Franklyn Vs. Dave

[Tenbatsuzen]

I think this thread has set a record now for bringing lurkers and new posters out. so i thought i'd take this opportunity to say WELCOME ALL NEW PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER EVER POSTED HERE BEFORE!!!!! Now that you've made this step to become new posting board members, I hope you'll all come to the ronfez.net christmas party on Saturday night!

Mikey, think we'll need a bigger place?

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

yes, we'll all go to the 40/40 club at the last minute

[~Katja~]

I think that phrase now has the record of "fastest way of being driven into the ground." I mean, Ron brought it up on Monday and it's already entirely overused.

for the record this was the first and only time I used that line. So it's not overused at all.

[~Katja~]

I think this thread has set a record now for bringing lurkers and new posters out. so i thought i'd take this opportunity to say WELCOME ALL NEW PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER EVER POSTED HERE BEFORE!!!!! Now that you've made this step to become new posting board members, I hope you'll all come to the ronfez.net christmas party on Saturday night!

Mikey, think we'll need a bigger place?

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

I think there should be a fenced in members only area for anyone who signs up and immediately starts bashing show members and fiends. Sort of like a Kindergarten... they need to learn to get along fisrt before they can mingle with the rest.

[mikeyboy]

I think there should be a fenced in members only area for anyone who signs up and immediately starts bashing show members and fiends. Sort of like a Kindergarten... they need to learn to get along fisrt before they can mingle with the rest.

Can we put them in your roped off area, Deb?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Can we put them in your roped off area, Deb?

Only worthwhile if Frenchy cries again.

[Flea_Man]

I think this thread has set a record now for bringing lurkers and new posters out. so i thought i'd take this opportunity to say WELCOME ALL NEW PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER EVER POSTED HERE BEFORE!!!!! Now that you've made this step to become new posting board members, I hope you'll all come to the ronfez.net christmas party on Saturday night!

Mikey, think we'll need a bigger place?

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

We'll need a bigger place because all the new members are Franklyn under fake names. So we'll have 10 different Franklyns walking around Blondies like its Being John Malkovich asking people if they think candy is dandy.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I'm being Barry Bit-Ruiner, but you FBA/Paltalk types obviously don't know what board characters are do ya? Pay close attention to the names of the "new people posting". Sheesh.

No wonder comedy pyramids are dead, ya damn yokels!

[Rorschach]

I'm being Barry Bit-Ruiner, but you FBA/Paltalk types obviously don't know what board characters are do ya? Pay close attention to the names of the "new people posting". Sheesh.

No wonder comedy pyramids are dead, ya damn yokels!

douchebags

[Flea_Man]

I'm being Barry Bit-Ruiner, but you FBA/Paltalk types obviously don't know what board characters are do ya? Pay close attention to the names of the "new people posting". Sheesh.

No wonder comedy pyramids are dead, ya damn yokels!

Ummmmmmmmmmm I know. Did you read my posts?

[Don Stugots]

Ummmmmmmmmmm I know. Did you read my posts?

does anyone usually?

[Tenbatsuzen]

does anyone usually?

Ignore lists rule!

[barrytheblade]

Franklyn just doesn't get the show. He's attached himself to it in order to promote himself a bit and to make connections (I hope he's done the latter...because he's terrible on the radio). Hopefully he'll get what he needs out of hanging around and then he'll leave.

[happytypinggirl]

I think there should be a fenced in members only area for anyone who signs up and immediately starts bashing show members and fiends. Sort of like a Kindergarten... they need to learn to get along fisrt before they can mingle with the rest.

woudl i count as a fiend?

Can we put them in your roped off area, Deb?

awww why do i have to be the babysitter?

We'll need a bigger place because all the new members are Franklyn under fake names. So we'll have 10 different Franklyns walking around Blondies like its Being John Malkovich asking people if they think candy is dandy.

laughed....SO very hard....

I'm being Barry Bit-Ruiner, but you FBA/Paltalk types obviously don't know what board characters are do ya? Pay close attention to the names of the "new people posting". Sheesh.

No wonder comedy pyramids are dead, ya damn yokels!

pssst....we know. sarcasm. next time i'll "wink"

[IamPixie]

pssst....we know. sarcasm. next time i'll "wink"

with your brown eye, hopefully.






I don't even know what that means.

[happytypinggirl]

with your brown eye, hopefully.






I don't even know what that means.

first shock....then laughter...then hysterical laughter. and i know what it means. of course you're referring to the fact that i have brown eyes, right?

[~Katja~]

woudl i count as a fiend?



I mistyped, I meant friend and yes, friends of the show... that counts you and all the nice people they let in studio to watch, on air to comment or even on the show to participate.

Anybody who claims to love R&F should be happy with who they decide to bring on air... there is always a reason to it and they should just accept that.
The bashing is immature and annoying.

[happytypinggirl]

I mistyped, I meant friend and yes, friends of the show... that counts you and all the nice people they let in studio to watch, on air to comment or even on the show to participate.

