So my friend told me a deep dark secret that will change the way I look at him foreva [Archive]

lleeder

11-11-2008, 07:12 PM

I'm at work today talking to this guy I've known for a while and we're just talking about nothing. He doesn't have XM or listen to Ron and Fez so don't worry this won't get back to him. Out of nowhere he says...he says to me...Have you ever played Mafia Life? "Mafia Life, well no never" I respond. Then he goes on and on about how much he likes it and how much fun it is. I know I was just as shocked as you are.

TheMojoPin

11-11-2008, 07:13 PM

Friend no more.

jauble

11-11-2008, 07:14 PM

I'm at work today talking to this guy I've known for a while and we're just talking about nothing. He doesn't have XM or listen to Ron and Fez so don't worry this won't get back to him. Out of nowhere he says...he says to me...Have you ever played Mafia Life? "Mafia Life, well no never" I respond. Then he goes on and on about how much he likes it and how much fun it is. I know I was just as shocked as you are.

Is that Fez's secret as well?

JPMNICK

11-11-2008, 07:14 PM

I'm at work today talking to this guy I've known for a while and we're just talking about nothing. He doesn't have XM or listen to Ron and Fez so don't worry this won't get back to him. Out of nowhere he says...he says to me...Have you ever played Mafia Life? "Mafia Life, well no never" I respond. Then he goes on and on about how much he likes it and how much fun it is. I know I was just as shocked as you are.

tell us his name so chris can register it and then redirect the link to mafialife.com

Tall_James

11-11-2008, 07:17 PM

Did you whack him with your invisible scimitar?

PapaBear

11-11-2008, 07:23 PM

Mathia?

SatCam

11-12-2008, 02:08 PM

has he ever heard of the rolling stones?

Marc with a c

11-12-2008, 02:10 PM

has he ever heard of the rolling stones?

I was going to write that, but since you did I don't have to.

Devo37

11-12-2008, 02:11 PM

tell us his name so chris can register it and then redirect the link to mafialife.com

:lol::lol:

GreatAmericanZero

11-12-2008, 02:13 PM

I'm at work today talking to this guy I've known for a while and we're just talking about nothing. He doesn't have XM or listen to Ron and Fez so don't worry this won't get back to him. Out of nowhere he says...he says to me...Have you ever played Mafia Life? "Mafia Life, well no never" I respond. Then he goes on and on about how much he likes it and how much fun it is. I know I was just as shocked as you are.

oh wow man. Thats a tough spot

we're here for you

~Katja~

11-12-2008, 02:14 PM

Mathia?

the Mothia

and maybe he means the mobster games on myspace???
Isn't there another mafia game out there that sounds similar?

PerryWinkle

11-12-2008, 02:20 PM

the Mothia

and maybe he means the mobster games on myspace???
Isn't there another mafia game out there that sounds similar?

seems like you know a thing or two about online mafia games. Are you keeping something from us?

Furtherman

11-12-2008, 02:20 PM

You should have stabbed him with a pencil and screamed "TWO DAMAGE!"

Foster

11-12-2008, 02:21 PM

the Mothia

and maybe he means the mobster games on myspace???
Isn't there another mafia game out there that sounds similar?

please god, let katja be wrong, please

~Katja~

11-12-2008, 02:28 PM

seems like you know a thing or two about online mafia games. Are you keeping something from us?
my name is Paige

You should have stabbed him with a pencil and screamed "TWO DAMAGE!"

lol seems like THIS guy knows a thing or two about these games

Westley

11-12-2008, 02:29 PM

gross

FezsAssistant

11-12-2008, 02:30 PM

Is his gf's name Spanishy?

PerryWinkle

11-12-2008, 02:32 PM

Is his gf's name Spanishy?

Boooooooooo!

Devo37

11-12-2008, 02:33 PM

bang! bang! bang!

atsa matta you?! i jus whacked all a yous!! fogedaboudit!!

(i love being an online wise guy)

IMSlacker

11-12-2008, 02:49 PM

Does your friend have robot arms?

CofyCrakCocaine

11-12-2008, 09:42 PM

I was banned for hacking cuz I beat a dragon just by saying "FUCK YOU DRAGON!"

GreatAmericanZero

11-13-2008, 04:48 AM

Is his gf's name Spanishy?

now Ron DEFINITELY wouldn't be proud of you after that line

IamPixie

11-13-2008, 05:01 AM

Is his gf's name Spanishy?

I would have gone with germany

TripleSkeet

11-13-2008, 07:14 AM

I'm at work today talking to this guy I've known for a while and we're just talking about nothing. He doesn't have XM or listen to Ron and Fez so don't worry this won't get back to him. Out of nowhere he says...he says to me...Have you ever played Mafia Life? "Mafia Life, well no never" I respond. Then he goes on and on about how much he likes it and how much fun it is. I know I was just as shocked as you are.

That may be the greatest confession ever.

King Hippos Bandaid

11-13-2008, 07:35 AM

we've all seen The Godfather and Goodfellas and know about Teflon Don

most think , hey murder, family, canollis, this is freaking sweet, maybe they should make a TV series which will start off okay, then have the worst last 3 seasons ever and a bad ending

but I 'd rather watch the last 3 Seasons of the Sopranos over and over again, then play pretend mafia

this is Dungeons & Dragons with a cooler twist, but you are just a little higher level geek

this "friend", (the guilty party always says friend) needs to know what he is doing is lame and that he has dropped down a peg in your (our) mind

Dougie Brootal

11-13-2008, 07:38 AM

we've all seen The Godfather and Goodfellas and know about Teflon Don

most think , hey murder, family, canollis, this is freaking sweet, maybe they should make a TV series which will start off okay, then have the worst last 3 seasons ever and a bad ending

but I 'd rather watch the last 3 Seasons of the Sopranos over and over again, then play pretend mafia

this is Dungeons & Dragons with a cooler twist, but you are just a little higher level geek

this "friend", (the guilty party always says friend) needs to know what he is doing is lame and that he has dropped down a peg in your (our) mind

:lol: hahaha!