"Hey Lunch Lady, can you make me some of your 'Special Sauce'?"

[Judge Smails]

An elementary school cafeteria worker and playground monitor, who had an extensive career in the adult entertainment industry, is becoming a New Jersey school district's legal nightmare. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,456345,00.html)


Tuck, who went by the name of Crystal Gunns when she starred in adult movies, performances and photos, told the newspaper it's been five years since she was involved in the adult entertainment industry. She now also works with children at the local YMCA.


http://www.crystalgunns.com/commongraphics/frontpage.jpg

Feel free to Google her yourself for some more choice shots of her.

[torker]

Talk about the school of hard knockers.


wacka~wacka

[Tenbatsuzen]

Starred in at least three adult movies? Shit, I've got 10 of her on my hard drives right NOW.

I wonder if she's still got the implants.

[NewYorkDragons80]

"Hey, where were these lunchladies when I was in school???"





Huddelahuddelah

[NewYorkDragons80]

I wonder if she's still got the implants.

What implants?

[joethebartender]

She went from sloppy blows to sloppy joes. T&A to PB&J. Money shots to Tater tots....








sorry.

[pennington]

If she's doing her job, who cares? She's not hurting anyone or getting rich off her past.

Eh, live and let live...

[torker]

Tuck
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/26/innerspace.jpg
zero defects

[Gvac]

She went from sloppy blows to sloppy joes. T&A to PB&J. Money shots to Tater tots....








sorry.

Where's Funkman when you need him?

And seriously...how long does it take for someone to live down their past?

[TheGameHHH]

Where's Funkman when you need him?

And seriously...how long does it take for someone to live down their past?

that depends on what you did, in this case hopefully not too long. but if your a convicted murderer, child rapist or hell even dog killer........people might not want to let you live down your past.

i just wanna know where this girl works, i would be the happiest little kid ever if she was in my school.

[NewYorkDragons80]

The implants are out of control. She's attractive enough that she'd look incredible by porn standards (and reasonably human) if she had C's put in instead of F's

[Hottub]

And seriously...how long does it take for someone to live down their past?

..

[torker]

from giving head to serving week old bread
from on her knees to mac & cheese
from sucking cock to a greasy smock
from taking it in the seat to mystery meat
from the porno set to a hair net

[razorboy]

It shouldn't make any difference.

[joethebartender]

from giving head to serving week old bread
from on her knees to mac & cheese
from sucking cock to a greasy smock
from taking it in the seat to mystery meat
from the porno set to a hair net

Thank you.:smile:

[razorboy]

from giving head to serving week old bread
from on her knees to mac & cheese
from sucking cock to a greasy smock
from taking it in the seat to mystery meat
from the porno set to a hair net

From filled G cups to chilled fruit cups.

[torker]

From filled G cups to chilled fruit cups.

from spreading her gash to slinging hash
from cum in her eyes to the tuna surprise
from renting her twat to green peas like snot
from making interracial porn to prepairing creamed corn
from swallowing salty loads to giving kids diarrhea that explodes

try the veal

[Tenbatsuzen]

The implants are out of control. She's attractive enough that she'd look incredible by porn standards (and reasonably human) if she had C's put in instead of F's

There's more money in porn and in stripping if you're a niche feature. She's got big tits, which translates to more money.

It's why Daphne Rosen went ape-shit crazy when she got her work done.

[Tenbatsuzen]

that depends on what you did, in this case hopefully not too long. but if your a convicted murderer, child rapist or hell even dog killer........people might not want to let you live down your past.

i just wanna know where this girl works, i would be the happiest little kid ever if she was in my school.

She works in Vineland, which is suburb of Atlantic City, kind of out in the sticks.

[MacVittie]

from hot lunches to... well, hot lunches

[torker]

from balls across the nose to french fried potatoes

[SatCam]

from being a good lay to cleaning lunch trays
from taking it in the ass to taking out the trash

[razorboy]

from hot lunches to... well, hot lunches

Or from pork and beans to pork and beans, I suppose.

[torker]

from a sex kitten to an oven mitten
from cum shots that fly to salami on rye
from limp cocks on the set to chicken croquette
from sucking on weenies to dishing out franks and beanies

[Sinestro]

I wonder which parent or powers that be recognized her serving kids their lunch.

Maybe they can relocate her to gym class at the Y.





From being a piece of meat to serving meat.
From getting laid, to getting laid off.