i broke up with my chick today...

[Dougie Brootal]

and i dont feel so bad about it. were gonna try to be friends. shes moving out so ill need some new furniture. ill be going out this weekend and trying to find a new one as soon as i can. now make jokes at my expense for entertainment purposes.

[Furtherman]

Milkcrates. You can sit on milkcrates.

Best of luck!

[Hottub]

Dibs!!!!!

[west milly Tom]

and i dont feel so bad about it. were gonna try to be friends. shes moving out so ill need some new furniture. ill be going out this weekend and trying to find a new one as soon as i can. now make jokes at my expense for entertainment purposes.



How long were you together

[Aggie]

May I recommend a good club?

http://www.gaybarmaps.com/bars/maryland

[Dougie Brootal]

How long were you together

wouldve been 4 years on dec 23.

[EliSnow]

Sorry to hear about it, doug.

[Dougie Brootal]

May I recommend a good club?

http://www.gaybarmaps.com/bars/maryland

haha!

[Marc with a c]

who gets the absinthe?

[Dougie Brootal]

Sorry to hear about it, doug.

its not so bad, i dont regret it i think its just time to move on. shes being cool about it so far. i just had to talk about it, and seeing as how i have no real life friends id tell all my internet friends.

[~Katja~]

so now you are back to looking for a chick that will do the threesome...

I hear BritneyPablo is coming to the PA bar night... maybe you should too!

[Don Stugots]

My odds of a forth wife just went up.

[Marc with a c]

My odds of a forth wife just went up.

you two would make a great couple. married, where?

[Dougie Brootal]

so now you are back to looking for a chick that will do the threesome...

I hear BritneyPablo is coming to the PA bar night... maybe you should too!

thats gonna be a requirement in the flyer i send out.

My odds of a forth wife just went up.

youll have to fight hottub to the death for it!

[RAAMONE]

thread is useless without pics

[reillyluck]

yes!! now's my chance to get Hetero Doug!!!!

[epo]

yes!! now's my chance to get Hetero Doug!!!!

Wait....Doug is hetero? Hmm...you learn something new every day.

[Dougie Brootal]

yes!! now's my chance to get Hetero Doug!!!!

dont be so sure...:wink:

[Dougie Brootal]

thread is useless without pics

http://a632.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_40fe3dccc5ad452ef6472c479e8497c7.jpg

[jennysmurf]

http://a632.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_40fe3dccc5ad452ef6472c479e8497c7.jpg

HAWT! :thumbup:

[RAAMONE]

http://a632.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_40fe3dccc5ad452ef6472c479e8497c7.jpg

you should really fix that vent in your ceiling

[reillyluck]

you should really fix that vent in your ceiling

hahahaha!! i never noticed that until now!!!! Thats where he keeps his chick!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

you should really fix that vent in your ceiling

that is her dads house. im not fixing shit. i live in a condo on the the beach.

[Furtherman]

that is her dads house. im not fixing shit. i live in a condo on the the beach.

Doug FTW!

Beach party bingo at Doug's house!

[Aggie]

that is her dads house. im not fixing shit. i live in a condo on the the beach.

With Donna and Kelly? Sweet! Still won't get that threesome though. Donna's saving herself.

[Dougie Brootal]

With Donna and Kelly? Sweet! Still won't get that threesome though. Donna's saving herself.

donna is an ugly cunt and im glad ray beats her.

[Dougie Brootal]

Doug FTW!

Beach party bingo at Doug's house!

if any one of you jabronis took the time to come to southern md i would gladly put you up for a couple days of beach party bingo!

[nate1000]

Dibs!!!!!

Ouch.

[Furtherman]

if any one of you jabronis took the time to come to southern md i would gladly put you up for a couple days of beach party bingo!

Well, that's one invitation for Stugots, what about the rest of us?

[Dougie Brootal]

Well, that's one invitation for Stugots, what about the rest of us?

you guys too.

