I sit when I pee....

[topless_mike]

not because im girly or anything, its just that well, im lazy.

im the one who cleans the bathroom. the less piss drippings on the toilet, the easier it is for me to clean. so i conceed by sitting down to pee.

another reason is that every nite, at 4:20-4:30, ol' hamster bladder here has to go pee. even if i havent drank (drunk, drinked) anything all day, my pisser will be full just to spite me. luckily, i have learned to navigate my dark house without ever having to turn the light on or open my eyes. i can literally walk to the br, sit down, pee, wash my hands, and go back to bed without opening my eyes.

just needed to say that.

[KingGeno]

I piss in sinks. Sometimes.

[TheMojoPin]

According to Dr. Steve, you can "gain" an inch to the length of your schlong for every 35 pounds you lose.

FYI.

[RAAMONE]

i pee in the shower

[Recyclerz]

not because im girly or anything, its just that well, im lazy.

im the one who cleans the bathroom. the less piss drippings on the toilet, the easier it is for me to clean. so i conceed by sitting down to pee.

another reason is that every nite, at 4:20-4:30, ol' hamster bladder here has to go pee. even if i havent drank (drunk, drinked) anything all day, my pisser will be full just to spite me. luckily, i have learned to navigate my dark house without ever having to turn the light on or open my eyes. i can literally walk to the br, sit down, pee, wash my hands, and go back to bed without opening my eyes.

just needed to say that.

Old prison habits die hard, eh? :wink:

[LaBoob]

I pee standing up.

[topless_mike]

I pee standing up.

marry me ?

[Bossanova]

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=e31f044ab5207a050d09b0e9c71b1a1c

[Dougie Brootal]

i also sit.


























































that will be all.

[LaBoob]

marry me ?

You are easily pleased :tongue:

[Aggie]

not because im girly or anything, its just that well, im lazy.

im the one who cleans the bathroom. the less piss drippings on the toilet, the easier it is for me to clean. so i conceed by sitting down to pee.

another reason is that every nite, at 4:20-4:30, ol' hamster bladder here has to go pee. even if i havent drank (drunk, drinked) anything all day, my pisser will be full just to spite me. luckily, i have learned to navigate my dark house without ever having to turn the light on or open my eyes. i can literally walk to the br, sit down, pee, wash my hands, and go back to bed without opening my eyes.
just needed to say that.

Welcome to the wonderful world of being a girl! I've been doing that for YEARS!

[~Katja~]

my son sits at home, but stands at the daycare... the difference is that the damn toilet is so low there that he CAN do it.
But at home I have tried to make him do it standing but even with the stool it is too high and I also don't care to hold it for him... being a mommy is hard... we have to teach our sons how to hold their junk and not play with it while peeing.

[Whiskeyportal]

when i was a kid my mom would put cheerios in the toilet for me to piss on, so i could piss like a man. i still love to piss on things to this day! thanks mom!!!!!:wub:

[~Katja~]

when i was a kid my mom would put cheerios in the toilet for me to piss on, so i could piss like a man. i still love to piss on things to this day! thanks mom!!!!!:wub:

tried that, he still plays with his peepee instead of holding it to piss...

[Whiskeyportal]

ha ha, i think we're all guilty of that though

[commish13]

According to Dr. Steve, you can "gain" an inch to the length of your schlong for every 35 pounds you lose.

FYI.

He's right. I know it from recent personal experience.

[Don Stugots]

Mike, I do the same thing. I barely open my eyes when I get up to pee during the night.
No night lites either.

[Aggie]

The next thing we all want to know is if you use TP or just shake dry?

[topless_mike]

for the record, 2 shakes unless im feeling motivated.

[Don Stugots]

2 shakes and walk away. TP it? What are gay?

[Dougie Brootal]

The next thing we all want to know is if you use TP or just shake dry?

i TP it at work. nothing more embarrassing than piss drips on your business slacks...

[topless_mike]

i TP it at work. nothing more embarrassing than piss drips on your business slacks...

if you actually wore underwear, you wouldnt have the problem.
you savage.

[topless_mike]

You are easily pleased :tongue:

you have no idea...

[Dougie Brootal]

if you actually wore underwear, you wouldnt have the problem.
you savage.

i put my weiner and balls through the pee hole.

[topless_mike]

i put my weiner and balls through the pee hole.

you need to fix your valve then. shouldnt have that much post-drip.

[Dougie Brootal]

you need to fix your valve then. shouldnt have that much post-drip.

the pee hole in the boxers, you dolt!

[TheMojoPin]

the pee hole in the boxers, you dolt!

That, and one strategically placed drop can soak right through the underwear AND pants.

When wearing nice pants (and decorum dictates a shirt can't be covering the offending area) one must think about such things.

[ScottFromGA]

not because im girly or anything, its just that well, im lazy.

im the one who cleans the bathroom. the less piss drippings on the toilet, the easier it is for me to clean. so i conceed by sitting down to pee.

another reason is that every nite, at 4:20-4:30, ol' hamster bladder here has to go pee. even if i havent drank (drunk, drinked) anything all day, my pisser will be full just to spite me. luckily, i have learned to navigate my dark house without ever having to turn the light on or open my eyes. i can literally walk to the br, sit down, pee, wash my hands, and go back to bed without opening my eyes.

just needed to say that.

well......I hope your happy!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

you need to fix your valve then. shouldnt have that much post-drip.

he's right. that means you likely are going to have a kidney stone and/or urinary tract infection. jus' kidding

[razorboy]

I sit to pee when I'm drunk and I don't want the bathroom light to scorch my retinas in the dead of night.

[SinA]

That is fucked up, you fucking gay-ass faggot.
















Is what I might have said if I didn't, once in a while, for ease and convenience, pee sitting. About 50% of the time.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I hear you can still miss while sitting down and pissing. Mostly I hear this from women commenting on the girl's bathroom, which completely mystifies me. Anybody ever swing that?

[topless_mike]

the pee hole in the boxers, you dolt!

i've never had piss bleed through to my pants enough to show the wet spot.

you have some issues, brotha.


*paging dr steve.....*

[Hottub]

i put my weiner and balls through the glory hole.


No suprise there.

[RhinoinMN]

Do you do this too Mike?

http://www.ghchealth.com/images/oxypowder/kingpin.jpg

[RoseBlood]

I hear you can still miss while sitting down and pissing. Mostly I hear this from women commenting on the girl's bathroom, which completely mystifies me. Anybody ever swing that?


Yes, women's bathrooms can be disgusting. Often times there's piss all over the seat which makes us have to hover. I'm usually pretty neat about the whole thing but when you've held it in for any length of time, the pressure builds up and well, the piss shoots out with such force, sometimes it sprays the seat. Most women probably don't clean up after themselves, especially with a public bathroom, so they leave the mess for the next person and so the cycle of piss splatter on the toilet seat continues.

[biggestmexi]

me too.

[EliSnow]

I sit at nights too, and other times if I'm feeling tired.

I once heard a story from my mother's friend saying that she heard that a man's chances of having a heart attack at night are greater if he stands while peeing as opposed to sitting.

Do I believe her? Fuck if I know, and for all I know, she says it so that men sit and leave the seat down at night.

But I'm not going to mess with it either.

[~Katja~]

Yes, women's bathrooms can be disgusting. Often times there's piss all over the seat which makes us have to hover. I'm usually pretty neat about the whole thing but when you've held it in for any length of time, the pressure builds up and well, the piss shoots out with such force, sometimes it sprays the seat. Most women probably don't clean up after themselves, especially with a public bathroom, so they leave the mess for the next person and so the cycle of piss splatter on the toilet seat continues.

the funny thing is that it comes from hovering in the first place.

sadly the piss is not the worst, I get so disgusted but I have seen shit and blood all over the seat and the front UGH

[KC2OSO]

nice!

[RoseBlood]

the funny thing is that it comes from hovering in the first place.


Excactly! Hopefully someday all public restrooms will have those automatic toilet seat covers.

sadly the piss is not the worst, I get so disgusted but I have seen shit and blood all over the seat and the front UGH

Eww Eww Eww! I've never seen that (yet) but I can believe it. I have seen menstrual blood filled toilets, usually with a tampon or maxi pad, aka.. swiffer :wink: clogged at the bottom. I've even seen shit laying on the floor to the side of the toilet! Explain that one people?! :wacko::nono:

At my mom's work, the director actually had to hold a couple of staff meetings specifically to address the issue of proper toilet use etiquette. Apparently, one of her woman co-workers consistently leaves poop droppings/drippings/ whatever ew.. on the toilet seat. Everyone knows who it is but they can't single her out. Mom thinks it's because the woman is blind and can't see, even so, how does one get shit on the toilet seat?!?! She suggested they tell everyone to use wipies or towlettes on the seat after use :flush:

[ScottFromGA]

WHAT IS IT ABOUT GROWING UP THAT THERES CONSTANT TALK OF PISSING AND SHITTING!!


