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Coach
12-18-2008, 09:11 PM
Shark Commits Suicide on Waterslide

Posted Dec 18th 2008 6:00AM by TMZ Staff
There's nothing quite like taking a cool trip down the water slide at the Atlantis Resort in The Bahamas, plunging into the refreshing pool at the end, and ... HOLY CRAP!! THAT'S A SHARK!
But it was all too real when hotel staff saw that one of the sharks from the famous resort aquarium had somehow jumped out of its tank and onto a nearby water slide -- where it managed to slide down into the pool.

It all went down before the pool opened Tuesday -- so nobody was in the water -- but here's where it gets tragic: A rep for the Atlantis tells TMZ the shark died a short time after swimming in the chlorinated water. Here's the heartbreaking statement:

"Yesterday morning at around 9:30 AM, prior to the resort's waterscape opening to guests, a 12+-year-old female reef shark jumped over an 18 inch wide and 1 foot high sustaining structure into the resort's Leap of Faith water slide.

The Atlantis Aquarists believe the shark was startled by an unusual circumstance that we have no way of defining completely. In the over ten years guests have experienced the Leap of Faith, the reef shark itself, harmless to humans as it is fed regularly by our staff, had shown no previous incidences of leaping out of the water in the marine habitat ...

... The habitat itself is part of the resort's open system which filters water from the Atlantic Ocean and is completely separated from the chlorinated water system on the slides. Once the shark fell onto the slide and into the chlorinated water, it was in significant distress.

The Marine Aquarium Operations team responded immediately and was able to retrieve the animal at the bottom of the slide and return the animal to the main marine habitat in an attempt to resuscitate her. Despite the team's best efforts to recover the animal, it died shortly after the occurrence.

There was no danger to our guests or staff, both of whom interact with these sharks daily in our various interactive programs (we have guests enter the shark habitat to swim and interact with the sharks in bathing attire only).

In fact, our concern was for the animal itself who defied nature to take this leap. The entire team at Atlantis is truly saddened by the loss of this animal who had resided in the Atlantis marine habitat for over ten years." http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/18/shark-commits-suicide-on-waterslide/


guess she was in deep to a Loan Shark

ecobag2
12-18-2008, 09:19 PM
This has Ron Bennington written all over it. I'll tell you what the unusual circumstance was - one of his legions... or the man himself, going for another kill in the ongoing genocide that is the War on Sharks.

pennington
12-19-2008, 05:47 AM
Sounds like that shark may have owed some money to the wrong people. Now she "swims with the peoples"...

foodcourtdruide
12-19-2008, 05:49 AM
At first I thought this post was about the Radio Shark, and I was like, "I KNEW THIS IS HOW HE'D GO OUT!"

Furtherman
12-19-2008, 08:42 AM
Imagine you were on that slide at that time.


That's a fuckin' nightmare and a half. I'd never sleep again.

Judge Smails
12-19-2008, 08:44 AM
guess she was in deep to a Loan Shark

It's a Bahamian message. It means he sleeps with the humans.

Snoogans
12-19-2008, 08:48 AM
yet another reason we should LEAVE THE SHARKS IN THE FUCKIN OCEAN. They don't do tanks. LEAVE THE FUCKIN SHARKS ALONE AND LET THEM CHILL IN THE OCEAN. STOP CAPTURING THEM, STOP KILLING THEM, JUST LEAVE THEM IN THE FUCKIN OCEAN

KatPw
12-19-2008, 09:20 AM
I feel bad for the shark, I have a thing for sharks. I'd like to think it at least had a good time going down the slide before it died. I wonder if it when down the slide going "Wheeeeeeee!".

Judge Smails
12-19-2008, 09:25 AM
I feel bad for the shark, I have a thing for sharks. I'd like to think it at least had a good time going down the slide before it died. I wonder if it when down the slide going "Wheeeeeeee!".

I wonder if it went down head first or tail first? Because its a hell of a lot more fun to go down those things head first. Whenever I take my kids to Six Flags I always try and turn myself around after I leave the station, even though they tell you not to.

KatPw
12-19-2008, 09:26 AM
I wonder if it went down head first or tail first? Because its a hell of a lot more fun to go down those things head first. Whenever I take my kids to Six Flags I always try and turn myself around after I leave the station, even though they tell you not to.

I always want to go down head first. Were is the fun of feet first? I want to see the view, not the view of my feet.

Snoogans
12-19-2008, 09:29 AM
This thread makes me sad.

WHO IS GONNA PROTECT THE SHARKS

Judge Smails
12-19-2008, 09:44 AM
This thread makes me sad.

WHO IS GONNA PROTECT THE SHARKS

http://www.celebritywonder.com/wp/Taylor_Lautner_in_The_Adventures_of_Shark_Boy_and_ Lava_Girl_in_3-D_Wallpaper_2_800.jpg

Zorro
12-19-2008, 10:30 AM
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/345265363