Jacking off in front of the dog: Yay or Gay

[lleeder]

I say Yay.

[Dougie Brootal]

i lock my cat in the other room

[RoseBlood]

Hahahhaahaaa :lol:

[Judge Smails]

I like to use my sleeping dog's paw to jerk me off.

[donnie_darko]

fag.

[lleeder]

Hahahhaahaaa :lol:

I bet you say "then this piggy went to the market", dirty girl.

[IMSlacker]

My dog told me that it doesn't bother him.

[RoseBlood]

I bet you say "then this piggy went to the market", dirty girl.

Right before I huff and I puff and I blooooooowww..

[BlackSpider]

It's not gay unless you have them "clean up"

[RoseBlood]

Boy am I glad this isn't a public poll :unsure:

[underdog]

My cat gives me dirty looks.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

This could be the best thread this Lleeder guy's ever done.

There's nothing quite so fun as being in the sack with someone and their pet jumps onto the bed.

[RoseBlood]

There's nothing quite so fun as being in the sack with someone and their pet jumps onto the bed.

But you told me they were one and the same? :huh:

[RoseBlood]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t6c6FABlLyA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t6c6FABlLyA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[BlackSpider]

wow...

[Judge Smails]

NSFW (http://www.fakyoo.com/hosted_images/2008/11/dog-interrupt-bj.gif)

[Dougie Brootal]

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t6c6FABlLyA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t6c6FABlLyA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

hahaha gold!

[Slumbag]

I don't have a dog.
Would it be weird(er) if it was strangers dog?

[Dougie Brootal]

NSFW (http://www.fakyoo.com/hosted_images/2008/11/dog-interrupt-bj.gif)

sooooooooooo hotttttttttt

[CofyCrakCocaine]

But you told me they were one and the same? :huh:

SHHH!:nono:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

sure why not


too bad they have no opposable thumbs ,so they cant help

[LordJezo]

I have banged my wife while our dog is on the bed.

Does that count?

[Kevin]

I have banged my wife while our dog is on the bed.

Does that count?

Blow up dolls don't count.

[cougarjake13]

gay perv


you prob put peanut butter on your junk too dontcha ??

[Foster]

my dog used to give me this look of disappointment when he saw me jacking it.

just because he could blow himself he thought he was better then me

[west milly Tom]

I was eatin out my chic a couple months ago and our puppy started lickingh my balloon knot. I jumped a mile.

[Foster]

I was eatin out my chic a couple months ago and our puppy started lickingh my balloon knot. I jumped a mile.

after the shock how was it?

[west milly Tom]

after the shock how was it?

well you know a doug's mouth is a hundred times cleaner than a human's...just sayin'

[~Katja~]

well you know a doug's mouth is a hundred times cleaner than a human's...just sayin'

so which doug are you referring to?? just to make sure, he sounds like a germophob's perfect date. :D

if it's ESDoug it would also mean he lied to us about this threesome

[Foster]

so which doug are you referring to?? just to make sure, he sounds like a germophob's perfect date. :D

doug must flosh, gargle and brush after every meal

[west milly Tom]

so which doug are you referring to?? just to make sure, he sounds like a germophob's perfect date. :D

if it's ESDoug it would also mean he lied to us about this threesome

what an aweful typo. i stink

[~Katja~]

what an aweful typo. i stink

or maybe you just meant to subtly come out of that closet you have been in.

Doesn't it feel so freeing?

[Foster]

what an aweful typo. i stink

thats one the 'spell check' won't catch

[west milly Tom]

or maybe you just meant to subtly come out of that closet you have been in.

Doesn't it feel so freeing?

I feel like a new boy....:annoyed:

[west milly Tom]

thats one the 'spell check' won't catch

I posted that from my blackberry, which assumes what you are trying to type some times it assumes wrong.

[Dougie Brootal]

dont judge our love

[Foster]

dont judge our love

we have to

it is the worst thing two men can do together

[west milly Tom]

we have to

it is the worst thing two men can do together

did it count as gay if he was wearing a dress and makeup?

[Foster]

did it count as gay if he was wearing a dress and makeup?

no thats not gay,

but if you both were wearing dresses then its gay again

[Leticia]

I can't do anything like that when our dog is around It freaks me out.

[spoon]

Red Rocket Lleeder

[~Katja~]

I can't do anything like that when our dog is around It freaks me out.

I've had the cat watch me have sex and it was awful. Thankfully he stays out of the bathroom... at least one place for privacy :D

[Foster]

I've had the cat watch me have sex and it was awful. Thankfully he stays out of the bathroom... at least one place for privacy :D

does that mean you....:ohmy:

never mind

[~Katja~]

does that mean you....:ohmy:

never mind

a wise person once said; "Every girl has a shower head" :bye:

only good girls have one with 10 settings ;)

[Foster]

a wise person once said; "Every girl has a shower head" :bye:

only good girls have one with 10 settings ;)

and good water pressure I suppose

[skyscraper]

jacking off in front of animal = not gay
jacking off *TO* animal = not necessarily gay, but probably something to discuss with your mental healthcare professional.