I straightened her out..

[OneEyeJack]

She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge. She studied sculpture at ST. Martins college, thats were I caught her eye.She told me her dad was loaded so I said in that case, I,ll have a rum and coca cola. She said fine and in 30 seconds time she said, I wanna live like common people, I wanna do what ever common people do, I wanna sleep with common people, I wanna sleep with common people like you.....

[mikeyboy]

Back to posting song lyrics I see?

Great.

Don't you have some other message board to annoy?

[KingGeno]

You'll get beat to a Pulp if you talk like that again.

What is your point, anyhow? Ya do nothing but post troll crap.

[patsopinion]

it would be nice if he stuck this in other threads

like one eye'd jack easter eggs left around rf.net

instead its just a waste of a thread

[Judge Smails]

You will never understand what it means to start a thread with some meaning and humor and wth interesting topics. I'm amazed that you still post and your threads only frustrate and make me wonder "why?"

[OneEyeJack]

I said I,ll see what I could do. I took her to a supermarket.I dont know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there. I said pretend you got no money, she just laughed and said, Oh your so funny. I said yea, well I cant see anyone else smiling in here. You sure you wanna live like common people, you wanna see what common people see, you wanna sleep with common people like me but she didnt understand. She just smiled and held my hand...

[grlNIN]

You're a Jarvis Cocker.

[Don Stugots]

it's better to burnt away

then to fade away....

[KC2OSO]

Try this verse:
Time and again (http://www.njmikec.com/images/jerome kern - All the Things You Are.mp3) I've longed for adventure,
Something to make my heart beat the faster,
What did I long for, I never really knew...

[ahhdurr]

This is the new worst thread in the history of the internetz.

[KC2OSO]

Yes. Yes it is.

[epo]

This poster seems to be of a Different Class.

[Gvac]

Shatner's version blows away the original by Pulp.

I'm dead serious.

[epo]

Shatner's version blows away the original by Pulp.

I'm dead serious.

I really don't understand you sometimes.

[Gvac]

I really don't understand you sometimes.

Maybe you never heard it. Joe Jackson is PHENOMENAL, as is Ben Folds' arrangement.

[epo]

Maybe you never heard it. Joe Jackson is PHENOMENAL, as is Ben Folds' arrangement.

Oh, I've heard it. Joe Jackson is amazing...but Shatner has been doing that bit for 30 years.

I like it...but the original remains supreme.

[scottinnj]

I took her to a supermarket...

I made out with a chick in the storeroom of a Cumberland Farms once. Beat that!

[Gvac]

Shatner has been doing that bit for 30 years.

Not like he did on that album. It's a really strong album if people took it as it, not looking at it as another Shatner goof album.

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[epo]

Like I said...same shit, different year.

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Don't get me wrong...I like his version of the song, but its not better than the original.

[Gvac]

Please.

It's bad ass.

The original sounds like a gay disco anthem.

[Doogie]

You're all gay...:banning:

[Ricky24]

Oh, I've heard it. Joe Jackson is amazing...but Shatner has been doing that bit for 30 years.

I like it...but the original remains supreme.

you are wrong. very, very wrong.

[OneEyeJack]

so I said,go to work for stupid slobs,dye your hair and give blowjobs,sell some crack and bath in pools, pretend you went to Law School, but still you,ll never get it right when your lying in bed at night looking at diplomas on the wall, if you call your dad he could stop it all...yea..

[brettmojo]

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[guttersnipe]

Not like he did on that album. It's a really strong album if people took it as it, not looking at it as another Shatner goof album.

I totally agree.

And I had an epiphany while reading this thread.
Gvac is ronfez.net's own personal Shatner.

And I mean that as a compliment.

[Gvac]

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me!

Thanks, guttersnipe.

I love Shatner.

[mikeyboy]

I totally agree.

And I had an epiphany while reading this thread.
Gvac is ronfez.net's own personal Shatner.

And I mean that as a compliment.

Wow, snipe! Haven't seen you around these parts in some time. You've been missed!

[ScottFromGA]

I like his posts.


I say more OneEyedJack posts....OEJ Fan since day 1!

[NITRON]

didn't know of oej until today. but i want to learn more about the oej business.

[reillyluck]

I like his posts.


I say more OneEyedJack posts....OEJ Fan since day 1!

and you apparently like A1 steak sauce.

[epo]

and you apparently like A1 steak sauce.

Savages.