Doug's Disasters in Dating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

well i got the message from my x last night that its over johnny! so here is where i will share all the embarrassing details of my new single life. all the blind dates, bar hookups, kareoke disasters and any other horrible experiences that may happen to me!

this saturday, as some of you may already know, i have a blind date with a tall asian chick. i hope to see you all here next week to hear about my adventure!

[KingGeno]

well i got the message from my x....

Stopped reading here.

[west milly Tom]

well i got the message from my x last night that its over johnny! so here is where i will share all the embarrassing details of my new single life. all the blind dates, bar hookups, kareoke disasters and any other horrible experiences that may happen to me!

this saturday, as some of you may already know, i have a blind date with a tall asian chick. i hope to see you all here next week to hear about my adventure!



I got a phone number from a tall Asian chic (half Asian I think) in Hoboken last Thursday. How many could there be?

[JerseyRich]

I got a phone number from a tall Asian chic (half Asian I think) in Hoboken last Thursday. How many could there be?

Billions!

[Dougie Brootal]

I got a phone number from a tall Asian chic (half Asian I think) in Hoboken last Thursday. How many could there be?

2.

[reillyluck]

fuck that. Come the the xmas party. you can stay at Gvacs house.

[joethebartender]

i have a blind date with a tall asian chick. i hope to see you all here next week to hear about my adventure!

http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/yao_ming_nba_allstar.jpg
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http://savvysheitels.com/zcart/images/c3wig26.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

fuck that. Come the the xmas party. you can stay at Gvacs house.

tempting, but my asshole is already chapped from whiskey shits. a weekend at gvacs could only exacerbate the problem.

[Dougie Brootal]

http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/yao_ming_nba_allstar.jpg
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http://savvysheitels.com/zcart/images/c3wig26.jpg

hahahaha!:lol:

[instrument]

Useless without mf'ing pictures.

[Dougie Brootal]

Useless without mf'ing pictures.

ill try to remember my camera.

[reillyluck]

tempting, but my asshole is already chapped from whiskey shits. a weekend at gvacs could only exacerbate the problem.

loser.

[~Katja~]

I got a phone number from a tall Asian chic (half Asian I think) in Hoboken last Thursday. How many could there be?

was she looking for a threesome with you and your hot chick?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I get it, douggraso/esd is for Doug who is dating

Dougie Brootal is the single bachelor

inside the 3 faces of doug



Doug, check for an adam's apple, if there isnt any, leave

[Freakshow]

miss brootaleastsidedougiegrasso.

[Judge Smails]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2006-03/16/xin_190303160726734203835.jpg

[grlNIN]

Maybe you could start keeping everything related to your cock in one thread?

[mikeyboy]

Maybe you could start keeping everything related to your cock in one thread?

Mojo locked the other one.

[Dougie Brootal]

Maybe you could start keeping everything related to your cock in one thread?

i didnt want all the bad memories from the other threads to corrupt all the bad memories that are gonna be in this thread.

[west milly Tom]

was she looking for a threesome with you and your hot chick?

Are you on a cellular phone?!? Prank caller! Prank caller!

[grlNIN]

i didnt want all the bad memories from the other threads to corrupt all the bad memories that are gonna be in this thread.

Too late, you already post.

[drjoek]

Mojo locked the other one.



Harumph!

[boosterp]

http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/yao_ming_nba_allstar.jpg
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http://savvysheitels.com/zcart/images/c3wig26.jpg

:lol::lol::lol:

Doug, I'll join you in failures.

[mikeyboy]

Too late, you already post.

Ugh. If you are uninterested, move along.

[grlNIN]

I would rather post when and where i please.

Thank You.

[boosterp]

Should this not be a sticky?

[Freakshow]

Should this not be sticky?

ewww. (and that's later)

[hunnerbun]

I got a phone number from a tall Asian chic (half Asian I think) in Hoboken last Thursday. How many could there be?

....half man....Lady Boy?

[Dougie Brootal]

I would rather post when and where i please.

Thank You.

what an asshole. just because youre a fake mod doesnt mean you can tell me what to post about. go fuck yourself.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Let us know when you're very, very deeply in like with someone.

[Dougie Brootal]

Let us know when you're very, very deeply in like with someone.

:lol: ill also let you know if my x doesnt do her cancer relay this year.

[NITRON]

why did she end it?

[Dougie Brootal]

why did she end it?

actually i did. but then i changed my mind and she didnt. its all in the other thread.

[Marc with a c]

don't let her play beer pong.

[JerseyRich]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-set-sail-for-fail1.jpg

[grlNIN]

what an asshole. just because youre a fake mod doesnt mean you can tell me what to post about. go fuck yourself.

Nope, i'm good thanks.


PS- I never use the "mod" thing against any poster i talk to so you have zero reason to use it against me.

PPS- Being a "mod"(ha hee ho ho) has made me no less of an asshole than ive already been on this site for the past 7 years.

[west milly Tom]

Let us know when you're very, very deeply in like with someone.


You've.won wmt's Best post of the day
Award. Congratulations.

[Dougie Brootal]

Nope, i'm good thanks.


PS- I never use the "mod" thing against any poster i talk to so you have zero reason to use it against me.

PPS- Being a "mod"(ha hee ho ho) has made me no less of an asshole than ive already been on this site for the past 7 years.

dont be so cummy. youre worse than drjoek anymore. i never said anything about my cock in this thread either so you have zero reason to use that against me. this is my way of dealing with the issue im going through right now. i dont mind people busting balls but you dont have to be a cunt about it. we get you dont like me posting about my sex life. move along. some other people do, and it helps me to talk about it. i dont care how long youve been here. i have no problem with you other than your shitty posts in this thread. mikey even told you it was unnecessary.




whatever it doesnt really matter, i dont know why im even responding to you. your opinions are unimportant to me. seeyuh budday!:bye:

[JerseyRich]

dont be so cummy. youre worse than drjoek anymore. i never said anything about my cock in this thread either so you have zero reason to use that against me. this is my way of dealing with the issue im going through right now. i dont mind people busting balls but you dont have to be a cunt about it. we get you dont like me posting about my sex life. move along. some other people do, and it helps me to talk about it. i dont care how long youve been here. i have no problem with you other than your shitty posts in this thread. mikey even told you it was unnecessary.




whatever it doesnt really matter, i dont know why im even responding to you. your opinions are unimportant to me. seeyuh budday!:bye:

Make up with your brother and get a guitar for Gvac.

Just sayin'.

[SatCam]

my cock in this thread


there you go again

[Furtherman]

Mojo locked the other one.

And then left town.

[Dougie Brootal]

Make up with your brother and get a guitar for Gvac.

Just sayin'.

NEVER!

[AngryAsianGuy]

i have a blind date with a tall asian chick.

Wonderful.

First we get hit with SARS, then Tsunamis. Now its Doug with our women.

I'm peeing in Doug's Coke. No joke.

[Dougie Brootal]

Wonderful.

First we get hit with SARS, then Tsunamis. Now its Doug with our women.

I'm peeing in Doug's Coke. No joke.

make sure its diet. im a diabetic.

[drjoek]

dont be so cummy. youre worse than drjoek anymore. i never said anything about my cock in this thread either so you have zero reason to use that against me. this is my way of dealing with the issue im going through right now. i dont mind people busting balls but you dont have to be a cunt about it. we get you dont like me posting about my sex life. move along. some other people do, and it helps me to talk about it. i dont care how long youve been here. i have no problem with you other than your shitty posts in this thread. mikey even told you it was unnecessary.




whatever it doesnt really matter, i dont know why im even responding to you. your opinions are unimportant to me. seeyuh budday!:bye:



How did I get dragged into this fight. Cumminess is not to be thrown around lightly.

[JerseyRich]

Seriously.

[Dougie Brootal]

Cumminess is not to be thrown...

mod quote?

[Hottub]

No.

[Dougie Brootal]

No.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Freakshow]

I think the next time some one posts 'Mod quote?' they should be given the mod quote--'mod quote?'

[Hottub]

That's why you're not a mod.

[Dougie Brootal]

That's why you're not a mod.

mod quote?

[SatCam]

I think the next time some one posts 'Mod quote?' they should be given the mod quote--'mod quote?'

you would be the first

[Freakshow]

you would be the first

yeah, i'm really sick of mine, so i'm really trying.

[RoseBlood]

This thread is bullshit.

Doug doesn't have a cock, just like I don't have a vagina.

[Dougie Brootal]

This thread is bullshit.

Doug doesn't have a cock, just like I don't have a vagina.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yer gonna ruuuuuuuuuin it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grlNIN]

dont be so cummy. youre worse than drjoek anymore. i never said anything about my cock in this thread either so you have zero reason to use that against me. this is my way of dealing with the issue im going through right now. i dont mind people busting balls but you dont have to be a cunt about it. we get you dont like me posting about my sex life. move along. some other people do, and it helps me to talk about it. i dont care how long youve been here. i have no problem with you other than your shitty posts in this thread. mikey even told you it was unnecessary.




whatever it doesnt really matter, i dont know why im even responding to you. your opinions are unimportant to me. seeyuh budday!:bye:

All your posts have to do with your sex life.

If you can't handle a joke then don't respond to it, and yes, you did respond to it.

You brought up the mod thing, i brought up that i haven't changed in the several years ive been here.

Get over yourself and your sex life and your cock and balls really, you give yourself more importance then youre worth.

Now i will not respond to or even view your shitty threads and posts, ok?

Peace.

[Dougie Brootal]

All your posts have to do with your sex life.

not all, just the vast majority.

[jennysmurf]

Wonderful.

First we get hit with SARS, then Tsunamis. Now its Doug with our women.

I'm peeing in Doug's Coke. No joke.

Totally laughed out loud at this one. Totally. :clap:

[Gvac]

Maybe Doug has a secret?

Just sayin'.

[Dougie Brootal]

Maybe Doug has a secret?

Just sayin'.

i have... many secrets...

[drjoek]

All your posts have to do with your sex life.

If you can't handle a joke then don't respond to it, and yes, you did respond to it.

You brought up the mod thing, i brought up that i haven't changed in the several years ive been here.

Get over yourself and your sex life and your cock and balls really, you give yourself more importance then youre worth.

Now i will not respond to or even view your shitty threads and posts, ok?

Peace.



This would be a rather boring place without posts about Dougs sex life(actually lack of) and his cock and balls. IMHO.

[Dougie Brootal]

This would be a rather boring place without posts about Dougs sex life(actually lack of) and his cock and balls. IMHO.

thanks budday

[Gvac]

Doug makes me laugh.

He makes me cry.

He is my everything.

[Marc with a c]

i want to kiss doug's pubic bump.

[Dougie Brootal]

shit was lame. tall asian girl never showed up. so i drank a few guinness's and hung out with an ex girlfriend. she introduced me to a bunch of girls and i talked with them for a while, it was okay. i saw some old friends and talked to them for a while. then we all went back to the aforementioned ex gfs house and drank some whiskey. i ended up playing guitar and singing to this chick named mary till everyone went to bed. all in all, not a total failure.

[Freakshow]

i ended up playing guitar and singing to this chick named mary till everyone went to bed. all in all, not a total failure.

Did you sing her this song?