[RAAMONE]

if any one of you jabronis took the time to come to southern md i would gladly put you up for a couple days of beach party bingo!

that would probably actually be closer to me than the PA bar night...i hate driving

[Dougie Brootal]

that would probably actually be closer to me than the PA bar night...i hate driving

me too.

[Don Stugots]

Bullshit, I am not sharing my bed with hottub or anyother long haired hippie.

Ps where is the ex living? Can I walk over to console her?

[Fallon]

Can I get her number?

[Dougie Brootal]

Can I get her number?

1-866-766-0339:thumbup:

[Freakshow]

if any one of you jabronis took the time to come to southern md i would gladly put you up for a couple days of beach party bingo!

That's got to be at least an hour drive. That's just way too far.

[Dougie Brootal]

That's got to be at least an hour drive. That's just way too far.

perhaps more than that!

[drjoek]

Whats that fading away in the rearview mirror

Oh its Doug's threesome

[DarkHippie]

Good news, the best part of breaking up is the melacholy, no holds barred, doinng all the things you wouldnt do with someone you love, sex.

this is your best chance to get a threesome!!! do it doug!!!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

Whats that fading away in the rearview mirror

Oh its Doug's threesome

noooo way! im gonna get a new chick, and im gonna prep her before hand that 3somes are required!!! no dudes though.



























































































okay some dudes.:unsure:

[drjoek]

And I can't even post this in the HolyShitThread becuse the Power Hungry Mods locked it

Harumph

[nate1000]

Come out swinging- lock down that asian friend of hers.

[Dougie Brootal]

And I can't even post this in the HolyShitThread becuse the Power Hungry Mods locked it

Harumph

well just have to make this the "dougs search for the perfect woman thread."

[Marc with a c]

this might be the best thing to happen to ronfez.net since lord of iron. the stories that will come from dougs courtships might be fantastic. i'm really looking forward to the 'i have a date tonight' thread.

[Dougie Brootal]

this might be the best thing to happen to ronfez.net since lord of iron. the stories that will come from dougs courtships might be fantastic. i'm really looking forward to the 'i have a date tonight' thread.

it starts on saturday. im going to a birthday celebration for one of my exes. she has bee n kind enough make it a doug is single now party and has invited every attractive single girl she knows. it will be a disaster as i shuffle down the line for awkward social interactions with strangers who dont like me. ill tell you all about it.

[Marc with a c]

it starts on saturday. im going to a birthday celebration for one of my exes. she has bee n kind enough make it a doug is single now party and has invited every attractive single girl she knows. it will be a disaster as i shuffle down the line for awkward social interactions with strangers who dont like me. ill tell you all about it.

are they showing it on vh1?

"say yes to dougs" starring doug grasso

[Dougie Brootal]

are they showing it on vh1?

"say yes to dougs" starring doug grasso

"flavor of doug", starring doug grasso.

[Marc with a c]

"flavor of doug", starring doug grasso.

"do you speak greek" with douggie g.

[ravn816]

Can I get her number?

1-866-766-0339:thumbup:

That amused me to no end...I don't know why.

I'd make some sort of gay reference, but really that's just beating a dead horse isn't it?

[Dougie Brootal]

"do you speak greek" with douggie g.

winner winner chicken dinner!!!

[DarkHippie]

"flavor of doug"


My guess is Astroglide and man sweat

[RAAMONE]

wow...it took until page 3 for some to make a doug is gay reference?

[Dougie Brootal]

May I recommend a good club?

http://www.gaybarmaps.com/bars/maryland

yes!! now's my chance to get Hetero Doug!!!!

Wait....Doug is hetero? Hmm...you learn something new every day.

wow...it took until page 3 for some to make a doug is gay reference?

all on the 1st page.:nono:

[west milly Tom]

wow...it took until page 3 for some to make a doug is gay reference?


See page 1

[RAAMONE]

all on the 1st page.:nono:

meh

[topless_mike]

since you now have extra room, maybe fallon can come live with you.
the 2 of yoos would be like chandler and joey. it would get him out of shitty boston.

[drjoek]

are they showing it on vh1?

"say yes to dougs" starring doug grasso

Or

10000 ways to fail at love
Staring dougrasso

[topless_mike]

so ill need some new furniture. ill be going out this weekend and trying to find a new one as soon as i can.

you didnt have any to begin with..

http://a578.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/l_4986874e04eb9967ed760b0acf6f4d81.jpg

[reillyluck]

wow...it took until page 3 for some to make a doug is gay reference?

we were waiting for the "i just got back together with my chick thread"

[Dougie Brootal]

we were waiting for the "i just got back together with my chick thread"

:innocent:

[Dougie Brootal]

bump.

so the night shift can make fun of me...

[Furtherman]

Punchin out.....


faggot!

[~Katja~]

bump.

so the night shift can make fun of me...

attention whore... this is no way to find that perfect woman!

[Dougie Brootal]

attention whore... this is no way to find that perfect woman!

BUT ITS ALL I GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[~Katja~]

BUT ITS ALL I GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't put yourself down!


and I see now, what you really need is a very dominant woman!

[Dougie Brootal]

don't put yourself down!


and I see now, what you really need is a very dominant woman!

please god no! i need an easy going sexual deviant like myself

[~Katja~]

please god no! i need an easy going sexual deviant like myself

EXACTLY, a dominant broad!

[Gvac]

Doug....it's OK. We'll still accept you and love you!

[Dougie Brootal]

Doug....it's OK. We'll still accept you and love you!

even if i really like guys?











i dunno. im gonna see what fez does first.

[~Katja~]

even if i really like guys?











i dunno. im gonna see what fez does first.

this is for you




http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/how-to-design-a-mans-closet-1.jpg



now come out of it and shine

[Dougie Brootal]

this is for you




http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/how-to-design-a-mans-closet-1.jpg



now come out of it and shine

hahahaha!!!!! :lol:

[cougarjake13]

http://a632.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_40fe3dccc5ad452ef6472c479e8497c7.jpg

you should really fix that vent in your ceiling



thats where ceiling kitty lives

[cougarjake13]

was it the failed 3 some that ended it ??

[disneyspy]

man that doug is one well organized fancy dude

[Dougie Brootal]

man that doug is one well organized fancy dude

i try.








and it was her career that ended it. for me anyway.

[~Katja~]

man that doug is one well organized fancy dude

I think the hats and cowboy boots give him away without stepping out of it

[IamFogHat]

To avoid thinking jokes or ribbing was behind my post I was going to PM you, Doug saying a sincere condolence for the end of a relationship which is always difficult no matter how well we initially think it all is...And then I thought, hm, a PM of this nature with the named recipient would probably come off as totally queer, so I'll post it here instead.
It makes you Doug!

[~Katja~]

To avoid thinking jokes or ribbing was behind my post I was going to PM you, Doug saying a sincere condolence for the end of a relationship which is always difficult no matter how well we initially think it all is...And then I thought, hm, a PM of this nature with the named recipient would probably come off as totally queer, so I'll post it here instead.
It makes you Doug!

way to poop on a party

[Dougie Brootal]

To avoid thinking jokes or ribbing was behind my post I was going to PM you, Doug saying a sincere condolence for the end of a relationship which is always difficult no matter how well we initially think it all is...And then I thought, hm, a PM of this nature with the named recipient would probably come off as totally queer, so I'll post it here instead.
It makes you Doug!

id rather have cruel jokes any day.

[IamFogHat]

way to poop on a party

id rather have cruel jokes any day.

The one two punch!
:lol:

[IamPixie]

The one two punch!
:lol:

foghat best arrested development sigpic ever.

[IamFogHat]

foghat best arrested development sigpic ever.

I believe, if memory serves me hilariously, you can thank Fallon for that. (not the idea of course.)