Anybody who claims to love R&F should be happy with who they decide to bring on air... there is always a reason to it and they should just accept that.
The bashing is immature and annoying.

awww shucks. i wanted to be a fiend. :)

[NewYorkDragons80]

woudl i count as a fiend?

http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/images/snidely.jpg

[happytypinggirl]

http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/images/snidely.jpg

oh man that is looking WAY fiendish

[WillfulBoy]

Franklyn is a douche! Who died and made him King of morality?

Why is Franklyn there? He adds nothing to the show and obviously doesn't share the 202 sense of humor. I'm sure he only hangs around there to get some free advertising for his fuckin piece of shit movie.

I agree with Dave %100. Franklyn = Fun RUINER!
Throw him the fuck out! :bye::bye::bye:

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I was just doing my best Franklyn impression.

[DandyCandy]

Words hurt, you know.

[moochcassidy]

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[celery]

dandy candy

[JerseyRich]

I called Dean Barry's School of Acting and left a message.

Fughetaboutit!

[NewYorkDragons80]

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[Dell]

Now Don;t get me wrong.... I hate Franklin!!

But Lately I hate dave even more! The Kid can't handle anyone new one the show. He sees everyone as a threat.anytime someone comes up with a bit he rips it to shreds, while hes putting out crap like davey red. my dislike for dave started when he shoved FEZ's face into the ground a couple of months back. He is a spoiled little fag(the worst thing a man ccan be). He wouldn't even let Beanie finish a story without jumping in the other day. I understand he has a role to play but he really pisses me off most of the time. I can't understand why Ron sticks up for him so damned much.

who is this really... Big frankLyn? I find that ESD always goes with the bit regardless of anyones tenure

[Flea_Man]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/Flea_Man/beingfranklyn.jpg

[happytypinggirl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v414/Flea_Man/beingfranklyn.jpg

omg. being John Franklovitch. hahahha! so many franklyns.

[Rube]

anybody seen Gvac? were is he?

[Sue_Bender]

anybody seen Gvac? were is he?


No, he's DEAD!

[celery]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3403&size=1

There has to be a Photoshop opportunity here, but I'm stumped.

[jclassic]

This is the first time I've seen pictures of Franklyn and it totally blew away my guess at what he'd look like. I can see why Master Po and Joe had to stay close by now. Honestly, I had always imagined the black guy judge (http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/48/84/0000034884_20061021024408.jpg) from America's Next Top Model. Especially with the whole tea and scarf thing.
Having seen pictures of Old Lilly in the gallery section, I can also say there's no way Franklyn would've had a shot.

[celery]

This is the first time I've seen pictures of Franklyn and it totally blew away my guess at what he'd look like. I can see why Master Po and Joe had to stay close by now. Honestly, I had always imagined the black guy judge (http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/48/84/0000034884_20061021024408.jpg) from America's Next Top Model. Especially with the whole tea and scarf thing.
Having seen pictures of Old Lilly in the gallery section, I can also say there's no way Franklyn would've had a shot.

That's the creepiest thing about Franklyn. He acts like her best girlfriend, then as soon as her back is turned, he says, "oh yeah, I could fuck her." That's why people think is whole persona is an act, a made-up personality to get people to like him.

[Solveig]

Has Franklin left the show?

[WampusCrandle]

Has Franklin left the show?

i hope so ...

[Flea_Man]

Has Franklin left the show?

http://bum.net/pics/shoes-on-sale.jpg

[NewYorkDragons80]

Has Franklin left the show?

From today's New York Times (http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Hamster-On-a-Piano-Eating-Popcorn-599630.html):
African-American icon Franklyn officially announced that the appearance he made on the December 2nd installment of Sirius-XM's "Ron and Fez Show" would be his last. "I've never felt like I wasn't part of the Ron and Fez show until now," he openly sobbed before a pool of reporters.

As he departed from the company's studios in Midtown Manhattan, host Ron Bennington's comment was "Fuck your mother." When a reporter from the Daily News persisted, Bennington elaborated, "Fuck your mother in the asssssssssss."

The controversy began after a Thanksgiving show in which a dish prepared by a listener was thrown in the garbage. "Franklyn cried 'That man has feelings!'" recalls producer Dave McDonald in a voice reminiscent of Harvey Fierstein. "Goodfellas, Godfather, cum," McDonald continued.

Another alleged producer of XM's popular midday show, Earl Douglas was frank about the racial implications the resignation had. "Fewer and fewer young black men are entering radio," explained the former producer for "fifth Beatle" Scott Muni. "Who is baby Satchmo supposed to look up to in the industry? Certainly not me."

The staff was more tight-lipped about the blue spandex-clad vigiliante who is reported to be enforcing morality in the formerly unruly satellite airwaves. However, Todd "Fez" Hillier did reveal that, "Franklyn is the hero Sirius-XM deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector"

[ToiletCrusher]

LA times is reporting that too