Maybe one breath away
Ill find the words to say
Ill sit and light the bong
Ill hold my hit in real long

I dont know if I can go up inside of you tonite
Oh mary baby, please dont fuss and fight

Youve heard the line before
Mary, baby, please dont think Im a whore
If you come home with me
Turn off the lights lock up the door and start gettin busy

I dont know if I can go so far up inside you tonite
Mary, baby, I could do it right

When we got to her pad
Mary, baby, started callin me her dad
As she gave me head
We could not find the damn bed

Fifteen years old plus one
Hotter than a microwave oven

Mary, baby, daddy is comin home

[Dougie Brootal]

Did you sing her this song?


Maybe one breath away
Ill find the words to say
Ill sit and light the bong
Ill hold my hit in real long

I dont know if I can go up inside of you tonite
Oh mary baby, please dont fuss and fight

Youve heard the line before
Mary, baby, please dont think Im a whore
If you come home with me
Turn off the lights lock up the door and start gettin busy

I dont know if I can go so far up inside you tonite
Mary, baby, I could do it right

When we got to her pad
Mary, baby, started callin me her dad
As she gave me head
We could not find the damn bed

Fifteen years old plus one
Hotter than a microwave oven

Mary, baby, daddy is comin home

yes, i did actually! love the sublime!

[RoseBlood]

0 for 2 with the Asian chicks Dougie.. just sayin' :thumbdown:

why o why do the asian girls hate you so? :down:

[Dougie Brootal]

0 for 2 with the Asian chicks Dougie.. just sayin' :thumbdown:

why o why do the asian girls hate you so? :down:

i know! what the hell is making the asians hate me?!?!

[ecobag2]

i know! what the hell is making the asians hate me?!?!

How's your math?

[Dougie Brootal]

How's your math?

that must be it! im horrible at math! i better get a tutor...

[ecobag2]

I have just the thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74027)

[boosterp]

Well Mr. Grasso it is time to try a different race, you do not want a third strike on your conscious.

[Dougie Brootal]

Well Mr. Grasso it is time to try a different race, you do not want a third strike on your conscious.

jew and asians are the only un conquered races in my little black book. o wait also arab. and i think indian. and british. and irish. but your not gonna see too many irish in southern maryland.

[reillyluck]

jew and asians are the only un conquered races in my little black book. o wait also arab. and i think indian. and british. and irish. but your not gonna see too many irish in southern maryland.

i got one word for ya. "move"

[Dougie Brootal]

i got one word for ya. "move"

ive actually been thinking about it. i want to open up another office in north carolina or virginia. but im not able to do that just yet.

[Freakshow]

jew and asians are the only un conquered races in my little black book. o wait also arab. and i think indian. and british. and irish. but your not gonna see too many irish in southern maryland.

odd, my friend met and married an Irish girl and they live in Ft. Washington.

[cougarjake13]

go to a brothel and knock em all off your list at one time

[Dougie Brootal]

so i went to my friends funeral yesterday. and i met a chick. and she was into me. we hung out all day. then we went to a bar. and i blacked out and made an ass of myself.

i was screaming like a maniac and punching the wall. i had no memory of it.

so i texted her this morning and said "wow i have no idea how we got home last nite, what happened?" no response. then my bro called me and told me the not so shocking news. so i sent her a message saying "my brother just told me what happened. i am so sorry"


i dont expect to ever see her again.


i truly am an idiot.

[midwestjeff]

i truly am an idiot.

You're not an idiot, just an alcoholic maybe.
But really, getting completely fucked up after a funeral is possibly
the most excusable time to do it.
Not the best night to try and hook-up with someone though.
Apparently, your cock has bad timing.
On the plus side, this chick has seen you at your worst
so if you can convince her to give you another shot she will see
that you aren't always a raving lunatic.

I also commend you for trying to get back out there so quickly.
I have even attempted to date in a long time.

Alright, that's enough. I did the serious reply thing.
Someone please step in and make the obligatory gay/threesome jokes.

[~Katja~]

so i went to my friends funeral yesterday. and i met a chick. and she was into me. we hung out all day. then we went to a bar. and i blacked out and made an ass of myself.

i was screaming like a maniac and punching the wall. i had no memory of it.

so i texted her this morning and said "wow i have no idea how we got home last nite, what happened?" no response. then my bro called me and told me the not so shocking news. so i sent her a message saying "my brother just told me what happened. i am so sorry"


i dont expect to ever see her again.


i truly am an idiot.

you should hang out and take a lesson from drunk WMT. Apparently he is a hit with the ladies, no matter how wasted.

[west milly Tom]

you should hang out and take a lesson from drunk WMT. Apparently he is a hit with the ladies, no matter how wasted.



QMFT, any time brother.

[~Katja~]

QMFT, any time brother.

I still don't know how you walked away unharmed... you were walking the line

[west milly Tom]

I still don't know how you walked away unharmed... you were walking the line



Its a line I frequent, and I always walk away unscathed. Think of it this way, I'm like Phillip Petit.

[~Katja~]

Its a line I frequent, and I always walk away unscathed. Think of it this way, I'm like Phillipe Petit.

gay?

[disneyspy]

Someone please step in and make the obligatory gay/threesome jokes.

QMFT, any time brother.

eeeew mwj,wmt and dougie ia threesome?
this thread is the worst thing you could call a thread

[west milly Tom]

gay?

See what I mean Doug, 4 days later and she can't get over the thought of me. She's in awe.

[Dougie Brootal]

oh it can get worse. trust me.












and i have to get out there, cuz if i sit at home alone i will definately kill myself.

[Dougie Brootal]

See what I mean Doug, 4 days later and she can't get over the thought of me. She's in awe.

we're gonna hang out. you must teach me.

[west milly Tom]

we're gonna hang out. you must teach me.