[IamPixie]

I believe, if memory serves me hilariously, you can thank Fallon for that. (not the idea of course.)

the concept and execution are stellar

[Dougie Brootal]

nothing softens the break up pain like a pixie post...

[Westley]

can i have her number? is she hot?

[Dougie Brootal]

can i have her number? is she hot?

way hot. and its on page 2 or 3 .

[IamPixie]

nothing softens the break up pain like a pixie post...

I love you too, doug.

[~Katja~]

can i have her number? is she hot?

back off, she is MY bitch



and mooche's

[disneyspy]

back off, she is MY bitch



and mooche's

you stink

[Kris10]

don't put yourself down!


and I see now, what you really need is a very dominant woman!

I'm single but not desperate

[TheGameHHH]

and it was her career that ended it. for me anyway.

i know bro, i couldnt date a hooker either

[TjM]

it would get him out of shitty boston.

You can't see me but I'm flipping you off

[Dougie Brootal]

it begins tonight...

first night out as a single gentleman, and there will be many ladies enjoying my company. i will keep you all posted....

[RoseBlood]

it begins tonight...

first night out as a single gentleman, and there will be many ladies enjoying my company. i will keep you all posted....

Aww.. So glad to hear you've decided to become a volunteer announcer for your local church's Saturday Bingo Night Launch! Those ladies will love you! :happy:

[Dougie Brootal]

Aww.. So glad to hear you've decided to become a volunteer announcer for your local church's Saturday Bingo Night Launch! Those ladies will love you! :happy:

they're baking sugar free cookies for me!!!!!! :clap:

[Fallon]

I'm gonna make Doug jealous tonight...

:devil2:

[Dougie Brootal]

I'm gonna make Doug jealous tonight...

:devil2:

how???

[Kris10]

I'm gonna make Doug jealous tonight...

:devil2:

this is going to get good

doug, are you bringing you're blackberry along for live up to the min coverage?

[Dougie Brootal]

this is going to get good

doug, are you bringing you're blackberry along for live up to the min coverage?

yes i am!

[Kris10]

yes i am!

Sweet! This is going to be better than Spongebob!

[ahhdurr]

it begins tonight...

first night out as a single gentleman, and there will be many ladies enjoying my company. i will keep you all posted....

"ladies?"

[ahhdurr]

100+... goddam grasso - your love life draws some fucking heat.

[torker]

Two words: revenge pics.

[led37zep]

Two words: revenge pics.


I think they are already on this board somewhere....do a little searching and I'm sure you'll find them.

[JerseyRich]

Did Doug get to the gay bar yet?

[Kris10]

Did Doug get to the gay bar yet?

Not sure, no live updates from the blackberry

[Fallon]

how???
Welllllllllllllllllllllllllll....

The plan was to post a picture of me and Mickie James from tonight. But that didn't happen.

Instead, me and my nephew waited in line outside of Best Buy for two hours only to hear, "sorry folks, the session is over".

So, I didn't get to see CM Punk or Kofi Kingston. But Mickie felt bad and came out to say hi. But no picture.


:(

[Dougie Brootal]

i hate fallon.


it was a goddamned disaster.
i didnt get any time alone with the new prospective and even worse, it was kareoke and i sang "used to love her" and "welcome to the jungle" by gnr for it. it was horrible.

[~Katja~]

i hate fallon.


it was a goddamned disaster.
i didnt get any time alone with the new prospective and even worse, it was kareoke and i sang "used to love her" and "welcome to the jungle" by gnr for it. it was horrible.

aaaw, I would have totally sung with ya... and I don't normally sing

[Kris10]

i hate fallon.


it was a goddamned disaster.
i didnt get any time alone with the new prospective and even worse, it was kareoke and i sang "used to love her" and "welcome to the jungle" by gnr for it. it was horrible.

lol

so sorry!

[ahhdurr]

"used to love her" and "welcome to the jungle" by gnr for it. it was really romantic.

agreed.

