy

[sailor]

cat just pissed in the laundy basket, that does it...






dirty or clean?

[Dougie Brootal]

dirty or clean?

clean. :furious: :wallbash: :furious: :wallbash: :furious: :wallbash:

[sailor]

clean. :furious: :wallbash: :furious: :wallbash: :furious: :wallbash:

damn.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no reason to be airing your dirty laundry

[biggestmexi]

dirty or clean?

doesnt matter. should have made cumsies on them by now.



if my timing is right.

[biggestmexi]

clean. :furious: :wallbash: :furious: :wallbash: :furious: :wallbash:

obviously not

[Dougie Brootal]

doesnt matter. should have made cumsies on them by now.



if my timing is right.

well they were all my chicks clothes so i wouldve been wearing them around 8:00 anyway

[mendyweiss]

Dougie, Did You Check Your Blood Sugar This Afternoon ? Just Askin

[yojimbo7248]

Careful, man. I'm with Don Stugots on the holding off on drinking until your girlfriend gets home. I can relate to everything you have been writing lately. When I have been in a similar mental state, drinking alone has never turned out well. Too late, though. Thanks to the damn cat, it sounds like you are off and running with the bourbon. At least keep posting so you keep in contact with your ronfez.net friends.

[Dougie Brootal]

Dougie, Did You Check Your Blood Sugar This Afternoon ? Just Askin

yes sir! i stay on top the 'beetus!

[drjoek]

Its been an hour and a half what did you decide to do, I can't wait all night you know

[drjoek]

yes sir! i stay on top the 'beetus!

Its been an hour and a half what did you decide to do, I can't wait all night you know

Never mind based on you response to mendy I think I can figure it out

[Dougie Brootal]

Careful, man. I'm with Don Stugots on the holding off on drinking until your girlfriend gets home. I can relate to everything you have been writing lately. When I have been in a similar mental state, drinking alone has never turned out well. Too late, though. Thanks to the damn cat, it sounds like you are off and running with the bourbon. At least keep posting so you keep in contact with your ronfez.net friends.

im fine man i promise. jeez one jerrytaker episode and they never let you forget!

[biggestmexi]

Dougie, Did You Check Your Blood Sugar This Afternoon ? Just Askin

I bet your not really 20 minutes from everywhere.


Or is that what you tell the girls in bed when you are actually a lot quicker.

Doug, is drinking really THAT fun? More fun that the interweb?

Can I show you something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM

[Dougie Brootal]

I bet your not really 20 minutes from everywhere.


Or is that what you tell the girls in bed when you are actually a lot quicker.

Doug, is drinking really THAT fun? More fun that the interweb?

Can I show you something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM

my god that is the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[~Katja~]

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeah... but im better now.

was wondering about that, glad to hear

[Dougie Brootal]

was wondering about that, glad to hear

well ya couldve PM'ed or myspaced me... i always love talking to beautiful people... except you drjoek, im sick of your sexual advances...

[Don Stugots]

I come home from drinking, don't you do it doug. You fag. It

[Dougie Brootal]

I come home from drinking, don't you do it doug. You fag. It

couldn't have said it better myself!:drunk:

[Don Stugots]

I
Need another beer. I am celebrating.

[Dougie Brootal]

I
Need another beer. I am celebrating.

your avatar frightens me

[Don Stugots]

your avatar frightens me
Frank sidebottom is a legend. No need to feel fear. Wait till you see him on stage in april.

[~Katja~]

well ya couldve PM'ed or myspaced me... i always love talking to beautiful people... except you drjoek, im sick of your sexual advances...

didn't wanna be a pest... but I thought of ya

[Dougie Brootal]

didn't wanna be a pest... but I thought of ya

wouldn't be a pest at all. nothing with beautiful delicious boobs can be a pest... except king hippos bandaid...

[drjoek]

well ya couldve PM'ed or myspaced me... i always love talking to beautiful people... except you drjoek, im sick of your sexual advances...



Me love you long time.

[Ritalin]

alright dougie, time to set the alarm and pass out for while. At 11:30, you'll feel like a million bucks. We had a plan. Don't forget.

[red_red_red]

so how did it go last night? and why is the cat peeing on clothes instead of it's litter box?