I had to clean dried puke off my Ipod

[mikeyboy]

So last night, because of either a virus or a bad reaction to scallops, my younger daughter was projectile vomiting up a storm. She puked all over the bed in her room, and while we were cleaning up her room she continued in our room. It mostly got all over bedding, so we did a major laundering of everywhere affected, as well as the surrounding areas. Today I picked up my Ipod off the bed table and realized that we hadn't caught every bit of flying vomit, and an errant stream hit my Ipod and dried. I just finished cleaning it off. It was pretty gross. Let this be a cautionary tale for those of you without children.

[Don Stugots]

your kid hates your taste in music?

[Badinia]

Thanks, Mikey!

My last couple eggs just ate each other like Pac-Man.

[drjoek]

So last night, because of either a virus or a bad reaction to scallops, my younger daughter was projectile vomiting up a storm. She puked all over the bed in her room, and while we were cleaning up her room she continued in our room. It mostly got all over bedding, so we did a major laundering of everywhere affected, as well as the surrounding areas. Today I picked up my Ipod off the bed table and realized that we hadn't caught every bit of flying vomit, and an errant stream hit my Ipod and dried. I just finished cleaning it off. It was pretty gross. Let this be a cautionary tale for those of you without children.

This post would be GREAT in Our kids thread

Balance out all the sweetness of kids with a little reality

[PapaBear]

my younger daughter was projectile vomiting up a storm.
She must have someone on the inside at RIM.



Hope she feels better.

[~Katja~]

Thanks, Mikey!

My last couple eggs just ate each other like Pac-Man.

lol

:laugh:

[IamFogHat]

So last night, because of either a virus or a bad reaction to scallops, my younger daughter was projectile vomiting up a storm. She puked all over the bed in her room, and while we were cleaning up her room she continued in our room. It mostly got all over bedding, so we did a major laundering of everywhere affected, as well as the surrounding areas. Today I picked up my Ipod off the bed table and realized that we hadn't caught every bit of flying vomit, and an errant stream hit my Ipod and dried. I just finished cleaning it off. It was pretty gross. Let this be a cautionary tale for those of you without children.

I dropped my cell phone into a disgusting toilet at Virginia Tech while wasted and plucked it out and used it for another year or so. Fuckin noob:tongue:

[A.J.]

So far this year she trashed your computer AND your Ipod? Someone is getting coal in their stocking from Santa.

[joethebartender]

The "virus" that you mention... is that your way around serving old shellfish to your family??? Stop buying scallops at the gas station!:nono:

[ravn816]

I can't believe I clicked on this thread. What is WRONG with me?

[topless_mike]

hope your daughter is feeling better,
but just for future reference...

dried vomit looks and feels the same as dried nut.

[JerseyRich]

Thanks, Mikey!

My last couple eggs just ate each other like Pac-Man.

I'm starvin'!

[RAAMONE]

hope your daughter is feeling better,
but just for future reference...

dried vomit looks and feels the same as dried nut.

I'm starvin'!

[smo22]

I dropped my cell phone into a disgusting toilet at Virginia Tech while wasted and plucked it out and used it for another year or so. Fuckin noob:tongue:

My bf paid the "insurance" on his cell phone for three years. When it finally crapped out, they offered to mail him a "REFURBISHED" phone, and explained it's usually one that someone thought was broken and returned, but is in perfect "working" condition.

Stories like THIS ^^^ are why I'm glad he told them to fuck off, and switched providers.

[donnie_darko]

he switched providers for insurance?
too bad most of the cell providers use the same insurer (assurion)
though the rates do differ for exchanges depending on the company.

its funny that people expect a "new" phone after three years, when most phone models aren't made for more than a year or two....

and mikey, i'd rather have a puked on ipod then a new zune....