My wife disgusted me.

[deliciousV]

Fuck I ain't reading all that

no need to, an elitist yankee asshole besmirches fine southern cuisine and becomes unable to fuck his Angelic wife due to her enjoyment of said cuisine. Some agree with the prick, some don't.

[underdog]

I still want to know where these Waffle House's are that serve biscuits.

I've never seen an OVEN in a waffle house. Ever.

A grill. Some toasters. Waffle Irons (of course). And some burners between the grills to make a pot of grits, and do omelets and eggs "over easy" and stuff.

That's it.

They have it on their menu, but they're probably pre-made biscuits.

[underdog]

Ketchup is not a condiment for a grown-up.

Why?

[underdog]

I think the last time this started, they were at a place in AZ.

I'm not doubting their existence. It's not that unconceivable that some places would fit an oven in their too. I've just never seen one at any WH I've visited.

I just assumed they were all the same cookie-cut / pre-fab'd places they stuck on the side of every interstate exit down here.

Trust me, if I'd seen delicious sausage gravy on a menu, I would have ordered it.

It is definitely on their menu. I was at one in PA on Friday.

[sailor]

I think the last time this started, they were at a place in AZ.

I'm not doubting their existence. It's not that unconceivable that some places would fit an oven in their too. I've just never seen one at any WH I've visited.

I just assumed they were all the same cookie-cut / pre-fab'd places they stuck on the side of every interstate exit down here.

Trust me, if I'd seen delicious sausage gravy on a menu, I would have ordered it.

harrisburg, PA - only waffle house i ever went to, i had biscuits/gravy there.

actually, it's on their online menu (http://www.wafflehouse.com/images/classicmeals90611.pdf). many biscuit sandwiches as well.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ketchup is not a condiment for a grown-up.

I'm sorry, I'll get the saucier at WAFFLE HOUSE on the phone right away.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Why?

Why are you questioning him? Surely he lives more than 10 miles away from where he grew up.

[epo]

I'm sorry, I'll get the saucier at WAFFLE HOUSE on the phone right away.

Sorry, ketchup/catsup isn't very good.

Why are you questioning him? Surely he lives more than 10 miles away from where he grew up.

Actually 150 miles, not that this stat matters.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Sorry, ketchup/catsup isn't very good.



Isn't it kind of elitist to take that stand and belittle people who do like it? I don't like mayo, but I don't shit all over people who do like it.

[underdog]

Sorry, ketchup/catsup isn't very good.

You don't eat anything with BBQ sauce on it?

[epo]

Isn't it kind of elitist to take that stand and belittle people who do like it? I don't like mayo, but I don't shit all over people who do like it.

I'll admit that its elitist.

Ketchup/catsup is garbage.

[Snoogans]

You don't eat anything with BBQ sauce on it?

dont insult BBQ sauce. its not fuckin ketchup. sure it has some in it, but its completely different, and completely awesome.

[cougarjake13]

no need to, an elitist yankee asshole besmirches fine southern cuisine and becomes unable to fuck his Angelic wife due to her enjoyment of said cuisine. Some agree with the prick, some don't.


Thanks for the cliff notes

[underdog]

dont insult BBQ sauce. its not fuckin ketchup. sure it has some in it, but its completely different, and completely awesome.

It's like 99% ketchup with some other shit in it.

I'm not even that big of a fan of ketchup, but to say it's not an adult food is fucking retarded. It's some shitty condiment like every other condiment.

[ozzie]

harrisburg, PA - only waffle house i ever went to, i had biscuits/gravy there.

actually, it's on their online menu (http://www.wafflehouse.com/images/classicmeals90611.pdf). many biscuit sandwiches as well.

I admit, I haven't been to a Waffle House in a while (since I cut out a lot of late night partying), but I'd be willing to bet that most of the old Waffle Houses around here still don't have ovens.

Either this is something relatively new, or just available at newer locations.

Or it could be that this is some frozen thing that they throw in the toaster or on the griddle.

And it's curious that they have to give them a "brand name" like they're not "real" biscuits.

"TEXAS Biscuits"? I have no clue what the hell a "texas" biscuit is.

Goddammit, y'all are going to make me have to go now just to see for myself.

[ozzie]

Certain french fries require ketchup.

Thin and crisp, like McDonalds fries = no ketchup.

Large, well prepared steak fries = no ketchup.

All the ones in between... particularly Five Guys, for some reason, require ketchup.

But NEVER on a sandwich, burger, dog, brat, etc.

And since this started as a Waffle House thread... I don't understand people putting any condiment on Waffle House hash browns.

[Snacks]

Certain french fries require ketchup.

Thin and crisp, like McDonalds fries = no ketchup.

Large, well prepared steak fries = no ketchup.

All the ones in between... particularly Five Guys, for some reason, require ketchup.

But NEVER on a sandwich, burger, dog, brat, etc.

And since this started as a Waffle House thread... I don't understand people putting any condiment on Waffle House hash browns.

I agree a little. McDonalds fries no ketchup but 5 guys doesnt need ketchup either. Fat fries needs ketchup and imo fat fries like steak fries are by far the best fries.

As for burgers, If I make the burger at home I always seem to get a potato bun and use ketchup. If I go fast food burger I usually get cheese and ask for the rest plain unless its a big mac or whopper I get those as they are normally made.

[sailor]

And it's curious that they have to give them a "brand name" like they're not "real" biscuits.

"TEXAS Biscuits"? I have no clue what the hell a "texas" biscuit is.

Probably just a marketing thing to make it sound more appealing.

[spoon]

dont insult BBQ sauce. its not fuckin ketchup. sure it has some in it, but its completely different, and completely awesome.

yet I'm surely not going to spend $3 to get the one I like though!


and the ketchup thing is funny to me

I like it on some stuff and epo ripped me for it and we just had fun with it, here it becomes some long drawn out fight/insult bc someone is in the conversation

it's just that simple...everything he touches get douchified

[spoon]

It's like 99% ketchup with some other shit in it.

I'm not even that big of a fan of ketchup, but to say it's not an adult food is fucking retarded. It's some shitty condiment like every other condiment.

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

I'm a condiment connoisseur! How dare you sir!


I even order sides of spicy mayo, red chili and eel sauce for my sushi orders! If I was near you right now, I'd slap you in the face with my glove and challenge you to a duel in Weehawken!

[spoon]

"TEXAS Biscuits"? I have no clue what the hell a "texas" biscuit is.




Isn't that Aggie's nick?

:laugh:

[TjM]

Fucking love ketchup

[TjM]

I even love it on hot dogs

[Melrapuo]

Ketchup is a god-send. I only eat hot dogs with ketchup on them.

If you don't like ketchup, you aren't American.

[ozzie]

I just don't think ketchup "compliments" any meats. It just covers it up, or adds a completely different flavor that dominates any meat it touches.

I love the flavor of a nice Nathan's dog, and I'm paying a few cents extra to taste it.

If anything, a little mustard, and some kraut if it's available.

And it pains me to see guests drowning out the flavor of the fresh German sausages I went out of my way to get. I've threatened some that next time, they'll be served a pack of 99¢ "red hots". I honestly don't think some would notice as long as they're shoving something surrounded by ketchup soaked bread into their pie holes.

[underdog]

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

I'm a condiment connoisseur! How dare you sir!


I even order sides of spicy mayo, red chili and eel sauce for my sushi orders! If I was near you right now, I'd slap you in the face with my glove and challenge you to a duel in Weehawken!

I'm not going to Jersey for a duel.

[underdog]

yet I'm surely not going to spend $3 to get the one I like though!

:lol: