Fez the LIAR

[robot artist]

Oh Fez... lying about the movie bet. I'm so disappointed...

[Snoogans]

what a dick move. Give Dave his money

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow Guess I'll pretend to be surprised when I listen to the replay


Whatley is a no good cheater, check his beard, I bet it has fake hair attached to it

[ChrisTheCop]

Was the bet, "first one found out loses"? You know Dave at least watched Sex in the City with his wife.

[biggestmexi]

At least Dave has a lot of things to watch now.

[yojimbo7248]

If his name is really Fez...

[Knowledged_one]

wow Guess I'll pretend to be surprised when I listen to the replay


Whatley is a no good cheater, check his beard, I bet it has fake hair attached to it

Like Cliff Claven in the Cheers beard bet

[booster11373]

That bet changed over time, Mr B to his credit kept the specifics changing, how it became Dave vs Fez shows Mr B's brilliance

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Like Cliff Claven in the Cheers beard bet

:lol: exactly

good catch

[Serpico1103]

Shame on Fez. He keeps secrets from Ron, ESD, the listeners, and probably himself.

[Knowledged_one]

:lol: exactly

good catch

I'm clever maybe once a day and i think i just used my quota

[robot artist]

wow Guess I'll pretend to be surprised when I listen to the replay


Whatley is a no good cheater, check his beard, I bet it has fake hair attached to it

Sorry, King. It hadn't occured to me that I might be posting a spoiler for anyone. It's just that I've had the wind knocked out of me and can't quite think straight...

..wow...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Sorry, King. It hadn't occured to me that I might be posting a spoiler for anyone. It's just that I've had the wind knocked out of me and can't quite think straight...

..wow...


nah its my fault

I should just listen at work and deal with the repercussions

[Snoogans]

person of honor, seriously fez?

[Patient zer0]

wow this entire time I thought for sure dave would have slipped and said he had seen dark knight or indy.

[yojimbo7248]

and Fez would have taken ESD's money if he had seen a movie. I'm so disappointed.

[~Katja~]

Fezzie is badass... go Fez... go Fez! :thumbup:

[Caseyelan]

Was the bet, "first one found out loses"? You know Dave at least watched Sex in the City with his wife.

I swear on my puppy.

No.

I watched about an hour of it.

Then went to bed and he watched football downstairs the whole time.

[EliSnow]

I swear on my puppy.

No.

I watched about an hour of it.

Then went to bed and he watched football downstairs the whole time.

I think the next time you talk to ESD, you let him know all the things Julianna needs bought for her.

[WillfulBoy]

What's next Fez? You gonna tell us about how that girlfriend of yours in Niagra Falls lost your baby boy, at six weeks?

Never thought I'd see the day. Boy am I disappointed, but at least Dave can buy a few bottles of Jamesons to bring to all those movies with him.

[Liverspot]

I'm really disappointed in Fezzie, I can hardly stand to listen to him now that I know I can't count on him to tell the truth like Earl.:smoke:

[GreatAmericanZero]

I am sooooooooooooooooo fucking proud of East Side Dave winning the movie bet!

This weekend he needs to get a copy of "Indianna Jones 4"..have Pepper Hicks give him burnt dvds of "Dark Knight", "Burn After Reading" and "W."...then he needs to get a couple of 12 packs and just have a great weekend

I was thinking of a penalty for Fez, and i think that they should figure out the day he went to see "Choke" and have him give Dave an extra $100 a day for everyday he lied. That would be fair, no?

But it seems like everything is coming up sunny for the Ron & Fez show these days. Ron has the Phillies winning the World Series, Earl has Obama winning the presidency, Dave won the movie bet and Fez has some kinda secret that has made him seem like a happier person. Good for all!

[EliSnow]

Ron has the Phillies winning the World Series,

Someone wants to get banned.

[ahhdurr]

Fez was watching movies allll summer.

No doubt in my mind.

Here's Fez every night -->:popcorn:

[MisterSmith]

Profoundly disappointed in Fez. Not that he lost the bet, but that he outright LIED and swore up and down that he hadn't seen a movie. Stating that he would have taken Dave's money anyway added a disappointment-cherry to the top of the disappointment-sundae.