:drunk:

[disneyspy]

oh it can get worse. trust me.












and i have to get out there, cuz if i sit at home alone i will definately kill myself.

let your friends girlfriends/wives set you up on dates,women love to play matchmaker

[JerseyRich]

let your friends girlfriends/wives set you up on dates,women love to play matchmaker

Ugh. Nothing worse.

[Dougie Brootal]

let your friends girlfriends/wives set you up on dates,women love to play matchmaker

my ex before christin is doing just that! we're like BFF's anymore! i just got a number from a girl she works with actually.

[west milly Tom]

Ugh. Nothing worse.

I hate being "set up". Just go out somewhere there is live music. The key is to have women in your group that you go out with women are much more at ease then, nothing scares off a broad like four drunk guys on the prowl.

[disneyspy]

dont listen to jr,ive had some good experiences by lettin others pick dates for me cuz i have a bad picker when it comes to local chicks
i had to edit and throw in "local"

[RoseBlood]

Don't listen to DisneySpy, listen to JerseyRich :wink:

Trying to force something that isn't there doesn't work and usually the person doing the setting up makes it more about themselves than about the two people involved.. imo

P.S. sorry, but i wouldn't expect a return text from that girl, and i can't says i blame her. :sad:

*edit* wmt's advice wasn't bad either.

[Dougie Brootal]

P.S. sorry, but i wouldn't expect a return text from that girl, and i can't says i blame her. :sad:

oh i know. me neither. i dont even wanna return my own phone calls.

[RoseBlood]

oh i know. me neither. i dont even wanna return my own phone calls.

http://www.smileyslord.com/smileys/sad-smiley-002.gif

[disneyspy]

i thought we were talkin about dating and not settin up a marriage,if you like doin stuff you dont normally do then let others make suggestions,it takes alot of pressure off.maybe ive just been lucky.but i also havent had one that i wanted to go on a 3rd date with yet

[JerseyRich]

Thanks to Rosie for my new sig quote!

:thumbup:

[RoseBlood]

Thanks to Rosie for my new sig quote!

:thumbup:

Welcome! Glad I could be of use :happy:

[west milly Tom]

A nod of recognition from Roseblood is like finding a $20 in a pair of pants you haven't worn in six months.

[Dougie Brootal]

A nod of recognition from Roseblood is like finding a boner in a pair of pants you haven't worn in six months.

indeed!

[~Katja~]

A nod of recognition from Roseblood is like finding a $20 in a pair of pants you haven't worn in six months.

you filthy pig... putting on dirty pants after they laid in your closet between clean clothes for 6 month

[west milly Tom]

you filthy pig... putting on dirty pants after they laid in your closet between clean clothes for 6 month



Oink Oink my little German Frau.

[JerseyRich]

Oink Oink my little German Frau.

Get a room...or a forest, you two!

This is about Doug and his horrible dating life! Back to the task at hand!

[Dougie Brootal]

Get a room...or a forest, you two!

This is about Doug and his horrible dating life! Back to the task at hand!

thank you.

[disneyspy]

Get a room...or a forest, you two!

This is about Doug and his horrible dating life! Back to the task at hand!

im right here!

[RoseBlood]

A nod of recognition from Roseblood is like finding a $20 in a pair of pants you haven't worn in six months.

http://www.smileyslord.com/smileys/happy-smiley-003.gif

[Dougie Brootal]

got a date on thursday nite with a girl i went to HS with, who now works at the deli down the street from my office.

and been playing phone tag with a really hot girl i met through a friend. not lookin good there.

[RoseBlood]

got a date on thursday nite with a girl i went to HS with, who now works at the deli down the street from my office.

and been playing phone tag with a really hot girl i met through a friend. not lookin good there.

Yay! Good luck Doug..
Can't wait to hear how this goes!
Don't fuck this up!
Remember, you only get one chance to make a first good impression (and a second date)
:wink: :tongue:

Seriously, have fun :smile:

[Dougie Brootal]

thanks. ill do my best.

[JerseyRich]

got a date on thursday nite with a girl i went to HS with, who now works at the deli down the street from my office.

and been playing phone tag with a really hot girl i met through a friend. not lookin good there.

I think a piece of advice that anyone in this thread will agree with is:

DO NOT DRINK ON YOUR DATE. Go someplace where alcohol is no served.

You will thank me.

That is all.

[drjoek]

got a date on thursday nite with a girl i went to HS with, who now works at the deli down the street from my office.

and been playing phone tag with a really hot girl i met through a friend. not lookin good there.



Try to get them into a threesome. You're good at that.

[JerseyRich]

Try to get them into a threesome. You're good at that.

That was rather cummy.

[Dougie Brootal]

That was rather cummy.

i agree!:furious:

[drjoek]

i agree!:furious:

Sorry couldn't resist.

[Dougie Brootal]

Sorry couldn't resist.

nah its cool. im just kiddin.

[west milly Tom]

got a date on thursday nite with a girl i went to HS with, who now works at the deli down the street from my office.

and been playing phone tag with a really hot girl i met through a friend. not lookin good there.



Good luck Doug. If you want ill give you an ear piece you can wear and I can help out on the other end. ;)

[Freakshow]

Good luck Doug. If you want ill give you an ear piece you can wear and I can help out on the other end. ;)

It has to be hidden in a hat like this:

http://www.nauticalia.com/images/dynamic/380x350_c055648f.jpg

[west milly Tom]

It has to be hidden in a hat like this:

http://www.nauticalia.com/images/dynamic/380x350_c055648f.jpg



He always wears a gay like that, he's from southern Maryland.

[Dougie Brootal]

He always wears a gay like that, he's from southern Maryland.

:lol: dont judge me!

[Dougie Brootal]

got a date on thursday nite with a girl i went to HS with, who now works at the deli down the street from my office.

and been playing phone tag with a really hot girl i met through a friend. not lookin good there.

okay, so now thursday nite is looking like a bust, she says she might have to work...

phone tag girl is over with i think.


godammit. i shoulda seen what was happening with christin a year ago. so stupid.

[RoseBlood]

It's ok Dougie, I have faith one day "girrrrlll, you'll be a woomaaan sooonn".

[west milly Tom]

It's ok Dougie, I have faith one day "girrrrlll, you'll be a woomaaan sooonn".



10 points for an urge overkill reference.

[RoseBlood]

10 points for an urge overkill reference.
I was thinking Neil Diamond, but I like their version too.

[Dougie Brootal]

so i went to my friends funeral yesterday. and i met a chick. and she was into me. we hung out all day. then we went to a bar. and i blacked out and made an ass of myself.

i was screaming like a maniac and punching the wall. i had no memory of it.

so i texted her this morning and said "wow i have no idea how we got home last nite, what happened?" no response. then my bro called me and told me the not so shocking news. so i sent her a message saying "my brother just told me what happened. i am so sorry"


i dont expect to ever see her again.


i truly am an idiot.
so this girl called me back on friday night... i didnt go see her cuz i was already with friends and they had kids. dont know what the story is. ill keep you all updated tho.

[Dougie Brootal]

okay so now i met a chick in richmond who went to highschool with me but is a year younger. we didnt know eachother then but she found me on facebook and weve been talking. seems like shes pretty into me. i may be very deep in LIKE with her soon. ill keep you posted.

[drjoek]

okay so now i met a chick in richmond who went to highschool with me but is a year younger. we didnt know eachother then but she found me on facebook and weve been talking. seems like shes pretty into me. i may be very deep in LIKE with her soon. ill keep you posted.

Taking a page from the commish's dating handbook?

:ohmy:

[west milly Tom]

okay so now i met a chick in richmond who went to highschool with me but is a year younger. we didnt know eachother then but she found me on facebook and weve been talking. seems like shes pretty into me. i may be very deep in LIKE with her soon. ill keep you posted.



Ill never get tired of that reference.

[Dougie Brootal]

Taking a page from the commish's dating handbook?

:ohmy:

Ill never get tired of that reference.

i was hoping some of you guys would remember! i waited all night to post that! hahaha!

[JerseyRich]

okay so now i met a chick in richmond who went to highschool with me but is a year younger. we didnt know eachother then but she found me on facebook and weve been talking. seems like shes pretty into me. i may be very deep in LIKE with her soon. ill keep you posted.

How old is her kid?

[Dougie Brootal]

How old is her kid?

2. you read all that huh?

[JerseyRich]

2. you read all that huh?

No...it was a wild guess. Chicks from VA just tend to have children quickly.

[Dougie Brootal]

No...it was a wild guess. Chicks from VA just tend to have children quickly.

oh i thought you read our facebook convo yesterday. shes actually from md but just moved back with her parents in va.

im gonna take her out for an angry whopper and a metal show next weekend. you should come too!

[RoseBlood]

i may be very deep inside her soon. ill keep you posted.
creep
How old is her kid?

2. you read all that huh?
did she laugh when you made fun of her stretch marks?

[Dougie Brootal]

creep



did she laugh when you made fun of her stretch marks?

i havent seen em yet! shes in great shape tho, shes a personal trainer at a gym. and shes my age, so you should be proud of me!

[JerseyRich]

creep



did she laugh when you made fun of her stretch marks?

I already can't relate to her. Good luck Dougie.

[west milly Tom]

i havent seen em yet! shes in great shape tho, shes a personal trainer at a gym. and shes my age, so you should be proud of me!



Ill reserve the accolades for the "I tapped that ass" post. :)

[Freakshow]

im gonna take her out for an angry whopper and a metal show next weekend. you should come too!

she sounds like a keeper.

[Dougie Brootal]

Ill reserve the accolades for the "I tapped that ass" post. :)

dont jinx it! dear god, HIPPO YOU STAY AWAY FROM THIS THREAD!

STAY AWAY!

[midwestjeff]

shes in great shape tho, shes a personal trainer at a gym. and shes my age,

That all sounds great but how does she feel about threesomes?

[Dougie Brootal]

That all sounds great but how does she feel about threesomes?

dont think i havent planned that conversation out already! 2009 is gonna be the year! the year of brootal! im gonna do everything right! im gonna get everything i want! im gonna win it all! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JerseyRich]

dont think i havent planned that conversation out already! 2009 is gonna be the year! the year of brootal! im gonna do everything right! im gonna get everything i want! im gonna win it all! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like this boy. He sure does have Moxy!

[west milly Tom]

Is the year of brootal like the summer of George, cause that didn't go so well?

[Dougie Brootal]

Is the year of brootal like the summer of George, cause that didn't go so well?

no its more like the year of fez dating, or the summer of extreme earl. aw jeez!:unsure:

[west milly Tom]

no its more like the year of fez dating, or the summer of extreme earl. aw jeez!:unsure:



Eesh. Are you coming up for the party this weekend?

[Dougie Brootal]

Eesh. See you coming up for the party this weekend?

no i cant my best friends birthday is the same day. i will try for the next one.

[mikeyboy]

How long before it's appropriate to post this pic in this thread?

http://www.mutantpoodle.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/CharlieBrownLucyFootball.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

How long before it's appropriate to post this pic in this thread?

http://www.mutantpoodle.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/CharlieBrownLucyFootball.jpg

2 weeks.

[Dougie Brootal]

okay, im going to go see this broad in richmond on saturday, although she now has 1 crazy strike against her. i talked to her on the phone for an hour last nite and i got off to go to sleep around midnight. i get a text at 3 am saying "sorry if i said anything that offended you" . i dont quite understand that, we had a great conversation! so thats 1 strike.