[Dougie Brootal]

nah it wasnt really that bad. i really didnt get to talk to the chick and it just wasnt happening but other than that it was fun. i got wasted and everyone like my axl impression, i even did the snake dance!!! gonna ask another chick out today for friday. ill let ya know what happens.:thumbup:

[Gimp]

Two words: revenge pics.

yes please!

[topless_mike]

it was a goddamned disaster.
i didnt get any time alone with the new prospective and even worse, it was kareoke and i sang "used to love her" and "welcome to the jungle" by gnr for it. it was horrible.

http://www.lafferty.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/fail-24.jpg

[ahhdurr]

http://www.lafferty.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/fail-24.jpg

that's not even deli cheese.

Kraft failure cat rules.

[ralphbxny]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/Picture029.jpg

Keep hanging in Doug!

[Dougie Brootal]

i talked to a girl i went to high school with last nite for 40 minutes! it went pretty well, we talked aboot movies. i think im gonna ask her to dinner this weekend.

and i asked another girl i know yesterday but she had class till late. im still waiting for a reply on that.

[Don Stugots]

"Why don't you call me when you have no class?"

[Don Stugots]

aaaw, I would have totally sung with ya... and I don't normally sing

Or say hello to people.

[boosterp]

Poor Dougie, join my world; men who needs to date but are social inepts.

[Dougie Brootal]

Poor Dougie, join my world; men who needs to date but are social inepts.

thats me

[reillyluck]

i wish i lived in MD.

[Dougie Brootal]

i wish i lived in MD.

so do i... so do i...

[Marc with a c]

i wish i lived in MD.

MD is hard.

[Dougie Brootal]

Two words: revenge pics.

im looking through the pics now and getting all sad.




































































and horny.

[Dougie Brootal]

My D is hard.

me too brother...

[ahhdurr]

Poor Dougie, join my world; men who needs to date but are social inepts.

you'd never know by that avatar - and I'm saying this b/c I've perhaps been there.

Let's see... The wife beater is going on day 10 and has yet to be washed. There are empties everywhere and a small roach in the ashtray. Your chick left, your dog hates you and you decided it'd be a good idea to set the camera up on something and toast it while it captures you in this charming scenario.

I enjoy that.

Cheers!

[Dougie Brootal]

this is the stupidest thing i have ever done. i have to fix this.

[~Katja~]

this is the stupidest thing i have ever done. i have to fix this.

holiday blues or true resentment?

[Dougie Brootal]

holiday blues or true resentment?

i dont know. all i know is that maybe this really is all my fault. i cant stop thinking this is a mistake on my part.

[~Katja~]

i dont know. all i know is that maybe this really is all my fault. i cant stop thinking this is a mistake on my part.

think about the reasons you did break up for and ask yourself if you can live with them or look past them... if that's the case then maybe you should try to fix it.

[west milly Tom]

this is the stupidest thing i have ever done. i have to fix this.


Hey bro, I don't know you or your ex-chic but I know that after a long relationship break up shit really sucks. You drink/get high a little too much, and loath the holidays. This will pass and you'll find another chic when your heart is ready. My advice to you: take a shower, get a hair cut, put on some expensive cologne, go out with some guy friends, drink a bunch of beers, don't talk about her all night, hit on some chics, find a sloppy piece tail and do dirty things to her. Rinse & repeat. You'll be ok.

[~Katja~]

Hey bro, I don't know you or your ex-chic but I know that after a long relationship break up shit really sucks. You drink/get high a little too much, and loath the holidays. This will pass and you'll find another chic when your heart is ready. My advice to you: take a shower, get a hair cut, put on some expensive cologne, go out with some guy friends, drink a bunch of beers, don't talk about her all night, hit on some chics, find a sloppy piece tail and do dirty things to her. Rinse & repeat. You'll be ok.

thanks Dr. Phil.

[moochcassidy]

if only id seen this thread last week...things couldve been soooo different

[west milly Tom]

thanks Dr. Phil.


And that's what happens if you are actually nice. Now you know why I'm %90 dick.