UGH!!! GROWING UP SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash:

[west milly Tom]

Excactly! Hopefully someday all public restrooms will have those automatic toilet seat covers.



Eww Eww Eww! I've never seen that (yet) but I can believe it. I have seen menstrual blood filled toilets, usually with a tampon or maxi pad, aka.. swiffer :wink: clogged at the bottom. I've even seen shit laying on the floor to the side of the toilet! Explain that one people?! :wacko::nono:

At my mom's work, the director actually had to hold a couple of staff meetings specifically to address the issue of proper toilet use etiquette. Apparently, one of her woman co-workers consistently leaves poop droppings/drippings/ whatever ew.. on the toilet seat. Everyone knows who it is but they can't single her out. Mom thinks it's because the woman is blind and can't see, even so, how does one get shit on the toilet seat?!?! She suggested they tell everyone to use wipies or towlettes on the seat after use :flush:



Eww.

[mailman73]

i work in the post office and once went into a stall that had liquid shit on the back wall .....how bad do you have to hold it in to shit on the back wall .....animals

and i also sit to pee at night also

[RoseBlood]

Eww.

If you find that gross then you should click here. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=73605)

[SatCam]

this is an issue that hits close to home with me.


you see I started sitting to piss in the morning when I was tired and didnt want to stand. That seemed to work out good........ too good you could say. I liked the idea so much I started to sit down to piss all the time. No biggie. Except I started to notice that when I stood to piss (neccessary in a public restroom) I had trouble getting a flow. You could say my body got used to sit pissing and started to unlearn stand pissing.


So I got scared and started back onto the long and hard road of stand pissing.

The other problem I ran into while sitting was feeling the need to shit. When one pisses I guess they strain their ass muscles in order to let the piss flow. This causes little to no problem while standing, but while sitting you are in a good position to let it flow. Of course around this time I started to develop digestive issues that often involved looser and more frequent than desired bowel movements. Because of this I wanted to avoid a position that would encourage that sort of thing when I wasnt "ready" for it.

Mike, if you have any questions do not hesitate to contact me

[NadBatter]

Im forced to sit when I pee, cause im so fat my dick is smaller than a clit now. :sad: 6/2ft 510 LBs... I have like 40 LBS of cock fat padding engulfing my small cocktail frank. Good News is I did measurements and if i lost my weight my dick would be a good solid 7-8 inches.

[TheMojoPin]

i've never had piss bleed through to my pants enough to show the wet spot.

you have some issues, brotha.


*paging dr steve.....*

Do you not own any nice pants?

[Dingbat_Charlie]

any thread with a tim and eric reference or link is like a point of light in an otherwise dull and dark universe.

[Pestz4Evah]

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[GreatAmericanZero]

i am so anti-sitting to pee that when im taking a shit and then realize i have to pee, ill finish shitting and then stand up and pee

[KC2OSO]

i am so anti-sitting to pee that when im taking a shit and then realize i have to pee, ill finish shitting and then stand up and pee
Reading this, I thought you were going to say that you shit standing up.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Reading this, I thought you were going to say that you shit standing up.

would explain the walls

[sr71blackbird]

I know a guy who squats to shit

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I know a guy who squats to shit

jeremiah johnson?

[sr71blackbird]

jeremiah johnson?

Nope, some guy named Neil

[Fez4PrezN2008]

That, and one strategically placed drop can soak right through the underwear AND pants.

When wearing nice pants (and decorum dictates a shirt can't be covering the offending area) one must think about such things.
This is exactly why clipboards were invented



...that and to walk around with looking like you are in charge

[topless_mike]

Do you not own any nice pants?

i own lots of nice pants.
but i also purchase quality boxers. that and my valve does not leak.

[TheMojoPin]

i own lots of nice pants.
but i also purchase quality boxers. that and my valve does not leak.

Congratulations on your tiny, underdeveloped cockhole.

[~Katja~]

Congratulations on your tiny, underdeveloped cockhole.

though it recently was responsible for creating life

[TheMojoPin]

though it recently was responsible for creating life

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/hank-hill-1.jpg