I Love Looking At Nude Women

[Gvac]

I think they're beautiful.

Tasteful, artistic nudes take my breath away. Porn? Not so much. I prefer classy photos, with a hint of erotica.

Am I a weirdo?

[~Katja~]

nope, I feel the same way

naked men? not so much.

[west milly Tom]

I think they're beautiful.

Tasteful, artistic nudes take my breath away. Porn? Not so much. I prefer classy photos, with a hint of erotica.

Am I a weirdo?



Not a weirdo, just a liar.

[Judge Smails]

I enjoy breathing and ingesting food and water for sustenance.

[Freakshow]

I enjoy breathing and ingesting food and water for sustenance.

weirdo.

[west milly Tom]

Smails is battin a thousand today.

[EliSnow]

Am I a weirdo?

Yes, but that's unrelated to the topic of this thread.

[topless_mike]

nope, I feel the same way

naked men? not so much.

i agree... the scrotum is perhaps the most ugly part of the body.

as delicious as balls may be, they are not pretty.

[drjoek]

Next threads. I like pizza.
IRS refunds are good. Ron Bennington is quick. Dave has redhair.

[west milly Tom]

Next threads. I like pizza.
IRS refunds are good. Ron Bennington is quick. Dave has redhair.



Already been done sir.

[drjoek]

Hack post alert! Useless without pictures. Sorry.

[mikeyboy]

Obligatory post turning this thread gay in


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[OGC]

I think they're beautiful.

Tasteful, artistic nudes take my breath away. Porn? Not so much. I prefer classy photos, with a hint of erotica.

Am I a weirdo?


Yes you are a weirdo. Real men like porn too.

[Dougie Brootal]

Obligatory post turning this thread gay in


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I.... uh....nevermind....:unsure:

[Hottub]

Erotica > Porn

[west milly Tom]

Erotica > Porn

Eww.

[Don Stugots]

I think they're beautiful.

Tasteful, artistic nudes take my breath away. Porn? Not so much. I prefer classy photos, with a hint of erotica.

Am I a weirdo?

i feel the same way. i dont need to see a woman shoving a tire iron up her HO-HA to get off. Give me nice figured lady behind a silk screen any day of the week.

[Aggie]

So that's why you sent me a friend request. I don't pose for just anyone ya know.

[Don Stugots]

So that's why you sent me a friend request. I don't pose for just anyone ya know.

oh, sorry. i will send you some flowers first.

[yojimbo7248]

Some NSFW links to erotica would be useful to be able to judge whether it is better than porn.

[Aggie]

oh, sorry. i will send you some flowers first.

Weed and a homecooked meal is the way to Aggie's heart!

[Don Stugots]

Weed and a homecooked meal is the way to Aggie's heart!

but I can't mail either one of those.

[Reephdweller]

Weed and a homecooked meal is the way to Aggie's heart!


I think that's the way to all of our hearts!!

[patsopinion]

i find watching television a bitter disappointment because of the horrifying lack of nudity

[boobieman]

Nude any way shape or form...The women's body is a beautiful thing..even when it has a hump machine at one end.

Love the nude broad.

SEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[WampusCrandle]

Gvac - let's start a Nude Women club.

[Gvac]

Gvac - let's start a Nude Women club.

I am soooo in!

Aren't they adorable?

I love a chick that will walk around the house naked.

[spankyfrank]

Women may be one of the more beautiful things in the world to look at. Clothed or otherwise. I could spend days at a time fingering through pictures of women. I guess that means I'm straight.

[Ritalin]

I am soooo in!

Aren't they adorable?

I love a chick that will walk around the house naked.

Sure.

Reminds you of your mother.

(too much?)

[Gvac]

Sure.

Reminds you of your mother.

(too much?)

YES. :nono:

[RoseBlood]

I love a chick that will walk around the house naked.

Hey, whatever ruffles your feathers good Sir, who am I to judge? :wacko:

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_sarahd/2006_9_18_chicken.jpg

I could spend days at a time fingering through pictures of women. I guess that means I'm straight.

Interesting verb choice. :innocent: :unsure:

[~Katja~]

Some NSFW links to erotica would be useful to be able to judge whether it is better than porn.

NSFW (http://www.korzinin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/erotica.jpg)

NSFW (http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/6065/rankin20erotica202007cp1.jpg)

[Ritalin]

Sure.

