I Always Feel A Little Guilty When...

[Gvac]

...I'm driving along enjoying a cigarette and I see a jogger on the side of the road.

[disneyspy]

...when i throw my cigarette butt in santas can in front of walmart

[weekapaugjz]

if you were really the cool kid you said you were, you would throw your butt at them while passing.

im gonna go enjoy a cigarette now. nothing like smoking outside in 30 degree weather...:smoke:

[torker]

The only good jogger is a dead jogger.
http://www.marathoncanada.com/mcImages/newsArticles/newsArticle_132_160.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

I like hitting them with empty beer cans.


But then again, I'm a humanitarian.

[Gvac]

Yeah, you guys are right.

I don't feel an ounce of guilt.

I've always said that cigarettes are the greatest no calorie snack ever invented.

[DiabloSammich]

Yeah, you guys are right.

I don't feel an ounce of guilt.

I've always said that cigarettes are the greatest no calorie snack ever invented.



You also follow Ronnie B's advice that smoking cigarettes is how to get the boys to like you.

[Gvac]

You also follow Ronnie B's advice that smoking cigarettes is how to get the boys to like you.

And not get pimples.

[donnie_darko]

i kinda feel guilty when i turn a young lady into a gasping pirate.
not really guilty about doing, more knowing i'll jo to having done it later.

[Foster]

I've never smoked and I was never one of the cool kids, so your logic is sound.

[disneyspy]

joggers are always gettin in the way,they're not goin anywhere,they're just JOGGIN!
they deserve to be ridiculed
i also feel a little guilty when i put my cigarette out in the holy water at church

[Gvac]

I've never smoked and I was never one of the cool kids

I have so much to teach you.

[~Katja~]

And not get pimples.

going straight from baby smooth to old and wrinkly.. skipping puberty

[Arch Stanton]

You also follow Ronnie B's advice that smoking cigarettes is how to get the boys to like you.

And not get pimples.

and wait till he tells us about Oxycotin

[sr71blackbird]

I feel guilty for wishing bad things on in-shape people I see coming out of ice cream places.

[Furtherman]

I Always Feel A Little Guilty When... I tell older people who piss me off that they won't live to see the next holiday.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I enjoy watching cyclists who are walking on the side of the road with their bikes since they got a flat, esp in the middle of nowhere

[disneyspy]

...when hippos makes a sports pick and it jinx's someone elses team

[Dougie Brootal]

...when i jack to you guys myspace/facebook pics.

[DiabloSammich]

...when i jack to you guys myspace/facebook pics.



How do think it makes it us feel?


Pretty? Loved? Degraded?



Yes to all.

[Chigworthy]

...when I jizz in the egg nog.

[Dougie Brootal]

...when i drink all the egg nog at chigwortys xmas party.

[sr71blackbird]

I feel guilty for passing a guy broken down on the side of the road and I keep going when I know damn well that if it was a hot looking female, I would stop and offer help.

[Jughead]

I am so depressed..My business is done and every one around me is have a great holiday..Is this the same feeling????Im working double over time and the salary people are going on cruises???....:sad:..Oh and I will think about making the most out of my talents... And not being jealous....Thou shalt not covet they neighbor...............:king:

[Dougie Brootal]

I am so depressed..My business is done and every one around me is have a great holiday..Is this the same feeling????Im working double over time and the salary people are going on cruises???....:sad:..Oh and I will think about making the most out of my talents... And not being jealous....Thou shalt not covet they neighbor...............:king:

seems like everyone is depressed anymore... i hear ya juggy.

[Farmer Dave]

You can smoke a pack a day for years and not drop dead. Try going jogging that many times a day and see what happens. If you don't sprain something or kill over from exhaustion, you'll be hit by someone in a car distracted by lighting another cigarette.

^
see what I did there?

[A.J.]

I used to be the jogger 20 years ago when I ran track and cross country in high school.

[torker]

I used to be the jogger 20 years ago when I ran track and cross country in high school.
http://www.runningmovies.com/image/LoneliestRunner3.jpg

[Foster]

http://www.runningmovies.com/image/LoneliestRunner3.jpg

I thought that movie was called "The Yellowest Sheet"