[midwestjeff]

okay, im going to go see this broad in richmond on saturday, although she now has 1 crazy strike against her. i talked to her on the phone for an hour last nite and i got off to go to sleep around midnight. i get a text at 3 am saying "sorry if i said anything that offended you" . i dont quite understand that, we had a great conversation! so thats 1 strike.

Not strike one.
She's obviously a bit insecure and maybe sort of nutso.
That's a plus one. Fruit.

[drjoek]

okay, im going to go see this broad in richmond on saturday, although she now has 1 crazy strike against her. i talked to her on the phone for an hour last nite and i got off to go to sleep around midnight. i get a text at 3 am saying "sorry if i said anything that offended you" . i dont quite understand that, we had a great conversation! so thats 1 strike.

Don't read too much into that text.
I think she really, really likes you.
Oh my God!!

[JerseyRich]

okay, im going to go see this broad in richmond on saturday, although she now has 1 crazy strike against her. i talked to her on the phone for an hour last nite and i got off to go to sleep around midnight. i get a text at 3 am saying "sorry if i said anything that offended you" . i dont quite understand that, we had a great conversation! so thats 1 strike.

Just show her your guitar collection. That's an instant aphrodisiac.

[Dougie Brootal]

Not strike one.
She's obviously a bit insecure and maybe sort of nutso.
That's a plus one. Fruit.

Don't read too much into that text.
I think she really, really likes you.
Oh my God!!

foul tip? ball 1? i dont know anything about baseball.

Just show her your guitar collection. That's an instant aphrodisiac.

those dimebag guitars just make the panties slide right off!
edit: just saw your angry whopper sig! hysterical!

[Dougie Brootal]

dudes, im at the college taking my placement tests and this chick has sent me 15 pictures of her ass and tits! im gonna marry her!

[drjoek]

dudes, im at the college taking my placement tests and this chick has sent me 15 pictures of her ass and tits! im gonna marry her!

Keep your mind on the placement test
The pics can wait
Your college career is on now

[Dougie Brootal]

Keep your mind on the placemet test
The pics can wait
Your college career is on now


i finished. im waiting to talk to an advisor.

[drjoek]

i finished. im waiting to talk to an advisor.

drool away then
How did the test go?

[Dougie Brootal]

drool away then
How did the test go?

very very good! no remedial bullshit for me! i placed in math reading comp and english! thanks for asking!

[ecobag2]

very very good! no remedial bullshit for me! i placed in math reading comp and english! thanks for asking!

Brootal - heed my words... the easier the math, the better looking the women.

[JerseyRich]

dudes, im at the college taking my placement tests and this chick has sent me 15 pictures of her ass and tits! im gonna marry her!

This thread is now literally useless without pics.

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[Dougie Brootal]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/40/l_0140da7ddd2d430a8478ec1e0441de83.jpg

this is sherri.

that was our first date.

we met on facebook.

she lives in richmond, 2 hrs away from me.

shes coming up on friday to stay the night.

we are very very deeply in like with eachother.

time to plan the next threesome thread. i think its gonna work out this time.

thanks for reading this everyone. i hope you all learn from my fauilures at life.

[weekapaugjz]

Good for you Doug. And you shouldn't bring up scot's cock until at least the fourth date.

[drjoek]

Doug she's a babe
good for you
Hope it all goes well

[Dougie Brootal]

shes a personal trainer too! 2 more days and its all locked up!!!

[drjoek]

shes a personal trainer too! 2 more days and its all locked up!!!

Can I get her number?

[Aggie]

Yay Dougie!!!!111!!11!!:thumbup:

[Dougie Brootal]

Can I get her number?

212-867-5309

her cell is 866-766-0339

:wink:

[~Katja~]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/40/l_0140da7ddd2d430a8478ec1e0441de83.jpg

this is sherri.

that was our first date.

we met on facebook.

she lives in richmond, 2 hrs away from me.

shes coming up on friday to stay the night.

we are very very deeply in like with eachother.

time to plan the next threesome thread. i think its gonna work out this time.

thanks for reading this everyone. i hope you all learn from my fauilures at life.


haha, I just noticed the relationship status change on the facebook feed and had to go find this thread to see what the dating disaster was that lead to this relationship...

so you went on one date and are already in a relationship??? I will never get you young kids these days...
BUT; best of luck! She looks adorable.

[Don Stugots]

i was talking with this lovely young lady on facebook this week and she is sweet, adorable and ok with Doug being Gay.

[RoseBlood]

so you went on one date and are already in a relationship???
yeah really? :wacko:
is this the same chick that kept sending you pics of her ass during your placement exam?
"sabatoge!.." "never trust a big butt and a smile" :bye:
i'm really glad you're happy with her and i wish you all the best, you deserve happiness.

[GregoryJoseph]

Best of luck in your continued search for love, Douglas.

[drjoek]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/40/l_0140da7ddd2d430a8478ec1e0441de83.jpg

.

I think shes wearing her retainer!!
Shes a keeper!!

[midwestjeff]

I think shes wearing her retainer!!
Shes a keeper!!

Or, more likely, a teenager.

[drjoek]

Or, more likely, a teenager.

I wouldn't put that past our Dougie

[Gvac]

I think shes wearing her retainer!!
Shes a keeper!!

Or, more likely, a teenager.

I don't see the conflict...

[midwestjeff]

I don't see the conflict...

Believe me, none was implied.

It was more of a congratulatory statement on my part.

[Don Stugots]

she graduated high school in '04??!!!

[keithy_19]

she graduated high school in '04??!!!

Meaning she's 22.

[drjoek]

:innocent:Meaning she's 22.

Check out the big brain on keithy!
:innocent:

[keithy_19]

Meaning she's 22.

Or 23.

