what's this about?

[fatty]

how come when you have to take a dump and you're driving home, it gets worse and worse the closer you get home. it doesn't matter if it's 5 minutes or 5 hours, the closer you get it's like your body knows and it just can't hold it anymore. what's that about? does anyone else try to trick their mind in making them think they are farther away than they are? i hate that stuff

it's true,
it's damn true!

<IMG SRC=http://www.toptown.com/dorms/creedstonegate/movie/bigl3.jpg>

[Bron Yur Stomp]

Lmao
I can tell you how may times I had this discussion with myself.
Lmao

I've had it up to here with you people....oh I thought you were circus midgets

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It happens to me when I'm out running-- but never at the beginning of the run. Oh no! Never! Always when I'm at the furthest point from my house and there are no bathrooms in sight!

<IMG SRC="http://members.home.net/vitamin.d/referencepix/fuzzybutt.jpg">

[CovDiesel]

The worst is the dump sweats... and you can feel them.. it's awful.

Yes.. I hate it. I'm with ya'll.

<IMG SRC="http://www.privatemailhost.com/RFnetDiesel.jpg">

[IkeaBoy]

you can poop yourself like our Fabulous producer.

-----
"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- <a href="http://www.capalert.com">CAPALERT</a> Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style

[brainfart]

I never feel like I have to go until I'm on the Long Island Rail Road, and I get to use those sparkling clean bathrooms.

Even better is Beavis' take on it, in Andy Rooney's voice:

"Why do they call it 'taking a dump', when you don't actually take anything. Shouldn't they call it 'leaving a dump'"

Uhhhhhhhhhh, What?