I Need An Interior Decorator

[Gvac]

I've always been a function over form kind of guy but lately I can't stand the way my place looks. Nothing matches, and it's drab and boring.

Being extremely hetero, I have absolutely no idea how to decorate a place; I have no idea what should go where, what color to paint what walls, what kind of pictures to hang, etc.

I like open space and despise clutter, so it's important that I don't wind up cramming 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound space. I really admire traditional Japanese decor for the way they make things look elegant yet spacious.

Any suggestions?

[Marc with a c]

post some pictures or something and i'd be able to give you some ideas.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

for a six pack and a BLT, id pimp my wife out

she has style and class and is very neat, not so good at picking men though

[~Katja~]

I have plenty ideas, especially when it's not my money to spend

[ralphbxny]

post some pictures or something and i'd be able to give you some ideas.

Of course the pink shirt guy jumps in first!

[EliSnow]

Have you tried framing magazine clippings to decorate your house?

[drjoek]

Framed photos of celebtities would spruce up the place.

[Marc with a c]

clean out some of the ashtrays.

[lleeder]

You need Secret Eye For The Straight Guy

[Caseyelan]

100 bucks an hour and I'll be right over.

[Don Stugots]

dont go cheap G, for 150 an hour i can help.

[Hottub]

My chick will decorate your place for a pizza and a bottle of Barefoot.:wink:

[TheMojoPin]

Of all the things Gvac actually needs, this is about #1,673 on the list.

[Ritalin]

#1672: more fiber in his diet.

[ToiletCrusher]

http://history.hanover.edu/hhr/vol5pics/news.jpg


looks pretty nice if you ask me.

[jonyrotn]

Getting rid of the "Dogs Playing Poker" hanging in every room might be a jumping off point..
Not to mention the used condoms stuck to the dining room ceiling..
We all know the 1970's were a great time for you and your penis but every dinner guest that casts an upward glance doesn't need to see your trophy case..:wink:

[Reephdweller]

I can Feng Shuai that place if you want. Heck, I'll even find that hat of yours.

[Snoogans]

i got you covered. Most important tip. BUILD THE ROOM AROUND THE FLATSCREEN. Pick up a nice big TV and then decorate around that, big couches, recliners, shit like that

[IMSlacker]

Have you considered taking a bride?