A bird shit on me

[A.J.]

So the other day I was walking back from my car into the hotel where I'm staying here in Doha. Now the place has these Arabic-style wind towers which has ledges that birds like to roost upon. Now the hotel has put these spike on them to keep the birds off but at the very top, there were several birds roosting. Well, one of them dropped a glob of shit onto my back.

Now, I've heard that there's an Italian superstition that having a bird shit on you is a sign of good luck. Not for me. I spent the next two days sick with flu-like symptoms.

Anybody else ever been shit on by a bird?

[joethebartender]

Anybody else ever been shit on by a bird?

http://www.mirrorprintstore.co.uk/image/Dudley-Moore_62967.jpg?

[PapaBear]

I'm pretty sure I haven't, but I've felt the occasional unexplained drop from above that had no birdshit look to it. They love to shit on my car after it's washed.

[A.J.]

http://www.mirrorprintstore.co.uk/image/Dudley-Moore_62967.jpg?

Well played Sir.

[Friday]

http://stuffpatrickshouldsee.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/bird_poop-715086.jpg

[Farmer Dave]

The lucky part is you survived the Arabic bird flu.

[biggestmexi]

I have.

In my car, on a highway going 70. WTF!

[topless_mike]

omg
i got shit on this morning at lowes...

(looking over shoulder)
this is weird now.

[IamPixie]

yes when I was like 11 i was helping my mom garden and a bird shit on my forehead. bad times.

[GregoryJoseph]

This is precisely why, aside from birds of prey, I despise these feathered, flying, fecal flinging fuckers.

Topless Mike got what he deserved for shopping at Lowe's, though.

[Don Stugots]

I got shatted on last friday outside the bank all over my hand and phone.

[KingGeno]

I was on the Wildwood beach once, and a gull shat on the back of my neck. Luckily, I was in me bathing suit, and I took a quick dip in the crap to get the crap off of me.

I still hate gulls..............for that and for stealing my Screwloose ninja turtles toy.... :furious:

[RAAMONE]

a bird shit on me in stone harbor, NJ causing me to miss my reservation at the lobster house in cape may (my favorite restaurant) seagulls suck

[Jughead]

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/lyndon-johnson-picture.jpg

[Furtherman]

Wildwood

stone harbor, NJ

I spent my summers in Sea Isle City and never got shit on.



New York City, however, a pigeon got my hand and arm. It was grey, green and gooey.

[Jujubees2]

Birdie, birdie in the sky,
Why you’d do that in my eye?
I won’t laugh, I won’t cry
I’m sure glad elephants don’t fly

http://www.emailjoke.com/birdsview.gif

[Dougie Brootal]

I was on the Wildwood beach once, and a gull shat on the back of my neck. Luckily, I was in me bathing suit, and I took a quick dip in the crap to get the crap off of me.

I still hate gulls..............for that and for stealing my Screwloose ninja turtles toy.... :furious:

WINGNUT FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/2994209953_cb4d0f033c.jpg?v=0

[KingGeno]

I know, right?

See that little yellow guy? That is Screwloose. I remember a gull swooping down and taking him from me. I also remember watching him fly away the whole time.....................bastiches.

[Dougie Brootal]

I know, right?

See that little yellow guy? That is Screwloose. I remember a gull swooping down and taking him from me. I also remember watching him fly away the whole time.....................bastiches.

im sorry for your loss...:glurps:

[Aggie]

I got crapped on in Disney World of all places. Maybe that's the reason I refuse to ever go there again.

Sorry AJ, that's what you get for living in a foreign country. :tongue:

[Furtherman]

They do love bombing Americans.

[topless_mike]

you know, its funny...
i was in england in 2000... went to trafalger square (sp).
had the 100 pigeons on my arms and head... no shit on me. courteous birds they are.

you get a new yorker pigeon. he'll shit all over you.

[Fallon]

I got shat on twice last month sitting on a bench eating a hotdog.

It sucked.

[topless_mike]

I got shat on twice last month sitting on a bench eating a hotdog.

It sucked.

adds some much needed flavor to already shitty hot dogs.

[A.J.]

It happened AGAIN. On Thanksgiving no less.

So I went down to the hotel restaurant to eat dinner on Thanksgiving. The place is full so I have to eat outside -- which I hate anyway. I didn't even feel it hit this time but noticed in the elevator mirror and big splat across the back.

I went back down and told the manager and he had it cleaned for free.

I'm with Gvac: exterminate all birds save for birds of prey and game birds.

[Gvac]

Check out this thread from a few years back. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=45085&highlight=despise+birds)

[epo]

Check out this thread from a few years back. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=45085&highlight=despise+birds)

I'm too lazy to click. I can only hope the bird shit on you.

[Reephdweller]

About a year ago I had a near miss experience. I was walking on the pathway to work and there's trees all around with birds in them. I was running a little late to work so I'm moving quickly when someone came over to me and started talking to me so I had to stop for a few seconds to talk to her. I didn't want to be rude and brush her off. After about a minute I said I was sorry that I had to go in I was running late and stepped away when she said something else to me, I remember turning around to say something back and right in the spot I was previously standing in a healthy gob of bird shit landed, I can still see the blur of the shit as it whizzed in front of me and splatted where I had been. SUCH a close call.