i am...

[Dougie Brootal]

...going out like Edgar Allan Poe. On a wooden plank, in someone else's clothes, outside a saloon on Lombard Street....


what are you doing?

[Furtherman]

Dodging my boss like Rich Voss.





boyeeee

[topless_mike]

alone in my office with loud music, stinky farts, and a hunger for some white castles.

[Judge Smails]

I am, I am Superman. And I know what's happening.

[drjoek]

tightening wires.

[Dougie Brootal]

Everything I make Is a piece of plant and someday it could have been a flower... And the things that are flowers are dead, so I keep watering a dead flower...

[mikeyboy]

...a golden god.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/goldengod.jpg

[terryc25]

bored out of my mind

[Dougie Brootal]

...a golden god.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/goldengod.jpg

hahaha winner!

[drjoek]

...going out like Edgar Allan Poe. On a wooden plank, in someone else's clothes, outside a saloon on Lombard Street....


what are you doing?



Just askin but is this a very late night or an early morning ?

[Heather 8]

I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.

[Dougie Brootal]

Just askin but is this a very late night or an early morning ?

haha both!

[Don Stugots]

I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.


Cause I'm dead and bloatted.

[Dougie Brootal]

I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.

Cause I'm dead and bloatted.

now its stuck in my head... thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



reeshy style, ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[hunnerbun]

....doing laundry...BOOORRRiinggggg

[JerseyRich]

...growing back a full beard.

I'm five days in.

[donnie_darko]

a mulatto jesus with feet like brass, hair like wool, praise me with repeated glories.

glory

glory

glory

glory

oh, did i mention my grandmother was part indian?

[Sue_Bender]

I'm currently raping my reflection.

[BeerBandit]

looking for a sweater with my mind.

[EliSnow]

... your huckleberry.

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/8641/162267valkilmertombstonyd3.jpg

[grlNIN]

I am, I am, I am I said I wanna get next to you


Bleh.

[Enabler]

"I am the Lizard King. I can do anything."
http://pics.hi5.com/userpics/765/234/234263765.img.jpg

[grlNIN]

...the walrusssssss.

[skyscraper]

...therefore I think.

[joethebartender]

...sitting in the morning
At the diner on the corner
I am waiting at the counter
For the man to pour the coffee
And he fills it only halfway
And before I even argue
He is looking out the window
At somebody coming in

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I am stealing the facebook status gimmick and making a thread about it

oh wait, thats you

[Dougie Brootal]

i am jerking it to joanna angel on tube 8 tonight.

[patsopinion]

jerking to esd jerking to
joanna angel on tube 8 tonight.




... to gay?

[Sue_Bender]

jerking to esd jerking to





... to gay?

Nope.




Too hot!

[Dougie Brootal]

exhausted

[britneypablo]

tryin to strap up the ol' big blackie dildo to stick it in a delicious man's asshole...but the claims thats the only thing im not allowed to do...so now i am comin up with better ideas

[tele7]

http://videodetective.com/photos/577/002424_14.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

tryin to strap up the ol' big blackie dildo to stick it in a delicious man's asshole...but the claims thats the only thing im not allowed to do...so now i am comin up with better ideas

im on my way!

[Hottub]

im on my way!

Don't surround yourself with yourself,
Move on back two squares,
Send an Instant Karma to me,
Initial it with loving care

Don't surround yourself.
'Cause it's time, it's time in time with your time and its
news is captured
For the queen to use.

[DarkHippie]

.. . the very model of a modern major general

[spot]

..the Eggman.

[Hottub]

so bored with the U.S.A.

[Dougie Brootal]

sooooooooooo fucking stupid:wallbash:

[bobrobot]

...Pope Bobo, baby, Pope Bobo, baby, #1!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/PopeBoboAnime.gif

[Dougie Brootal]

...Pope Bobo, baby, Pope Bobo, baby, #1!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/PopeBoboAnime.gif

now i feel better!!!!

[Hottub]

...Pope Bobo, baby, Pope Bobo, baby, #1!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/PopeBoboAnime.gif

FTW!!:clap:

Lock her up, boys!!

[Badinia]

...sitting in the morning
At the diner on the corner
I am waiting at the counter
For the man to pour the coffee
And he fills it only halfway
And before I even argue
He is looking out the window
At somebody coming in

I was at karaoke the other night and saw Tom's Diner on the songlist.

What would that mean, exactly? I can sing acapella anytime I want!

[Gvac]

...so glad I didn't shit myself this morning.

[ahhdurr]

wtf is tube 8?

[skyscraper]

.. . the very model of a modern major general

fag.

