Why Are Professional Cheerleaders Ugly?

[Gvac]

In high school, the cutest girls are usually the cheerleaders. The college ones are adorable, too. Yet on the pro level, 90% of them are butter faces.

Why is this?

Thanks in advance, Oracle!

Your pal,

Uncle G

[Chuck Norris]

Because all of the really hot ones go on to do great things in life, like swallowing my children.

[IamFogHat]

They aren't teenagers anymore.

[OGC]

Plastics


http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/2843/justonewordplasticsdo5.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

[sailor]

you like underage girls.

[Marc with a c]

"cheerleaders are dancers gone retarted."

[west milly Tom]

The title of this thread should read, "the younger the better".

[west milly Tom]

And what would your wife say about this thread?

[epo]

Not only is Gvac complaining about nice women dancing in public, but he has also never taken a bride.

Hmmmmm......................

[britneypablo]

high school cheerleaders get picked for the team bc they are cute, pro get picked because they are good

[razorboy]

You should watch more Bucs games.

[biggestmexi]

Not only is Gvac complaining about nice women dancing in public, but he has also never taken a bride.

Hmmmmm......................

sheepy i tell you.

[biggestmexi]

high school cheerleaders get picked for the team bc they are cute, pro get picked because they are good

must be a pro.

[Chigworthy]

To sustain the vain, self-serving ambitions of a cheerleader past the adolescent years results in a generally guilty and poor self-image. A self-image that is too far from neutral will be translated into the very expressive eyes and facial muscles. We can see their black little souls.

[nate1000]

This. Thread. Is. Useless. Without.

[IMSlacker]

This. Thread. Is. Useless. Without.

http://assets.houstontexans.com/uploads/cheerleader_banners/00974D12ED0C4C68A8518C368B48E8FC.jpg

[Misteriosa]

ive met a few sports cheerleaders in my day and from my experience, gvac is on to something. if the girls wouldnt have told me, i would have never guessed they were "pro". they were "loose" in certain places like the thighs and the belly. they had nice smiles, but thats all i can say about their faces.

im not hating, but coming from a professional dancing background, the recuiters must have been really scraping the bottom of the barrel on audition day.

[GvacMobile]

To sustain the vain, self-serving ambitions of a cheerleader past the adolescent years results in a generally guilty and poor self-image. A self-image that is too far from neutral will be translated into the very expressive eyes and facial muscles. We can see their black little souls.

Brilliant!

I may have found my mentor...

[Fezticle98]

Not entirely true.

If you have ever seen one of those shows/news pieces where they show cheerleader tryouts, most of them are hot.

However, at actual games, they probably cake on too much makeup. Like stage actors do to be seen, cheerleaders in 85,000 seat stadiums plaster it on.

[drjoek]

Making the squad about trying out for the Cowboys cheerleader is must see tv.

[Furtherman]

Making the squad about trying out for the Cowboys cheerleader is must see tv.

That would be Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders: Making The Team 3 on CMT, but it just ended its seaon 2 weeks ago.

[IamPixie]

http://assets.houstontexans.com/uploads/cheerleader_banners/00974D12ED0C4C68A8518C368B48E8FC.jpg

dear lord, they're HIDEOUS!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I love the Giants because they have no cheerleading squad

most are ok, some nice gems though


The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are over rated and rank below hooters chicks in the fantasy depth chart

[midwestjeff]

You know what I love about them high school cheerleaders?

I keep getting older and they stay the same age.

[Contra]

This whole thread should be merged into the "is GVAC going crazy?" thread.


IMO the highschool cheerleaders are the ones that have gone downhill. A lot more ugly fat girls. It seems that most school districts don't want discrimination lawsuits to deal with.

[IMSlacker]

dear lord, they're HIDEOUS!

Seriously! I don't know how I'll make it through the game tonight.

[SatCam]

there were no hot cheerleaders in my high school. The dance team on the other hand,..............:devil2:

[cougarjake13]

In high school, the cutest girls are usually the cheerleaders. The college ones are adorable, too. Yet on the pro level, 90% of them are butter faces.

Why is this?

Thanks in advance, Oracle!

Your pal,

Uncle G


the cute adorable ones move on to porn

[Foster]

maybe its like what happened with the sterwardess' for the airlines 20 years ago

they were made to hire ugly women to fit a quota

[A.J.]

maybe its like what happened with the sterwardess' for the airlines 20 years ago

they were made to hire ugly women to fit a quota

Not for the International crews. It's like a Miss Universe pagent.

[Foster]

Not for the International crews. It's like a Miss Universe pagent.

true, its only the domestic flights that have the ugly quota,

maybe the same holds true for international cheerleaders

[ahhdurr]

http://assets.houstontexans.com/uploads/cheerleader_banners/00974D12ED0C4C68A8518C368B48E8FC.jpg

I would fuck every one of these women.

[Westley]

ugly? u must be crazy there hot!

[Fallon]

Are you calling Stacy Keibler unattractive?

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7014/stacyravensmo5.jpg

:furious:

[Gvac]

Are you calling Stacy Keibler unattractive?

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7014/stacyravensmo5.jpg

:furious:

Yes.

[NYHCmikeX]

Yes.

So...who's your so-hot-she's-famous chick again?

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

What if it was Boss in a cheerleader's outfit?

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

So...who's your so-hot-she's-famous chick again?

Stacy Keibler is famous for having a vagina and fake tits in a segment of pop culture where the dudes watching and those participating are desperate to ephasize how not gay they are. That doesn't actually make her hot.

[DolaMight]

I'm the guy who owns football. You don't like the cheerleaders? Ok done, they're gone. I replaced all the cheerleaders with strapping young dancing CFL roughriders. Enjoy the game.

Anything else you want changed? I can force the players to play with exposed genitals if you like.

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

Guess Gvac doesn't realize that this is how the girls obsessed with being the hot cheerleaders in high school will find themselves if they keep down that path as their primary goal in life.

Nobody can defeat Father Time and desperation.

[Contra]

Wait when did keibler get implants? Were they concave beforehand?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Wait when did keibler get implants? Were they concave beforehand?

Keibler doesn't have implants, the poster was talking out of his ass.

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

Keibler doesn't have implants, the poster was talking out of his ass.

An ass that looks a hell of a lot better than her awful rack.

[RoseBlood]

Not entirely true.

If you have ever seen one of those shows/news pieces where they show cheerleader tryouts, most of them are hot.

However, at actual games, they probably cake on too much makeup. Like stage actors do to be seen, cheerleaders in 85,000 seat stadiums plaster it on.

Exactly, they wear so much make-up that it's difficult to tell if they are pretty. You only notice the make-up caked on. They also tend look the same because they want that uniformed look when they are performing, same tan, same hair, same smile, same make up. From what I can tell, most of them are average looking.

[cougarjake13]

I would fuck every one of these women.

http://assets.houstontexans.com/uploads/cheerleader_banners/00974D12ED0C4C68A8518C368B48E8FC.jpg



any man would

[GvacMobile]

I never said that I wouldn't bang them, just that they were ugly.

[mendyweiss]

http://www.mckenziehighschool.org/mhs/Assets/images/images/cheerleaders.jpg
Professional ? No Thanks

[RAAMONE]

i didnt read throught this thread but...is gvac gay?

they may be stupid whores but the majority are attractive

90% are butterfaces? fag

[Gvac]

i didnt read throught this thread but...is gvac gay?

they may be stupid whores but the majority are attractive

90% are butterfaces? fag

I guess when you're from Pittsburgh they must look gorgeous.

[~Katja~]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2131/2237569156_49cdf273df.jpg
http://www.chennaisuperkings4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cheerleaders.jpg
http://www.afrc.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/061013-F-9999R-003.jpg
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/06/02/eagles_clicks.jpg

[Don Stugots]

http://www.mckenziehighschool.org/mhs/Assets/images/images/cheerleaders.jpg
Professional ? No Thanks

they are too old for him.

[RAAMONE]

I guess when you're from Pittsburgh they must look gorgeous.

we dont even have cheerleaders...so i guess that says something

[SuperKarateMonkeyDeathFez]

http://www.chennaisuperkings4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cheerleaders.jpg

Is this photo in support of Gvac's theory?

Ghastly.

[Foster]

http://www.chennaisuperkings4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cheerleaders.jpg

oh boy, those ribs look tastie

[A.J.]

http://www.chennaisuperkings4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cheerleaders.jpg

Isn't she the wife of Senator John Blutarsky?

[nate1000]

http://www.mckenziehighschool.org/mhs/Assets/images/images/cheerleaders.jpg
Professional ? No Thanks

brb...


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http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051107/051107_chris_hanson_vsml_9a.vsmall.jpg

[boosterp]

http://assets.houstontexans.com/uploads/cheerleader_banners/00974D12ED0C4C68A8518C368B48E8FC.jpg

My friend Candice is second from the bottom left and I find her hot! Never mind her family is like my second, is fake incest against the law?

[Foster]

My friend Candice is second from the bottom left and I find her hot! Never mind her family is like my second, is fake incest against the law?

only if you don't take pictures and share them with everyone afterwards

[boosterp]

I am safe then, thanks. :smoke:

[Foster]

I am safe then, thanks. :smoke:

no problem; I'll be waiting for the pics

[cougarjake13]

its from all that football player jizz

[Creepo]

In wisonsin we just put cheese asll over the cheerleaders. Thats all we care about anyways