I got Punked

[sr71blackbird]

I called my brother several times today and just got his voicemail. I left a few messages.
Around 10:30 tonight my phone shows him calling, so I pick up.
It is a girl who says she found his phone and saw that called it a few times and once when she was calling Puerto Rico. I am concerned. She tells me she likes his phone and wants to know if he has insurance on it, because she would like to keep it. I tell her that he needs the phone and she should ask him if this is what she is interested in. She sounds kind of hot, and she comments that I do too. She gives me her address and tells me she is leaving in a half hour and wont be back until late Sunday. I get ready to head over there and as I am heading out, my phone rings and it shows as Amy calling me. I pick up and its my brother, telling me he lost his phone.
I start thinking the coincidence is a little too odd, and he starts laughing and he hands the phone to the girl who called me before.

Yep, I got punked.


You ever get punked?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I clicked on a link to a famous person's blog once and it didn't turn out to be that at all :thumbdown:

[patsopinion]

i feel like my entire life is a punked

[PapaBear]

That's a pretty good one. I can't think of any time I've been seriously punked. I do the punking around here.

[jennysmurf]

I hope you're thinking of clever ways to get back at him. You can't let that kind of thing go unpunished.

[Snoogans]

I called my brother several times today and just got his voicemail. I left a few messages.
Around 10:30 tonight my phone shows him calling, so I pick up.
It is a girl who says she found his phone and saw that called it a few times and once when she was calling Puerto Rico. I am concerned. She tells me she likes his phone and wants to know if he has insurance on it, because she would like to keep it. I tell her that he needs the phone and she should ask him if this is what she is interested in. She sounds kind of hot, and she comments that I do too. She gives me her address and tells me she is leaving in a half hour and wont be back until late Sunday. I get ready to head over there and as I am heading out, my phone rings and it shows as Amy calling me. I pick up and its my brother, telling me he lost his phone.
I start thinking the coincidence is a little too odd, and he starts laughing and he hands the phone to the girl who called me before.

Yep, I got punked.


You ever get punked?

you didnt get punked. Someone played a trick on you. Is this gonna be on MTV? No, then you didnt get punked

[AngelAmy]

It was funny as hell

[joethebartender]

I was in high school and the "prank" involved oregano and a baggie. Not so much punked as I was ripped off.

[sailor]

is punked a new energy drink?

[ahhdurr]

do you mean punk'd?

see what they did there?

[Foster]

I thought what happened to you was called a podcast

[AngryAsianGuy]

I thought what happened to you was called a podcast

Nice!

[Sinestro]

So did you find out if that girl that called you was hot??

[sr71blackbird]

No, but she sounded it. I will ask my bro when I see him or if he responds to the thread.

[lleeder]

How many times did you cum while she was on the phone?

[Reephdweller]

How many times did you cum while she was on the phone?


And how many before and after you took off your lady sandals?

[Snoogans]

i bet the chick is tied up in his basement right now

[jauble]

i bet the "chick" is tied up in his basement right now

fixed

[Snoogans]

nice

[TheMojoPin]

I have trouble believing there was anything but a dial tone involved.

[Reynolds]

Don't know if this counts as being punked but once I parked at a pizza shop getting a grinder, got back in my car and when I stopped at a light a couple miles down the road my friend was hiding in the back seat and scared the fuck out of me.

[Snoogans]

Don't know if this counts as being punked but once I parked at a pizza shop getting a grinder, got back in my car and when I stopped at a light a couple miles down the road my friend was hiding in the back seat and scared the fuck out of me.

was it on mtv? no? Then it isnt being punked

[Reynolds]

was it on mtv? no? Then it isnt being punked

What if he was wearing an Aston Kucher mask?

[Snoogans]

What if he was wearing an Aston Kucher mask?

then its called hot

[jauble]

What if he was wearing an Aston Kucher mask?

Was he banging a geriatric?

[Reynolds]

Was he banging a geriatric?

Ok, now it's sounding hot.

[AngelAmy]

I have trouble believing there was anything but a dial tone involved.

no it actually happened and it was highly entertaining.

[TheMojoPin]

Maybe he meant "punk" in the classic sense:

A term for young boys used for sex during the "Holy Crusades" to prevent soldiers from raping women

An archaic term for prostitute, as used by Shakespeare

[jennysmurf]

Maybe he meant "punk" in the classic sense:

eeeewwww and double eeeewwwwww.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Maybe he meant "punk" in the classic sense:
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"Sir Gawain, is that your lance or are you just glad to see your punk?"


I think the modern day term is either "alter boy" or "Sheepy" now. Lets get with the times people.

[cougarjake13]

thats hilarious sr71



closest ive come to being punked was a buddy calling me about some shit i suppossedly bought being stolen, he had his phone set to restricted


believed it for a second but i could hear his real voice behind the fake one he was trying to use