Sometimes i fantasize about.....

[alabamatrucker]

Well sometimes i fantasize about a career in stand up comedy. Its kinda unfortunate. I have written some stuff and around the birmingham metro area we have one big comedy club and they only do open mic nights like once a month. 5 mins of clean material which is bullshit. Sometimes i rage and i dont know if i could keep it clean.

[torker]

Now, do something funny.

[Judge Smails]

Let it be known!

[torker]

the birmingham metro area

Actually, that's pretty funny.

Good luck, Shecky.

[Gvac]

This sounds nothing at all like my fantasies.

[yojimbo7248]

Well sometimes i fantasize about a career in stand up comedy. Its kinda unfortunate. I have written some stuff and around the birmingham metro area we have one big comedy club and they only do open mic nights like once a month. 5 mins of clean material which is bullshit. Sometimes i rage and i dont know if i could keep it clean.

Observational trucker humor could be good.

[Hottub]

Git 'er done!!

[Judge Smails]

"What's the deal with people having anonymous gay sex in rest stop men's rooms? Who are these people?"

[Hottub]

.netters

[BlackSpider]

Mine involves tin-foil...

[Judge Smails]

"Don't you hate it when you pay a crackhead lot lizard ten bucks for a blowjob and her chipped tooth cuts up your cock? I'm running out of ideas of where to dispose their bodies."

[ahhdurr]

I'm moving up in the world. My sleeper cab is a double wide. But seriously ladies and germs.

wakka.

[scottinnj]

When my grandmother was teaching me how to clean a shotgun, it went off. She said "The only thing that shoots off faster then that is your grandpappy"

LET IT BE KNOWN!

[PapaBear]

My wife and I like to do it doggy style. That way we can both see the race.

LET IT BE KNOWN!

[jauble]

When my grandmother was teaching me how to clean a shotgun, it went off. She said "The only thing that shoots off faster then that is your grandpappy"

LET IT BE KNOWN!

winner, I read that in the davey red voice and it rox.

[LaBoob]

I was disappointed with this thread earlier because it wasn't living up to its title, but it's getting a little bit sexier in here.

[jonyrotn]

winner, I read that in the davey red voice and it rox.I read it in the "Dr Steve's son's" voice and it rang way to realistic..

[Enabler]

People say to me, they say, "alabamatrucker, you ever haul any hazardous materials?" I tell them, "hazardous materials? Is my tuberculosis hazardous?"

LET IT BE KNOWN!!!

[WampusCrandle]

".....SO i said 'NO, they can't come, they are of different color than you or me.'"

LET IT BE KNOWN!

[alabamatrucker]

Whats the deal with all these black people? Once you cross the mason-dixon line there everywhere..... LET IT BE KNOWN

[reillyluck]

Whats the deal with all these black people? Once you cross the mason-dixon line there everywhere..... LET IT BE KNOWN

whats the deal with all these hayseeds, once you cross the mason-dixon line, they're everywhere.!!!!!! RET IT BE KNOWN!!!!

[Furtherman]

Silence! I keel you!