Im so freakin sunburned

[alabamatrucker]

I stayed a little to long in the tanning bed and my back and ass is so freaking red i wanna go find some bars. I hate getting sunburned which is why i generally just tan twice a week just to keep a little color but i think she sat the minutes wrong today and left the bed on to long. ERGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH stupid incompetent fucks that cant set the minutes correctly on the timer.

AT

[Furtherman]

Tanning bed?

I always thought you were the guy on the right in your avatar.

Now I'm guessing that's you on the left.

[drjoek]

Fag

[jennysmurf]

Did you burn "Little Trucker?" Just askin...:unsure:

[alabamatrucker]

Nothing gay about a tanning bed you dickface. It helps my skin and keeps some color on me. Also no chick wants to see old pale body naked. You guys have no idea what the fuck is goin on.

[drjoek]

Small cell melanoma.

[alabamatrucker]

Did you burn "Little Trucker?" Just askin...:unsure:

A little bit. I hate it. I also hate guys that are so scared of being called gay that they walk around all year looking like they have cancer because they never get any sun. Stupid fuckos

[alabamatrucker]

Small cell melanoma.

I dont tan everyday you dumb dentist. Go fill some cavities.

[Hottub]

Small cell melanoma.

What he said. It ain't worth it.
Be pale. Be proud.

[SatCam]

A little bit. I hate it. I also hate guys that are so scared of being called gay that they walk around all year looking like they have cancer because they never get any sun. Stupid fuckos

a tanning bed is not "sun"

[Hottub]

I dont tan everyday you dumb dentist. Go fill some cavities.

I know one he is going to fill tonight!:devil2:

[disneyspy]

a tanning bed is not "sun"

ya but lamp burned sounds gay

[alabamatrucker]

All of yall can kiss my burned balls. I dont care what you think or say. Im not gonna walk around looking like east side dave year round. It looks good on dave but not on me.

[Furtherman]

What he said. It ain't worth it.
Be pale. Be proud.

Yea but then he'll look like he has cancer. Today's man can't have that!

A good tanning will fix that dilemma.

[alabamatrucker]

a tanning bed is not "sun"

Whats the difference? They both make you tan. who gives a fuck

[drjoek]

I know one he is going to fill tonight!:devil2:



I'm hopeful.

[Furtherman]

Whats the difference? They both make you tan. who gives a fuck

Funniest board character ever.

[alabamatrucker]

Yea but then he'll look like he has cancer. Today's man can't have that!


A good tanning will fix that dilemma.




HELLO EXACTLy!@@@!

[alabamatrucker]

Funniest board character ever.



Thanks.:clap:

[Judge Smails]

Nothing gay about a tanning bed you dickface. It helps my skin and keeps some color on me. Also no chick wants to see old pale body naked. You guys have no idea what the fuck is goin on.

Yep, it helps your skin.

http://www.wxyc.org/blog/uploaded_images/sunburn.jpg

[SatCam]

http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

[alabamatrucker]

I DONT TAN THAT MUCH. AND the picture of the real tan kid looks like spray on tan anyway. I never ever use spray on tan and i also dont tan until my skin looks like leather. SO FACE

[drjoek]

Awfully defensive about this aren't you AT? Do you have one of those Fez secrets?

[Ritalin]

Did you burn "Little Trucker?" Just askin...:unsure:

A little bit. I hate it. I also hate guys that are so scared of being called gay that they walk around all year looking like they have cancer because they never get any sun. Stupid fuckos

You lay in a tanning bed naked?

Faggity Fag Fag.

[Judge Smails]

http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

Oompa Loompa Doompa Di Doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompa Di Dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you regularly tan?
Just like some fairy metrosexual man?
Prematurely aged skin and melanoma
Or, some other scary type of sarcoma

Oompa Loompa Doompa De Dar
If you don't tan then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompa Di Do

[Dude!]

http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

those two on the right look like lawn jockeys

[KingGeno]

How com you aren't happy with the color your parents made you? Why are you being self-racist?

[cougarjake13]

ahh smails beat me to it

[hunnerbun]

I have been looking everywhere for large picture from The Tan Aquatic episode of family guy but this will have to do.

http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/stewietan.thumbnail.jpg

I really wanted the "Hey Brian, how do you like my tan walk?" clip but you tube sucks a bag of dicks....

[KingGeno]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/cosmicherosa/FamilyGuyStewieLotion.gif

[ecobag2]

You guys have no idea what the fuck is goin on.

Now here you have a point.

[ecobag2]

http://www.guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

where's mikey? Doesn't he roll with these ... men?