[Don Stugots]

Meaning she's 22.

i was 16 when i finished high school.

p.s dont ruin the bit Doug is dating a girl young enough to be GVAC's wife.

[keithy_19]

:down::innocent:

Check out the big brain on keithy!
:innocent:

Not big enough...

[keithy_19]

i was 16 when i finished high school.

p.s dont ruin the bit Doug is dating a girl young enough to be GVAC's wife.

Sorry.

[Dougie Brootal]

weve been talking online and texting for a while shes 23 and wearing a retainer. and shes absoutely adorable. thanks buddays!

edit: and she is the ass pics girl! shhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)

[RoseBlood]

weve been talking online and texting for a while shes 23 and wearing a retainer. and shes absoutely adorable. thanks buddays!

edit: and she is the ass pics girl! shhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)

She is very adorable Dougie!!! :thumbup:
You two look great together. :wub:

[mikeyboy]

edit: and she is the ass pics girl! shhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2003/2189568405_c1003315b0.jpg

[drjoek]

weve been talking online and texting for a while shes 23 and wearing a retainer. and shes absoutely adorable. thanks buddays!

edit: and she is the ass pics girl! shhhhhhhhhhhh! ;)

Tell her I'm very proud of her!!

[~Katja~]

I think shes wearing her retainer!!
Shes a keeper!!

could that interfere with Doug's cock ring and piercing?

[boosterp]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/40/l_0140da7ddd2d430a8478ec1e0441de83.jpg

this is sherri.

that was our first date.

we met on facebook.

she lives in richmond, 2 hrs away from me.

shes coming up on friday to stay the night.

we are very very deeply in like with eachother.

time to plan the next threesome thread. i think its gonna work out this time.

thanks for reading this everyone. i hope you all learn from my fauilures at life.

Yay Dougie!

Hint though: do not mention threesome until the 3 month mark. Then show up to a date with another girl and say "this is our threesome night." Your girl will be in love.:thumbup:

212-867-5309

her cell is 866-766-0339

:wink:


I see what you did there.

[Aggie]

So how did it go? You got to see the ass in person instead of on a cell phone I hope!

[Dougie Brootal]

it went awesome. she was just gonna stay friday night, but as of press time she is at the grocery store picking up some steaks to cook for dinner tonight and a few things she thinks i need around the house! :wub:

[JerseyRich]

it went awesome. she was just gonna stay friday night, but as of press time she is at the grocery store picking up some steaks to cook for dinner tonight and a few things she thinks i need around the house! :wub:

Wow you got her to go grocery shopping for you already?

She's a keeper bro.

[west milly Tom]

I was pullin' for you. Way to be budday. She moving in already?

[~Katja~]

it went awesome. she was just gonna stay friday night, but as of press time she is at the grocery store picking up some steaks to cook for dinner tonight and a few things she thinks i need around the house! :wub:

wow, are you saying she never went back home?
check her trunk, maybe she has all her belongings in there already.

[Dougie Brootal]

yeah she never left. it was a great weekend.

[Aggie]

Good to hear! I love when other people get a love connection, it makes me happy. And the beginning is always the best!

[west milly Tom]

Good to hear! I love when other people get a love connection, it makes me happy. And the beginning is always the best!



That was ominous.

[Dougie Brootal]

yeah its pretty sweet. this is always the best part. im fuckin starvin, cant wait for steak and guinness!:clap:

[Aggie]

That was ominous.

Way to be a downer.

[Dougie Brootal]

seeing as how poorly my last adventure in this thread turned out, i think im gonna give it another shot.

theres a cute redhead that works at the pharmacy where i get all my diabetic meds, and im gonna have to get a refill this week. every time i go there we have a "weird awkward" exchange. i think its a good weird awkward exchange. but ive been wrong before. i think im gonna ask her out.

anyways wish me luck, or at least that im able to duck fast enough this time.

[Aggie]

I think there can be weird awkwardness when people want to say something and don't so that's a good sign. Do it with confidence and things will likely go your way. Good luck Dougie!

[Furtherman]

anyways wish me luck, or at least that im able to duck fast enough this time.

Good luck! But she won't throw anything at you, lest she lose her job.


However, her giant monster boyfriend might be waiting for you out in the parking lot.


GOOD LUCK!

[JerseyRich]

However, her giant monster boyfriend might be waiting for you out in the parking lot.

GOOD LUCK!

Scott?

[Dougie Brootal]

i hope u have to be at least 18 to work in a pharmacy... otherwise this could be reaaaalllly awkward...

[biggirl]

i hope u have to be at least 18 to work in a pharmacy... otherwise this could be reaaaalllly awkward...


When I was in high school a couple of my girlfriends worked in the pharmacy. Be careful! Good Luck. Red heads are the best!

[boosterp]

i hope u have to be at least 18 to work in a pharmacy... otherwise this could be reaaaalllly awkward...

You'll do fine and the privacy laws they have to adhere to may save you some embarrassment.

[drjoek]

Good for you
I wonder what Doug in a healthy fullfilling relationship would be like.
Let us know.
If it get really crazy DEFINATELY let us know.

[RoseBlood]

theres a cute redhead...every time i go there we have a "weird awkward" exchange. i think its a good weird awkward exchange. but ive been wrong before. i think im gonna ask her out...

Ok, now you're just sounding like Charlie Brown. :down:

You were with your ex for like 4 years, and it wasn't exactly a healthy relationship. Maybe you should take a break from dating for a little while? Or at least until you are able to get your head a little straighter.

I was with my ex from age 15-23 and while it was the best thing I could've done for myself at the time, it felt really weird and strange and foreign. Even though I realized I was becoming a different person than him and our lives were going in separate directions, so much of myself and identity was tied up with him.

If you were just trying to get over someone I'd say go out and have fun, date and fuck as many chicks as your dick can handle, but I don't think that's the case here.

