I have a weird confession........

[alabamatrucker]

Bless me RonFez.net it has been several months since my actual catholic confession...

I use to hangout with this guy and all we did was hangaround his house and snort oxycontins and watch television and play video games. Sometimes i would steal Oxy's from him while he was nodded out and go in the bathroom and pretend to be shitting and snort them. This is while i was really addicted. He also use to book games and one time he went to go spend the night with his girlfriend and he told me to answer the phone and take action and fill out the columns and etc.. Well i didnt pay very good attention and i fucked his bet sheet up really bad and never told him half the people i got the wrong bets with.

I also use to smell his girlfriends used pannies while he wasnt around. I also use to order payper views while he was away and never tell him or pay for them. I did countless shit in my opiate addiction days. He would also send me to pick up oc's for him and he told me to not get high until i got back to the house and as soon as i picked up the oxy's for him i would fix wherever i was in public. It wasnt a great idea to be fixing when you have 180 , 80mg oxys. Anyway i just wanted to get some of it off my chest.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

seems like a normal Wednesday in Alabama

[Snoogans]

Bless me RonFez.net it has been several months since my actual catholic confession...

I use to hangout with this guy and all we did was hangaround his house and snort oxycontins and watch television and play video games. Sometimes i would steal Oxy's from him while he was nodded out and go in the bathroom and pretend to be shitting and snort them. This is while i was really addicted. He also use to book games and one time he went to go spend the night with his girlfriend and he told me to answer the phone and take action and fill out the columns and etc.. Well i didnt pay very good attention and i fucked his bet sheet up really bad and never told him half the people i got the wrong bets with.

I also use to smell his girlfriends used pannies while he wasnt around. I also use to order payper views while he was away and never tell him or pay for them. I did countless shit in my opiate addiction days. He would also send me to pick up oc's for him and he told me to not get high until i got back to the house and as soon as i picked up the oxy's for him i would fix wherever i was in public. It wasnt a great idea to be fixing when you have 180 , 80mg oxys. Anyway i just wanted to get some of it off my chest.

i hope you didnt snort them all and at least turned some of those into some nice cash for yourself

[Fezticle98]

The panty part sounds like ever caller confession when Ron & Fez do confession day.

The other parts just seem like the hazards of the oxy trade.

Don't beat yourself up over it. Or if you feel bad, maybe you can show up at his place and pay him back for the ppv's and oxy and let him sniff your "skivvies"

[alabamatrucker]

seems like a normal Wednesday in Alabama

hahhaha

Well this was a long time ago and i have been off the oxy's for a long time. I also will never make amends with this guy because hes a scumbag in my opinion. He waited until i was out of town and fucked my exwife. Last i heard of him he was in bad shape still slingin dope and not doing good. I hope he gets clean someday.

[Jujubees2]

So far none of what I hear makes you a bad person.

[FezsAssistant]

I just took a gander at the size of your tits in your pic. Are you sure you weren't doing oxytocin?

[FezsAssistant]

I'm sorry. That was mean and uncalled for.

[DonInNC]

Alabamatrucker - If you ever want to go back there vicariously, you should pick up a copy of Knockemstiff by Donald Ray Pollock, if you don't have one already. Your confession could have been a chapter.

[Mullenax]

Everybody does a lil' more while there friends are nodded out. How else are you supposed to keep having fun? Don't feel bad, it's over.

[MacVittie]

Whenever I catch myself doing weird/underhanded stuff, I just assume that all of my friends would do the same to me when my back is turned. It helps a lot with the guilt.

[razorboy]

Doesn't sound like anything out of line for anyone who has ever had a problem.

[Yosammity]

Bless me RonFez.net it has been several months since my actual catholic confession...

I use to hangout with this guy and all we did was hangaround his house and snort oxycontins and watch television and play video games. Sometimes i would steal Oxy's from him while he was nodded out and go in the bathroom and pretend to be shitting and snort them. This is while i was really addicted. He also use to book games and one time he went to go spend the night with his girlfriend and he told me to answer the phone and take action and fill out the columns and etc.. Well i didnt pay very good attention and i fucked his bet sheet up really bad and never told him half the people i got the wrong bets with.

