I Was Up All Night Puking...

[Furtherman]

Due to some bad combination of food I guess. The sweats, the shakes, the whole awful experience.


But I still made it to work today.



That's called dedication. You can thank me later.

[Contra]

Its called responsibility

[EliSnow]

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/news/pictures/0L/38/8038_large.jpg

No, unfortunately, you have spread an epidemic to the rest of the board. Way to go Furtherman.

[KingGeno]

Bad flu going around. I gots it right now, but luckily I can work from home.

Germ warfarer.

[drjoek]

In my family you call in dead thats it.
My father went 55 years without a sick day. Im 25 years in never missed a day.

[Furtherman]

Its called responsibility

I claim dedication. The responsible thing probably would have been to go to the doctors but after a few hours of puke free bliss I felt I could carry on.

[skyscraper]

In my family you call in dead thats it.
My father went 55 years without a sick day. Im 25 years in never missed a day.

as a healthcare professional, you should know more than most that people who come in to work sick do more harm than good. you're not going to be as productive, and you spread your germs to others.
I called out sick yesterday, but should have on Monday also. I am doing better today but still congested and coughing.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I ate bad tilapia ( food poisoning) and missed a day work

but I am a weasel who calls out from work with the sniffles

you sir are a Hero

[drjoek]

as a healthcare professional, you should know more than most that people who come in to work sick do more harm than good. you're not going to be as productive, and you spread your germs to others.
I called out sick yesterday, but should have on Monday also. I am doing better today but still congested and coughing.

Im also self employed so set the bar high as to what sick is. No work no money
The funny thing is that since I spend everyday working on young peope I get a constant low dose exposure to viruses and such. I swear Ive built up an immunity. I rarely if ever get sick

[LaBoob]

The sweats, the shakes, the whole awful experience.

Still hot. End of story.

Hope you're feeling better.

[Furtherman]

I am a little, thank you LaBoob.

But I can't wait to fall asleep at 8 tonight. I'm gonna sleep the shit out of my bed.

[midwestjeff]

as a healthcare professional

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's not go overboard here.

He's just a dentist.

[Freakshow]

what germs? people are crazy. If it's something he ate, wouldn't you have to eat what he puked in order to 'catch' anything from him.

[drjoek]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's not go overboard here.

He's just a dentist.



Its the second worst thing you can call a man.

[Jujubees2]

Its the second worst thing you can call a man.

And the first?

[jauble]

And the first?

I'd like to run with the bit, but its Earl.

[mendyweiss]

In my family you call in dead thats it.
My father went 55 years without a sick day. Im 25 years in never missed a day.
Must be from eating all those Tastykakes

[donnie_darko]

In my family you call in dead thats it.
My father went 55 years without a sick day. Im 25 years in never missed a day.

25 years of uninterrupted cumminess!

who the fuck says someone is cummy?
ugh.

[TripleSkeet]

I make sure I use every sick day I have. The more time I can spend enjoying life the better.

I work to live, not live to work.

[Aggie]

Bummer! Get well soon!

http://www.casarosaflorists.co.uk/flowers/feelbetter_l.jpg

[Aggie]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's not go overboard here.

He's just a dentist.

Anti-dentite!

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[Furtherman]

Now my legs ache so much I want to saw them off. PAIN!!!!

[nate1000]

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No, unfortunately, you have spread an epidemic to the rest of the board. Way to go Furtherman.

Is it lupus? C'mon, It's gotta be lupus!

[patsopinion]

Is it lupus? C'mon, It's gotta be lupus!

really
i was going to go with a rare form of typhoid which can only be cured by watching porn


when i get into med school i plan on doing my thesis on this disease



its more common then youd think

[GvacMobile]

And you guys wonder why I love Furtherman so much.

We're part of a dying breed, brother - real men who know the meaning of dedication and the value of responsibility and an honest day's work.

I salute you sir, for you are a hero.

[hammersavage]

I never, EVER miss a day of work. When I have a job that is.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I dont miss work, when I am gruntled


when I am disgruntled, I have an excuse wheel for lateness and calling out sick

[jonyrotn]

In my family you call in dead thats it.
My father went 55 years without a sick day. Im 25 years in never missed a day.That's because you were always a huge disappointment to your father and he couldn't stand the sight of you let alone be there when you got home from baseball practice..
And he couldn't very well bring the Puerto Rican floozie he was bangin at work home to mama now could he?

Oh wait..!
That was my dad..:sad: Sorry for the mix up Doc..

[Aggie]

And you guys wonder why I love Furtherman so much.

We're part of a dying breed, brother - real men who know the meaning of dedication and the value of responsibility and an honest day's work.

I salute you sir, for you are a hero.

You sound more and more like The Blowhard every day!

[GvacMobile]

You sound more and more like The Blowhard every day!

Thank you!

What a shame that expecting men to act like men is considered "old school."

[drusilla]

i hope you feel better soon