i just closed my cock head in my zipper...

[Dougie Brootal]

ow fuck. its not bleeding or marked in any way. i think ill be okay. owwwwwwwww.....

[disneyspy]

you poor bastard,and by that i mean you're so small that you only catch the head,i get knicked bout half way on the shaft

[Hottub]

Put on some underpants.

Filthy savage!

[reillyluck]

Franks & Beans!!!!!!!!!

[RoseBlood]

So it's safe to say you're "cut"? :innocent:

[Don Stugots]

ha ha

[west milly Tom]

So this was just a nick then. Glad you're alright. I wish a woman could zip her labia just once.

[Marc with a c]

Edit: oh boy that was bad.

[SatCam]

that's the most action you'll be getting today

[torker]

http://iwanttobreathe.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/lemon-squeeze-small4.jpg

[jauble]

I've done this before where I got a mark. My chick at the time thought it was hilarious it wasn't. Doug I feel your pain just not in the same way that scot did.

[torker]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/813/25058123.JPG

[yojimbo7248]

good to hear we don't have a bleeder.

[Furtherman]

You might have wanted to think of a better excuse to call out tomorrow.

[joethebartender]

At least you have tomorrow off to rest up!


scooped by furtherman! worse things could happen. I could get my cock caught in my zipp.....
wait

[Rorschach]

douchebag

[mikeyboy]

Admit it.


It wasn't your zipper.

[Don Stugots]

Admit it.


It wasn't your zipper.

scott's?

[torker]

scott's?

Scott's.


http://www.frightcatalog.com/i/250/1210005.jpg

[Snoogans]

you poor bastard,and by that i mean you're so small that you only catch the head,i get knicked bout half way on the shaft

why dont you just to learn to piss without gettin caught

[Gvac]

scott's?

Scott's.


Scot's.

[patsopinion]

ow fuck. its not bleeding or marked in any way. i think ill be okay. owwwwwwwww.....

that is soooo metal

[britneypablo]

juicy:clap:

[Dougie Brootal]

Scot's.

thanks.

[GregoryJoseph]

thanks.

Some of us actually pay attention to what you write.

[Hottub]

What did the Rabbi say just before he started the circumcision?

[Dougie Brootal]

What did the Rabbi say just before he started the circumcision?

"Are you sure you're a grown adult male?"

[scottinnj]

scott's?

Scott's.

Scot's.

What?

[scottinnj]

What did the Rabbi say just before he started the circumcision?

Who's paying for this?

[AngelAmy]

useless without pics

[RoseBlood]

could always be worse doug, at least you didn't dip it in the shitter :flush:

[Dougie Brootal]

update ... there is a raw red mark on the scene of the crime. it is about a millimeter from the pee hole and is quite sensative. not enough to stop jerking off though.

[Reynolds]

update ... there is a raw red mark on the scene of the crime. it is about a millimeter from the pee hole and is quite sensative. not enough to stop jerking off though.

Does it turn purple when you get a hard on?

[paracetamol flanders]

http://www.maniacsparadise.de/assets/images/82_ZIPPER_CATCHES_SKIN.JPG

[ecobag2]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k142/newmanruby/stiller.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

boy, you're havin' a bad day
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you should get the entire town involved on this one

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[Dougie Brootal]

boy, you're havin' a bad day


you should get the entire town involved on this one



thats why i started the thread

[ecobag2]

thats why i started the thread

speaking of which - how's your unit?

[Dougie Brootal]

speaking of which - how's your unit?

its good. but im gonna take it easy on the jacking today. just to be sure.

[jonyrotn]

Kinda serves you right for wearing your skirt backwards..

Hey bro, I told you from the begining that starting a gimmick band called "Criss Cross Dresers" was a bad Idea..:wink: