Dot Net Message Board Characters Bomb Shelter

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Well...

Since most of us are ridiculed and hated for some unknown reason, I figured we could have a place to go to where we are appreciated. So here's a safe haven for those affected to meet back up. Hope everyone makes it out safe...

[Chimee]

faggots

[TheQuestion]

This is really nice, and I thank you for it Great Tiger. I've never felt fully accepted on the outside. Perhaps I'll post more often now that you've created a safe haven.

[GvacNoMore]

Man, back in the day we had our run of this place. Hell, I was actually even a mod! That prick Gvac insisted on stealing back the limelight, though, and I've been relegated to second citizen status ever since.

Fuck that! I'm here to stay!

You rule Turban!

[Jinxy McHippo]

Oh wow, this is precious. A place we can call home. i mean you blow a few picks for some people and you get labled. thank you sir

[GregoryJoseph]

I've been met rather coldly by the rest of ronfez.net for some reason. Maybe the frequenters of this thread will be a bit more forgiving.

[Creepo]

Awesome! Maybe I won't be judges in here. I mean this board can be brutal. Thank you Tiger, for giving me the chance to shine on this board in some capacity

[disneyspy]

good,stay in here,you buncha losers

[I Am The Lord Your God]

Thine Heavenly Father smiles upon thee this day, Great Tiger's Turban! Thou hast found a way to include all of my children! For that you have My blessings!

[Brady Anderson]

Anyone want to step out and get a cup of coffee and see what develops? Look how buff I am:

http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com/catImages/banderson97otw-1.jpg

[Earth2Bossanova]

Finally a place those fucking queers Gvac and Bossanova cant step on everyones jokes.

[Don Stugots]

No Tully Blanchard or Satan yet? Meh.

[King Hippos Bowel Movement]

You know, existence wouldn't be so bad if he didn't eat so much cheese.

[DandyCandy]

East Side Dave forced me off the Ron and Fez show
Please accept me here I've got nowhere else to go

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Oh my friends you are welcome. im just tired of us getting railed by those American Faggot Board Members

[Rorschach]

faggots

[~Katja~]

This is really nice, and I thank you for it Great Tiger. I've never felt fully accepted on the outside. Perhaps I'll post more often now that you've created a safe haven.

I hope this doesn't reach 500 pages, gvac might feel embarrassed for you

[disneyspy]

I hope this doesn't reach 500 pages, gvac might feel embarrassed for you

:lol::lol:poor gvac

[King Hippos Bowel Movement]

I hope this doesn't reach 500 pages, gvac might feel embarrassed for you

Jeez. One chick in here and she isn't even a board character. This place is even more of a sausage party than the rest of the board.

[TheQuestion]

I hope this doesn't reach 500 pages, gvac might feel embarrassed for you

I don't think Gvac said he was embarrassed for the posters, he said he was embarrassed for the web site, since it bears the names of Ron and Fez.

Of course I can't speak for him.

[Andy Dufresne]

This place is great. I'm looking for a guy who knows how to get things.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Gvac is a Fucking American Faggot, but he was mis quoted

[GvacMobile]

I'm going to need a ruling. Am I technically a "board character" or just an additional account?

[Triumph]

I'm going to need a ruling. Am I technically a "board character" or just an additional account?

We do not discriminate, if you are not an original you are welcome

[Foster]

I'm going to need a ruling. Am I technically a "board character" or just an additional account?

don't ask me, I'm so confused.
I always thought Disney Spy was a board character.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

We do not discriminate, if you are not an original you are welcome

Hey, I made the thread, I make the rules. But yes you are correct

[Brady Anderson]

We do not discriminate, if you are not an original you are welcome

Great. You just invited Freitag.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Great. You just invited Freitag.

HAHAHA! Triupmh is banned from here.

[Triumph]

Shit! Im so sorry. I didnt mean to do that. Don't cast me aside like this negative board has.

[DandyCandy]

This is great, we are the the IFC of dot net. Im excited, I may film me posting on this thread and call it a movie

[TheQuestion]

This is great, we are the the IFC of dot net. Im excited, I may film me posting on this thread and call it a movie

Bravo! I salute your comedic skills, DandyCandy!

I have a question for all of you (surprise surprise) - what led you to break away from your original board name and create a new persona?

[King Hippos Bowel Movement]

Bravo! I salute your comedic skills, DandyCandy!

I have a question for all of you (surprise surprise) - what led you to break away from your original board name and create a new persona?

I'm just a bad, one-note joke character.

[iSpider]

This place is nice.

[JerseyRich]

Britney Pablo hasn't shown up in here yet.


Interesting...

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Bravo! I salute your comedic skills, DandyCandy!

I have a question for all of you (surprise surprise) - what led you to break away from your original board name and create a new persona?

I wanted to be able to call white people Fucking Faggot Americans to their face via the nternet

[KingHipposBandaidHasPeakd]

My brother looks like me. I sell cruises. Want one? I'm Jewish. I eat bacon. I'm faster then I look. I'm the punching bag of ronfez.net. I have more chins than you.

[TheQuestion]

I wanted to be able to call white people Fucking Faggot Americans to their face via the internet

Haha! Your comedic skills are equal to those of DandyCandy I see!

Very funny Mr. Turban.

Very funny indeed.

[disneyspy]

wheres mark with a k,wastley and jatka?mickeyboy,justron,thursday?bob stugots,rodney harrison,lostanova?no white spider,east millie tom,great canadian zero?this thread is a waste,it should be locked,in my opinion

[Rorschach]

wheres mark with a k,wastley and jatka?mickeyboy,justron,thursday?bob stugots,rodney harrison,lostanova?no white spider,east millie tom,great canadian zero?this thread is a waste,it should be locked,in my opinion

faggot

[Bossfan]

Anybody seen Bossanova? He's the greatest!!!!!!!!:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: Everything he says is gold - PURE GOLD!!!:thumbup:

[TheQuestion]

I've known Mr. Rorschach for a great many years, and I've never fully understood what makes him quite so surly.

[TheKlonoPin]

I'm feeling a bit jittery.

[GvacNoMore]

We need some broads in this thread. Are there any chick characters, or do we have to make them up too?

[Creepy McFlirt]

Is this thread a good place to meet single ladies?

:wub:

[Ritalin]

Has anyone seen Fat_Sunny?

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm really fucking tired of not being shown the respect I deserve. How about the rest of you? We're not a fraction of the whole, just a different side of the coin. Why can't they understand that about us?

[Planty]

Planty loves to laugh and play.
I hope this never goes away.

[smiler grogan]

I hope this doesn't reach 500 pages, gvac might feel embarrassed for you
Shouldn't this place be called the Gvac bomb shelter.

[iSpider]

We need some broads in this thread. Are there any chick characters, or do we have to make them up too?

It's hard enough to tell what the sex of the "regular" poster is.
It's impossible to determine the sex of a "board character".

[Chris Carpenter's Elbow]

Owwww! I'm not feeling too good.

[GregoryJoseph]

Owwww! I'm not feeling too good.

What happened buddy?

[IMSlacker]

Board characters are dumb.

[Planty]

FBAers steal my rays.California hates the gays

[Planty]

Planty keeps it nice and trim. Sorry guys I have no quim.

[GvacNoMore]

I like the cut of your jib, Planty! Good to have ya here.

[Chris Carpenter's Elbow]

What happened buddy?

I'm not sure, but I think I heard a "pop".

OOOOWWWWIIIEEEEE ZOOOWWWWIIIEEE!!!!

[GvacNoMore]

I'm not sure, but I think I heard a "pop".

OOOOWWWWIIIEEEEE ZOOOWWWWIIIEEE!!!!

Good quick edit!

Not so easy keeping a few names going, is it?

This is no game for a Slacker, I'll tell ya that!

[Smilin' Pedro]

Hola beetches. Where's the fiesta?

[GvacNoMore]

Hola Pedro! I'm glad you made your first post here. We need all the members we can get.

[Planty]

Planty's looking to branch out. This Gvacnomore gots lots of clout.

[Smilin' Pedro]

Hola Pedro! I'm glad you made your first post here. We need all the members we can get.



Dees place is notheeng but stupid gringoes. I hope I don't get a disease.

[ToiletCrusher]

I am not a board character. But I stand strong with all of you.

[Rorschach]

Dees place is notheeng but stupid gringoes. I hope I don't get a disease.

maricon

[Planty]

Planty says the weather stinks. Likes Smilin Pedro but hates the chinks.

[GregoryJoseph]

So what did everybody do today? Anything interesting?

[GvacNoMore]

Eh, hung out, cleaned out my vaporizer, did some shoveling...nothing too exciting.

[Smilin' Pedro]

So what did everybody do today? Anything interesting?



I peeked fruit for twenty hours. My feet are muy malo. I need new boots like you.

[TheQuestion]

My cousin had her child baptized today. I didn't attend the church services, but went to her house for the after party.

[GregoryJoseph]

I peeked fruit for twenty hours. My feet are muy malo. I need new boots like you.

I hear you loud and clear, amigo!

I need a foot massage!

[TheQuestion]

Perhaps I ate too much, or merely ingested the food too fast, but I seem to have some heartburn following the post-Baptism dinner. Do you guys favor Tums or Rolaids?

[GvacNoMore]

Perhaps I ate too much, or merely ingested the food too fast, but I seem to have some heartburn following the post-Baptism dinner. Do you guys favor Tums or Rolaids?

I'm a Tums guy all the way, Question. Rolaids seem to give me the shits for some reason.

[TheQuestion]

I'm a Tums guy all the way, Question. Rolaids seem to give me the shits for some reason.

Hmmm...maybe it's because of the calcium? I always hear Rolaids advertising that their tablets have a full days supply of calcium in them, so maybe that's what upsets your bowel movements.

Thanks for the heads up, though. Much appreciated.

[GregoryJoseph]

You might be onto something there with the calcium angle, Question.

Should I Google it or just ask Dr. Steve?

[Jeff George]

I dont know what Im doing in here its Sunday I should still be on the field

[Smilin' Pedro]

I'm a Tums guy all the way, Question. Rolaids seem to give me the shits for some reason.



Try Tiajuana Rolaids. Hoo, Pedro did not see his familia for three days after that.

[GregoryJoseph]

I dont know what Im doing in here its Sunday I should still be on the field

Welcome Mr. George!

You had an, uhh..., interesting career!

Care to tell us about it?

[Planty]

Planty only eats sun and drinks water. Now I'm alone since Casey and daughter.

[BlackSpider]

I can't wait 'till Gvac sees this thread.
He haaaates this kind of shit...


Why... have a thread that's basically a nonsense chat room?

I don't get it.

[TheQuestion]

Planty only eats sun and drinks water. Now I'm alone since Casey and daughter.

Awww, sorry to hear that, buddy. As one who respects all living things, I'd be glad to take care of you and keep you company if you'd like.

[Gaybeard]

i'm the worst thing you can say about a beard.

[GvacNoMore]

Try Tiajuana Rolaids. Hoo, Pedro did not see his familia for three days after that.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Muy bueno, Pedro! Me gusta muy mucho!

[TheQuestion]

i'm the worst thing you can say about a beard.

Welcome aboard, Mr. Beard! Don't worry, we're very accepting here.

[Rorschach]

i'm the worst thing you can say about a beard.

faggot

[Planty]

Planty thinks Black Spider is not a real board name. Who would call one's self something so lame.

[TheQuestion]

Lighten up, Rorschach.

We're all outsiders here, remember?

[GregoryJoseph]

Planty, you display a marvelous knack for humor and rhyme, like a young Muhammad Ali.

You intrigue me.

[Planty]

Planty has no hate for queers. Cold and wind is what he fears.

[Planty]

Planty, you display a marvelous knack for humor and rhyme, like a young Muhammad Ali.

You intrigue me.

Like butterflys float then stings from bees. I like posters names that start with G's.

[GvacNoMore]

Like butterflys float then stings from bees. I like posters names that start with G's.

Why thank you sir!

[GregoryJoseph]

Why thank you sir!

Uhh...I think he was talking to me!

[Jeff George]

What can you say, who else was good enough to play for two universities and seven nfl teams. I also like don pablos but I tip like shit.

[Rube]

Greetings My Computer Companions!

Uncle Tommy was just helping me get my Ab-Roller out from under my bed. He was like, "Go further in there Rube" and I was like, "I'm trying. It's a tight fit." We finally got it all the way out. And that's when his new girlfriend got home. I don't like her, She smells like Cigarette Smoke. YuKIE!

[JeremiahTrotter]

What can you say, who else was good enough to play for two universities and seven nfl teams. I also like don pablos but I tip like shit.

George. You come near me i'm going to sack your ass. Don't you now i'm from texas????????

[GregoryJoseph]

Greetings My Computer Companions!

Uncle Tommy was just helping me get my Ab-Roller out from under my bed. He was like, "Go further in there Rube" and I was like, "I'm trying. It's a tight fit." We finally got it all the way out. And that's when his new girlfriend got home. I don't like her, She smells like Cigarette Smoke. YuKIE!

Please be careful with your Uncle Tommy, Rube. I've got a strange feeling about him.

[JeremiahTrotter]

where's snoogans?

[Jeff George]

George. You come near me i'm going to sack your ass. Don't you now i'm from texas????????

Please...ive had helmet mullets bigger than you. I was number one overall...1990...suck it trotter

[Dr.Rockso]

Ohhhhhhhhh Yeah!!!

[John_Wayne]

I'm accepted wherever I go...


pilgrim.

[Planty]

Planty thinks posters are lazy. Most of these charaters are fugazi.

[nervous nelly]

I don't get out much because, but this seems like a nice safe place.

[Planty]

Today a dog peed on my soil. This gimmicks a chore not worth the toil.

[WhiteSpider]

wheres mark with a k,wastley and jatka?mickeyboy,justron,thursday?bob stugots,rodney harrison,lostanova?no white spider,east millie tom,great canadian zero?this thread is a waste,it should be locked,in my opinion

I'm here.

[GregoryJoseph]

I don't get out much because, but this seems like a nice safe place.

No need to be nervous, Nelly. You're among friends here.

[Dog196]

Finally, a section of .net rug that I won't piss on.

[TheQuestion]

Ohhhhhhhhh Yeah!!!

Welcome, Dr. I can't say that I approve of your cocaine habit, but we won't judge you.

[Planty]

Today a dog peed on my soil. This gimmicks a chore not worth the toil.

Finally, a section of .net rug that I won't piss on.

Dog keep away, piss not a fan. I'll shake some coins in this old can.

[nervous nelly]

Finally, a section of .net rug that I won't piss on.

oh my goodness, does he bite?
where's his leash?
does he have all his shots?
he doesn't have the rabbies does he?

[Dog196]

Dog keep away, piss not a fan. I'll shake some coins in this old can.

You're safe here, this isn't a spoof. I won't piss on you, I promise you, Woof.

[GregoryJoseph]

We'll make sure the dog is properly looked after.

So, what does everyone here do for a living?

[Planty]

Watch out Nelly don't touch my thorn. Do you have secrets? Enjoy gay porn?

[Dog196]

oh my goodness, does he bite?
where's his leash?
does he have all his shots?
he doesn't have the rabbies does he?

I don't bite and have all my shots. Right Paw to god.

We'll make sure the dog is properly looked after.

So, what does everyone here do for a living?

I'm man's best friend.

[Planty]

You're safe here, this isn't a spoof. I won't piss on you, I promise you, Woof.

My gimmicks mine, not yours to steal. Go chase some cars or eat some veal.

[Dog196]

My gimmicks mine, not yours to steal. Go chase some cars or eat some veal.

:down:
(slinks away with tail between legs)

[EndangeredFeces]

Look at these fuckin' pretenders to the throne.

BOW!!!!

[Sinestro]

Sinestro has never seen so many posters that he has never seen before in one thread on the board. Welcome!!

[Planty]

Look at these fuckin' pretenders to the throne.

BOW!!!!

I like shit its good to grow. Like other characters you do not blow.

[Creepy McFlirt]

I don't get out much because, but this seems like a nice safe place.

Hi there, Nelly. Is that picture in your avatar really you? Cute!

:wub:

[nervous nelly]

Hi there, Nelly. Is that picture in your avatar really you? Cute!

:wub:

RAPE! RAPE!

[Rube]

I work at Books-A-Million in Burlington, Vermont. Most of the time they have me stacking books and peeling off the "on sale" stickers. But sometimes I get to make the coffee drinks and sell the cakes. That's a lot of fun for me. It just tastes so good.

I like to drink beer too. My Mom says it makes me fat. But what does she know. Her "boyfriend" is fat. Sometimes I hear them in her bedroom. I wish he wasn't here.

[BoxyBrown]

UGH! Now can you dig THIS?!

The King of New York is in the house.

[Creepy McFlirt]

I work at Books-A-Million in Burlington, Vermont. Most of the time they have me stacking books and peeling off the "on sale" stickers. But sometimes I get to make the coffee drinks and sell the cakes. That's a lot of fun for me. It just tastes so good.

I like to drink beer too. My Mom says it makes me fat. But what does she know. Her "boyfriend" is fat. Sometimes I hear them in her bedroom. I wish he wasn't here.

You sound like a cool dude. You and I should hang out.

:wub:

[MissGradenko]

Oh come on now guys, this is getting out of hand! :tongue:

lol

[IMSlacker]

fuck. I hate board characters

[TheQuestion]

fuck. I hate board characters

Chris Carpenter's Elbow wouldn't say that.

[Rube]

You sound like a cool dude. You and I should hang out.

:wub:Ummm? OK, I guess.

[nervous nelly]

You sound like a cool dude. You and I should hang out.

:wub:

Ummm? OK, I guess.

homosexual activity is the leading cause of aids

[MissGradenko]

That's not very polite.

[Sinestro]

IMSlacker's Sinestro sig confuses me. When I click on threads and see the sinestro sig I read it and say Sinestro doesn't remember writing that. But the corps is expanding so welcome. Hopefully everyone will have a sinestro sig and we will take control and rule this messageboard.

[Rube]

fuck. I hate board characters
Well, your a poopy head!
:annoyed:

[Rube]

homosexual activity is the leading cause of aids
My mom tells me not to sit on toilet seats. She says that they can give you aids too.

[TheQuestion]

Your mom sounds like she cares about you very much Rube, but is a bit uninformed.

[DeathMetalMatty]

I'll educate his fucking mom!



WITH MY DICK!

[nervous nelly]

My mom tells me not to sit on toilet seats. She says that they can give you aids too.

she right!
you should never use strange toilets, always hold it in until you get home!

[Bob Impact]

Knowing that this thread exists brings me immeasurable joy.

[Rube]

Your mom sounds like she cares about you very much Rube, but is a bit uninformed.She loves me a lot! No, she has a uniform. She has two actually. She works the night shift a the Waffle House. I love waffles with syrup and lots of butter.

I'll educate his fucking mom!



WITH MY DICK!And you! Your just MEAN!

she right!
you should never use strange toilets, always hold it in until you get home!I knew it!

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Knowing that this thread exists brings me immeasurable joy.

Thank you kind sir. You a very welcome to post when ever you want.

[mikeyboy]

Thank you kind sir. You a very welcome to post when ever you want.

Bob is Sarah's board character.

[Sinestro]

I like the Waffle House, even though they didn't serve me because I was red.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Bob is Sarah's board character.

Even better! mikey, make a mikeyguy and then you can befriend us too

[nervous nelly]

I like the Waffle House, even though they didn't serve me because I was red.

you're lucky they didn't serve you, those kitchens are filthy

[Sinestro]

But I like it when the waitress yells the order to the cook. Feels like home.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

I like the Waffle House, even though they didn't serve me because I was red.

This is a place not only for characters but for people of color. Welcome Sinestro

[Rod Serling]

It may be said with a degree of assurance that not everything that meets the eye is as it appears.

[Death Metal Moe]

I like the Waffle House, even though they didn't serve me because I was red.

I got a coffee there once during a road trip.

The fucking coffee had grease in it. True story, saw some sort of greasy shit floating on the top and threw it out the window somewhere around Tennessee.

[Aneurysm]

I hate a guy who can't stand board characters. Can I post here?

[B e r t]

You know what I hate? People with more than one eyebrow. Fuckin' assholes!

[Great Tiger's Turban]

I hate a guy who can't stand board characters. Can I post here?

Are you a character? Otherwise it maes it tough. I like that you like us, but can you be trusted?

[Bill Berry]

You know what I hate? People with more than one eyebrow. Fuckin' assholes!

You're preaching to the choir, brother.

[Aneurysm]

Are you a character? Otherwise it maes it tough. I like that you like us, but can you be trusted?

I'm not, but i like this thread. There are some great people in here

[Sinestro]

I'm not, but i like this thread. There are some great people in here

Of course.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

I'm not, but i like this thread. There are some great people in here

Sorry friend. I let you in then I have to let the other scurge in. All Faggots remian outside

[Rorschach]

faggots

[CuntagiousChris]

I wonder if ill get shit on in this thread too its been an interesting first day posting:smoke:

[Aneurysm]

I understand, thanks for hearing me out though.

[GvacNoMore]

We could take over this place if we wanted!




Hmmm.....

[Great Tiger's Turban]

I wonder if ill get shit on in this thread too its been an interesting first day posting:smoke:

Welcome friend. I extended my hand to you, we will not shit on you here. This is a place to avoid that nonsense

[Great Tiger's Turban]

We could take over this place if we wanted!




Hmmm.....


Always been on the back burner my friend. What country are you from? You are obviously not a Fucking Faggot American

[Al Davis]

Because my mighty RAIDAHS won today, I decided to go ahead and take another Oxy pill. I'm totally fucked up, but I'm feeling really fucking good.

RAIDERS SUPER BOWL CHAMPS 2010 MOTHERFUCKERS

[CuntagiousChris]

Welcome friend. I extended my hand to you, we will not shit on you here. This is a place to avoid that nonsense

Thanks great Tiger i know it sounds stupid but where does everyone get the little pics for their posts

[nervous nelly]

We could take over this place if we wanted!




Hmmm.....

if we do I suggest we enforce some strict rules for everyones safety

[GvacNoMore]

Always been on the back burner my friend. What country are you from? You are obviously not a Fucking Faggot American

I am a man without a country, friend. My allegiance is to what is right, not dictators who try to tell me what to do.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Thanks great Tiger i know it sounds stupid but where does everyone get the little pics for their posts

not stupid at all. The sigpics are either made by themselves or we have some people on the outside of this thread that can make them for you. Go to search and look for the sigpic request thread.

[Al Davis]

I am a man without a country, friend. My allegiance is to what is right, not dictators who try to tell me what to do.

I like that attitude, my friend. It's like when that fuck Rozelle told me I couldn't move the team to Los Angeles. I said, "I'll fucking move the team to fucking Timbuktu if I want to, you Jew prick", and I pissed on his desk and walked out, and we were in fucking Los Angeles a week later.

So it didn't work out and I lost my ass on that and we played in a shithole. I showed that son of a bitch. It's better to end up being a dumbass than let any fuck tell you what to do.

[Creepo]

Did we get any hot ladies to stare at yer?

[nervous nelly]

not stupid at all. The sigpics are either made by themselves or we have some people on the outside of this thread that can make them for you. Go to search and look for the sigpic request thread.

don't ask anyone to make a sig for you!
they'll then have access to your IP Address and they will steal your ID!

[GvacNoMore]

I like that attitude, my friend. It's like when that fuck Rozelle told me I couldn't move the team to Los Angeles. I said, "I'll fucking move the team to fucking Timbuktu if I want to, you Jew prick", and I pissed on his desk and walked out, and we were in fucking Los Angeles a week later.

So it didn't work out and I lost my ass on that and we played in a shithole. I showed that son of a bitch. It's better to end up being a dumbass than let any fuck tell you what to do.

You and I are gonna be good friends, Mr. Davis.

I can sense it.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

don't ask anyone to make a sig for you!
they'll then have access to your IP Address and they will steal your ID!

If there were only a trusting person on the indise that would do it

[Al Davis]

You and I are gonna be good friends, Mr. Davis.

I can sense it.

Yeah, Lane Kiffin said that to me about 2 years ago.

Where the fuck is that guy anyway? I've been looking for him all day. I drew up a new play to show him.

[Creepo]

Lets all have a board character Christmas Party.

[nervous nelly]

If there were only a trusting person on the indise that would do it

once we take over that should be our first rule,

only trust the inside people!

[Al Davis]

once we take over that should be our first rule,

only trust the inside people!

I know who you can't trust. I don't want to say who exactly, but let's just say they're lighting candles tonight.

[Sinestro]

Lets all have a board character Christmas Party.

I think they had one last week. No one recognized me last week with my Clark Kent glasses even though I'm red!:drunk:

[Great Tiger's Turban]

once we take over that should be our first rule,

only trust the inside people!

I only trust who post in here. Rule 1 is written

[GvacNoMore]

I only trust who post in here. Rule 1 is written

And so shall it be.

[Creepo]

2 should be, do not reveal your alter ego no matter the situation

[nervous nelly]

I have to go to sleep now, if I don't get at least 8 hours I'm afraid I might get a brain tumor.

[Creepo]

I have to go to sleep now, if I don't get at least 8 hours I'm afraid I might get a brain tumor.

Goodnight friend. Don't forget about us

[GvacNoMore]

Be careful, Nelly. I'd hate to lose a valuable ally.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

A great first day for our faction. Night all

And for the outsiders. Fuck off you Fucking Faggot Americans

[GvacNoMore]

A great first day for our faction. Night all

And for the outsiders. Fuck off you Fucking Faggot Americans

Amen!

[Creepy McFlirt]

I have to go to sleep now, if I don't get at least 8 hours I'm afraid I might get a brain tumor.

Sweet dreams, my dear.

:wub:

[TheQuestion]

Good night my new found friends! I eagerly anticipate chatting with each and every one of you tomorrow and every day!

[GvacNoMore]

Yeah, I should be hitting the hay too.

Have a good one buddies!

[Rorschach]

faggots

[CuntagiousChris]

u still there Great Tiger

[GvacMobile]

I'm always on the run, but I'll make it a point to stop in here tomorrow and every day!

[GregoryJoseph]

Have a great evening amigos!

[Chris Carpenter's Elbow]

Hopefully, I'll feel better after a good night's sleep. I doubt it though.

[I Am The Lord Your God]

Sleep well, My children.

Know thine Heavenly Father doth love thee all.

[Al Davis]

I'm not going to sleep. Fuck that. There's no time to sleep when you run a team like the Raiders. Especially with so many people out to get you. All of them acting against you, ready to fuck you over if your attention wavers a goddam second. So I'll...I'll...damn where am I...so sleepy....

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Dr.Rockso]

Dr.Rockso can't sleep!!!


I DO COCAINE!!!

[TigerWoods]

None of you pussies can keep up with me. Im fuckin Tiger Woods. I hit 350+ yard drives. What the fuck do you do?

[MattCassel]

WHO'S GETTIN PAID NOW BITCHES????

Matt MOAFUCKIN Cassel.

[RodneyHarrison]

WHO'S GETTIN PAID NOW BITCHES????

Matt MOAFUCKIN Cassel.

RODNEY HARRISON BE HAPPY FOR MATT CASSEL. RODNEY HARRISON BE GETTIN PAID TOO MOAFUCKAS. PAID VACATION FOR RODNEY MOAFUCKIN HARRISON


PRINT IT

[RICK_JAMES]

I'm DEAD AND IM STILL POSTIN BITCH

[DanDierdorf]

Let me just say, WHAT A THREAD. The level of consistency here has just been UNPARALLELED and I WILL NOT be surprised to see this continue for YEARS to come

[DanMarino]

I just wish I wasn't so selfish. If I just woulda handed off some instead of thinkin about my stats, I mighta won a SB.


LACES WERE OUT

[KevinGarnett]

DID YOU SEE WHAT WE DID TO THE KNICKS


oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[QuentinRichardson]

You gonna eat that?

[JerryFalwell1]

All of you sinners simply disgust me. The level of Putridity on this website is what Satan was hoping for.

[TigerWoods]

Not a single one of you faggots hits the ball 350+ yards though. Only Tiger Woods does that.

What the fuck do you all do? Rodney Harrison doesn't even play.

[EliManning]

Gosh guys. It's good to see you all again. Did you guys happened to notice how we played tonight. I wonder if any of you guys wanna go out for some drinks? Ya know I'm buyin

[Dr.Rockso]

Dr.Rockso wants to go out for some ice cream and hookers!!1

k-k-k-yeeeeeeeeeeeeahhh!!!

[Tom Coughlin]

g GOOD GAME TODAY ELI, BUT YOU BETTER STOP THROWING THOSE PASSES HIGH. YOU ALMOST GAVE AWAY THE GAME!!!

[TigerWoods]

Gosh guys. It's good to see you all again. Did you guys happened to notice how we played tonight. I wonder if any of you guys wanna go out for some drinks? Ya know I'm buyin

What are you some kind of faggot? I KNOW you don't have power like Tiger Woods. 350+ yards bitch.

Though to be fair, I have see you overthrow guys by 50+ yards. You got that goin for you, don't you......queer

[RodneyHarrison]

g GOOD GAME TODAY ELI, BUT YOU BETTER STOP THROWING THOSE PASSES HIGH. YOU ALMOST GAVE AWAY THE GAME!!!

Tom Coughlin better remember exactly what RODNEY MOAFUCKIN HARRISON did for Tom in the Playoffs last year.

SO WHAT IF RODNEY HARRISON ALREADY MADE A MILLION DOLLARS ON THE GAME. RODNEY HARRISON BETTER BE REMEMBERED COME PLAYOFF BONUS TIME

PRINT IT

[TigerWoods]

g GOOD GAME TODAY ELI, BUT YOU BETTER STOP THROWING THOSE PASSES HIGH. YOU ALMOST GAVE AWAY THE GAME!!!

You guys rushed for 301 yards tonight. Thats pretty impressive, IF IT WAS A 2 IRON.

350+ yards bitch

[Smilin' Pedro]

Buenos dias everybodys.

[GvacMobile]

Good morning buddies!

[B e r t]

Good morning, you multi-browed freaks!

[Bill Berry]

Good morning, you multi-browed freaks!

x 2

[John Kruk]

It's a beautiful morning, isn't it?

[Chris Carpenter's Elbow]

I think I'm feeling a little better this morning. A little stiff and achy though. Maybe if I try to stretch a little bit...

OOOWWWWIIIIIIIEEEEE ZOOOWWWWWWIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!

[GvacMobile]

Really late for work today! I overslept!

[GvacMobile]

The roads are fairly clear but there are patches of ice.

Be careful out there!

[~Katja~]

The roads are fairly clear but there are patches of ice.

Be careful out there!

how does a board character get a drivers license? And what would it look like ???? :)

[Creepy McFlirt]

Well, hello there ~Katja~. How are you this morning?

Has anyone seen Nelly around?

:wub:

[Leticia]

I got to page three before getting nauseous.

[Ron Diaz]

Ron Bennigton is a hack

[britneypablo]

i felt that it was only right to post here....by the way that hologram i sent of that skunk headed girl to the party was mighty expensive

[west milly Tom]

i felt that it was only right to post here....by the way that hologram i sent of that skunk headed girl to the party was mighty expensive


Britneypablo
Is my favorite board character.

[Gaybeard]

The extreme cold makes it diffcult to keep my beard meticuliously groomed.

[quonniejoe]

Well I have to start posting somewhere. This seems like a good place to start.

[GvacMobile]

Fucking freezing in this conference room.

[AngryAsianGuy]

I'm emotionally torn due to the joy that this place brings me vs. the anger I feel at all the non-board characters posting here.

Fucking bridge and tunnel crowd. Hang out in your own shithole threads and leave this thread to the cool people who actually live here.

[Aaron Rodgers]

3 pts? Only 3 pts? Against Seattle?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA !!!!

Oh Brett, you fucking choke artist. This is sweeter than a Wisconsin sunrise.

You don't even control your own destiny. A destiny which has you dying a Vicodin and moonshine related death you fucking hillbilly!

[Aaron Rodgers]

Oh, I forgot. Thanks for starting this thread. Where the fuck is that assclown Neckbeard?

Probably at Ditka's Steakhouse ordering a house salad and a Fresca. Jagoff.

[Kobe8]

I love this thread! Its like our own "Little House on the Prarie".

Only without the dysentery, bear attacks and filthy red indian savages.

[Billy "White Shoes"]

I still hate you all.
Bennington is a hack.
Start a listing thread you faggots.
Gvac was right.

[GvacMobile]

Rat farts! Vinyl seats blow moose cock!

[Dog196]

Good Morning Buddays ... it was so cold this morning that when I was let outside, my shit was steaming. Thank goodness I am back inside.

[TigerWoods]

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What the fuck have you done? Exactly

350+ yards, bitch

[GvacMobile]

I haven't eaten yet. Should I get breakfast or lunch?

[ToiletCrusher]

I haven't eaten yet. Should I get breakfast or lunch?

beer?

[GvacMobile]

beer?

Can't...I'm on the road working.

[drjoek]

Lunch it up.

[Billy "White Shoes"]

A real man would have both in 1 sitting.

[Snoogans]

What kind of loser makes board characters? You fucks are sad





























350+ bitch

[Billy "White Shoes"]

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Hell yeah.

[GvacMobile]

One good thing about this lousy weather? I am SLAMMED at work. Maybe my next commission check won't look like a mail in rebate.

[Debbie Downer]

lots of families will be seeing the repo man instead of santa, no house and no toys, also feline aids is up 23 percent

[Creepy McFlirt]

Hey, Debbie! Haven't seen you around in a while! How's it going?

:wub:

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm emotionally torn due to the joy that this place brings me vs. the anger I feel at all the non-board characters posting here.

Fucking bridge and tunnel crowd. Hang out in your own shithole threads and leave this thread to the cool people who actually live here.

Dude. Motherfucking Angry Asian Guy

FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!

[John Kruk]

I kinda like this board. You can just let your mullet down and be yourself.

I think I'll stick around.

[MissGradenko]

beer?

Ewwww! This name is SO RUDE! How about you light a candle in there or at least spray something in the vein of an air freshener.

GROSS!

[desmondtutu]

G's up apartheid down!

While you motherfuckers bounce to this!

http://www.achievement.org/achievers/tut0/large/tut0-008.jpg

[Smilin' Pedro]

Four more trucks of mushrooms and I can take the rest of the day off. Aiiyeeeee!

[Steven Adler]

Has anyone seen Slash?

[Sinestro]

WTF??? Who are all these new people and where do they come from?

By the way, Sinestro welcomes you.

[Steven Adler]

Hi Sinestro ... you've definitely got the look to be in as band ... can you play an instrument?