I used my sleeping wifes hand to give myself pleasure

[lleeder]

Too far or acceptable?

[led37zep]

This new board character of yours is odd.

[DonInNC]

I used to do it all the time. Looking back, she was probably awake and just going along with it.

[Dougie Brootal]

i used to jack onto my chicks face or ass while she was asleep... oh god im depressed...:flush:

[IMSlacker]

If your're going to sexually assault your wife while she's sleeping, why stop with her hand?

[led37zep]

i used to jack onto my chicks face or as while she was asleep... oh god im depressed...:flush:

Wait...what happened with the first night out thing? Don't make me go look for another thread.

[Gvac]

Perfectly acceptable.

She's YOUR wife.

[Slumbag]

If your're going to sexually assault your wife while she's sleeping, why stop with her hand?

This X5.

If your gonna be a creep, be a motherfucking creep.

[Dougie Brootal]

Wait...what happened with the first night out thing? Don't make me go look for another thread.

gnr kareoke disaster:flush:

[razorboy]

gnr kareoke disaster:flush:

I'm sure it sounded better than new gay baritone Axl.

[Dougie Brootal]

I'm sure it sounded better than new gay baritone Axl.

there werent any complaints on my axl rose voice, let it be known!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[underdog]

I can't believe I've never thought of this.

And I asked my wife, and her first thought was, "wow, be careful!" She's worried her fingernails might come out.

[IMSlacker]

I can't believe I've never thought of this.

And I asked my wife, and her first thought was, "wow, be careful!" She's worried her fingernails might come out.

If using her hand to pleasure yourself doesn't wake her up, a quick manicure beforehand probably won't either.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Whatever, it's not like ur using her sleeping nosejets to finish you off or anythin.

[patsopinion]

I can't believe I've never thought of this.

And I asked my wife, and her first thought was, "wow, be careful!" She's worried her fingernails might come out.

fingering your butthole?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

fingering your butthole?

butterfinger?

[Furtherman]

i used to jack onto my chicks face or ass while she was asleep... oh god im depressed...:flush:

Your depression is hilarious.

[Dougie Brootal]

Your depression is hilarious.

just glad to be of service

[Furtherman]

just glad to be of service

You want to be of service? Sit on your hand for 10 minutes then see lleeder.

[Dougie Brootal]

You want to be of service? Sit on your hand for 10 minutes then see lleeder.

normal wednesday night around here

[moochcassidy]

is she sleeping or roofied?

either way youre golden

[Furtherman]

normal wednesday night around here

I'll say. Check your drinks. I think he slipped me a mickey and I'm currently, feverishly duct taping this seat cushion to my as....sssshs befrokmoda.........sdasd /s xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Dougie Brootal]

I'll say. Check your drinks. I think he slipped me a mickey and I'm currently, feverishly duct taping this seat cushion to my as....sssshs befrokmoda.........sdasd /s xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

goodnight my sweet

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I expect nothing less from board members after being here for almost 8 years.

I've given up on this side of humanity.

[WampusCrandle]

Too far or acceptable?

.......that is the coolest thing i have ever heard.....

[A.J.]

Did your own hand fall asleep?

[MacVittie]

who cares

[Bellyfullasnot]

Make sure you remind her to wash her hands before stuffing the turkey.

[britneypablo]

thats sweet....how could she not appreciate that your so sexually attracted to her that you couldnt resist using her without her even really doing anything but being there to cause the arousal in the first place.......

im horny now...im going to go back to bed and see if i wake up with cock inside me.....there is a 100% that i wont but there is 50% chance ill get some dog vagina on my face

[Gvac]

im horny now...im going to go back to bed and see if i wake up with cock inside me.....there is a 100% that i wont but there is 50% chance ill get some dog vagina on my face


Some gals have all the luck.

[Ritalin]

Lleeder: One Step Closer to Necrophilia.

[Leticia]

I can't believe I've never thought of this.

And I asked my wife, and her first thought was, "wow, be careful!" She's worried her fingernails might come out.

Your wife is a cat?

[~Katja~]

Your wife is a cat?
:lol:
he should have her de-clawed... just for safe sex

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow i thought I was the only creep who did this

I did this once and blamed the alcohol

it took someone else saying they did this to make me feel better

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

In this picture guess where Fezzie's Left hand is.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/Fezandsticker.jpg