[boosterp]

Hey bro, I don't know you or your ex-chic but I know that after a long relationship break up shit really sucks. You drink/get high a little too much, and loath the holidays. This will pass and you'll find another chic when your heart is ready. My advice to you: take a shower, get a hair cut, put on some expensive cologne, go out with some guy friends, drink a bunch of beers, don't talk about her all night, hit on some chics, find a sloppy piece tail and do dirty things to her. Rinse & repeat. You'll be ok.

That could be a life ender.

[PapaBear]

if only id seen this thread last week...things couldve been soooo different
Maybe you could have a threesome.

[~Katja~]

if only id seen this thread last week...things couldve been soooo different

you could have had doug and I could be with pixie today

[Dougie Brootal]

if only id seen this thread last week...things couldve been soooo different

no one will love you the way i do...

you could have had doug and I could be with pixie today

your taunts are not appreciated

[west milly Tom]

That could be a life ender.

I don't get it.

[~Katja~]

no one will love you the way i do...



your taunts are not appreciated

:huh::glurps::sad:

[boosterp]

... drink a bunch of beers, don't talk about her all night, hit on some chics, find a sloppy piece tail and do dirty things to her. Rinse & repeat. You'll be ok.

That could be a life ender.

I don't get it.

Get it? Diseases, murderous husbands, and/or stalkers.

[Dougie Brootal]

Get it? Diseases, murderous husbands, and/or stalkers.

please don't

[boosterp]

please don't

:tongue:

[Dougie Brootal]

i swear i will accept jesus christ as my lord and personal saviour if this works out in my favor tonight.

[Gvac]

i swear i will accept jesus christ as my lord and personal saviour if this works out in my favor tonight.

Liar.

And I never knew you were a Canuck.

[Furtherman]

Good luck budday... take your time though... everyone should have some alone time after a breakup, so don't get frustrated.

However, I like your attitude. Unlike some of the other saps.

[boosterp]

you'd never know by that avatar - and I'm saying this b/c I've perhaps been there.

Let's see... The wife beater is going on day 10 and has yet to be washed. There are empties everywhere and a small roach in the ashtray. Your chick left, your dog hates you and you decided it'd be a good idea to set the camera up on something and toast it while it captures you in this charming scenario.

I enjoy that.

Cheers!

No.

i swear i will accept jesus christ as my lord and personal saviour if this works out in my favor tonight.

Sure you will, I said I would quit drinking beer if I met a lady once...

Even though we met, dated for 6 months, and even talked about more serious steps I never left Bud Light.

[Don Stugots]

i swear i will accept Stugots as my lord and personal saviour if this works out in my favor tonight.

its the least you can since I tried to help to fix your mistake.

[reillyluck]

we were waiting for the "i just got back together with my chick thread"

hmm....

[Gvac]

All the best, Doug.

And read this when you get a chance. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=70197)

[Gvac:Miami]

All the best, Doug.

And read this when you get a chance. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=70197)

[reillyluck]

All the best, Doug.

And read this when you get a chance. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=70197)

there's enough gvacs in this place.

[Gvac]

Gvac:Miami
Banned

On Vacation!

Haha!

That'll learn ya!

There's only one Gvac, baby!

Well, unless you count GvacNoMore.

And GvacMobile.

And...

[torker]

miss Gvac:Miami

[Gvac]

miss Gvac:Miami

In a weird way, so do I. :sad:

[Bossanova]

I like Gvac: Vegas better

[Dougie Brootal]

well, it didnt go as i had wanted, but it didnt go as bad as i expected. i guess she wants me to chase her for a while. im gonna have to work for it. but hey, I GOT LAID!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jujubees2]

Poor Dougie, join my world; men who needs to date but are social inepts.

This is for you (and Keithy)

9-year-old author reveals secrets of picking up girls (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28049776/)

[Don Stugots]

Doug, send her the flowers today. And, your welcome.

[Dougie Brootal]

Doug, send her the flowers today. And, your welcome.

yeah budday!