[Dougie Brootal]

wtf is tube 8?

tube8.com nsfw

[Dougie Brootal]

...Ici et Ailleurs

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I am rehashing dead threads

oh wait thats you Doug

[Dougie Brootal]

I am rehashing dead threads

oh wait thats you Doug

"I got no place else to go!!!!!!!!!!!"
http://www.fanfromfla.net/lee/images/ww2_roadietraining2.jpg

[midwestjeff]

...was the title of my second CD.


(Probably should have been called "I Am Not Going to Sell Any of These")

[Dougie Brootal]

... convinced that if Gvac made this thread it would be 40 pages by now.

[drusilla]

woman, hear me roar!

[drusilla]

cooler than a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce

[reillyluck]

... convinced that if Gvac made this thread it would be 40 pages by now.

...totally agreeing with you there.

[Dougie Brootal]

...totally agreeing with you there.

but only cuz hed be arguing with all his own board characters.

[GvacMobile]

...the happiest I've been all year.

[Don Stugots]

I am overlooking a four leaf clover that I over looked before.

[midwestjeff]

There was a hidden track.

It was a cover of Death Don't Have No Mercy.

[Don Stugots]

Making amends.

[Friday]

hurty

[nate1000]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2347/2479556868_083e118802.jpg?v=0

[Dougie Brootal]

...setting up my new phone cuz i smashed my old one into a million pieces.

[Don Stugots]

hurty

dont hurt

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2347/2479556868_083e118802.jpg?v=0

:clap::clap::clap:

[mikeyboy]

...in an apartment full of puking females. It's not as cool as it sounds.

[Dougie Brootal]

...in an apartment full of puking females. It's not as cool as it sounds.

i just wish i was alone with females of anykind.

[skyscraper]

...in an apartment full of puking females. It's not as cool as it sounds.

bullimia convention?
useless without pics...

[Whiskeyportal]

...$2500.00 more broke, and now officially divorced, and about to enjoy an Acid Deep Dish :king:

[Dougie Brootal]

...confused and a little jaded.

[Dougie Brootal]

...trying to put everything back together
















































shut the fuck up hippos.

[ahhdurr]

... tired and hopeful.

[ahhdurr]

...in an apartment full of puking females. It's not as cool as it sounds.

Brasil?

[Friday]

so excited about my 'O holy night' gown! wheeeeeeeee

[Dougie Brootal]

... not finished yet.

[Hottub]

broke as a fuckin' spoke.:down:

[mendyweiss]

4ft 11 , 237 lbs
But I Move Like A Dancer !!!

[Friday]

looking at a pretty substantial tooth-mark in my left forearm.... ha

[drjoek]

looking at a pretty substantial tooth-mark in my left forearm.... ha



Anything I can help with ......in a purely professional manner I promise.

[Dougie Brootal]

... getting nervous.

[drusilla]

oddly tired this early in the night

[celery]

frustrated and trying hard to not just give up.

[Boogie in Va]

.......through with standing in lines at clubs i'll never get in.

[Dougie Brootal]

... hoping for the best, expecting the worst, and trying to ignore it all while ron and fez are on.

[RoseBlood]

A little stressssssed but still feeling like a happy elf..

[Dougie Brootal]

... not giving up.

[Dougie Brootal]

... going to keep bumping this thread, so you all may as well start posting in it.

[Bellyfullasnot]

...waiting for the seamless gutter guy to show up.

[RoseBlood]

Wanting to punch Douggrasso's avatar.. I hate Bam "frog face" Margera! :dry:

[Dougie Brootal]

Wanting to punch Douggrasso's avatar.. I hate Bam "frog face" Margera! :dry:

its my original avatar! everyone was sad when i took it down!

[RoseBlood]

its my original avatar! everyone was sad when i took it down!

Boo-Hoo Fuck 'em Dougie!!!

The only thing worse then your avatar was when you went all DouggieBrootal on us.. :thumbdown:

[Dougie Brootal]

...Dougie Brootal...

[reillyluck]

...Dougie Brootal...

why yes.....yes you are.

[Don Stugots]

Wanting to punch Douggrasso's avatar.. I hate Bam "frog face" Margera! :dry:

laughing and waiting to RB to punch the fruit.

[Dougie Brootal]

why yes.....yes you are.

hahaha you bastard!

[Don Stugots]

...Dougie Brootal...

[Mr. No Taste in Music Jim Norton]Are yah?[/Mr. No Taste in Music Jim Norton]

[Dougie Brootal]

[Mr. No Taste in Music Jim Norton]Are yah?[/Mr. No Taste in Music Jim Norton]

i are. now i gotta change my myspace name.

[reillyluck]

i am giggling over this like a school girl.

[Dougie Brootal]

i am giggling over this like a school girl.

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Friday]

ready to go home now, thank you. :dry:

[skyscraper]

...at the perfect stopping point for the day.
...am going to leave now.
...going to do some Christmas shopping before I go home.
...am getting tired of periods of ellipses...

[KingModem]

...stuck in traffic in the snow, posting on a message board.

[Don Stugots]

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a school girl? that explains it.

[Dougie Brootal]

...hungry for the first time in days.

[RoseBlood]

...hungry for the first time in days.

hungry for a wolf shirt?

[Snoogans]

I am Tiger Woods

[Dougie Brootal]

hungry for a wolf shirt?

hungry like the wolf.... shirt.
http://www.magictv.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/duran-duran.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

I am Tiger Woods

quick reilly, change his name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skellington]

I am devising a very detailed escape plan

[Don Stugots]

I am the pumpkin king.

[Friday]

so sooooo whiny today.

PMS is to be blamed.

[Dougie Brootal]

... feigning confidence while inside i tremble like a little girl.:wallbash:

[Boogie in Va]

........wondering what size bucket Sheepy uses, and how many times he has fallen over while using it.

[Dougie Brootal]

........wondering what size bucket Sheepy uses, and how many times he has fallen over while using it.

its gotta be pretty big...





just sayin...

[Dougie Brootal]

... hating this

[KatPw]

...knitting, drinking coffee, and waiting for the Randi Rhodes show to start.

[Dougie Brootal]

...shocked at how immature this broad can act, and amazed at how emotionally fucked up she really is. :unsure: :help:

[Friday]

.... watching Gilmore Girls, Season 7, Disc 2.

awww yeah..... :smoke:

[spankyfrank]

I am watching mary poppins

Fo reals Yo!!

[RoseBlood]

drinking rice nog and watching Dexter :happy:

[TigerWoods]

What the fuck you think I am? Oh yea, thats right.

I am the best ever. 350+ every fuckin time. I AM TIGER WOODS.

[Dougie Brootal]

... wondering if i should post a pic of the girl im talking to in west virginia. i wanna get some opinions.

[RoseBlood]

... wondering if i should post a pic of the girl im talking to in west virginia. i wanna get some opinions.

Just please dont' get all "commish" on us.
And what does it matter what everyone here thinks of her?
Would that change your opinion of her?

[Dougie Brootal]

Just please dont' get all "commish" on us.
And what does it matter what everyone here thinks of her?
Would that change your opinion of her?

no. well maybe if gvac doesnt like her...i just have nothing to do here at work and i want someone to talk to.

[RoseBlood]

no. i just have nothing to do here at work and i want someone to talk to.

aww poor Dougie.. i know the feeling.. sometimes the walls don't talk back to me either :wacko:

[Dougie Brootal]

aww poor Dougie.. i know the feeling.. sometimes the walls don't talk back to me either :wacko:

awww you missed my gvac edit!

[Dougie Brootal]

... so empty here without you...

[GregoryJoseph]

...more run down and exhausted than I can ever remember feeling.

[A.J.]

...music and I write the songs.

[west milly Tom]

...lost, baby I'm Lossst, baby I'm a lost cause. I'm tired of fighting, tired of fighting, fighting for a lost cause

[ToiletCrusher]

...feeling that 2009 can actually be worse than 2008 was.

[RoseBlood]

driving my mother to the hairdresser

[boosterp]

... Feeling a bit ill for some odd reason and I want to go up to my property.

[Bellyfullasnot]

...sitting in a limo on 52ND waiting for my clients to return from seeing "Hairspray".



...wishing I was home playing with my kids toys.

[douchebagsean]

sitting in my boxers about to take a shower and go out and ninja the night

[GregoryJoseph]

...chipping away at the stone.

[Friday]

feeling so strange... unsure of the boundaries now... smiling but also wondering....

[Dougie Brootal]

...on my own for the first time since she left.


and listening to depressing music.



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:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

[Dougie Brootal]

... doing everything wrong.



... disappointed you jerks arent using posting in this thread!:furious:

[midwestjeff]

...tired of watching Doug try to match his threesome thread.

They can't all be gems budday!

But on the serious tip, I am starting to feel my Gentleman Jack. Hoowah!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I am happy that Doug is realizing this thread is a dud

[midwestjeff]

I am a dud

This thread is the shit.

[Friday]

... never leaving this office tonight.... :wallbash:

[midwestjeff]

... never leaving this office tonight.... :wallbash:

This thread is the shit.