I also use to smell his girlfriends used pannies while he wasnt around. I also use to order payper views while he was away and never tell him or pay for them. I did countless shit in my opiate addiction days. He would also send me to pick up oc's for him and he told me to not get high until i got back to the house and as soon as i picked up the oxy's for him i would fix wherever i was in public. It wasnt a great idea to be fixing when you have 180 , 80mg oxys. Anyway i just wanted to get some of it off my chest.

When are you gonna get to the confession?

[alabamatrucker]

Yikes, bigtits, everyone does it, i guess im not a bad person after all.

[alabamatrucker]

Sometimes i let my girlfriend put her finger around my butt and in my butt ,during sex.

[Fezticle98]

Sometimes i let my girlfriend put her finger around my butt and in my butt ,during sex.

Let, or beg her?

So you're gay. Don't make you a bad person.

[ahhdurr]

The panty part sounds like ever caller confession when Ron & Fez do confession day.

The other parts just seem like the hazards of the oxy trade.

Don't beat yourself up over it. Or if you feel bad, maybe you can show up at his place and pay him back for the ppv's and oxy and let him sniff your "skivvies"

yeah man - fucking Tuesday night NA meeting stuff. Don't sweat it.

[ahhdurr]

Sometimes i let my girlfriend put her finger around my butt and in my butt ,during sex.

oh but dear sweet lord I missed this...

ok... let's have it all now... keep going.

[SouthSideJohnny]

Sometimes i let my girlfriend put her finger around my butt and in my butt ,during sex.

She sure is a lucky gal

[zildjian361]

She sure is a lucky gal

f**k i thought you were gonna confess your the real Southside.:smoke::drunk::tongue:

[donnie_darko]

you're obviously voting for mc cain.

[zildjian361]

you're obviously voting for mc cain.

HNIC rules:wink:

[Yosammity]

Sometimes i let my girlfriend put her finger around my butt and in my butt ,during sex.

"During sex" as opposed to during poopie time?

[WillfulBoy]

Bless me RonFez.net it has been several months since my actual catholic confession...

I use to hangout with this guy and all we did was hangaround his house and snort oxycontins and watch television and play video games. Sometimes i would steal Oxy's from him while he was nodded out and go in the bathroom and pretend to be shitting and snort them. This is while i was really addicted. He also use to book games and one time he went to go spend the night with his girlfriend and he told me to answer the phone and take action and fill out the columns and etc.. Well i didnt pay very good attention and i fucked his bet sheet up really bad and never told him half the people i got the wrong bets with.

I also use to smell his girlfriends used pannies while he wasnt around. I also use to order payper views while he was away and never tell him or pay for them. I did countless shit in my opiate addiction days. He would also send me to pick up oc's for him and he told me to not get high until i got back to the house and as soon as i picked up the oxy's for him i would fix wherever i was in public. It wasnt a great idea to be fixing when you have 180 , 80mg oxys. Anyway i just wanted to get some of it off my chest.

What makes you think this is weird? We've all done some despicable shit due to our addictions. When I was living that life we used to open up the train cars about a mile from the station and it was like Christmas. We'd support our habits with whatever we found. Sometimes it was electronics like TVs, stereos, VCRs and shit, but some times we had to run around with bags of Shrimp or Lobster tails, or large 50 lb boxes of Ribs, and try to find someone to buy them while they still smelled and looked fresh. But the seafood wasn't even the hardest stuff to sell. Clothes were the worst. Running around with Jeans, shirts, and coats sucked the most because you couldn't sell them to just anyone. They had to be just the right size. It always seemed like the fat people had money but we had small sizes, and the people who were the size of the things we had didn't have money.
I digress. Anyway I'm sure someone lost a lot of money. I know Amtrak and Metro North insures the cargo but still it wasn't the proudest time of my life.

Even worse than that is that I've destroyed a few young girls' lives by giving them their first line of coke, or Oxy pill. In less than a year, one of these young ladies went from goodie-twoshoes church girl to a hooker roaming the streets doing unspeakable acts, even with schwoogies, just to get money to support their drug habit .

Anyway, I'm just saying, we've all done some dreadful shit when we're addicted. :devil2:
But damn it was a lot of fun. Except for those days when you had nothing and went through detox, and wanted to die. That shit sucked. But stealing pills from another druggie, thats nothing. We've all cut up the coke and given the bigger line to our selves, or grabbed an extra pill here or there. So the worst thing you've done is watch pay-per-view on his tab. Who cares? Nobody's life was really changed by it, unless this started another addiction to porn or something.

[SatCam]

atleast you got a big dick