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Reephdweller
11-27-2008, 06:37 AM
Panda attacks man who wanted a cuddle

BEIJING (Reuters) – A panda at a zoo in southern China attacked a student who snuck into its pen hoping for a cuddle with the endangered bear, state media said Saturday.
The 20-year-old male student surnamed Liu jumped over the fence at the zoo in the tourist city of Guilin, ignoring warning signs not to, Xinhua news agency said.
"The panda, named Yangyang, was wide awake. Apparently scared by the intruder, he bit at Liu's arms and legs," it quoted an unnamed worker as saying after zoo keepers managed to calm the bear and rescue Liu, the report said.
"Yangyang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him," Liu was quoted as saying from his hospital bed. "I didn't expect he would attack."
Scientists believe fewer than 2,000 giant pandas live in the wild in China.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_china_panda


Must have been shear panda-monium!

Tall_James
11-27-2008, 07:05 AM
Those polar bears in the Central Park Zoo seem real cuddly.

SatCam
11-27-2008, 07:18 AM
he wanted to rape the bear thats what!

Don Stugots
11-27-2008, 07:20 AM
good damn FezforPrez, no means no.

west milly Tom
11-27-2008, 08:03 AM
this guy is a dooche with a capital D

razorboy
11-27-2008, 08:25 AM
this guy is a dooche with a capital D

And no U and an extra O, evidently.

sr71blackbird
11-27-2008, 08:30 AM
Exclusive video footage:


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King Hippos Bandaid
11-27-2008, 08:31 AM
pandas are chubby chasers, the Chinese are too skinny

cougarjake13
11-27-2008, 02:27 PM
what was he thinking

torker
11-28-2008, 05:41 AM
what was he thinking
http://www.dailyinterlake.com/content/articles/2005/04/01/news/news01.jpg
Bears are cute.

FUNKMAN
11-28-2008, 10:06 AM
he deserved it, sign said "no pandering"...

torker
11-28-2008, 10:22 AM
it must been pandamonium at the zoo

razorboy
11-28-2008, 10:38 AM
"Yangyang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him"

I guess the Panda had him bamboozled.

Coach
11-28-2008, 10:59 AM
I wonder if he was related to the guy who snuck in to the Aquarium to have sex with a Killer Whale and was found the next morning attached to the whale's blowhole

FUNKMAN
11-28-2008, 11:59 AM
I wonder if he was related to the guy who snuck in to the Aquarium to have sex with a Killer Whale and was found the next morning attached to the whale's blowhole

"man!", that must have sucked...

FUNKMAN
11-28-2008, 12:00 PM
you never know what your gonna get when you open Panda's Box...

torker
11-28-2008, 12:14 PM
it must been pandamonium at the zoo

you suck!!! that pun is in the first post, douche

DolaMight
11-28-2008, 12:20 PM
you suck!!! that pun is in the first post, douche

and punt!