Shame on you Fez. :nono:


P.S. - I completely believe Dave; he hasn't seen a movie since the bet started. The man will psychotically follow-through with a bet, even if it hurts him. He has shown that time and time again.

[BigReggie]

ESD is the champ! With his man love (which is a little concerning) for Harrison Ford, this is quite the feat. Will this momentum drive him to the beard victory?

[GreatAmericanZero]

Someone wants to get banned.

well they technically are "Winning" as in they are ahead

[Snoogans]

Someone wants to get banned.

why would someone get banned for celebrating the fact that

THE PHILIDELPHIA PHILLIES ARE the 2008 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS

[GreatAmericanZero]

why would someone get banned for celebrating the fact that

THE PHILIDELPHIA PHILLIES ARE the 2008 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS

see i didnt go that far

[Lady Resin]

Shave the beard Fez. No more bets.:down:

[Dingbat_Charlie]

Someone wants to get banned.

I thought the punishment for this crime is getting your eye thumbed out.

[disneyspy]

in the chippewa language"fez" means "one who speaks with crooked tongue"

[Snoogans]

see i didnt go that far

few do, my man, few do. Even with hippos picking them, the phillies have it in the bag

[yojimbo7248]

in the chippewa language"fez" means "one who speaks with crooked tongue"

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[GreatAmericanZero]

Shave the beard Fez. No more bets.:down:

since the "beard bet" is going to be decided by the weight of the hair shaved off, the staff has to make sure he does hide little filings of metal or lead in his beard that day to add weight

he can't be trustsed

[spadanko]

So hurt by Fez lying.. and betrayed

[Snoogans]

since the "beard bet" is going to be decided by the weight of the hair shaved off, the staff has to make sure he does hide little filings of metal or lead in his beard that day to add weight

he can't be trustsed

i saw an episode of csi where this boxer put mercury in his gloves to make them harder and heavier

DONT PUT MERCURY IN YOUR BEARD FEZ

[patrick187]

His real name is Todd Hilliard and hes a gay.:furious:

[Snoogans]

His real name is Todd Hilliard and hes a gay.:furious:

I love his brother Ike

[MacVittie]

since the "beard bet" is going to be decided by the weight of the hair shaved off, the staff has to make sure he does hide little filings of metal or lead in his beard that day to add weight

he can't be trustsed

A beard growing contest by weight makes no sense. Fez could just lather in some vasoline or lotion to get extra weight. Length is the only fair way to go.

[jauble]

A beard growing contest by weight makes no sense. Fez could just lather in some vasoline or lotion to get extra weight. Length is the only fair way to go.

I say volume.

[GreatAmericanZero]

A beard growing contest by weight makes no sense. Fez could just lather in some vasoline or lotion to get extra weight. Length is the only fair way to go.

i think the idea that on "Super Bowl Monday" they are both going to shave their beards completely and weigh them each is hilarious

now that we know fez is a cheater, maybe that day has to be judged carefully to avoid cheating. Judges can supervise and make sure that they wash their faces vigorously before shaving

[Contra]

Disappointed yes, surprised no

[Sudsy Mug Saloon]

I am sooooooooooooooooo fucking proud of East Side Dave winning the movie bet!

This weekend he needs to get a copy of "Indianna Jones 4"..have Pepper Hicks give him burnt dvds of "Dark Knight", "Burn After Reading" and "W."...then he needs to get a couple of 12 packs and just have a great weekend

I was thinking of a penalty for Fez, and i think that they should figure out the day he went to see "Choke" and have him give Dave an extra $100 a day for everyday he lied. That would be fair, no?

But it seems like everything is coming up sunny for the Ron & Fez show these days. Ron has the Phillies winning the World Series, Earl has Obama winning the presidency, Dave won the movie bet and Fez has some kinda secret that has made him seem like a happier person. Good for all!


Nah Fez secret is that he finally realized he loves the "Pu-Tang" Ah the days before soundboard Fez....

[AnnoyedGrunt]

People are surprised? Fez is known as the dirtiest player in the game!

[Snoogans]

People are surprised? Fez is known as the dirtiest player in the game!

John Stockton?

[ElBoberino]

I'm not surprised that Fez lied. Trusted Dave way more than Fez when it came to this bet. At least Dave had Casey to vouch for him. Fez only had someone to vouch that he had been to a movie.

http://themitchandnanshow.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/liar.jpg

[disneyspy]

i think fez has been lyin to us bout bein gay
and i think he writes kathleen from the bronx' blog
and hes sue_bender

[Doogie]

I dont even think he is an uncle...or that he is even a Todd. The whole story from him is a lie...a lie that allows the melon people to come down and suck our brains out in preparation for galactic conquest.

[MisterSmith]

I dont even think he is an uncle...or that he is even a Todd. The whole story from him is a lie...a lie that allows the melon people to come down and suck our brains out in preparation for galactic conquest.

http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/music/images/Ani-DiFranco.jpg

[Doogie]

http://www.feministezine.com/feminist/music/images/Ani-DiFranco.jpg

Ha ha...no wasnt going for that joke.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Fezzie, Fezzie, Fezzie... I may have to pull my prezidential endorsement of you over this...

[WillfulBoy]

Profoundly disappointed in Fez. Not that he lost the bet, but that he outright LIED and swore up and down that he hadn't seen a movie. Stating that he would have taken Dave's money anyway added a disappointment-cherry to the top of the disappointment-sundae.

Shame on you Fez. :nono:


P.S. - I completely believe Dave; he hasn't seen a movie since the bet started. The man will psychotically follow-through with a bet, even if it hurts him. He has shown that time and time again.

He sure has. He's walking around with WackBag and Happy Boy tattooed into his body!

[BlackSpider]

He sure has. He's walking around with WackBag and Lugky Boy tattooed into his body!

fixed...

[robot artist]

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[Dash77]

I've lost some respect for fez, and if he would have just fessed up to seeing a movie earlier I wouldn't feel the same.:nono:

[PapaBear]

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Funny! I just finished reading a newspaper article about a book about Wacky Packages (http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5jcPVVY5_JO-UEkkySPeQJYCTiLuA)!!!

[Marc with a c]

that was real weak on fez's part, but when he yelled "yeah well i met sam rockwell" i cracked up.

[keverlast]

Stupid bets, i'm sure both have seen movies. Dave's a better liar:devil2:

[biozombie]

Finally we'll get to hear ESD's take on that awful Indiana Jones movie.

[pittphantoms]

Fez getting ratted out was one of my favorite moments EVER on Ron and Fez.

I am so happy Dave won in time for his Birthday movie.

[Golfman]

He knew of Fez's dishonesty and cheating. I believe that is the BIG SECRET...

[Serpico1103]

Would Fez have owned up to losing the bet if ESD saw a movie, or would he have taken his money?

[RAAMONE]

Would Fez have owned up to losing the bet if ESD saw a movie, or would he have taken his money?

he said he would have taken the money

[yojimbo7248]

Would Fez have owned up to losing the bet if ESD saw a movie, or would he have taken his money?

yesterday he said he would have taken the money. he took away all of the respect I had for him when he said that. Now we hear about his big night out on the pink carpet. When will the lies end?

[yojimbo7248]

Lies make baby jesus cry, Fezzie.

[Serpico1103]

he said he would have taken the money

If he would have then he is a disgusting person. It was a bet based on trust. But, I guess being a closeted homosexual can be expensive, so he must need that money for his chicken dinners.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

now that i listened to the audio



Fez's southern roots came out

I met Sam Rockwellllllllllllll

hilarious


but yes pay Dave his money , you Liar

[spainlinx0]

I think this proves that Fez may hate Dave or resent him in some way now. I don't think he would keep the money if the bet were with another person, but he sounded very annoyed with Dave when he said he would keep it, and he also mentioned that he did it because he thought he would get away with it because Dave is such an idiot.

That was a great moment though. The Sam Rockwell line was hilarious.