Reminds you of your mother.

(too much?)

YES. :nono:


ah, just kiddin, being all hacky and shit.

[BlackSpider]

NSFW (http://www.korzinin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/erotica.jpg)

I can't believe you posted a pic of yourself nude...:thumbup:

[disneyspy]

I can't believe you posted a pic of yourself nude...:thumbup:

i dont think she likes chilis

[marcpsych]

Honorable mod, please move this thread to the proper "Overcompensating for Secrets" forum, along with the following photo I was going to paste into a Bucs thread in the sports forum:

http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/jeff_garcia_and_carmella_de.jpg

Thank you.

[BlackSpider]

i dont think she likes chilis

she prefers chill...

[Gvac]

NSFW (http://www.korzinin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/erotica.jpg)

NSFW (http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/6065/rankin20erotica202007cp1.jpg)

Nice...thanks!

How come erotica is always better in black and white?

Maybe because it's shadowy and adds an aura of mystery.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i love looking at naked women, but i dont like the artistic classy shots. i like..like "hidden cam" stuff and cellphone pics...basically as low rent as possible

my favorite section in Hustler magazine was always the "Beaver Hunt" section

[RoseBlood]

i love looking at naked women, but i dont like the artistic classy shots. i like..like "hidden cam" stuff and cellphone pics...basically as low rent as possible

my favorite section in Hustler magazine was always the "Beaver Hunt" section

I'd love to have seen the look on the clerk's face when you asked for a recent copy of:
"BULLET WOUNDS and STRETCH MARKS"

and worse, the dissappointment on yours when he said no.

[GreatAmericanZero]

I'd love to have seen the look on the clerk's face when you asked for a recent copy of:
"BULLET WOUNDS and STRETCH MARKS"

and worse, the dissappointment on yours when he said no.

im dead serious though..i like seeing flaws in pictures of women. i like seeing a few stretch marks, a little cottage cheese on the butt...thats hot to me!

i get bored looking at overly airbrushed playboy/maxim style pictures. looks like cartoon characters to me

[RoseBlood]

im dead serious though..i like seeing flaws in pictures of women. i like seeing a few stretch marks, a little cottage cheese on the butt...thats hot to me!

i get bored looking at overly airbrushed playboy/maxim style pictures. looks like cartoon characters to me

No, I know you're being totally serious. I tend to agree with you to a point. Many of the photos being sold as "hot" aren't much different from a cartoon. It isn't a wonder so many geeks and nerds jerk off to Lara Croft.

[BlackSpider]

No, I know you're being totally serious. I tend to agree with you to a point. Many of the photos being sold as "hot" aren't much different from a cartoon. It isn't a wonder so many geeks and nerds jerk off to Lara Croft.

I never did.
Laura Bush, maybe.

[Friday]

i like both naked men and women.
both equally beautiful.

[PerryWinkle]

I never did.
Barbara Bush, maybe.

Fixed. she's more of your age range

[~Katja~]

I can't believe you posted a pic of yourself nude...:thumbup:
I wish, she looks hot

she prefers chill...

damn inside jokes

[BlackSpider]

Fixed. she's more of your age range

Well the thing is, you should've went with an older broad with the first name Laura.
That would've been the joke...

[mikeyboy]

Well the thing is, you should've went with an older broad with the first name Laura.
That would've been the joke...

Like Laura Ingalls Wilder? Although being dead for the last 50+ years probably messes up the joke as well.

[Westley]

kajta is a lesbean?

[BlackSpider]

Like Laura Ingalls Wilder? Although being dead for the last 50+ years probably messes up the joke as well.


Mikeyboy's got it.
I was gonna say Laura Petri, but only me, Mikeyboy, and Blowhard would've got that one...

kajta is a lesbean?



Hey,
Westley's Back..!!!
WESTLEY'S BACK...!!!

[RoseBlood]

Mikeyboy's got it.
I was gonna say Laura Petri, but only me, Mikeyboy, and Blowhard would've got that one...


Did you just call Mikeyboy old? :banning:

[~Katja~]

kajta is a lesbean?

wow, your evilness just knows no boundaries...

first you call me mean, old and stinky, and now you attempt to call me gay (with poor spelling)
Don't you know that's the worst you could call a woman?

[~Katja~]

Did you just call Mikeyboy old? :banning:

worse, he put him in direct comparison with Blowhard

[BlackSpider]

Did you just call Mikeyboy old? :banning:

Did you just call me old...???

[Friday]

wow, your evilness just knows no boundaries...

first you call me mean, old and stinky, and now you attempt to call me gay (with poor spelling)
Don't you know that's the worst you could call a woman?

actually.. i think that is the best thing you could call a woman.

unless you are unwilling to let men watch.

[Gvac]

Did you just call Mikeyboy old? :banning:

(pssst...mikeyboy is 40)

[RhinoinMN]

kajta is a lesbean?

Mexican version of a great guitar?

[BlackSpider]

Mexican version of a great guitar?

HAHAHAHA that was fuckin' funny. :lol::lol:
Les Bean, a Mexican Gibson...

[Don Stugots]

i love women that love other women.

[spankyfrank]

i love women that love other women.

Psh women love women that love other women.

[disneyspy]

(pssst...mikeyboy is 40)

so is that old fucker BS

[BlackSpider]

so is that old fucker BS

I know somebody neven older...

I don't wanna say who it is, but.
His name rhymes with Jizzney Stye...

[disneyspy]

I know somebody neven older...

I don't wanna say who it is, but.
His name rhymes with Jizzney Stye...

:lol::lol::drunk:

[RhinoinMN]

I think they're beautiful.

Tasteful, artistic nudes take my breath away. Porn? Not so much. I prefer classy photos, with a hint of erotica.

Am I a weirdo?

I agree. Those types of photos are beautiful and breathtaking, but can you jack to them as efficiently as raw, hardcore porn?

[~Katja~]

i love women that love other women.

I love looking at other women, I find their bodies erotic and beautiful... I still can't see myself having sex with one

[Friday]

you never know until you try.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i like looking at pussy lips

[RhinoinMN]

you never know until you try.

That is why Friday is the best! Never disappointing.

[~Katja~]

you never know until you try.

true, however I have no desire to try, I was offered and I just don't care for it

[BlackSpider]

I love looking at other women,l... I still can't see myself having sex with one

you never know until you try.

true, however I have no desire to try, I was offered and I just don't care for it


...

[Friday]

:lol:

i <3 Black Spider!

[~Katja~]

...

hahaha
you rule

[spankyfrank]

...

something is ascue

[BlackSpider]

:lol:

i <3 Black Spider!

hahaha
you rule

I'm so happy that post wasn't overlooked.
That was probably my most brilliant post ever...
EVER...!!!

[Wastley]

wow, your evilness just knows no boundaries...

first you call me mean, old and stinky, and now you attempt to call me gay (with poor spelling)
Don't you know that's the worst you could call a woman?

gross

[PerryWinkle]

I'm so happy that post wasn't overlooked.
That was probably my most brilliant post ever...
EVER...!!!

now your life is complete

[Doogie]

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[CofyCrakCocaine]

i like looking at pussy lips

HTG?

[cougarjake13]

I think they're beautiful.

Tasteful, artistic nudes take my breath away. Porn? Not so much. I prefer classy photos, with a hint of erotica.

Am I a weirdo?

i find the greatness in both

[A.J.]

I would too if it wasn't for the ridiculous prices they charge for beer.

[Ritalin]

im dead serious though..i like seeing flaws in pictures of women. i like seeing a few stretch marks, a little cottage cheese on the butt...thats hot to me!

i get bored looking at overly airbrushed playboy/maxim style pictures. looks like cartoon characters to me

Yeah, but no bruises.

Bruises are a buzzkill.

[Reynolds]

You know who could really sing ?

Elvis....

[Dougie Brootal]

lesbean=katja?,

who ever added this tag should be shot in the face.

[~Katja~]

who ever added this tag should be shot in the face.

so now we know Westley is either Gvac or a mod

[Dougie Brootal]

so now we know Westley is either Gvac or a mod

i woulda thought it was sheepy, that myspace deleting freak, with the shitty spelling.

[lleeder]

how much about a nike dunk (http://www.afkicks.com) ??every one know??

I prefer nude women over a sneaker.

[PigShitIrish]

Thread: I Love Looking At Nude Women

You know who could really sing ?

Elvis....


:lol: