Dot Net Message Board Characters Bomb Shelter

[B e r t]

Some of you need to grow maturity.

And some of us need to shove an eyebrow pencil in our peehole. What's your point?

[GvacNoMore]

I'm surprised one of the tags doesn't say something like "Great Tiger's Turban is God."

That guy has such a friggin' ego.

[Cvag]

I'm surprised one of the tags doesn't say something like "Great Tiger's Turban is God."

That guy has such a friggin' ego.

I've been accused of that.

[GvacNoMore]

I've been accused of that.

Check out my mod quote.

Pretty much says it all.

[eastphillyTed]

fuck you both this isn't as fun as it was before

[Cvag]

Check out my mod quote.

Pretty much says it all.

Is that the thing under your name ?
How do I put one under my name ?

[GvacNoMore]

Is that the thing under your name ?
How do I put one under my name ?

You can't. You've got to wait for one of the fascist moderators to do it.

Cocksuckers, all of them.

I can't wait until we topple them, and this board.

[Cvag]

You can't. You've got to wait for one of the fascist moderators to do it.

Cocksuckers, all of them.

I can't wait until we topple them, and this board.

That's fucked up. Do they have term limits, or do they have to be overthrown ?

[GvacNoMore]

That's fucked up. Do they have term limits, or do they have to be overthrown ?

They have to be overthrown.

Just try wresting power from their pathetic little hands. Some of them actually think it makes them better than us because they're a "mod" or "admin."

Fucking pathetic.

[B e r t]

Someday, they'll make me a moderator, and I'll ban every last one of you eyebrow tweezing fruits.

[Cvag]

They have to be overthrown.

Just try wresting power from their pathetic little hands. Some of them actually think it makes them better than us because they're a "mod" or "admin."

Fucking pathetic.

That is facist. You've been here a while, why aren't you a mod ?

[GvacNoMore]

That is facist. You've been here a while, why aren't you a mod ?

I was one back in the day but gave it up when I understood the hypocrisy behind it all.

Now I'm a man without a country, fighting the good fight with Great Tiger's Turban and all my other character buddies.

I hope you'll stand tall and join us.

[GvacNoMore]

Someday, they'll make me a moderator, and I'll ban every last one of you eyebrow tweezing fruits.

Shut up uni!

[B e r t]

Shut up uni!

Oh, who's the fascist now? You multi-browed queen!

[GvacNoMore]

Oh, who's the fascist now? You multi-browed queen!

Sez who???

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[Gvac]

Can you children leave me out of your little games?

Thank you very much.

[GvacNoMore]

Can you children leave me out of your little games?

Thank you very much.

Fuck off, Petey pure heart.

You make me puke.

[Cvag]

Can you children leave me out of your little games?

Thank you very much.

Wow he is real.

[GvacNoMore]

Told ya.

And a real asshole, to boot.

[Smilin' Pedro]

Buenos dias, everybodys. I just made poops that smells like a dead baby.

[GvacMobile]

Hola Pedro! Como esta?

Hace frio!

[B e r t]

Today's my last day of work this week. Tonight my pal Ernie and I are going to pick up a hooker and run a train on her. Anybody else have any big holiday plans?

[west milly Tom]

Today's my last day of work this week. Tonight my pal Ernie and I are going to pick up a hooker and run a train on her. Anybody else have any big holiday plans?



Same. Hooker and train. Only difference is my hooker will be female. ;)

[biozombie]

Buenos dias, everybodys. I just made poops that smells like a dead baby.

Oye, vato!

[DandyCandy]

I have never been more proud *sob* to be a board character *sob* than I am right now. *sob* Maybe we can finally move past the filth *sob* on this message board. *sob sob sob*

[GvacMobile]

Great. Now Ol' Weepy is here.

[TheQuestion]

Where are all my new buddies?

[WhiteSpider]

I just got in a fight in the FBA shelter thread.
can I hang here for a little ?

[TheQuestion]

Sure! What was the fight about? I'd go there and check it out myself, but those creeps scare me.

[WhiteSpider]

Sure! What was the fight about? I'd go there and check it out myself, but those creeps scare me.

Somebody got mad at me 'cause our screen names are similar.

[TheQuestion]

He sounds very thin skinned. Who is it, WhiteBeetle?

[WhiteSpider]

He sounds very thin skinned. Who is it, WhiteBeetle?

BlackSpider. He's a Super Poster. Big fuckin' deal.
I went there and was nice, and he called me a douche.

Sorry BS I have a life, and I don't have time to post all day.

[BlackSpider]

BlackSpider. He's a Super Poster. Big fuckin' deal.
I went there and was nice, and he called me a douche.

Sorry BS I have a life, and I don't have time to post all day.

Get over it. douche...

[TheQuestion]

Oh don't let those super serious posters get you down WS!

We here in the board character thread understand most of the people on this site are living in the land of make believe anyway!

[WhiteSpider]

Oh don't let those super serious posters get you down WS!

We here in the board character thread understand most of the people on this site are living in the land of make believe anyway!

what's a board character anyway.
isn't everybody a board character ? :huh:

[TheQuestion]

I think you're right, WhiteSpider. More often than not, the way people portray themselves on the internet is in stark contrast to what they are in real life.

At least we're up front about it in announcing that we're phony phonies.

If that makes any sense. :blink:

[WhiteSpider]

I think you're right, WhiteSpider. More often than not, the way people portray themselves on the internet is in stark contrast to what they are in real life.

At least we're up front about it in announcing that we're phony phonies.

If that makes any sense. :blink:


I still don't get it. We don't know any of these people.
Posters with guy names could be girls, and vice versa.

Is a board character like an alter-ego of a board member trying to fool people ?

[Don Stugots]

what's a board character anyway.
isn't everybody a board character ? :huh:

i am.

[BlackSpider]

Why are you in here having a conversation with yourself...?
That's a little insane... :wacko:

[TheQuestion]

I still don't get it. We don't know any of these people.
Posters with guy names could be girls, and vice versa.

Is a board character like an alter-ego of a board member trying to fool people ?

Sometimes, but not always. Sometimes the name itself is the joke, or the gimmick.

I think pretty much everyone here knows who I am.

[TheQuestion]

Why are you in here having a conversation with yourself...?
That's a little insane... :wacko:

I am not WhiteSpider, I assure you.

You'll know when I'm talking to myself.

[Don Stugots]

Sometimes, but not always. Sometimes the name itself is the joke, or the gimmick.

I think pretty much everyone here knows who I am.

i know who you are, you are from the justice league.

[eastphillyTed]

i would kill for a cheesesteak right about now!

[Sinestro]

i know who you are, you are from the justice league.

F those goody two shoes.

[TheQuestion]

i know who you are, you are from the justice league.

So much better than the lame Avengers, don't you agree?

[Don Stugots]

So much better than the lame Avengers, don't you agree?

YES! Batman could kick Capt America's icy cold ass.

[TheQuestion]

YES! Batman could kick Capt America's icy cold ass.

Let's not get crazy here, my friend!

[Don Stugots]

Let's not get crazy here, my friend!

He can beat up Iron Man and hawkeye.

[Sinestro]

Hawkeye....LOL.

[TheQuestion]

He can beat up Iron Man and hawkeye.

Of course he could. Talk about lame characters. A man in a suit of armor and a modern day Robin Hood?

So silly.

[WhiteSpider]

Aquaman Kicks Ass.

[TheQuestion]

I think I have to give the edge to Marvel there, WhiteSpider. Prince Namor is a far more compelling character in my estimation.

[WhiteSpider]

I think I have to give the edge to Marvel there, WhiteSpider. Prince Namor is a far more compelling character in my estimation.

They never made "Prince Namor" under-roos.

Although I did watch the Sub-Mariner cartoon when I was a kid.
I have all those old cartoons on DVD.

[Don Stugots]

I think I have to give the edge to Marvel there, WhiteSpider. Prince Namor is a far more compelling character in my estimation.

oh hell yeah. Namor makes Aquaman look like a queer.

[TheQuestion]

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[WhiteSpider]

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Yeah.
"The Hulk" cartoon had the gayest song.
Come to think of it, all the intros were lame.

[Don Stugots]

namor is a hero of convenience. if/when the avengers cross him, he will stand fast to raise Atlantis against them and topple them.

[TheQuestion]

Yeah.
"The Hulk" cartoon had the gayest song.
Come to think of it, all the intros were lame.

They really were. The Captain America one makes me cringe.

[WhiteSpider]

The line in the Hulk song that bugs me (even as a kid),
was "ain't he un-glam-or-ace."
"Unglamorous" does not rhyme with "Gamma Rays" ugh.

[Jib]

Where are all my new buddies?
Hiya Mr. Question. :bye:

[JewLily]

Who wants to stick Matzo in my cunt?

[JewLily]

I can't believe I didn't win best jew.

[JewLily]

Talk about 8 crazy nights, for me its 8 crazy cocks.

[JewLily]

I'm the only female board character worth talking to.

[WhiteSpider]

I'm the only female board character worth talking to.

Hi. :bye:

[zildjian361]

namor is a hero of convenience. if/when the avengers cross him, he will stand fast to raise Atlantis against them and topple them.

Stu what are you doing here, let them have there fun::wink: Hey who ya teasin honey:laugh::smoke::drunk:

[JewLily]

Hi. :bye:

Leave me alone, Balagoleh.

[WhiteSpider]

Leave me alone, Balagoleh.

Sorry.

[Death Metal Moe]

This will only end with a locked thread.

[PixarSpy]

This will only end with a locked thread.

Death Metal Moe for Mod.

[JewLily]

This will only end with a locked thread.

Er Zol Vaksen Vi a Tsibeleh, Mit Dem Kop in Drerd!

[Don Stugots]

Stu what are you doing here, let them have there fun::wink: Hey who ya teasin honey:laugh::smoke::drunk:

old motha hubbard went to her cubbard.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

old motha hubbard went to her cubbard.

Ah good to see a post whoring Italian Faggot is posting here. Eh, he's ok with me, continue

[Great Tiger's Turban]

This will only end with a locked thread.

Don't say such rubbish. This will be an epic thread

[WhiteSpider]

I don't understand this thread.
I guess I'll say goodnight.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

I don't understand this thread.
I guess I'll say goodnight.

Whats not to understand? We were cast aside by the board members and this is a home we can get together and chat

[FreitagSuzen]

Hi everyone who isn't Micky Tuesdays. I just got home and boy am I famished. Lynn and I went shopping. We spent so much money on Jon er Lamby.

[Count Chocula]

I want to suck...whatever I can out of this dying gimmick.

[Rorschach]

faggots

[Great Tiger's Turban]

I want to suck...whatever I can out of this dying gimmick.

Welcome friend. We needed a Count

[Count Chocula]

I go batty for sugar

[GvacNoMore]

How goes the battle my friends?

[FreitagSuzen]

How goes the battle my friends?

Fuck you! Dont you remember how I almost beat you at Wide Ass Night of Fight? I hate you. FUCK YOU!

[Count Chocula]

Its sweet and scary at the same time.

[GvacNoMore]

Fuck you! Dont you remember how I almost beat you at Wide Ass Night of Fight? I hate you. FUCK YOU!

Whoa! Relax, my friend!

We're all on the same side now; united against a common enemy.

And boy do I mean common.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

You said it. Common Fucking Faggot Americans

[GvacNoMore]

You said it. Common Fucking Faggot Americans

Amen, brother. People hung up on an outdated ideal. They need a swift kick in the ass to wake them up.

A new day has dawned, RonFez.net! Your days are numbered!

[Count Chocula]

They don't drink enough sugary milk to put up a fright.

[FreitagSuzen]

They don't drink enough sugary milk to put up a fright.

FAIL! Sugar wont help you win. Unless you pour it on pizza and donuts

[Count Chocula]

FAIL! Sugar wont help you win. Unless you pour it on pizza and donuts

You need to mellow out. This place is not a ghost filled marsh.

[Billy "White Shoes"]

Always ready to fight the good fight.
Just take it easy on me. I got that trick knee you know.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

You need to mellow out. This place is not a ghost filled marsh.
.

[GvacNoMore]

Always ready to fight the good fight.
Just take it easy on me. I got that trick knee you know.

We will ride your fleet white feet to freedom, Mr. Johnson, bum knee or not!

[Count Chocula]

CC has achey bones and needs to drink more milk

[GvacNoMore]

I like the cut of your jib, Count.

Just sayin'.

[GvacNoMore]

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[Jib]

I like the cut of your jib, Count.

Just sayin'. Hey!

[Death Metal Moe]

Don't say such rubbish. This will be an epic thread

Don't get me wrong. I wish it well, and I've been contributing to it ::wink wink:: but the the names and posts are just gonna get more and more crazy.

It's gonna go wrong, step over a line and the staff is probably gonna vote to lock it up.

[GvacNoMore]

Don't get me wrong. I wish it well, and I've been contributing to it ::wink wink:: but the the names and posts are just gonna get more and more crazy.

It's gonna go wrong, step over a line and the staff is probably gonna vote to lock it up.

Why would they? They've let the inane prattle going on in the FBA thread continue for months and months. If the powers that be have decided that this isn't a message board but rather a giant chat room, how can they discriminate?

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Don't get me wrong. I wish it well, and I've been contributing to it ::wink wink:: but the the names and posts are just gonna get more and more crazy.

It's gonna go wrong, step over a line and the staff is probably gonna vote to lock it up.

I challenge them to butt in, I will call the lawyers of board land. Not happening sir. Thanks for the well wishes

[Billy "White Shoes"]

I am only back here to meet the man they call gvac.
I was driven away a while back by those stuff shirts and hypocrites.
Sometimes the only way to overthrow tyranny is not by vote, but by force!
When I meet the gvac, I would like to be his tailback.

[BlackSpider]

Why would they? They've let the inane prattle going on in the FBA thread continue for months and months. If the powers that be have decided that this isn't a message board but rather a giant chat room, how can they discriminate?

That's exactly the reason Gvac started this thread...

[zildjian361]

old motha hubbard went to her cubbard.

to get her old dog a bone. shebent over rover took over Ow rover got abone of his own. ya cannot be nice to people fuck these assholes .:wink:

[B e r t]

Don't get me wrong. I wish it well, and I've been contributing to it ::wink wink:: but the the names and posts are just gonna get more and more crazy.

It's gonna go wrong, step over a line and the staff is probably gonna vote to lock it up.

The "staff" is too busy tweezing their eyebrows to lock anything up. Bunch a fems!

[Great Tiger's Turban]

That's exactly the reason Gvac started this thread...

Let it be know. Gvac doesnt have the nuts big enough to be Great Tiger's Turban. Fuck you for that insult

[TigerWoods]

Why would they? They've let the inane prattle going on in the FBA thread continue for months and months. If the powers that be have decided that this isn't a message board but rather a giant chat room, how can they discriminate?

I used to get discriminated against alot. but they people realized I am just way better then them. 350+ yards off the tee any time I want. Now they ask me How do you do that, Tiger?

I just tell them cause I am Tiger Woods, I can do things no one else can. Then I have Steve Williams berate them while I go hit another one 350+

[BlackSpider]

Let it be know. Gvac doesnt have the nuts big enough to be Great Tiger's Turban. Fuck you for that insult

My mistake.
I really though I was onto something there...

[B e r t]

That's exactly the reason Gvac started this thread...

Oh, Great Tiger's Turban is not going to like being called Gvac. I'll bet he calls you an American faggot.

edit: too late.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Oh, Great Tiger's Turban is not going to like being called Gvac. I'll bet he calls you an American faggot.

Oh I shall say Blick Spider American Faggot

[RoseBlood]

That's exactly the reason Gvac started this thread...

Hahahah.. pssst.. not every board character was created by Gvac.. maybe for him.. but not by him. :wink:

[PixarSpy]

SPY REPORT! SPY REPORT

There's not even a Mod logged on.
I'm going to post in a few real threads.
Let the weaklings ban me if they must! I can take it. I used to be a cokehead.

[FreitagSuzen]

I should have created this damn thread

[Donovan McNabb]

Alright, baby! This thread gives Donovan his smile back!

http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mcnabb1.jpg

[BlackSpider]

Hahahah.. pssst.. not every board character was created by Gvac.. maybe for him.. but not by him. :wink:

Nice try Gvac...

[Creepy McFlirt]

I'm the only female board character worth talking to.

Hi there, JewLily. I just checked with my mom and she says it's ok for me to date Jews. So, are you doing anything later? That matzo ball thing sounds fun.

:wub:

[Jewvac]

Shalom!

[TigerWoods]

Alright, baby! This thread gives Donovan his smile back!

http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mcnabb1.jpg

You are even less black then me. Cut your hair. And stop throwin balls at the receivers feet. Fuck, I could hit a football with a Sand Wedge and put it on the numbers. Im fuckin Tiger Woods. You wanna see a real bomb. 350+ yards. Hows that for a bomb

[FreitagSuzen]

Alright, baby! This thread gives Donovan his smile back!

http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mcnabb1.jpg

Fuck you and leave. I don't feel like seeing you this week

[Jose Canseco]

Gvac and Mark Teixeira are on steroids.

Read about it in my third tell all book, A bird in the hand is worth a pair of shriveled testicles in the face


...it's a working title...

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Ah, go Eagles this week. I have money on you guys

[Jewvac]

Ah, go Eagles this week. I have money on you guys

Did you say money?

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Did you say money?

Figures, a Jews 3rd post would be about money

[TigerWoods]

Did you say money?

Like you fucks know anything about money. You wanna see real money, look at my bank account. I got more money than the entire United States right now. More money, more power, more touch, man do you all suck.

350+ yards and 350+ million dollars. Thats how Tiger Woods rolls

[B e r t]

Like you fucks know anything about money. You wanna see real money, look at my bank account. I got more money than the entire United States right now. More money, more power, more touch, man do you all suck.

350+ yards and 350+ million dollars. Thats how Tiger Woods rolls

How's your knee doing, you Mary.

[Jewvac]

Like you fucks know anything about money. You wanna see real money, look at my bank account. I got more money than the entire United States right now. More money, more power, more touch, man do you all suck.

350+ yards and 350+ million dollars. Thats how Tiger Woods rolls

Typical shvartzer...

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Typical shvartzer...

Hey, Tiger has the name of a Ni......................................





Nice guy

[TigerWoods]

How's your knee doing, you Mary.

I could beat your ass on a course if I hit the ball with my dick. I won the US Open on a bum leg. Then I took some time off to remind people that Tiger Woods IS GOLF. You will see when I win the Masters.

350+ yards, hole out chips. What do you do? Put up a 10 on a par 4?

[Hottub]

Stay where you belong or the IP banning begins.

[BitchTits]

I heard someone here's caddy made fun of me and i think that is just stinky poo. I want a platter of I'm sorry cuppy cakes.

[B e r t]

Those bastards just banned JewLily! Fuckin' anti-Semites!

[TigerWoods]

Stay where you belong or the IP banning begins.

Why does it always have to get racist with the Man? Do you know who the fuck I am? IM FUCKIN TIGER WOODS. I hit drives 350+ yards. You sit on a computer and oppress people. I could buy your entire fuckin town, little man.

[TigerWoods]

I heard someone here's caddy made fun of me and i think that is just stinky poo. I want a platter of I'm sorry cuppy cakes.

Should'nt you be cleaning my clubs, fat boy? I hope you dont blow it on the last 2 clubs and lose that fat Tiger Woods tip. You know, like you usually do

[Rube]

Go ahead you Mother Fuckers.

Give me all you
GOT!!!

BITCHES!!!

http://markschaer.com/drawings/2003/Stink-Hole.jpg

[BitchTits]

Should'nt you be cleaning my clubs, fat boy? I hope you dont blow it on the last 2 clubs and lose that fat Tiger Woods tip. You know, like you usually do

If you don't stop i'm going to cry straight into my hot wife's vagina.

[TigerWoods]

If you don't stop i'm going to cry straight into my hot wife's vagina.

Please. I even have a hotter wife then you. And her sister is hotter then your wife. And I fucked both of them, and your wife.

Maybe you should just worry about the fact that you play 72 holes in a golf tourney, not 69

350+ fat boy

[I Am The Lord Your God]

Thou Hast Banned One Of Mine Chosen People! Reinstate Jewvac Or Feel The Wrath Of Thine Heavenly Father!

[Creepy McFlirt]

Those bastards just banned JewLily! Fuckin' anti-Semites!

Noooooooo!

Has anyone seen Nervous Nelly or Debbie Downer lately?

:wub:

[I Am The Lord Your God]

Daring grow these moderators. There shall be grave consequences should they dare to ban THE ALMIGHTY FATHER.

[Jack Nicklaus]

If you don't stop i'm going to cry straight into my hot wife's vagina.

Why does it always have to get racist with the Man? Do you know who the fuck I am? IM FUCKIN TIGER WOODS. I hit drives 350+ yards. You sit on a computer and oppress people. I could buy your entire fuckin town, little man.

Why are you amateurs wasting my time? I've got 18 Major Championships, you chumps stink.

[TigerWoods]

Why are you amateurs wasting my time? I've got 18 Major Championships, you chumps stink.

You are like 700 years old. Ill have over 20 by the time I'm 40. And you never hit a ball 350+ yards. THEY CHANGED AUGUSTA BECAUSE OF ME. They never Jack proofed golf courses.

JUST SIT DOWN AND WATCH TIGER WOODS BLOW BY ALL YOUR RECORDS, OLD MAN

[Jack Nicklaus]

You are like 700 years old. Ill have over 20 by the time I'm 40. And you never hit a ball 350+ yards. THEY CHANGED AUGUSTA BECAUSE OF ME. They never Jack proofed golf courses.

JUST SIT DOWN AND WATCH TIGER WOODS BLOW BY ALL YOUR RECORDS, OLD MAN

I beat the likes of Arnold Palmer for 18 major championships, while your amateur ass beats the likes of Rocco Mediate or that tub of goo Phil Mickelson.

[B e r t]

Wow! Banning God two days before Christmas? Hottub sure has some balls on him.

[Rube]

Hey Dave?


I love you , man.

Lenny

[OleFuzzyZ]

God dammit. The club house is full of grape soda, fried chicken, chitlins and they're hanging rims on the walls for some reason. And what the hell is this music? It's cold in the d? What the fuck is the D?

God damn nnnnnn...................

[TigerWoods]

I beat the likes of Arnold Palmer for 18 major championships, while your amateur ass beats the likes of Rocco Mediate or that tub of goo Phil Mickelson.

I dont just beat them. I piss on them. And I would piss on you. In fact, I'm coming to do that right now. Im gonna tee one up and rip it 350+ yards right up your 90 year old ass, on my way to 25 majors. CHANGED COURSES CAUSE OF ME.

You never played on fuckin 7400 yard courses. Your pace maker would die

[BitchTits]

I beat the likes of Arnold Palmer for 18 major championships, while your amateur ass beats the likes of Rocco Mediate or that tub of goo Phil Mickelson.

words hurt.......... :glurps:

[TigerWoods]

God dammit. The club house is full of grape soda, fried chicken, chitlins and they're hanging rims on the walls for some reason. And what the hell is this music? It's cold in the d? What the fuck is the D?

God damn nnnnnn...................

What clubhouse is that, Houston golf club? Cause you sure as hell aint qualifyin for any tournies on the PGA tour. Dont even talk to me, you cant even walk 350+ yards, nevermind hit a drive that far

[Jack Nicklaus]

I dont just beat them. I piss on them. And I would piss on you. In fact, I'm coming to do that right now. Im gonna tee one up and rip it 350+ yards right up your 90 year old ass, on my way to 25 majors. CHANGED COURSES CAUSE OF ME.

You never played on fuckin 7400 yard courses. Your pace maker would die

I crushed the great Bobby Jones' records to a total of 18 major championships. You son were only allowed to play at these exclusive clubs because I told them to allow you.

Listen chump, you owe me big time for even having a tee time.

[Jack Nicklaus]

words hurt.......... :glurps:

You sir couldn't even keep up with that chump Gary Player. A great like myself has 18 major championships.

[TigerWoods]

I crushed the great Bobby Jones' records to a total of 18 major championships. You son were only allowed to play at these exclusive clubs because I told them to allow you.

Listen chump, you owe me big time for even having a tee time.

Please. Once I ripped through Augusta they didnt even remember who the fuck you were. They were too busy backin all the tee boxes up 60 yards because my 350+ yard bombs ruined their puny little golf course. azelias, fuck azalias, Ill hit one of those 350+ too.

You wouldnt be able to shoot under 80 on golf courses that I can shoot 59 on. Get the fuck outta my face. STEVE, COME TAKE CARE OF THIS PUNK

[lleeder]

Talk about niche characters you guys are worse than WNBA board characters.

[B e r t]

Golf is for queers. Why don't you Nancys go have an eyebrow waxing party?

[TigerWoods]

You sir couldn't even keep up with that chump Gary Player. A great like myself has 18 major championships.

I have 14 in the same time you had like 8. I hit a 6 iron as far as you hit drives. You couldnt hit 350+ like I do if I gave you 2 shots. Go jerkoff into your bullshit green jackets. Come handle a real course. Oh thats right, you cant. Only Tiger Woods can

[TigerWoods]

Golf is for queers. Why don't you Nancys go have an eyebrow waxing party?

Translation - Bert is poor

[Jack Nicklaus]

Please. Once I ripped through Augusta they didnt even remember who the fuck you were. They were too busy backin all the tee boxes up 60 yards because my 350+ yard bombs ruined their puny little golf course. azelias, fuck azalias, Ill hit one of those 350+ too.

You wouldnt be able to shoot under 80 on golf courses that I can shoot 59 on. Get the fuck outta my face. STEVE, COME TAKE CARE OF THIS PUNK

You know what they say son: "long off the tee, short in the pants". Mrs. Nicklaus was always satisfied.

Until you pass my 18 major championships, I don't need lip from you.

[TigerWoods]

You know what they say son: "long off the tee, short in the pants". Mrs. Nicklaus was always satisfied.

Until you pass my 18 major championships, I don't need lip from you.

Mrs Nicklaus looks worse then Fat boy Bitch Tits. At least he is packin some C Cups. HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE. If you are broke, I can buy you some bifocals. Remember, I am Tiger Woods. I could buy you.

350+. Can you even see that far?

[Jack Nicklaus]

I have 14 in the same time you had like 8. I hit a 6 iron as far as you hit drives. You couldnt hit 350+ like I do if I gave you 2 shots. Go jerkoff into your bullshit green jackets. Come handle a real course. Oh thats right, you cant. Only Tiger Woods can

Young man, I'm the first back-to-back winner of a green jacket. That's no way to talk to a man with 18 major championships.

[TigerWoods]

Young man, I'm the first back-to-back winner of a green jacket. That's no way to talk to a man with 18 major championships.

Old man, you never won it as big as I did. You would never make it through a round on the course I play on. I would shoot a 45 over 18 holes on that weak shit you old fucks played on.

350+, Id hit it OVER most of your par 4's. Who the fuck are you to even talk to us. You would be worse then Boo Weekley in todays game

[Jack Nicklaus]

Mrs Nicklaus looks worse then Fat boy Bitch Tits. At least he is packin some C Cups. HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE. If you are broke, I can buy you some bifocals. Remember, I am Tiger Woods. I could buy you.

350+. Can you even see that far?

Laddie, I've got 5 children with my beautiful wife. I hate to see what that tramp of yours looks like after 4 more.

Of course I doubt anybody will ever see you after you win 18 major championships because it will never happen.

[Hal Steinbrenner]

Anyone see any free agents in here?

I still have money to spend.

[TigerWoods]

Laddie, I've got 5 children with my beautiful wife. I hate to see what that tramp of yours looks like after 4 more.

Of course I doubt anybody will ever see you after you win 18 major championships because it will never happen.

Please. I have 14 and feel better then ever. I finally have 2 good legs. I WON 14 WITH 1 LEG. Ill have 20 by the middle of 2010 when I win the US Open at Pebble Beach. AGAIN. That would be the year after I win the US Open at Bethpage.....AGAIN.....that would be the year after I just WON THE US OPEN WITH 1 LEG.

[Jack Nicklaus]

Old man, you never won it as big as I did. You would never make it through a round on the course I play on. I would shoot a 45 over 18 holes on that weak shit you old fucks played on.

350+, Id hit it OVER most of your par 4's. Who the fuck are you to even talk to us. You would be worse then Boo Weekley in todays game

Kiddo, I'm the greatest Walker Cup player ever. You can't possibly compare to my record of 18 major championships.

[TigerWoods]

Anyone see any free agents in here?

I still have money to spend.

You should sign me. I have power like you have never seen. Babe Ruth never hit a ball 350+ yards. Tiger Woods does every time

[SteveWilliams]

All of you, especially that asswipe calling THE GREATEST GOLFER, nay, HUMAN BEING THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN a "niche character," are a bunch of pricks. I don't respect you, you don't respect me, no surprise there. What is a surprise is what massive, humongous PRICKS you all are. Suck my thick dick all of you. Except you Tiger of course. You just let it loose for another 350+ yards.

[lleeder]

I hate hate hate a golf character.

[TigerWoods]

Kiddo, I'm the greatest Walker Cup player ever. You can't possibly compare to my record of 18 major championships.

Walker Cup? Is that what they call the handicapped tour?

350+ yards. Little Rascals cant drive that far on 1 battery

[TigerWoods]

I hate hate hate a golf character.

WHO THE FUCK IS A CHARACTER. I AM TIGER WOODS. I hit 350+ yards. What do you do? Drink all the time and try to fuck the chick at your bank? Nice job. TIGER WOODS CAN BUY THAT BANK AND ALL THE CHICKS IN IT

[Jack Nicklaus]

Please. I have 14 and feel better then ever. I finally have 2 good legs. I WON 14 WITH 1 LEG. Ill have 20 by the middle of 2010 when I win the US Open at Pebble Beach. AGAIN. That would be the year after I win the US Open at Bethpage.....AGAIN.....that would be the year after I just WON THE US OPEN WITH 1 LEG.

Listen young man, in 1972 I beat Bobby Mitchell and Tom Weiskopf to win the Masters by 3 strokes. Bragging about beating Rocco Mediate who is slightly retarded is not an accomplishment.

Certainly not the accomplishment that winning 18 major championships is.

[SteveWilliams]

I hate hate hate a golf character.

I WILL END YOU.

[Don Flamenco's Rose]

Da-da da-da-da-da da-da da-da-da-da da-da da-da daaaaaaaaaaa da-da da-da-da-da da-da da-da-da-da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...boing!

How could they ban...como se dice....the Jewvac?

I shall punch his oppressor in the vas deferens in the name of my love, Carmen.

Flamenco strikes back! Return of Don!

[TigerWoods]

Listen young man, in 1972 I beat Bobby Mitchell and Tom Weiskopf to win the Masters by 3 strokes. Bragging about beating Rocco Mediate who is slightly retarded is not an accomplishment.

Certainly not the accomplishment that winning 18 major championships is.

I wasn't even born in 1972? I can hit further with a hockey stick then you hit a drive. 350+ yards is like nothing. I DID IT ON ONE LEG

[Jack Nicklaus]

I hate hate hate a golf character.

Son, we hate bad callers. I've got 18 major championships defeating the likes of Gary Player, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Arnold Palmer and Tom Watson. What do you have besides "dick out" for not hitting your drive past the women's tees?

[SteveWilliams]

Listen young man, in 1972 I beat Bobby Mitchell and Tom Weiskopf to win the Masters by 3 strokes. Bragging about beating Rocco Mediate who is slightly retarded is not an accomplishment.

Certainly not the accomplishment that winning 18 major championships is.

All I read when you post is one prick beating these other pricks in some contest that no one cared about 300 years ago. I don't respect that, especially from a prick like yourself.

[Hal Steinbrenner]

You should sign me. I have power like you have never seen. Babe Ruth never hit a ball 350+ yards. Tiger Woods does every time

I don't know Tiger. You're already 33. I might only be able to offer you 15 million a year for 5 or 6 years.

Oh wait, you have a recent history of injury? Make that 16, maybe 18 million a year for 8.

[Don Stugots]

Is Steve Williams, Dr Death Steve Williams or someone else?

[Jack Nicklaus]

I wasn't even born in 1972? I can hit further with a hockey stick then you hit a drive. 350+ yards is like nothing. I DID IT ON ONE LEG

Sorry about that young man. Certainly 1972 was a good year for me as I won 2 of my record 18 major championships.

[B e r t]

Son, we hate bad callers. I've got 18 major championships defeating the likes of Gary Player, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Arnold Palmer and Tom Watson. What do you have besides "dick out" for not hitting your drive past the women's tees?

You are an old man, who God willing will be dead soon. I'm fucking ageless! Suck on that motherfucker!

[TigerWoods]

I don't know Tiger. You're already 33. I might only be able to offer you 15 million a year for 5 or 6 years.

Oh wait, you have a recent history of injury? Make that 16, maybe 18 million a year for 8.

pfft. TIGER WOODS MAKES 75 mill + a year. You cant afford Tiger Woods. I COULD BUY YANKEE STADIUM AND THEN BLAST ONE OF MY 350+ YARD DRIVES RIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKIN PLACE

[TigerWoods]

Sorry about that young man. Certainly 1972 was a good year for me as I won 2 of my record 18 major championships.

When was it that you won 4 in a row? OH YEA, YOU NEVER DID.

Guess who is the only guy who ever won 4 in a row? OH YEA, TIGER WOODS

350+ and 4 in a row. What do you have, besides arthritis?

[Jack Nicklaus]

When was it that you won 4 in a row? OH YEA, YOU NEVER DID.

Guess who is the only guy who ever won 4 in a row? OH YEA, TIGER WOODS

350+ and 4 in a row. What do you have, besides arthritis?

Nice one kid, the great Gary Player has accurately told the world that I've got the "greatest mind for golf ever" and he's right. That's why I've got the record of 18 major championships.

[SteveWilliams]

I don't know Tiger. You're already 33. I might only be able to offer you 15 million a year for 5 or 6 years.

Oh wait, you have a recent history of injury? Make that 16, maybe 18 million a year for 8.

Hey Prick! What are you going to do 5 years from now when you are paying old Teixeira, Burnett and Sabathia 70 million? Will AJ even have arms left then?! Will Sabathia even be able to fit in the stadium?! DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST 5 YEARS JASON GIAMBI YOU DUMBASS PRICK!

I have negative respect for you.

[Hal Steinbrenner]

pfft. TIGER WOODS MAKES 75 mill + a year. You cant afford Tiger Woods. I COULD BUY YANKEE STADIUM AND THEN BLAST ONE OF MY 350+ YARD DRIVES RIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKIN PLACE

HAHA! BULLSHIT! We can't even afford the new Yankee Stadium. We had to beg the city for some additional funding just to get the construction completed! No way some half nig half chink who slaps a ball smaller than either of my testicles around a yard every weekend could even afford a seat license for season tickets.

[TigerWoods]

Nice one kid, the great Gary Player has accurately told the world that I've got the "greatest mind for golf ever" and he's right. That's why I've got the record of 18 major championships.

Your mind would be confused as to how I can hit the ball 350+ yards and you cant. Plus I can hole out anytime I need. Plus Steve Williams will kick your fuckin ass.

14 Majors will be 25+ before I'm done. Ive won 4 in a row. I won 1 on one leg and a few others with a BUM leg. You just get old. WINNER: TIGER WOODS

[Jack Nicklaus]

pfft. TIGER WOODS MAKES 75 mill + a year. You cant afford Tiger Woods. I COULD BUY YANKEE STADIUM AND THEN BLAST ONE OF MY 350+ YARD DRIVES RIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKIN PLACE

Son you like to brag about money too much. The Bank of Scotland made legal tender graced with my face upon it. You'll never reach that status nor my 18 major championships.

[TigerWoods]

HAHA! BULLSHIT! We can't even afford the new Yankee Stadium. We had to beg the city for some additional funding just to get the construction completed! No way some half nig half chink who slaps a ball smaller than either of my testicles around a yard every weekend could even afford a seat license for season tickets.

You musta missed the part about how GOLF IS ONLY A SPORT BECAUSE OF TIGER WOODS. I get paid 75 mill a year before I even step on teh golf course. Where I earn millions and millions more. I just bought Wall Street. You just bought a 700 pound pitcher and Mark Texiera. Mark Texiera cant hit a ball 350+ yards. Only Tiger Woods can do that

[Jack Nicklaus]

Your mind would be confused as to how I can hit the ball 350+ yards and you cant. Plus I can hole out anytime I need. Plus Steve Williams will kick your fuckin ass.

14 Majors will be 25+ before I'm done. Ive won 4 in a row. I won 1 on one leg and a few others with a BUM leg. You just get old. WINNER: TIGER WOODS

Listen punk, at the age of 46 I won the Masters by beating Tom Kite and Greg Norman in their primes. That's why I have 18 major championships and you dream of being me.

[SteveWilliams]

You musta missed the part about how GOLF IS ONLY A SPORT BECAUSE OF TIGER WOODS. I get paid 75 mill a year before I even step on teh golf course. Where I earn millions and millions more. I just bought Wall Street. You just bought a 700 pound pitcher and Mark Texiera. Mark Texiera cant hit a ball 350+ yards. Only Tiger Woods can do that

That's right Tiger. You tell these pricks.

[TigerWoods]

Son you like to brag about money too much. The Bank of Scotland made legal tender graced with my face upon it. You'll never reach that status nor my 18 major championships.

Scotland? What the fuck is that?.....oh yea, a country thats WORTH LESS THEN TIGER WOODS. I'm Dubai's golden boy, I am the PGA tour, and I AM THE GREATEST GOLFER EVER and I hit 350+ yards.

You just remember the past

[Hal Steinbrenner]

Hey Prick! What are you going to do 5 years from now when you are paying old Teixeira, Burnett and Sabathia 70 million? Will AJ even have arms left then?! Will Sabathia even be able to fit in the stadium?! DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST 5 YEARS JASON GIAMBI YOU DUMBASS PRICK!

I have negative respect for you.

Who the hell are you? You sound like you work for the Marlins organization. Are you a janitor? A lot of pricks you guys are done there.

[mikeyboy]

The sad thing about this thread is that it shows that only a minority
of this board is as funny as they think they are.

[TigerWoods]

Listen punk, at the age of 46 I won the Masters by beating Tom Kite and Greg Norman in their primes. That's why I have 18 major championships and you dream of being me.

At the age of 46 I'll have 30 Majors. 4 IN A ROW

350+ yards, 350+ million, 4 majors in a row and soon the all time record. Then who will Jack Nicklaus be, oh yea, that guy who isnt as good as TIGER WOODS

[SteveWilliams]

Who the hell are you? You sound like you work for the Marlins organization. Are you a janitor? A lot of pricks you guys are done there.

You need to learn proper grammar before I respect you. Until then you are a prick.

I don't know what you are trying to say!

[TigerWoods]

The sad thing about this thread is that it shows that only a minority
of this board is as funny as they think they are.

Steve, take this guys camera and get him the fuck outta here

[Hal Steinbrenner]

You musta missed the part about how GOLF IS ONLY A SPORT BECAUSE OF TIGER WOODS. I get paid 75 mill a year before I even step on teh golf course. Where I earn millions and millions more. I just bought Wall Street. You just bought a 700 pound pitcher and Mark Texiera. Mark Texiera cant hit a ball 350+ yards. Only Tiger Woods can do that

Yeah, you do that with a club, but how are you with a bat in your hands? I mean I know what I've heard, but some of those stories are unbelievable.

[Jack Nicklaus]

Scotland? What the fuck is that?.....oh yea, a country thats WORTH LESS THEN TIGER WOODS. I'm Dubai's golden boy, I am the PGA tour, and I AM THE GREATEST GOLFER EVER and I hit 350+ yards.

You just remember the past

Young man, I'm in the Canadian Golf Hall of Fame and you? Nothing. That's because I have 18 major championships and you don't.

[TigerWoods]

Yeah, you do that with a club, but how are you with a bat in your hands? I mean I know what I've heard, but some of those stories are unbelievable.

I want 10 years 900 million. And I want it to have a sign outside that says

WELCOME TO Yankee Stadium THE HOME OF TIGER WOODS

[TigerWoods]

Young man, I'm in the Canadian Golf Hall of Fame and you? Nothing. That's because I have 18 major championships and you don't.

Umm, its actually cause Im not an old fuck, so I'm still playing

[Jack Nicklaus]

Umm, its actually cause Im not an old fuck, so I'm still playing

Kid, any player who thinks he's too good to play with Nicklaus Golf Equipment is an amateur in my book. The only reason all of you play is to try to compete with my 18 major championships.

[TigerWoods]

Kid, any player who thinks he's too good to play with Nicklaus Golf Equipment is an amateur in my book. The only reason all of you play is to try to compete with my 18 major championships.

im pretty sure when my 350+ yard drives put me past your record in 2010, I'll continue playing

[Jack Nicklaus]

im pretty sure when my 350+ yard drives put me past your record in 2010, I'll continue playing

Young man, as one of the 13 original inductees to the Golf Hall of Fame, I challenge you to beat my record of 18 major championships.

I doubt any man will ever beat it.

[TigerWoods]

Young man, as one of the 13 original inductees to the Golf Hall of Fame, I challenge you to beat my record of 18 major championships.

I doubt any man will ever beat it.

im 33 and 4 away Did you forget how to add in your old age?

here is a test:

100+ yards plus 250 yards = HOW FAR TIGER WOODS HITS THE BALL

[Hal Steinbrenner]

I want 10 years 900 million. And I want it to have a sign outside that says

WELCOME TO Yankee Stadium THE HOME OF TIGER WOODS

I don't know if they'll be room for that and the sign that says,"YANKEE STADIUM: THE HOUSE THAT TAX PAYERS HELPED BUILD."

[Snoogans]

I don't know if they'll be room for that and the sign that says,"YANKEE STADIUM: THE HOUSE THAT TAX PAYERS HELPED BUILD."

AHAHAHAHHAA

[Jack Nicklaus]

im 33 and 4 away Did you forget how to add in your old age?

here is a test:

100+ yards plus 250 yards = HOW FAR TIGER WOODS HITS THE BALL

Does a man of my unique stature of 18 major championships need to take this garbage from this amateur? I think not.

You haven't designed 299 golf courses like I have.

[Tom Coughlin]

Does a man of my unique stature of 18 major championships need to take this garbage from this amateur? I think not.

You haven't designed 299 golf courses like I have.

HEY JACK...

STOP ACTING LIKE A GODDAMN YANKEE FAN AND BRINGING UP PAST CHAMPIONSHIPS...

I WON ONE LAST YEAR, BUT DO YOU HEAR ME TALKING ABOUT IT?

TIGER WOODS WOULD BEAT YOU ON YOUR BEST DAY WITH 1 LEG.. LITERALLY.. 1 LEG, HOPPING AROUND.

YOUR 18 TITLES MEAN JACK..(PUN INTENDED) SINCE YOU WON THEM WHEN ALL GOLFERS HIT LIKE GIRLS.

[Hal Steinbrenner]

HEY JACK...

STOP ACTING LIKE A GODDAMN YANKEE FAN AND BRINGING UP PAST CHAMPIONSHIPS...

I WON ONE LAST YEAR, BUT DO YOU HEAR ME TALKING ABOUT IT?

TIGER WOODS WOULD BEAT YOU ON YOUR BEST DAY WITH 1 LEG.. LITERALLY.. 1 LEG, HOPING AROUND.

YOUR 18 TITLES MEAN JACK..(PUN INTENDED) SINCE YOU WON THEM WHEN ALL GOLFERS HIT LIKE GIRLS.

HA! Plax... Placci... Plaxick... Pl... WHATEVER his name is. How do you let that happen? Our organization would never let an embarrassment like that take place. Steve Howe had a gun in an airport once. BAM! DROPPED HIS ASS LIKE A MICKEY MANTLE LIVER!

[Tom Coughlin]

HA! Plax... Placci... Plaxick... Pl... WHATEVER his name is. How do you let that happen? Our organization would never let an embarrassment like that take place. Steve Howe had a gun in an airport once. BAM! DROPPED HIS ASS LIKE A MICKEY MANTLE LIVER!

PLEASE STOP IT YOU LARRY LUCCINO WANNA BE.

THE REASON WHY U DUMPED HOWE WAS BECAUSE HE SUCKED.

IF JOBA DID THAT, YOU WOULD HAVE PINNED IT ON IAN KENNEDY

MY GIANTS DRAFT AND MOST OF MY TEAM IS HOME GROWN. WE DON'T THROW MONEY AROUND LIKE YOU HACKS.

[Hal Steinbrenner]

PLEASE STOP IT YOU LARRY LUCCINO WANNA BE.

THE REASON WHY U DUMPED HOWE WAS BECAUSE HE SUCKED.

IF JOBA DID THAT, YOU WOULD HAVE PINNED IT ON IAN KENNEDY

MY GIANTS DRAFT AND MOST OF MY TEAM IS HOME GROWN. WE DON'T THROW MONEY AROUND LIKE YOU HACKS.

Why not? OH YEAH... You have a (snicker) CAP! :lol:

[Jack Nicklaus]

HEY JACK...

STOP ACTING LIKE A GODDAMN YANKEE FAN AND BRINGING UP PAST CHAMPIONSHIPS...

I WON ONE LAST YEAR, BUT DO YOU HEAR ME TALKING ABOUT IT?

TIGER WOODS WOULD BEAT YOU ON YOUR BEST DAY WITH 1 LEG.. LITERALLY.. 1 LEG, HOPPING AROUND.

YOUR 18 TITLES MEAN JACK..(PUN INTENDED) SINCE YOU WON THEM WHEN ALL GOLFERS HIT LIKE GIRLS.

Listen Ma'am. The day I live in a world in which I need to take guff from a person whose singular championship came through coaching in not playing, is the day I'll listen to Ben Hogan's advise.

I've got 18 major championships and didn't get fired from Jacksonville. Get over yourself.

[Bossanova]

This thread has alot of losers

[Sue_Bender]

This thread has alot of losers

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[Tom Coughlin]

Listen Ma'am. The day I live in a world in which I need to take guff from a person whose singular championship came through coaching in not playing, is the day I'll listen to Ben Hogan's advise.

I've got 18 major championships and didn't get fired from Jacksonville. Get over yourself.

IF ITS NOT TIGER, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT GOLF CHAMPIONSHIPS...

YOUR 18 TITLES AND A METRO CARD GETS ME ON A NY SUBWAY!

[Tom Coughlin]

This thread has alot of losers

SHUT UP AND KEEP CRYING ABOUT YOUR LOSER EAGLES..

MY GIANTS DO NOT RUN ROUTS THAT STOP THEM IN THE 1 FUCKING YARDLINE WITH NO TIME OUTS..

AND I UNLIKE FATBOY IN PHILLY, ALWAYS HAVE AT LEAST 2 TIMEOUTS DURING THE LAST TWO MINUTES OF HALVES.

HE TREATS HIS TIMEOUTS LIKE HE DOES HIS SONS. NOT VERY WELL.

AND MY QB DOES NOT DRY HEAVE IN SUPERBOWLS EITHER!

[Furtherman]

This thread is mentally unstable.

[universalspy]

this place is gayer than the characters locker room at universal orlando

[Al Davis]

SHUT UP AND KEEP CRYING ABOUT YOUR LOSER EAGLES..

MY GIANTS DO NOT RUN ROUTS THAT STOP THEM IN THE 1 FUCKING YARDLINE WITH NO TIME OUTS..

AND I UNLIKE LIKE FATBOY IN PHILLY, ALWAYS HAVE AT LEAST 2 TIMEOUTS DURING THE LAST TWO MINUTES OF DRIVES.

HE TREATS HIS TIMEOUTS LIKE HE DOES HIS SONS. NOT VERY WELL.

AND MY QB DOES NOT DRY HEAVE IN SUPERBOWLS EITHER!

