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Jujubees2

11-25-2008, 05:28 AM

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/Raketnet/Drama/AmericanLesterLove_sm.jpg

Okay, so I had to take my son to a high school open house last night. As part of the night, they have students give you a tour of the school. Well my group was assigned a senior girl who had the nicest set of breasts I have ever seen on a high school senior. (Full disclosure: 99% of the women (and probably 50% of the guys) in the world have larger breasts than my wife.). And she wasn’t afraid to show ‘em off. She was wearing a t-shirt with the collar cut so that it went down to her shoulder. I was in a daze all night. I don’t think I heard anything she said.

Does this make me a bad person?

(Sorry, even if I had a cell phone that could take pictures, I couldn’t bring myself to do it)

mikeyboy

11-25-2008, 05:31 AM

Did you feel like Lester Burnham in the shower this morning too?

biggestmexi

11-25-2008, 05:44 AM

When i saw lester I thought you meant.

http://moviechutzpah.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/porngang1.jpg

MacVittie

11-25-2008, 05:58 AM

A high school senior? No way does that make you a bad person. Two generations ago she would have been nursing her second kid.

Thomas Merton

11-25-2008, 05:36 PM

I teach English 12 at an upper middle class public high school. It is an absolute show. The dress code is a mockery and I must sheepishly say that I've trained myself to not pay attention. Its a Brave New World full of pneumatic Leninas.

Fez4PrezN2008

11-25-2008, 05:41 PM

A high school senior? No way does that make you a bad person. Two generations ago she would have been nursing her second kid.
Or if she lived in Zone 6 today...

that's KS and MO if you didn't read the other thread

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Reephdweller

11-29-2008, 01:30 PM

Does this make me a bad person?

No, but watch your back for the new neighbor from the military with the hidden gay tendencies

http://www.calendarlive.com/media/photo/2007-02/27837155.jpg

King Hippos Bandaid

11-29-2008, 01:33 PM

no Jeopardy earnings and parting gifts for you

dirty dirty man

who am i kidding id ogle and get caught, i suck at being coy