What are you looking for? What happened with school? You have a responsibility to be happy. You are no good to anyone unhappy.

I know I sound preachy and have no right giving you advice cause I'm probably just as big a headcase as you.

[Marc with a c]

grow up rose. the last thing this website needs is doug to be single. stop being so selfless.

[RoseBlood]

the last thing this website needs is doug to be single.

then you date him, i could use the entertainment.

[Marc with a c]

then you date him, i could use the entertainment.

he's not ready for this jelly.

[Aggie]

he's not ready for this jelly.

cuz you're body's too bootylicious for him babe

[Marc with a c]

cuz you're body's too bootylicious for him babe

your man would love my apple bottom.

[RoseBlood]

he's not ready for this jelly.

PERFECT! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66597&highlight=jelly+fags)

[Dougie Brootal]

WOW THIS THREAD JUST GOT REALLY HOT!

and rose, im not really looking for anything like that, im just trying to meet some chicks and hang out cuz im tired of hanging out with my brother! ;)

[Marc with a c]

tags hurt.

[Aggie]

I love when guys use the ambiguous "hang out".

Translation, "I want to fuck with no strings attached and I will drop you the minute you seem attached."

[~Katja~]

I love when guys use the ambiguous "hang out".

Translation, "I want to fuck with no strings attached and I will drop you the minute you seem attached."

I'd love to hang out...

[Marc with a c]

I love when guys use the ambiguous "hang out".

Translation, "I want to fuck with no strings attached and I will drop you the minute you seem attached."

his brother must be a little needier than i thought.

[Marc with a c]

tags help.

[Aggie]

his brother must be a little needier than i thought.

Keep it all in the family.

[Dougie Brootal]

I love when guys use the ambiguous "hang out".

Translation, "I want to fuck with no strings attached and I will drop you the minute you seem attached."

ummmmmmmm.... no.

do you read any of my posts?:furious:

[Aggie]

ummmmmmmm.... no.

do you read any of my posts?:furious:

I have you on my ignore list. Sorry.

[Furtherman]

You were with your ex for like 4 years, and it wasn't exactly a healthy relationship. Maybe you should take a break from dating for a little while? Or at least until you are able to get your head a little straighter.

This is the best advice.

[Dougie Brootal]

I have you on my ignore list. Sorry.

most people do :glurps:

[FatassTitePants]

I dated a redhead for 2 years a while back. Bizarre but fucking sexy.
So, redhead at pharmacy...What went down? Did you have a diabetic blackout as you were reaching for your medicine?

[Aggie]

So who's the chick in your avatar...and I think I read in the horny thread you got laid. Enquiring minds want to know.

[Furtherman]

I just hope you're not pulling a Commish, Douggy boy!

[Dougie Brootal]

its just a friend. im hoping if i post pics of me with hot girls it will mask the stench of failure so other girls will talk to me. :wink:

and i did get laid, but its not her.
















and i am way cooler than commish, i have nicer sweaters too.

[~Katja~]

I just hope you're not pulling a Commish, Douggy boy!

she has a kid and stretchmarks too?

[JerseyRich]

and i am way cooler than commish, i have nicer sweaters too.

I can't wait for you to post more pictures of "your son."

[Dougie Brootal]

im gonna cry when the board turns on me....

[Fallon]

im gonna cry when the board turns on me....

You should be balling then.

[Dougie Brootal]

You should be balling then.

my delusions of grandeur are still protecting me from the awful truth...

[Aggie]

its just a friend. im hoping if i post pics of me with hot girls it will mask the stench of failure so other girls will talk to me. :wink:

and i did get laid, but its not her.




So it was just a random lay?

And have you ever thought of hooking up with your friend? Then you'll know she won't throw the beer stein at you. She looks hot.

[Dougie Brootal]

So it was just a random lay?

And have you ever thought of hooking up with your friend? Then you'll know she won't throw the beer stein at you. She looks hot.

yeah shes way hot, but i dont think shes into me like that. i mean,... yeah shes fuckin hot.

[JerseyRich]

yeah shes way hot, but i dont think shes into me like that. i mean,... yeah shes fuckin hot.

Her tongue looks perfect for your really small cock.

[boosterp]

Doug, I knew you in the FBA days and know that you need to quit selling yourself short. Though, with your hot friend, nothing fucks up a friendship more than hoping to date her. I have missed opportunities, screwed up friendships, and kicked myself because of shit like that. It is hard to justify the gamble. You will find some one though.

[Aggie]

yeah shes way hot, but i dont think shes into me like that. i mean,... yeah shes fuckin hot.

She's not into gay men? That's surprising.

[Dougie Brootal]

Doug, I knew you in the FBA days and know that you need to quit selling yourself short. Though, with your hot friend, nothing fucks up a friendship more than hoping to date her. I have missed opportunities, screwed up friendships, and kicked myself because of shit like that. It is hard to justify the gamble. You will find some one though.

:blink: i was never on fba..... :wacko:

[Dougie Brootal]

Her tongue looks perfect for your really small cock.

itll never fit my asshole like yours does...

[boosterp]

:blink: i was never on fba..... :wacko:

Sorry, but the rest of what I said stands true.

[Dougie Brootal]

Sorry, but the rest of what I said stands true.

thanks budday! i will keep that in mind.

[drjoek]

yeah shes way hot, but i dont think shes into me like that. i mean,... yeah shes fuckin hot.



So Doug is getting laid by random hot chicks and has a hot redhead in the wings.
I'm suppose to feel sorry for him why??

[Dougie Brootal]

...cuz this is all made up.

[drjoek]

...cuz this is all made up.



This thread is the Penthouse Forum of RonFez.net

[Dougie Brootal]

i wish it was that exciting.