I like your fucking attitude, Coughlin. Don't take fucking shit from quarterbacks. I call JaMarcus Russell every day and ask him, "How many practice tosses did you have today?" And no matter what he says, I say, "What the fuck are you, a cocksmoking faggot? Throw more, goddammit!"

You gotta break these fucks. If a practice doesn't end with someone in tears, it's a fucking failure.

[jonyrotn]

Even though I'm no longer a board character I support what you do as artists.. I believe there's a real need for this type of tom foolery and shananagins..
You're fightin the good fight my friends and I got your back..:bye:

[Tom Coughlin]

Even though I'm no longer a board character I support what you do as artists.. I believe there's a real need for this type of tom foolery and shananagins..
You're fightin the good fight my friends and I got your back..:bye:

WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING I CAN'T SEE ANYBODY. WHAT IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?

OH...

I DID NOT SEE YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE.

MY MISTAKE.

[Rorschach]

faggots

[GregoryJoseph]

I just wanted to wish a Merry Christmas to all of my board character buddies, and offer solidarity to my Jewish board characters who were banned by an anti-semitic mod.

[TheQuestion]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

[GvacNoMore]

Feliz Navidad gang!

[GvacMobile]

Season's Greetings!

[Kobe8]

Mazel tov homies.

[RoseBlood]

I just wanted to wish a Merry Christmas to all of my board character buddies, and offer solidarity to my Jewish board characters who were banned by an anti-semitic mod.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Feliz Navidad gang!

Season's Greetings!

Mazel tov homies.

No Kwanzaa greetings? This board is racist!

[Smilin' Pedro]

Feliz Navidad gang!



Feliz Navidad to you as well, Senor NoMore. I can't wait until my 23 children open up their present.


Keep Smilin'!

[Count Chocula]

I hope I get mentioned.

[disneyspy]

dont back read this thread,i just found out its a horrible waste of time,seriosly,it was funny for a day,now it just shows how unfunny some of you are

[Leonard Edward Mcnab]

I am not a board character.

[Board_Character]

When is the Character Christmas party?

[Foster]

When is the Character Christmas party?

disneyspy is putting together a time and place as we speak.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

dont back read this thread,i just found out its a horrible waste of time,seriosly,it was funny for a day,now it just shows how unfunny some of you are

Because boosterp calling everyone a fag and being the front line for mikey is funny. This thread was made as a parody, because Gvac mentioned that you guys should just be able to post within the board and not have your FBA thread. We all like you and you have fit in great. Why would you want to hide inside that threat to chit chat. You can pm each other, or talk on the phone. The point was the FBAthread had more posts in it than many other threads on RONFEZ.net.

The sad part is, we were just having fun and now people are bitching. This has nothing to do with these fucking board characters, it has all to do with the double standards that fly around here. Im not saying i want out, what Im saying is this place has morals on some things and then let other members shit on new comers and they get a "are you kidding me/"

[GvacNoMore]

Because boosterp calling everyone a fag and being the front line for mikey is funny. This thread was made as a parody, because Gvac mentioned that you guys should just be able to post within the board and not have your FBA thread. We all like you and you have fit in great. Why would you want to hide inside that threat to chit chat. You can pm each other, or talk on the phone. The point was the FBAthread had more posts in it than many other threads on RONFEZ.net.

The sad part is, we were just having fun and now people are bitching. This has nothing to do with these fucking board characters, it has all to do with the double standards that fly around here. Im not saying i want out, what Im saying is this place has morals on some things and then let other members shit on new comers and they get a "are you kidding me/"

This is why you rule Turban!

You UNDERSTAND!

Some people around here read bits and pieces of threads through their own preconceived notions and attack based on that.

I'm no Gvac fan, but you've grasped EXACTLY what he said!

[jauble]

Because boosterp calling everyone a fag and being the front line for mikey is funny. This thread was made as a parody, because Gvac mentioned that you guys should just be able to post within the board and not have your FBA thread. We all like you and you have fit in great. Why would you want to hide inside that threat to chit chat. You can pm each other, or talk on the phone. The point was the FBAthread had more posts in it than many other threads on RONFEZ.net.

The sad part is, we were just having fun and now people are bitching. This has nothing to do with these fucking board characters, it has all to do with the double standards that fly around here. Im not saying i want out, what Im saying is this place has morals on some things and then let other members shit on new comers and they get a "are you kidding me/"

Sounds like something a white American faggot would say.

[GvacNoMore]

Sounds like something a white American faggot would say.

Hey! Get the fuck out of here "real" person on an internet message board! This is for characters only!

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Sounds like something a white American faggot would say.

Well, it appears to me that you are the BIGGEST FUCKING AMERICAN FAGGOT

[Bossanova]

If I made a charcter, would I be allowed to talk sports here? I didn't see a board character sports thread

[Jack Nicklaus]

If I made a charcter, would I be allowed to talk sports here? I didn't see a board character sports thread

Any character a man of your class would create would be allowed here. I can't vouch for these non-country club types though.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

This message board has proven that even a simple thread that us characters can post in will get shit on and then die. This place is a boring cesspool for all of you Fucking Faggot Americans.

[RoseBlood]

I miss Smilin' Pedro. :down:

[WhiteSpider]

I miss Smilin' Pedro. :down:

I miss him also.
Board characters shouldn't be discriminated against.
It's not nice.

[BlackSpider]

I miss him also.
Board characters shouldn't be discriminated against.
It's not nice.

Board characters suck...

[RoseBlood]

Board characters suck...

You should feel honored Spider.
It's not everyday an ex-FBAer gets a spin-off board name.
It could be worse, have you seen some of the other "spin-off" names?
Anyhoo, I'm curious who WhiteSpider is, but I'd never confuse you two.
There's only one SPIDER :smile:

[disneyspy]

You should feel honored Spider.
It's not everyday an ex-FBAer gets a spin-off board name.
It could be worse, have you seen some of the other "spin-off" names?
Anyhoo, I'm curious who WhiteSpider is, but I'd never confuse you two.
There's only one SPIDER :smile:

universalspy and pixarspy were cool,dont remember that other spies name but it was an ego boost to see all 3 of them at once

[RoseBlood]

universalspy and pixarspy were cool,dont remember that other spies name but it was an ego boost to see all 3 of them at once

You take nothing for granted.. I like it! :wink:

[BlackSpider]

You should feel honored Spider.
It's not everyday an ex-FBAer gets a spin-off board name.
It could be worse, have you seen some of the other "spin-off" names?
Anyhoo, I'm curious who WhiteSpider is, but I'd never confuse you two.
There's only one SPIDER :smile:


^^^^------ I feel honored by this... http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/3D20Smiles2050.gif

[WhiteSpider]

welcome to tha' thread everyone.

[disneyspy]

welcome to tha' thread everyone.

hey,isnt your avie sposed to cause seizures?
do the bit

[WhiteSpider]

hey,isnt your avie sposed to cause seizures?
do the bit

Where's your friend Perry ?

[BlackSpider]

Where's your friend Perry ?

Hmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder...