What the hell is this?

[HBox]

Not the story in and of itself, but this article. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27793459/)

Cops: Man uses sandwich to assault girlfriend
Authorities aren't saying if the weapon he wielded was a club sandwich

A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

The man was freed on $7,500 bail.

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

:furious:

I guess the AP has become complete garbage.

[Marc with a c]

to bad there wasn't a hero around.

[Marc with a c]

$7,500 damn, i feel bad for the po boy

[PapaBear]

Good thing he didn't hit his dog with a sandwich. PITA would be all over him.

[Marc with a c]

looks like he gave that bitch the old italian combo.

[HBox]

Too bad he didn't Grindher face with it. She might have wedged herself in the guard rail.

We can all write for AP!

[HBox]

looks like he gave that bitch the old italian combo.

Quit hamming it up. This is a serious conversation.

[PapaBear]

As he hit her, he kept screaming "Take THIS, ho!" Ghe ghe ghe...

[HBox]

As he hit her, he kept screaming "Take THIS, ho!" Ghe ghe ghe...

He's a real muenster.

[Marc with a c]

Quit hamming it up. This is a serious conversation.

sorry, i'm a little upset this sloppy joe got caught.

[Marc with a c]

He's a real muenster.

don't be a paminni.

[PapaBear]

The man was freed on $7,500 bail.

Being from the European Union, he paid in gyros.

[Reephdweller]

I agree, it's a cheesy article, but maybe if she wasn't loafing around things wouldn't have gone aw-rye.

[Reephdweller]

They say he ripped the rear view mirror off to shatter the windsheild, but I think they're full of baloney.

[Marc with a c]

I agree, it's a cheesy article, but maybe if she wasn't loafing around things wouldn't have gone aw-rye.

stop being such a white bred ham and egger.

[HBox]

I agree, it's a cheesy article, but maybe if she wasn't loafing around things wouldn't have gone aw-rye.

That's bologna.

[Marc with a c]

They say he ripped the rear view mirror off to shatter the windsheild, but I think they're full of baloney.

i think he might fry for it.

[Reephdweller]

stop being such a white bred ham and egger.


Stop being such a turkey

[HBox]

Stop being such a turkey

Gouda line.

[Reephdweller]

I heard the culprit was a Cuban

http://www.newyorkfuntours.com/images/pics/CubanSandwich3.jpg

[PapaBear]

CSI found some tortillas in the glove compartment. That should wrap up the investigation.

[Reephdweller]

It's coming hot off the presses that his name was Reuben

[PapaBear]

I heard the culprit was a Cuban

http://www.newyorkfuntours.com/images/pics/CubanSandwich3.jpg

His name was Reuben.

[PapaBear]

It's coming hot off the presses that his name was Reuben

His name was Reuben.
:wallbash:

[Marc with a c]

I heard the culprit was a Cuban

typical, that's how they roll.

[Slumbag]

Maybe next time, she takes the Subway

[Reephdweller]

:wallbash:


2nd always sucks, I know. But I'm sure you'll be able to bearclaw another good one to sub-stitute for that one.

[Marc with a c]

Maybe next time, she takes the Subway

that's a good idea, she'll be nice and cosi.

[PapaBear]

The victim was treated at the Mayo Clinic.

[PapaBear]

2nd always sucks, I know. But I'm sure you'll be able to bearclaw another good one to sub-stitute for that one.
I relish the thought.

[Reephdweller]

typical, that's how they roll.

Could have been worse, could have been Portuguese

http://www.vieirasbakery.com/upload-images/1408.jpg

[Marc with a c]

this guy clearly doesn't have a steak in the safety of others.

[Reephdweller]

I relish the thought.


Good, I wouldn't want you to be in a pickle

[PapaBear]

The local police couldn't handle the case by themselves, so they had C.H.I.P.S. on their side.

[Reephdweller]

I had a feeling the pork would be involved with this story.

[PapaBear]

i think he might fry for it.
Then he'd be toasted.

[Marc with a c]

I had a feeling the pork would be involved with this story.

they are always trying to ruin the best capers.

[PapaBear]

There's just no justice these days. Warren Burger must be rolling in his gravy.

[Reephdweller]

I heard the suspect has a brother in the slammer, hopefully they'll be able to ketchup.

[Reephdweller]

This bum sounds like a real yoo hoo. If the victim is smart she'll change her lox.

[PapaBear]

Lettuce all get along.

http://myapologies.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/king_rodney.jpg

[Reephdweller]

If this guy is a schmoozer he might be able to butter up to the judge.

[PapaBear]

I've been looking for his mugshot. This vegemite be it.

http://www.beneaththearch.org/ph_colin_hay_web.jpg

[Reephdweller]

Hopefully while he's in jail some fruits will have their way with him and toss his salad.

[Slumbag]

He better not try to run, or he'll be on the lamb.
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r38/petranda/Gyro.jpg

[PapaBear]

He better not try to run, or he'll be on the lamb.
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r38/petranda/Gyro.jpg

I'd be hitting people too, if my parents named me tzatziki.

[PapaBear]

It's coming hot off the presses that his name was Reuben
Latest update... He's actually German. I guess he was a sour Kraut.

[Slumbag]

Latest update... He's actually German. I guess he was a sour Kraut.

I heard the same thing.
Isn't he from Hamburg?
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/RAQuick2010/hamburger.jpg

[patsopinion]

that article may as well ended in a lol face

[Reephdweller]

that article may as well ended in a lol face



I don't know about a "lol" face, but I was so shocked when I read it I was open faced.

[keithy_19]

Me in my drunken state found this to be the best thread ever. Thread of the year for sure.

:clap:

[Devo37]

the AP should have submarined this story.

[Tenbatsuzen]

(for people with Wawa's)

That's no way to treat your Shorti.

[Tenbatsuzen]

The case was dismissed; the prosecutor couldn't cut the mustard.

[foodcourtdruide]

The writer of the article was a real ham n' egger.

[foodcourtdruide]

Me in my drunken state found this to be the best thread ever. Thread of the year for sure.

:clap:

I'm failing to find the sandwich reference in this post.

[Servo]

She's lucky he didn't punch her in the liver... worst pain ever.

[Furtherman]

Was he charged with a salt and pepper?



This thread is hilarious, any way you slice it.

[HBox]

This happened in Florida but they are actually from Oregon.......o

[keithy_19]

I'm failing to find the sandwich reference in this post.

Sorry, I've been on a culcut streak as of late.

[Zorro]

I just assumed knuckle

[HBox]

The AP at it again with a wonderful story about cat mutilation:

Vets fix feline's face after 'cat'-astrophe (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28151326/)

Me-ouch! Veterinarians on Tuesday performed an unusual surgery to reattach the face of a cat they believe was injured by a car's fan belt, probably because she tried to stay warm under the hood.

Edgar, a 4-year-old long-haired feline, went missing from her home in Winthrop for three days last week. When she finally came home, her owner found her in her litter box — with part of her face dangling from her head.

After the surgery her face looked purrfect.

[PapaBear]

I'm in-fur-iated by AP's constant pelting us with these feheadlines.

[Slumbag]

I heard the owner got a bill to the TUNA $25,000.

[Yosammity]

Me-OW that must've hurt!